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TheGemini
07-04-2009, 05:23 AM
Location: Classified.




[Static]





[Silence, broken by a soft scraping sound at 12 second intervals]







[bzzzzt...][indistinct static]"Rest in [bzzt!] pieces..."[crackling static]
[fZzz]"I want this island [bzzzzzt!] nuked the moment..."[loud crackling sounds]








[Silence]








[BZZZZZZZZT!][loud static]"Today, a talking monkey hired our boat. Ok, there...[brrrrrt!]Three days of hard sailing – engines at full – no idea where we’re going...[blip! blip!]radiation readings getting higher...[fzzzz]Hot as hell on the deck...[whirrrrttt!]monkey had climbed back onto the deck and was working on the series of wenches...[bzzzzzzzzztt!]a big black tarp...[fzzzzt!]bleach mixed with rosemary and ionized air and blood and puke and iron...[crackle!]holes where eyes should be and a mouth like a... [brrrt!]skull with teeth and a long sloping...[fzzz!]humanoid. Muscles beyond compare...[BRRRRRRRRTTT!]IT...[bzzzz!]bringer of glory...[brrrrr!]IT is not finished..."[Loud indistinct cackle]








[Silence]









[brrrrrrttt][some static]"He first appeared over a year [bzzt!] made contact through a bartender...[bzzz!]real monkey. Red hair, long tail, and [bzzzzt!] glowing eyes..."[fzzzz]

[brrrrrt!]"At first I thought it was the smell [bzzzzt!] burning metal and bleach and something horrible organic..."[indistinct static for a long time]






[Silence for about a minute]






[Loud sizzling noise]"figure of silent death has descended...[brrrrt!]a last meal before his restoration..."[BZZZZ!]

[loud shuffling noise and roar]

[bzzzt!]"god. Oh god. Oh god. Jesus what the f..."[fzzzt!]

[loud roar and wet crunching sound]










[Long, silent pause]










[Indefinite silence]







[A man's voice] Analysis complete.
_____V_____
07-04-2009, 06:00 AM
Hmm...reads like Zero resurrected ummm...IT??? (How did he manage that I wonder...)
And who is this Gemini now? And who is NCINancy?:confused:
bloody_ribcut
07-04-2009, 06:09 AM
Hmm...reads like Zero resurrected ummm...IT??? (How did he manage that I wonder...)
And who is this Gemini now? And who is NCINancy?:confused:

your all of them,sorry.
_____V_____
07-04-2009, 06:12 AM
your all of them,sorry.

rofl Gus...

If only...:rolleyes:

btw, welcome back to these parts.
Zero
07-04-2009, 06:31 AM
the plot thickens - this is fascinating stuff
neverending
07-04-2009, 07:46 AM
Hahahaha- this was the BEST part:

monkey had climbed back onto the deck and was working on the series of wenches...

Zero you old dog you! How many WENCHES did you do on that boat???
The_Return
07-04-2009, 07:52 AM
This whole thing is getting pretty cool...
Zero
07-04-2009, 09:14 AM
Hahahaha- this was the BEST part:



Zero you old dog you! How many WENCHES did you do on that boat???

i've been known to work a few wenches in my time - ayep! that's me!!!
_____V_____
07-04-2009, 09:18 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2280/2344877359_151c68f885.jpg
Zero
07-05-2009, 12:04 PM
where'd you get a picture of my sister??
Posher778
07-05-2009, 12:08 PM
This is boring. Except Zero's sis. She's a hunksicle.
Zero
07-05-2009, 02:38 PM
I'm just waiting for another installment.

and is it the case that Gemini and nancy are the same person??
Kleptron
07-06-2009, 02:00 PM
This mystery makes my penis hurt.
Zero
07-06-2009, 02:47 PM
there is an ointment for that