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The Beyonder
07-02-2009, 03:42 AM
I am here for your souls!
Heed my words, for I am the mighty Beyonder, Collector of Planets and Destroyer of Universes!
Soon, your chosen ones will be MINE!
FOREVER!!
HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
cheebacheeba
07-02-2009, 04:10 AM
Soon, your chosen ones will be MINE!
What about "the chosen few" or just "the chosen".
One kind of implies as such.
Ones is more like "one is" or "ones belongings" etc.
Oh hi, I'm cheeba.
The Beyonder
07-02-2009, 04:21 AM
Are you a God, Cheebacheeba?
Are you a God, Cheebacheeba?
HE IS THE GOD OF COOKING...I AM THE GOD OF BEER
The Beyonder
07-02-2009, 04:48 AM
I know you two are weak mortals, drunken twerp!
This was a test of honesty, and you have failed!
I will eventually have the final laugh!
BE PREPARED!
HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
alkytrio666
07-02-2009, 04:58 AM
Can this be merged with the other "destroyer of universes" threads?
:D
_____V_____
07-02-2009, 05:04 AM
I bet this joker is either Ferretchucker or Zero.
The Beyonder
07-02-2009, 05:09 AM
HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME, ignorant imbecile!
Laugh it off all you want. I will be the one left laughing on your dead bodies, collecting your souls in the end.
Beware! The clouds over this place darken as we speak!
Doom itself approaches faster than you think!
Be prepared, or get destroyed!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!HA!HA!HA!
urgeok2
07-02-2009, 05:13 AM
'the beyonder' ?
is that more than 'beyond' ?
seriously - that name makes absolutely no sense
its like 'The Furtherer"
_____V_____
07-02-2009, 05:16 AM
Marvel - Secret Wars series - 1984. Obvious influence.
http://www.marveldirectory.com/individuals/b/beyonder.htm
Its one of our bored regulars.
I am betting on Ferret, Zero or VampiricClown.
The Beyonder
07-02-2009, 05:20 AM
I am but me, and nobody else. Everything will make sense, when I return and bring forth much malice and destruction with me!
Be prepared, ye mortals! I shall return soon for ALL OF YOU!!
HAAAAAAAAAA!!!HAAAAAAAAAA!!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
AND DEATH AWAITS, WITH NASTY ,BIG POINTY TEETH
http://avatarfarm.com/avatarimages/movies/johncleesetimavatar.jpg
TO INFINITY......AND BEYONDER
http://oncampus.osu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/buzz-lightyear-wallpaper-476x297.jpg
Papillon Noir
07-02-2009, 05:32 AM
Oh! Sounds like a new game! :D
monalisa
07-02-2009, 05:40 AM
I know you two are weak mortals, drunken twerp!
This was a test of honesty, and you have failed!
I will eventually have the final laugh!
BE PREPARED!
HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
Shouldn't this sentence have been "I know you two are weak mortals, drunken twerpS!"?
Excuse me, I know I'm too anal. :p :D
Shouldn't this sentence have been "I know you two are weak mortals, drunken twerpS!"?
Excuse me, I know I'm too anal. :p :D
No....he was talking to me..so it would be singular.
I am the "drunken twerp"
well....I am
monalisa
07-02-2009, 05:51 AM
No....he was talking to me..so it would be singular.
I am the "drunken twerp"
well....I am
Aah, OK, I see. Don't want to steal your glory, oh "Great Drunken Twerp". ;) :D
But ssssssshhhhhhhhhh, you're not alone. :)
Doc Faustus
07-02-2009, 06:11 AM
Can't go a few months without one of these damn cosmic beings. I'm a bit concerned now that Galactus will force us into a chili cookoff.
Angra
07-02-2009, 06:36 AM
I am betting on Ferret, Zero or VampiricClown.
Sounds like Ferret to me...
VampiricClown
07-02-2009, 06:55 AM
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ferretchucker
07-02-2009, 07:53 AM
I was at school when this was made, and with all the "fucks" and stuff, this site's blocked.
And after The Fight of The Realms, I won't be doing another one of these too early.
_____V_____
07-02-2009, 08:31 AM
Can't go a few months without one of these damn cosmic beings. I'm a bit concerned now that Galactus will force us into a chili cookoff.
rofl...thanks for the laugh, Doc. First one today.
And hmm...
VampiricClown
07-02-2009, 03:51 PM
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not me- my writing is much more eloquent
VampiricClown
07-02-2009, 05:36 PM
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Geoff the Troll
07-02-2009, 05:52 PM
Can't go a few months without one of these damn cosmic beings. I'm a bit concerned now that Galactus will force us into a chili cookoff.
What's wrong with chili, anyway?
Elvis_Christ
07-02-2009, 06:19 PM
HE IS THE GOD OF COOKING...I AM THE GOD OF BEER
:D Haha shit this made me laugh!
Posher778
07-02-2009, 08:23 PM
It was me. God you guys never guess correctly anymore. Cheers!
_____V_____
07-02-2009, 09:48 PM
I bet he/she will be back...sooner than expected.
cheebacheeba
07-02-2009, 09:55 PM
Hey V, what religion do you subscribe to, if any?
_____V_____
07-02-2009, 10:06 PM
Subscribe as in? Belonging to?
My family is traditional orthodox Hindu Brahmin, if you mean that. But I am an atheist.
cheebacheeba
07-02-2009, 10:23 PM
Same here, well, agnostic I guess you'd say.
I figure, do more good than bad, and that ought to be enough for any given higher power.
So hey, do the guys into hinduism get the chop?
_____V_____
07-02-2009, 10:52 PM
Same. I d rather do good than preach or worship.
do the guys into hinduism get the chop?
Not necessarily.
Extremists exist in all religions and Hinduism is no exception. But the religion is by and large full of practical-minded people who are devoted to God enough to worship Him, and go about their daily businesses as usual.
Fanatics, well, they are a totally different cup of tea.
crabapple
07-02-2009, 11:20 PM
Yeah, um, uhhhhh........are free coffee and donuts available here?
i subscribe to newsweek - but i do not worship george will
The Beyonder
07-03-2009, 05:10 AM
Don't you DARE divert your attentions away from my proclamation, foolish twerps of this realm!
The time will come when you will pay dearly for this foolhardy attempt at mocking the One whose mere presence makes the multiverses tremble in sheer fright!
If you are not prepared, you will die and I will have your soul!
AND THEN I SHALL RULE THIS REALM TOO!!
HAAAAAAAA!HAAAAAAAAAAA!HAAAAAAAAAAAA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
Elvis_Christ
07-03-2009, 05:19 AM
You D&D game is calling. Your Mom just mad you hot chocolate. What do you conquer first?
VampiricClown
07-03-2009, 07:09 AM
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*flings pooh at Beyonder*
I wonder if this is IT's annoying second cousin??
VampiricClown
07-03-2009, 07:32 AM
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VampiricClown
07-03-2009, 07:43 AM
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well, a couple of drinks and i've been known to do the cosmic with the cosmic baby!
VampiricClown
07-05-2009, 11:30 AM
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ahh- perhaps a new game to inaugurate the new look!?!
Posher778
07-05-2009, 12:01 PM
Nah, I was just bored.
sheesh - there goes posher again!!!
VampiricClown
07-05-2009, 12:07 PM
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Posher778
07-05-2009, 12:26 PM
I'm also Vamp. I've just been getting bored of the act lately. I made the Vamp account because I wanted people to see my cool side... But everyone just thought I was a girl. :(
Dante'sInferno
07-05-2009, 12:28 PM
I've come for your souls?
VampiricClown
07-05-2009, 01:53 PM
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oh my god - eveyrone is posher - everyone except me and i'm not so sure about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VampiricClown
07-05-2009, 02:27 PM
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Kleptron
07-05-2009, 05:31 PM
Posh, were you also Pluto and his nazi friends a few years back?:confused:
we are all of the posh and the posh is of us all
Kleptron
07-05-2009, 05:33 PM
Posh was Darth Bane?
Posh was Darth Bane?
he was also HIGH PRIEST WISE hail satan!!
VampiricClown
07-05-2009, 06:48 PM
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Kleptron
07-06-2009, 05:09 AM
.....? New/old member?
Darth Bane was an old member who spouted off nazi bullshit several years ago. He claimed he would bring this entire forum to its knees. It never happened, lol.:D
ferretchucker
07-06-2009, 06:45 AM
I think he meant are you an old member. You know too much to have first arrived in 2009.
is this kpropain?? that would be my gues
Kleptron
07-06-2009, 07:40 AM
is this kpropain?? that would be my gues
I am not a mod who goes on drunken banning sprees. I am shocked and offended you would think I was a bmx riding redneck.:mad:
I am not a mod who goes on drunken banning sprees. I am shocked and offended you would think I was a bmx riding redneck.:mad:
right - then probably you are OMCDave!?
Kleptron
07-06-2009, 07:51 AM
right - then probably you are OMCDave!?
Christ no! I'm no pervert and I speak in complete sentences.:mad:
hmm - then you must be . . . ME!
Kleptron
07-06-2009, 07:54 AM
Nope, I'm Posher.
VampiricClown
07-06-2009, 08:13 AM
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_____V_____
07-06-2009, 08:17 AM
I can think of only one person who could be behind Kleptron's monitor.
And that is Sistinas.
Kleptron
07-06-2009, 08:31 AM
Another swing and miss.:cool:
ferretchucker
07-06-2009, 08:56 AM
For a brief second, Horror flashed through my head as a possibility.
I then spent the next few minutes laughing at my stupidity.
VampiricClown
07-06-2009, 08:58 AM
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That was a thought I had....I got a PM from her on the 4th.
BINGO - looks like love in the afternoon~!
VampiricClown
07-06-2009, 08:59 AM
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Kleptron
07-06-2009, 09:22 AM
Love Is A Burning Thing
And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire
y'know there is an ointment that will soothe that 'ring of fire'
Kleptron
07-06-2009, 09:29 AM
Cerberus you fools!
oh yeah - three headed dog and all - welcome back
you've been away a LOOOONNNG time
VampiricClown
07-06-2009, 09:32 AM
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Never heard of that brand of ointment.
LMAO ---- :D
Kleptron
07-06-2009, 09:34 AM
oh yeah - three headed dog and all - welcome back
you've been away a LOOOONNNG time
Just kidding, I'm really Posher.;)
but i thought I WAS posher????
Kleptron
07-06-2009, 09:39 AM
but i thought I WAS posher????
Good guess but no, this is Posher.
oh yeah - well i say THIS is posher
Kleptron
07-06-2009, 09:42 AM
oh yeah - well i say THIS is posher
No its not!(for the sake of being difficult)
Posher778
07-06-2009, 01:26 PM
And i'm Neverending!
You rotten whippersnappers!
Kleptron
07-06-2009, 01:50 PM
And i'm Neverending!
You rotten whippersnappers!
I am the Neverending Posher.
well I am ZERO!!! (oh wait i guess that was already established)