You're all Circus Freaks!

[ferretchucker]

But what for? What disgusting, gross or just impressive thing can you do?

A floor shaking burp? Popping your eyes out? Making your belly button look like a mouth and reciting The Gettysburg Address?

Mine isn't overly impressive. I can dislocate both of my thumbs. It makes for fun when shaking someone's hand and pretending they broke them.

But you guys are sure to have some messed up abilities that you just loooovvvveeee to show off at the most inappropriate times. WHAT ARE THEY?

[Psycom5k]

But what for? What disgusting, gross or just impressive thing can you do?

A floor shaking burp? Popping your eyes out? Making your belly button look like a mouth and reciting The Gettysburg Address?

Mine isn't overly impressive. I can dislocate both of my thumbs. It makes for fun when shaking someone's hand and pretending they broke them.

But you guys are sure to have some messed up abilities that you just loooovvvveeee to show off at the most inappropriate times. WHAT ARE THEY?

I can make 15 year old British boys disappear. :D

[Roderick Usher]

I can juggle, ride a unicycle and make balloon animals... used to be a clown

[urgeok]

i cant do anything ..

but my kid can put his hands on the table in front of him and turn them around so they are both pointing directly at him - still flat on the table ... like a big spider.

[Psycom5k]

I can juggle, ride a unicycle and make balloon animals... used to be a clown

Seriously? IF so thats pretty awesome.

OK seriously though, you know The Crypt Keeper from Tales From The Crypt(tv show) and at the end of the opening theme he does that loud screeching cackle? I can do that. I can also make pig noises with a closed mouth.

i cant do anything ..

but my kid can put his hands on the table in front of him and turn them around so they are both pointing directly at him - still flat on the table ... like a big spider.
I can do that too, I can do it because of this magic trick I learned where it looks like your twisting your hand 360 degrees around you're arm, its a street magic trick. Totally forgot about that.

[Freak]

I can stare at someone til they get uncomfortable.Thats about it.

[Ferox13]

I used to be able to do some Kung fuie type shit and used to do demos for an Irish club...All my mates are way too good at the SideShow shit so I leave it up to them..

Heres a 2 videos I shot of them (its a teaser ofr a 45min Documentry I made):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKjOZEaqrPM



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4htbcP2fwg

[Doc Faustus]

I have a freakishly large field of vision. I read an entire page by glancing at it, can watch a television, look at in the mirror a few feet from my bed and read a book at the same time. Makes it hard for me to make eye contact. I always have to lookg a few inches away from someone to look in their eyes.

[newb]

I have an extremely large pecker.










ok...that's not true.....I got nothing

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

its a street magic trick.

what is street magic, psycom?

[fuglystick]

Can't I just be a regular old circus freak?
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i283/slagmonkey/zombie-clown.jpg
What's with the audition?

[Trail_Blazer]

I can fellate myself.





















































(I wish)

[Ferox13]

Can some one embed my vids..

thanks.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

RKjOZEaqrPM



U4htbcP2fwg

[Posher778]

I throw knives fairly well.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I throw knives fairly well.

for a fairy boy that is.

[Posher778]

for a fairy boy that is.

Fairies don't throw, they push.:)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Fairies don't throw, they push.:)

they throw hissy fits.

[Posher778]

they throw fits.

I can throw a fit, but it has nothing to do with faggotry.






It's because i'm a DICK.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I can throw a fit, but it has nothing to do with faggotry.






It's because i'm a DICK.

LOL that's true.

you need to kick up your faggotry though, they might kick you out of the butt pirates union.

[Posher778]

I quit the union when they told me AIDS gives you superpowers.



Excuses to write sappy columns in fag magazines are NOT superpowers, thank you.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I quit the union when they told me AIDS gives you superpowers.



Excuses to write sappy columns in fag magazines are NOT superpowers, thank you.

good fer nothing union never did nothin fer nobody!

[Posher778]

good fer nothing union never did nothin fer nobody!

I joined self hating celibates anonymous. It's been good so far, but they keep telling me to be more of a tease... I suppose to give off the illusion that I live a normal life. I AM NOT A ROBOT.

[Psycom5k]

what is street magic, psycom?

I dunno, its easier to do outside or at least on the ground, I saw it done on some show years ago and how to do it and like nobody else I know knows how I do it. Its one of those distraction tricks.

[cheebacheeba]

I can whistle like a phone
I can staple my hands and arms
I can think myself into vomiting
I can lift lots and break things
I can fold my eyelids inside out and keep 'em that way

...that's probably it

[crabapple]

I am a friend to all cats--no cat thinks to fear me, if I make a few small noises any cat will come over and be friendly, for they know I only wish to help them.

[ferretchucker]

I can whistle like a phone
I can staple my hands and arms
I can think myself into vomiting
I can lift lots and break things
I can fold my eyelids inside out and keep 'em that way

...that's probably it

Where are the peanuts when you need 'em?

[psycho d]

i can spin almost anything (not too heavy) on my index finger. i can also ruin a perfectly good thing in less than a heartbeat. That's it.
d

[bwind22]

bwind22 - The Human Tripod