books never made by golden books

[bloodygurl02]

got this from my friend hope u guys like this

LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT:
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating Too Many Vegetables
3. Daddy's New Wife Robert
4. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
5. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
6. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
7. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
8. Grandpa Gets a Casket
9. Strangers Have the Best Candy
10. You Were an Accident
11. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
12. Sometimes Your Nightmares Are Real
13. And Where Would You Like to Be Buried, Li'l Timmy?
14. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
15. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

[AmarylandPsycho]

I like number 15

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Cereal Killer
Then why does it have a question mark?

Oh, some editions?:

16) You Can't Be Whatever You Want When You Grow Up
17) When Mommy Calls You Special, She Means Retarded

those r good ones:D

[bloodygurl02]

i personally like #'s 4,7,9,11,15

[Cereal Killer]

Originally posted by bloodygurl02
those r good ones:D

Thank you, sweetness! :D

[bloodygurl02]

awwwwwwwwwwwwww bane i see u had to go back and edit the post so it would say bloodyraggurl

[bloodygurl02]

wow u quoted me and twist my words around:rolleyes:

how god like of u darth bane

[Sam The Egg]

Bane, do you really think anybody takes you seriously?

[Wicked Lady]

Originally posted by bloodygurl02
awwwwwwwwwwwwww bloodyrag
Originally posted by Darth Bane
Cleanliness, next to godliness.........

OMG that was soOoOOoOoOo lame! even for you Bane! OoOoOh you're Sooo scary! you might make it look like I said something that I didn't!:eek: I'm gonna pee myself! I'm soo scared!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: you have proven your idiocy

[Targangil]

I love them all.

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Wicked Lady
OMG that was soOoOOoOoOo lame! even for you Bane! OoOoOh you're Sooo scary! you might make it look like I said something that I didn't!:eek: I'm gonna pee myself! I'm soo scared!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: you have proven your idiocy

i agree w/ ya . i think hes running low on cleverness so he has recycle all the stupid stuff hes said b4

[SFF]

OK, here are some of my Golden book titles:

1. Daddy, what's that brown stuff that comes out of my ass?
2. What your parents do when you're asleep
3. Finger Food: how to pick your nose in 10 easy lessons

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by SFF
OK, here are some of my Golden book titles:

1. Daddy, what's that brown stuff that comes out of my ass?
2. What your parents do when you're asleep
3. Finger Food: how to pick your nose in 10 easy lessons

lol i like #3 the best. these r pretty good sff:D

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by SFF
Thank ya, thank ya.

This thread kicks ass. Great idea, bloody.:cool:

Here are some more that just popped into my head:

1. The young man's guide to wet dreams
2. What Mommy keeps in her bottom dresser drawer
2. Jacks: It's craps for kids

thanx :) just got in my email from a freind and he said to him it sounded scary and it poped in to my head to post it her

1 sounds kool:)

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by SFF
1. How mommy got pregnant AKA Tales from the busted rubber
2. Hey Dummy, Santa Claus isn't real
3. So you want to be a grown up? A detailed guide about armpit sweat and pubic hairs

lmao those r good:D

[SFF]

Originally posted by bloodygurl02
lmao those r good:D


LOL I could just keep going on this. It's very addictive.

1. The truth about Mud Pies
2. It's OK to pee in the pool
3. Things to say to Uncle Joe when he loses his job

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by SFF
LOL I could just keep going on this. It's very addictive.

1. The truth about Mud Pies
2. It's OK to pee in the pool
3. Things to say to Uncle Joe when he loses his job

lol i like the pee in the pool one. keep them coming i know u have more

[XFeaRX]

Originally posted by bloodygurl02
got this from my friend hope u guys like this

LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT:
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating Too Many Vegetables
3. Daddy's New Wife Robert
4. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
5. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
6. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
7. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
8. Grandpa Gets a Casket
9. Strangers Have the Best Candy
10. You Were an Accident
11. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
12. Sometimes Your Nightmares Are Real
13. And Where Would You Like to Be Buried, Li'l Timmy?
14. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
15. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

hahaha. Are these real titles of books?

Those all sound like books you made up even though they are funny. :)

[XFeaRX]

Originally posted by SFF
OK, here are some of my Golden book titles:

1. Daddy, what's that brown stuff that comes out of my ass?
2. What your parents do when you're asleep
3. Finger Food: how to pick your nose in 10 easy lessons

lol! hahaha!

[XFeaRX]

My Golden Titles That Never Made It-

1. Mommy, why is that guy sticking a stick in that girls butt?
2. Your teacher is nice, but she does not like you.
3. Do not try, you are just going to fail anyways.
4. Why I hate you and love your brother more.

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by XFeaRX
hahaha. Are these real titles of books?

Those all sound like books you made up even though they are funny. :)

glad u like them
no they r made up notice the title says NEVER made by little golden books. and i didn't make them up i got this in my email from a friend:D

[Sam The Egg]

Fire is Fun!
Down the Road, Not Across the Street
What Your Parents Do While You're At Grandma's (A Pop-Up Book)
Why They Can't Find Daddy

[XFeaRX]

5. Why is Daddy in Jail?
6. Why is there mayonase on your bed mommy?
7. The fun of sniffing!
8. How to score some rocks
9. The fun of Gambling!

[SFF]

Hey, several of mine are missing. Where did they go?

[Sam The Egg]

The Big Book of Shop Class Mishaps
Nobody REALLY Sends Dogs To Live On Farms
Jump Into The Oncomming Traffic of Safety

[SFF]

I posted some really sick ones, but they seem to have been deleted by AMK.:rolleyes: She should be focassing her attention on the likes of Darth Bane.

1. Mommy, where did I come from: AKA Tales from the busted rubber

2. Cracks and Hacks for the parental codes on the DVD player

3. How to punch holes in your mama's diaphram and blame it on your baby sister

[Sam The Egg]

The ABC's of Fellatio

[SFF]

Lincoln Logs: You can make them at home!!!
How to play with your friends and achieve mutual satisfaction
Why Daddy sleeps in your sandbox sometimes

[DEICIDE]

You people have nothing better to do on a friday night?

[Sam The Egg]

Hey, you're here too. Besides, in some places it's not Friday night anymore

[SFF]

Originally posted by DEICIDE
You people have nothing better to do on a friday night?

Here's a Golden Book for you, Decide:

Strip Clubs and Coke vials: Why Daddy can never afford child support

[Sam The Egg]

The Skeptik's Annotated Children's Bible

[DEICIDE]

haha yeah, thats a good one. Someone said earlier about being raging alchies, and I was like, yeah, thats cool when your 11 or 12, but I was thinking more like doing lines or something. Usually, when I drink, I perder to do it alones, but coke, now, I like to many people, funner that was, you know.

[DEICIDE]

It sucks being on house arrest, you have a cerfew at 11. Only 5 more weeks.

[Sam The Egg]

*Laughs at Deicide for being under house arrest*

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Fire is Fun!
Down the Road, Not Across the Street
What Your Parents Do While You're At Grandma's (A Pop-Up Book)
Why They Can't Find Daddy

lol the pop up book title is funny:D

[SFF]

Things your new puppy will lick
Monistat is NOT a cool-sounding brand of toothpaste
The toothfairy filed for bankruptcy

[Sam The Egg]

All About Closed-Casket Funerals
Fluffy Bunny's Trip to the Spanish Inquisition
Cannibals and You
Why God Hates You
The Man Down the Street Loves The Little Children
So Your Parents Are Selling You Into Slavery
Sex Chronicles

[SFF]

Santa talks about impotance
Easter eggs are dead chicken babies
Clever places to hide Daddy's belt

[Sam The Egg]

Dante's Inferno For Kids
An Illustrated Guide to Scat
You'll Go To Heaven If You Get In The Van
Kids At School Talk Behind Your Back...Kill Them
If You Don't Have a Dad Then You're A Bastard
Those Feelings Aren't Natural