crabapple
12-25-2009, 07:27 AM
Horrible creatures seek to bite you on Christmas!
Around the holiday season the bugs outside smell the food and they want to come inside and eat and be warm. The ants were crawling around in my bed and I was smashing them whenever I discovered one! When I thought I had all this taken care of, I saw out of the corner of my eye that something was crawling on my pillow. It was a spider--a huge spider!
I didn't want to smash it because I like spiders--but what was I to do? I didn't want to get out of bed because it was really cold. I didn't want to walk across the cold room to throw the thing out the front door. Looking around I saw a paper cup that would work. I put the spider in the cup and placed a piece of paper over the top. Then I fell asleep and forgot about it.
In the morning I was getting dressed and suddenly noticed the paper cup. "Oh, wow! Time to let Spidery out." So I threw him out the front door and he landed softly on the grass downstairs.
Around the holiday season the bugs outside smell the food and they want to come inside and eat and be warm. The ants were crawling around in my bed and I was smashing them whenever I discovered one! When I thought I had all this taken care of, I saw out of the corner of my eye that something was crawling on my pillow. It was a spider--a huge spider!
I didn't want to smash it because I like spiders--but what was I to do? I didn't want to get out of bed because it was really cold. I didn't want to walk across the cold room to throw the thing out the front door. Looking around I saw a paper cup that would work. I put the spider in the cup and placed a piece of paper over the top. Then I fell asleep and forgot about it.
In the morning I was getting dressed and suddenly noticed the paper cup. "Oh, wow! Time to let Spidery out." So I threw him out the front door and he landed softly on the grass downstairs.