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cheebacheeba

07-30-2009, 12:59 AM

What's the point of a "butch" dyke?
I mean...you practically are, and attracted to, something that looks like a man anyway. The hot lesbos, and those that go after them, I get. Bi girls, I get.
But why emulate and gravitate towards something that closely resembles the sex that they've evidently stepped back from?
Unless it's a case of "I'm so fuck ugly only this kind of person is attainable to me and I don't like men", in which case it's understandable, but still damn odd.
You just look like you want you some dick.

Black folks - is the term nigger/nigga...etc truly as "reclaimed" as the word BITCH supposedly is for women? 'Cos I don't think it is...
'Cos hell, I think bitches still get pissed off when they get called bitch.

Women in general - You do like the last word, right?
It doesn't mean you've won anything yknow...sometimes it's like a swimmer loses a race and just keeps on swimming.
I know guys do it too, but I think we all know females are the main offender.
Just to throw it out there to the chicks, next time you're getting into it with a guy, the madder you get, the funnier you get.

Asian chicks
1 - Is it true? Or is it just 'cos the men have small wangs?
2 - Why are we still wearing the 80's style bush? They DO have razors there, don't they? Every damn bit of asian porn I've seen, the damn thing almost hits you in the face. I mean I don't need or WANT it bald, but some grooming, yknow?

Asian guys - Why don't you pluck the moles 'fore they grow mini beards? It looks FUCKED UP.

German folks - Do you think everyone that's not German thinks you're a Nazi?
I don't personally...but I think you think I do.

Any Jewish guys wish to have their foreskin back? I mean forget tradition, forget the supposed "hygiene" myth (it's called WASHING), do you sometimes think you'd like one? I mean I'm not sure here as I have dick experience limited to my own, but even for mastabatory purposes, wouldn't being "intact" serve the user better?

I'll let that all digest.
Done for now.

Ferox13

07-30-2009, 02:03 AM

LOL@cheebacheeba waiting years for a thread like this to come up...

The dyke thing is wierd - but I have seen some very cute dykes who have gone for the Butch types. Sam can be said for gay guys - some of em like effeminate girly type guys while some go for the macho look.

I know 'bears' consider hetros to be less Masculine as they go for women rather big hairy beardy guys...

urgeok

07-30-2009, 05:19 AM

i've often wondered the same thing re 'classic gay couples'

why do most of them still have a masculine and feminine roll ?

does it all basically come down to the dick.

either its out of the equation completely (lesbians) or the main focus (gay men)

apparently there's also a thing about lesbians and vibrators ... 'pure' lesbians are appalled at the thought of other lesbians using vibrators.

newb

07-30-2009, 08:23 AM

ladies.....Does size really matter?

Disease

07-30-2009, 09:08 AM

does it all basically come down to the dick.

Of course it does, everything comes down to dick, it's the reason for and cause of everything. Politics, humour, babies, crime,love, it all comes down to dick. Dick,dick,dick,dick,dick,dick,dick,dick,dick.

bloody_ribcut

07-30-2009, 09:19 AM

dont forget about the pussy.

Papillon Noir

07-30-2009, 09:56 AM

ladies.....Does size really matter?

Yes and no.

It's more "what you do with it" than size. You can be too big (which just hurts and isn't pleasurable) and you can be too small (you should be aware that you're actually having sex).

It's also depends on the girl. You guys aren't all the same size and we aren't either, so the right size for girl A might be different for girl B.

When in doubt guys, be eager to go downtown. :p

newb

07-30-2009, 10:08 AM

Yes and no.

It's more "what you do with it" than size. You can be too big (which just hurts and isn't pleasurable) and you can be too small (you should be aware that you're actually having sex).

It's also depends on the girl. You guys aren't all the same size and we aren't either, so the right size for girl A might be different for girl B.

When in doubt guys, be eager to go downtown. :p

I have plenty of tokens for that bus :D

monalisa

07-30-2009, 10:18 AM

What if MurderDoll actually looked like the fat ugly guy she used to have on her profile pic, instead of the cute sexy gal that her other pics show her as? Wouldn't that be a kick? Think about that for a minute fellas. :D:D:D

Posher778

07-30-2009, 10:26 AM

Gay men, and why they seem to have abandoned all morals and everything else for the sake of being a tool and trolling around with their anuses in the air.

urgeok

07-30-2009, 11:01 AM

When in doubt guys, be eager to go downtown. :p

and that is ...

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z85/yenterjanelle/secret_of_my_success-1.jpg

Ferox13

07-30-2009, 11:24 AM

Gay men, and why they seem to have abandoned all morals and everything else for the sake of being a tool and trolling around with their anuses in the air.

You trolling ?..lol

monalisa

07-30-2009, 11:28 AM

Posher778

07-30-2009, 11:48 AM

You trolling ?..lol

Nah. Self hating, celibate fag here.

X¤MurderDoll¤X

07-30-2009, 12:02 PM

ladies.....Does size really matter?

yes.

.............

X¤MurderDoll¤X

07-30-2009, 12:27 PM

Has anyone ever met her in person? *snicker* :p

..............................

Posher778

07-30-2009, 12:27 PM

if you're trying to get me to meet you so that you and your circus freak boyfriend can get me alone, it's not happening.

Can I meet you?

urgeok

07-30-2009, 12:30 PM

yes.

.............

curses ... foiled again

X¤MurderDoll¤X

07-30-2009, 12:34 PM

Nah. Self hating, celibate fag here.

since the specific questions startred I have one:

were you ever attracted to girls? like even for 10 minutes in math class one day when you were 13 or something.

urgeok

07-30-2009, 12:37 PM

i cant think of a question i've ever been afraid to ask .. i keep trying to think of one but i cant.

if i want to know something - i just ask .. no matter what it is.

X¤MurderDoll¤X

07-30-2009, 12:39 PM

i cant think of a question i've ever been afraid to ask .. i keep trying to think of one but i cant.

if i want to know something - i just ask .. no matter what it is.

I have questions I find so stupid or ignorant that I save them for the internet. where I can say whatever I want and NEVER deal with any sort of consequences.

urgeok

07-30-2009, 12:40 PM

I have questions I find so stupid or ignorant that I save them for the internet. where I can say whatever I want and NEVER deal with any sort of consequences.

well, i cant speak for your questions .. :) but i find that even the most awkward ones - its all in how they are asked.

the proper build up and all that.

Posher778

07-30-2009, 12:44 PM

since the specific questions startred I have one:

were you ever attracted to girls? like even for 10 minutes in math class one day when you were 13 or something.

I dated my ex girlfriend for more than a year. I'm still attracted to both sides of the seesaw, and to be honest I don't really have a preference. I just go along with the 'Posh is gay' thing because it makes it less confusing.

X¤MurderDoll¤X

07-30-2009, 12:45 PM

I dated my ex girlfriend for more than a year. I'm still attracted to both sides of the seesaw, and to be honest I don't really have a preference. I just go along with the 'Posh is gay' thing because it makes it less confusing.

fuckin knew it. :cool:

Posher778

07-30-2009, 12:47 PM

I don't have a sexuality. I'm just... Weird awkward fish lover. That works.

Ferox13

07-30-2009, 01:49 PM

I dunno how much Posh is serious - but you are pretty much gay then?

monalisa

07-30-2009, 03:15 PM

..............................

Now now, I thought this was where we could ask questions we were afraid to ask.

I just thought it was a funny idea, considering on the 'net we can never be sure what or who we're actually talking to, that instead of being a cute sexy girl, that in real life you were that big fat butt-crack looking guy.

By the way, I got rid of the circus freak. ;) :D

X¤MurderDoll¤X

07-30-2009, 03:23 PM

Now now, I thought this was where we could ask questions we were afraid to ask.

I just thought it was a funny idea, considering on the 'net we can never be sure what or who we're actually talking to, that instead of being a cute sexy girl, that in real life you were that big fat butt-crack looking guy.

By the way, I got rid of the circus freak. ;) :D

I'm quitting smoking... it's not working out so well.

that's part of why I love the internet so much, you have a carte blanche to do or say anything you want.

I hate mexicans

I could get banned or something, but nobody who matters knows I said anything.

I hate chugs, all the do is drink and fight and they're ugly.
.
no repercussions for anything! that's why I don't get people who want their online friends and friends to be one and the same, you lose all this freedom.

Ferox13

07-30-2009, 03:34 PM

that's part of why I love the internet so much, you have a carte blanche to do or say anything you want.

I hate chugs, all the do is drink and fight and they're ugly.
.

Naw I definally seen the online thing come back and bite ppl in the ass...

Whats a Chug?

X¤MurderDoll¤X

07-30-2009, 03:36 PM

Naw I definally seen the online thing come back and bite ppl in the ass...

Whats a Chug?

http://a493.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/23/l_2c09023c2a461e3a33c1be8a79c9708c.jpg

big chief chug-a-lug

Ferox13

07-30-2009, 03:38 PM

Chug = Indian (firewater not call center) ?

X¤MurderDoll¤X

07-30-2009, 03:39 PM

I forgot you guys thought all the natives died, but they just all moved to western canada.

cheebacheeba

07-30-2009, 05:08 PM

Gay men, and why they seem to have abandoned all morals and everything else for the sake of being a tool and trolling around with their anuses in the air.

I'm with you on that one...I'm not opposed to having gay friends, but the percentage of sleazebags there seem to be in the gay community gives straight guys a run for their money in that respect.
You ask me, gay shouldn't automatically give you a pass to abandon any morals that would apply to a "regular" relationship...I think a fair few of 'em seem to have mixed that one up.

I can't think of much else to address, other than old women that seem to think a great place to stop and chat or decise where they're going next is directly down the bottom, or up the top of an escalator. Why, old bitches, why???

urgeok

07-31-2009, 05:26 AM

I'm quitting smoking... it's not working out so well.

that's part of why I love the internet so much, you have a carte blanche to do or say anything you want.

I hate mexicans

I could get banned or something, but nobody who matters knows I said anything.

I hate chugs, all the do is drink and fight and they're ugly.
.
no repercussions for anything! that's why I don't get people who want their online friends and friends to be one and the same, you lose all this freedom.

that being said ...

although i've always known MD to be a shock-jock shit disturber from day 1, I also recognized from the beginning that she had one of the finest, quickest brains on the forum. That had nothing to do with how she looked because i had no idea how she looked at the time. If the one or 2 pics that she's ever posted are her .. then yes - she's also a physcally beautiful girl.

as far as dealing with people on a forum go - i dont give a shit what someone looks like ...
the world is full of pretty people ...sure - it makes for some nice pictures ..but that wears thin fast ... i'm far more impressed by the quality of a persons character - and if there is any brain activity taking place.

_____V_____

07-31-2009, 08:49 AM

as far as dealing with people on a forum go - i dont give a shit what someone looks like ...
the world is full of pretty people ...sure - it makes for some nice pictures ..but that wears thin fast ... i'm far more impressed by the quality of a persons character - and if there is any brain activity taking place.

Damn...I dont fit in either of the bills there.

Ferox13

07-31-2009, 09:23 AM

You ask me, gay shouldn't automatically give you a pass to abandon any morals that would apply to a "regular" relationship...I think a fair few of 'em seem to have mixed that one up.

In what way do you mean this? or what experience do u have of it?

I think straight guys can can be just as sleazey - but mostly that kinda sleaxe doesn't work on women so they modify it it a bit but at the end of the day they're prolly just as bad.....

Thats being said Gay fetish clubs seem to be way more hardcore than mixed/hetro ones.

X¤MurderDoll¤X

07-31-2009, 10:53 AM

the only thing that keeps men from having sex 24/7 is women

gay men that you're talking about are just unadulterated male sleaziness

what I'm trying to say is that a ho bag is a ho bag.

pinkfloyd45769

07-31-2009, 11:02 AM

monalisa

07-31-2009, 11:04 AM

that being said ...

although i've always known MD to be a shock-jock shit disturber from day 1, I also recognized from the beginning that she had one of the finest, quickest brains on the forum. That had nothing to do with how she looked because i had no idea how she looked at the time. If the one or 2 pics that she's ever posted are her .. then yes - she's also a physcally beautiful girl. .

I agree.

as far as dealing with people on a forum go - i dont give a shit what someone looks like ...
the world is full of pretty people ...sure - it makes for some nice pictures ..but that wears thin fast ... i'm far more impressed by the quality of a persons character - and if there is any brain activity taking place. .

I was just joking Urge, I generally don't give a shit what people on a forum look like either. Although I must admit that you're quite adorable when being attacked by large pink bunnies. :D

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q163/mona8lisa/UrgeokBunnies.jpg

Sorry, I just had to post that pic again. It's one of the funniest things I've seen here.

pinkfloyd45769

07-31-2009, 11:11 AM

My brain is always active...not that its alwas for the best:D

X¤MurderDoll¤X

07-31-2009, 11:16 AM

God luck on kicking the habit:)I want you to be healthy sweetie;)

it's seriously affecting my brain.

the idea of going to work today without smoking is frightening, maybe I'll buy some gross nicotine gum...

pinkfloyd45769

07-31-2009, 11:22 AM

it's seriously affecting my brain.

the idea of going to work today without smoking is frightening, maybe I'll buy some gross nicotine gum...

I have faith in you:)Be careful with that gum,it made my friend really sick.Drink lots of water to clean the nicotine out of your system.I'm really praying for ya,you are way too cool for that shit.Maybe if you can quit smoking i can quit these damn pills:rolleyes:

Freak

07-31-2009, 11:25 AM

The most important thing to quitting smoking is to keep your self busy and to keep your mind busy.

urgeok

07-31-2009, 11:27 AM

it's seriously affecting my brain.

the idea of going to work today without smoking is frightening, maybe I'll buy some gross nicotine gum...

can you still get those popeye cigarette candy ?

just dont try to light them

Despare

07-31-2009, 11:30 AM

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urgeok

07-31-2009, 11:35 AM

are those the 'digital cigs' that the hollywood folks are all over now ?

Despare

07-31-2009, 11:36 AM

are those the 'digital cigs' that the hollywood folks are all over now ?

Yup, they're cool and know what's trendy so follow them and do as they do. You don't have to obey, but you must...

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X¤MurderDoll¤X

07-31-2009, 11:37 AM

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cheebacheeba

07-31-2009, 04:25 PM

So, no go then?

Yknow...the only thing I was originally kind've uncomfortable talking to people about is their diseases, deformity, or "handicap" type stuff. Even mental illness.
Though in the last few years I've just asked, though I'll usually just say something along the lines of "look, I'm a guy that likes to know stuff so I'm just gonna go ahead and ask you". Of course if they say they'd rather not talk about it, cool, but I've actually found in most cases these folks tend to find it refreshing to not have someone tiptoe around 'em about it.

The other stuff I mentioned, I usually just as MYSELF "why?"

pinkfloyd45769

08-01-2009, 06:38 AM

I never really hesitate to ask questions,i fear the unknown.I am more comfortable asking than i am wondering in my own head wtf is going on.Some people might call me nosey,i guess i can be...these days you gotta ask questions.

_____V_____

08-01-2009, 07:36 AM

"Sir, can you just fuck off?"

Posher778

08-01-2009, 11:26 AM

gay men that you're talking about are just unadulterated male sleaziness

what I'm trying to say is that a ho bag is a ho bag.

Anything you've ever seen in the straight world, is nothing compared to the amount of douchey, sleazy, even disturbing (Bug chasers/parties? WTF) shit in fagland. I've never met a homo other than me who wasn't a total sexual headcase. It's inhuman. No wonder everyone hates us. Posher, the last of the nonhornies.:cool:

Ferox13

08-01-2009, 12:57 PM

Anything you've ever seen in the straight world, is nothing compared to the amount of douchey, sleazy, even disturbing (Bug chasers/parties? WTF) shit in fagland. I've never met a homo other than me who wasn't a total sexual headcase. It's inhuman. No wonder everyone hates us. Posher, the last of the nonhornies.:cool:

LOL@Bug chasers... I take it back that is sleazy.

I know quiet a lot of gays and they definally are't all 'sexual headcases'

Posher778

08-01-2009, 01:10 PM

LOL@Bug chasers... I take it back that is sleazy.

I know quiet a lot of gays and they definally are't all 'sexual headcases'

Introduce me.

And for those of you who don't know, a bug chaser/party is a party or single person who has sex with people to get HIV or other STDs. On purpose...

WTF.

Freak

08-01-2009, 01:25 PM

Introduce me.

And for those of you who don't know, a bug chaser/party is a party or single person who has sex with people to get HIV or other STDs. On purpose...

WTF.

That can't be right.Why would people want to get an STD on purpose?

Posher778

08-01-2009, 01:57 PM

That can't be right.Why would people want to get an STD on purpose?

My best guess is the "It's bound to happen anyway, I can't stand the suspense of waiting." Mindset, which is complete idiocy. From what i've heard though, some people do it because they like the 'connection' from getting it from some person.

WTF?

"Thanks for AIDS! I'll never forget you. I'm off to Facebook to write blogs about how HIV changed my life!"

Fuckheads.

monalisa

08-01-2009, 03:37 PM

My best guess is the "It's bound to happen anyway, I can't stand the suspense of waiting." Mindset, which is complete idiocy. From what i've heard though, some people do it because they like the 'connection' from getting it from some person.

WTF?

"Thanks for AIDS! I'll never forget you. I'm off to Facebook to write blogs about how HIV changed my life!"

Fuckheads.

That's one one of the most fucked up things I've EVER heard.

If you date someone, do they come right out and admit they're a bug chaser, or how do you know if someone you're with is or was one of them? Be careful Posh, that sounds extremely dangerous. :eek: