NCINancy
07-02-2009, 04:26 PM
What can this all mean? My friend assures me this is all they know but it is so mysterious - does anyone have a clue about this??
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TO: Director Alexander
Deputy Director Inglis
Re: Operation 78-AX-LPL-070109-2235.DS5
CONFIDENTIAL AND PRIVATE
Sens. Feinstein and Bond’s offices are both baying for blood over this. Authorization of such an expensive operation was expected to resolve this incident but we’re left with more questions than answers.
Don’t get me started on POTUS’s response. JB has been on my ass for two days over how this went south. Heads are going to roll over this and I’m willing to take my fair share of the heat but I’m not going alone. MI6 cleaned up the mess in Liverpool but Brown is probably going down over this.
Transcript of surveillance tape [AXLPLDS5] is below. We’re going to have to release some of it but the question is how much. My office will arrange some kind of confab over here in Quantico but we’ll have to make some decisions quick before this boils over or god forbid gets out. One of our cybertechs said he’s already seen talk of it on the internet. Fortunately it is too unbelievable for much traction but god help us if it gets out.
LEP
GPS Location – 100 Meters north of Kemlyn and Walton Breck Roads in Liverpool – L4 0UF – apx 40 meters underground.
[ACLPDS5]
. . . 02:32:13:01 . . .
[agent1] ok, ok, so what did she do?
[Subject 0] well, let me just tell you after she was finished with him he wasn’t a fan of hammers!
[agent2] oh my god – [laughter] – oh my fucking god that is so fucking
[a1]. . . cold, goddamn cold
[a2] hey little man, you finished that brandy already. You can put it away though I’m not sure where you put it.
[a1] fuck don’t tell him that or he’ll show us
[S0] rest assured I put it somewhere.
[Indistinct laughter]
[a1] So this posh dude, what happened to him?
[S0] – oh he recovered. Spent time in Guadalupe but he recovered. His partner, well, he never got out of his despair, but all things happen for a reason to people who make their own destiny. Do you gentlemen think you make your own destiny?
[a2] – fuck yeah. look, you’ve scrounged around looking for some hard cases and we’re your men. Nothing going to stop us and as long as you’ve got the pounds and pence then there’ll be no question of our loyalty
[a1] or ability.
[S0] grand words and I’ll take it as a yes to my question. Of course I suspect you’ve got questions of your own.
[a1] not me mate. The only question I had was wages and you’ve covered that nicely. Besides any man what can afford to create an underground storage facility in this part of town is clearly ready for what comes.
[S0] hmm, I suspect that there is at least one other question plaguing you. But it will come when the time is right.
[a2] y’know mate, you are a tricky little devil ain’t you. No offense. But there is more to you than meets the eye, if you know what I mean.
[S0] oh, I do, in ways you can’t imagine.
[a1] ok, another glass of this fine liquor. I think we’ve put away two bottle already.
[a2] you mean he has – the mind beggars at the liver capacity in this guy.
[S0] pour away.
[a2] ok – if you are being open then I have a question. Now let me say, to be honest, at the end of the day I don’t give a buggery-fuck. If you want to kill the pope then I’ll pop the German bastard. If you want to blow up the Eiffel Tower, I’ll set the timer. If you want to kill 75 random people in Iowa, all to the good mate. You’ve scoured the Scouse, mac, and you’ve found the right hard men for the job. But I’m curious what you have in mind.
[S0] It is, my friend, all about revenge. Something wonderful and terrible was destroyed and I’ve brought it back. Some thing, you see, cannot be destroyed. They can be shot and burned and blown up but some things are, if you will, neverending.
[a1] Whoo – that is some deep shit mate. Here have another glass and tell me what kind of thing is so eternal that you’ve got to get its revenge. Some kind of God?
[S0] Hmm, a god? Perhaps. Perhaps a being from another planet of another dimension. But something both benevolent and horrific.
[a2] What? Like some kind of vampire who dances and sings to cheer up children.
[S0] About this we do not joke.
[long pause]
[a1] Ok, hey look no offense boss. Have another drink and its all forgotten and forgiven, right?
[a2] Look I’m sorry, no offense right? I just can’t get my head around what this is all about.
[S0] For me it is about hibernation now. There is much to be constructed and many plans to be finished. For my lord, IT must rest and restore ITs strength but for those who await the horrors to come they must know that IT will come again and with IT the terrible swift fury of the contest will continue. IT cannot be so easily dispelled once invoked.
[a2] Look mate. I’ve got to say that after four hours of drinking with a talking monkey, and I mean that with utter respect mate, really. But four hours in and watching you snort down three. . .
[a1] Most of four
[a2] ok, four bottles of brandy plus all those pints in The Arkles, I’m thinking your little monkey brain has gone mushy.
[S0] So now we are to the one question you’ve really wanted to ask.
[a2] And what is that?
[S0] Has he had enough to drink to order those assault troops to come barging in?
[a2] ALPHA SIX! ALPHA SIX! WE’RE BLOWN! MOVE MOVE MOVE!
[crack of single shot]
[a2] Arghh. You shot me you little fuck.
[S0] Keep your hands in plain sight and please do stop that foolish shouting. A figure of silent death has descended on your heavily armed friends. The authorities will find them in the morning with little more than single blade marks across their throats.
[a2] oh god, I’m bleeding, Joe, I’m bleeding.
[a1] ok, look, we’re made. What do you want?
[S0] You’ve served my purpose. Given your presence and the troops above, I now am confident that you know nothing and when your governments analyze this tape they’ll be even more perplexed. Which is good. They should know that the universe is filled with more wondrous and terrible things than are contained in their foolish geopolitics. But for those who traipse through the realms of horror they will know the meaning of fear again.
[a2] oh god, are you going to kill us?
[S0] No. We have a long trip ahead of us and my companion will need many months of rest to recover. But he’ll also need a last meal before his restoration.
[loud shuffling noise and roar]
[a1] oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Jesus what the fuck is that thing. Oh Jesus please.
[vomiting sound]
[a2] This can’t be happening oh god please don’t
[loud roar and wet crunching sound]
[scuffle, loud scream, sobbing and another wet cruching sound]
[several minutes of softer crunching]
[S0] It is time my lord. Time for our last voyage and your holy rest. But soon you will return like a new morning to burn the non believers and have revenge on the traitors. But first sleep – months and months of sleep – and then to rise like a new fiery and furious sun, a Nova at dawn.
[end tape]
++++++++++
TO: Director Alexander
Deputy Director Inglis
Re: Operation 78-AX-LPL-070109-2235.DS5
CONFIDENTIAL AND PRIVATE
Sens. Feinstein and Bond’s offices are both baying for blood over this. Authorization of such an expensive operation was expected to resolve this incident but we’re left with more questions than answers.
Don’t get me started on POTUS’s response. JB has been on my ass for two days over how this went south. Heads are going to roll over this and I’m willing to take my fair share of the heat but I’m not going alone. MI6 cleaned up the mess in Liverpool but Brown is probably going down over this.
Transcript of surveillance tape [AXLPLDS5] is below. We’re going to have to release some of it but the question is how much. My office will arrange some kind of confab over here in Quantico but we’ll have to make some decisions quick before this boils over or god forbid gets out. One of our cybertechs said he’s already seen talk of it on the internet. Fortunately it is too unbelievable for much traction but god help us if it gets out.
LEP
GPS Location – 100 Meters north of Kemlyn and Walton Breck Roads in Liverpool – L4 0UF – apx 40 meters underground.
[ACLPDS5]
. . . 02:32:13:01 . . .
[agent1] ok, ok, so what did she do?
[Subject 0] well, let me just tell you after she was finished with him he wasn’t a fan of hammers!
[agent2] oh my god – [laughter] – oh my fucking god that is so fucking
[a1]. . . cold, goddamn cold
[a2] hey little man, you finished that brandy already. You can put it away though I’m not sure where you put it.
[a1] fuck don’t tell him that or he’ll show us
[S0] rest assured I put it somewhere.
[Indistinct laughter]
[a1] So this posh dude, what happened to him?
[S0] – oh he recovered. Spent time in Guadalupe but he recovered. His partner, well, he never got out of his despair, but all things happen for a reason to people who make their own destiny. Do you gentlemen think you make your own destiny?
[a2] – fuck yeah. look, you’ve scrounged around looking for some hard cases and we’re your men. Nothing going to stop us and as long as you’ve got the pounds and pence then there’ll be no question of our loyalty
[a1] or ability.
[S0] grand words and I’ll take it as a yes to my question. Of course I suspect you’ve got questions of your own.
[a1] not me mate. The only question I had was wages and you’ve covered that nicely. Besides any man what can afford to create an underground storage facility in this part of town is clearly ready for what comes.
[S0] hmm, I suspect that there is at least one other question plaguing you. But it will come when the time is right.
[a2] y’know mate, you are a tricky little devil ain’t you. No offense. But there is more to you than meets the eye, if you know what I mean.
[S0] oh, I do, in ways you can’t imagine.
[a1] ok, another glass of this fine liquor. I think we’ve put away two bottle already.
[a2] you mean he has – the mind beggars at the liver capacity in this guy.
[S0] pour away.
[a2] ok – if you are being open then I have a question. Now let me say, to be honest, at the end of the day I don’t give a buggery-fuck. If you want to kill the pope then I’ll pop the German bastard. If you want to blow up the Eiffel Tower, I’ll set the timer. If you want to kill 75 random people in Iowa, all to the good mate. You’ve scoured the Scouse, mac, and you’ve found the right hard men for the job. But I’m curious what you have in mind.
[S0] It is, my friend, all about revenge. Something wonderful and terrible was destroyed and I’ve brought it back. Some thing, you see, cannot be destroyed. They can be shot and burned and blown up but some things are, if you will, neverending.
[a1] Whoo – that is some deep shit mate. Here have another glass and tell me what kind of thing is so eternal that you’ve got to get its revenge. Some kind of God?
[S0] Hmm, a god? Perhaps. Perhaps a being from another planet of another dimension. But something both benevolent and horrific.
[a2] What? Like some kind of vampire who dances and sings to cheer up children.
[S0] About this we do not joke.
[long pause]
[a1] Ok, hey look no offense boss. Have another drink and its all forgotten and forgiven, right?
[a2] Look I’m sorry, no offense right? I just can’t get my head around what this is all about.
[S0] For me it is about hibernation now. There is much to be constructed and many plans to be finished. For my lord, IT must rest and restore ITs strength but for those who await the horrors to come they must know that IT will come again and with IT the terrible swift fury of the contest will continue. IT cannot be so easily dispelled once invoked.
[a2] Look mate. I’ve got to say that after four hours of drinking with a talking monkey, and I mean that with utter respect mate, really. But four hours in and watching you snort down three. . .
[a1] Most of four
[a2] ok, four bottles of brandy plus all those pints in The Arkles, I’m thinking your little monkey brain has gone mushy.
[S0] So now we are to the one question you’ve really wanted to ask.
[a2] And what is that?
[S0] Has he had enough to drink to order those assault troops to come barging in?
[a2] ALPHA SIX! ALPHA SIX! WE’RE BLOWN! MOVE MOVE MOVE!
[crack of single shot]
[a2] Arghh. You shot me you little fuck.
[S0] Keep your hands in plain sight and please do stop that foolish shouting. A figure of silent death has descended on your heavily armed friends. The authorities will find them in the morning with little more than single blade marks across their throats.
[a2] oh god, I’m bleeding, Joe, I’m bleeding.
[a1] ok, look, we’re made. What do you want?
[S0] You’ve served my purpose. Given your presence and the troops above, I now am confident that you know nothing and when your governments analyze this tape they’ll be even more perplexed. Which is good. They should know that the universe is filled with more wondrous and terrible things than are contained in their foolish geopolitics. But for those who traipse through the realms of horror they will know the meaning of fear again.
[a2] oh god, are you going to kill us?
[S0] No. We have a long trip ahead of us and my companion will need many months of rest to recover. But he’ll also need a last meal before his restoration.
[loud shuffling noise and roar]
[a1] oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Jesus what the fuck is that thing. Oh Jesus please.
[vomiting sound]
[a2] This can’t be happening oh god please don’t
[loud roar and wet crunching sound]
[scuffle, loud scream, sobbing and another wet cruching sound]
[several minutes of softer crunching]
[S0] It is time my lord. Time for our last voyage and your holy rest. But soon you will return like a new morning to burn the non believers and have revenge on the traitors. But first sleep – months and months of sleep – and then to rise like a new fiery and furious sun, a Nova at dawn.
[end tape]