Do we need a troll...

[_____V_____]

...to spice things up around these parts?

'Cuz the board has been dead these days (and nights).

[Geoff the Troll]

Did somebody call?

This site is doody-doody.

Here is a link to a gross picture of naked old guys:

Naked old guys picture (http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/24788_large.jpg)

[Elvis_Christ]

hmmmmm...

DO NOT WANT

[_____V_____]

Aww cmon Elvis trolls are fun. :D You are hurting his feelings. ;)

Welcome, Geoff the Troll. Is there a Mrs Troll, and a boy troll and a girl troll with you? Bring your family in too. :)

[Geoff the Troll]

Aww cmon Elvis trolls are fun. You are hurting his feelings.

Welcome, Geoff the Troll. Is there a Mrs Troll, and a boy troll and a girl troll with you? Bring your family in too.

I have no family. Families are dumb.
So are women. And men.

But especially horror fans.
Especially especially this site.

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Thanks for the warm welcome. :)

[Elvis_Christ]

Trolls make shit movies

http://www.obscurehorror.com/troll.jpg

STILL DO NOT WANT

[newb]

meh.......just another slow spell. It will pick up.

http://heavymetalhorror.com/Icons/NoTrolls.jpg

[urgeok2]

i'd rather have it quiet and no retards than people who only come to life when there is drama.

i dont need the people who only post for the drama any more than i need the trolls. bunch of fucking goofs, the lot of them.


when there's something to say - people will say it. summer is beginning - people are busy doing stuff.

nothing wrong with quiet times.

[_____V_____]

But but but...I like this Geoff one. Seems so nice and polite. :confused:

Cant we keep one eenie, meenie, miney, tiny, wee-sized troll? :(

[hammerfan]

You can keep him as a pet, V! :D

[_____V_____]

You can keep him as a pet, V! :D

Yay! Thankeez, HF!!:D

Hear that Geoff? You are my pet from now. ;)

[Papillon Noir]

You can keep him as a pet, V! :D

Oh, yes! Lets! :) We can feed him....what do they eat again?

[hammerfan]

Oh, yes! Lets! :) We can feed him....what do they eat again?


Bullshit :D

[urgeok2]

Bullshit :D


and when the trolls appear - the troll lovers show up - happily feeding them more bullshit than they could eat in a year !

[_____V_____]

But...this one called Geoff seems polite and low-brow. We can feed him right? :)

The worst outcome we could have is that he might turn into Audrey III or something. But thats a small risk. :o

small...very small risk...

[hammerfan]

Who's Audrey?

[_____V_____]

You know, the small pet plant in Little Shop of Horrors.

(Well...they DID overfeed it and umm...)

[ferretchucker]

He isn't a true troll. He's a forced one, so it won't have the same effect. And I have to agree with Urgeok, trolls are bad. Things will liven up like they always do. I haven't been posting for a while because there aren't any threads that particularly engage me. But if a troll comes along, it may liven up some people, but it will drive others away.

[_____V_____]

For the fun part, I guess a small part of me still misses Thomasgeorge.


























































Errr wait did I say that aloud? :confused:

...whoops.

[Geoff the Troll]

Yay! Thankeez, HF!!:D

Hear that Geoff? You are my pet from now. ;)

I am no one's pet.
Sometimes I call people stupid for no reason.
Everyone is stupid.
You call yourselves horror fans? I know everything about horror and I think I should be a moderator.

Hey, Ferret Chucker, I read your "Livin' it HDC" thing. Very good stuff.
Well written.

I have something else to say... _____V______, I think your avatar is cool.

[_____V_____]

But...thats the only way they are gonna accept you. :confused:

And thanks.

[Paul the Monk]

Oh no no way! Trolls of any sort are bad!!:mad:

[The_Assassin]

Oh no no way! Trolls of any sort are bad!!:mad:

Hire me, to get rid of trolls.

- The Assassin

[Paul the Monk]

You are hired!:D Go get 'em boy!!

[Geoff the Troll]

But...thats the only way they are gonna accept you. :confused:

Hmm, in that case, alright.

Now where's that bullshit? I'm getting hungry.

[ferretchucker]

Now I'm torn...I like this troll but I'm not meant to like trolls! V was right, this guy's different!

[Ripley666]

I like the taste of troll...

[The Boss]

Hire me, to get rid of trolls.

- The Assassin

You're hired.

[EatMySkorts]

Yes, we do.

And here I am. :cool:

[Elvis_Christ]

Right I'm not taking the bait (it tastes like shit).

*bows out*

[EatMySkorts]

it tastes like shit.

Dare I ask how you know what shit tastes like?

[Doc Faustus]

I'll fix this dry spell! A minute please...

[Doc Faustus]

Okay, done. Now watch the fur fly!

[missmacabre]

Okay, done. Now watch the fur fly!

It's awesome cause your soup thread is getting more replies than anything all week. Good job.:D

[Doc Faustus]

Once more I have singlehandedly saved the forum. Faustus is law!

[novakru]

No trolls
but a good long fight would be nice

or some secret sex thing revealed would be cool

[Posher778]

Nice moderation.

[ferretchucker]

He isn't a mod anymore...or is he? V, did you resign in the end?

And what about this for spicing things up. Could ruffle a few feathers.

FUCK YOU*, [insert name of random member here]!

*Any offensive comments made do not necessarily represent the views of the Ferretchucker. Thanks for reading.

[The_Assassin]

You're hired.

When does one start?

- The Assassin

[Geoff the Troll]

Please don't kill me.
I'm afraid of dying.
Please don't tell anyone.

[The Boss]

When does one start?

- The Assassin

Immediately.

I heard once that the only way to get rid of a troll is with milk. Or maybe that was something from one of those movies my grand-kids watch. Just... just get to work.

[milktoaste]

Immediately.

I heard once that the only way to get rid of a troll is with milk. Or maybe that was something from one of those movies my grand-kids watch. Just... just get to work.

You're thinking of miak, the only thing that can kill a troll is the love of a mothers miak.

[Doc Faustus]

Please don't kill me.
I'm afraid of dying.
Please don't tell anyone.

You're no troll. You're a gnome on stilts!

[Haunted]

What a fucking thread. V, are you out of your goddamn mind? I know the rest of these people are, but holy shit.

By the way, trolls, are fairies. You can get rid of them with riddles and with iron. Iron definitely hurts them.

Fuck Tolkien

[ferretchucker]

Here's the best riddle I know in terms of difficulty. Not particularly funny, but it was made by Einstein and supposedly only the people in the top 2% of the world as far as intelligence goes can solve it without aid. I admit, I had to look for a bit of help, but I sorted out the majority of it.

- In a street there are five houses, painted five different colors.

- In each house lives a person of different nationality.

- These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

Einstein's riddle is: Who owns the fish?

Necessary clues:

1. The British man lives in a red house.
2. The Swedish man keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Danish man drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the center house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The Blends smoker lives next to the one who drinks water.

Let's see if that kills the troll!

[_____V_____]

01) First in the street - Yellow house, Norwegian, drinks water, smokes Dunhill and keeps cats.
02) Second in the street - Blue house, Danish, drinks tea, smokes Blends and keeps horses.


Someone else can take it from here.

[cheebacheeba]

I don't think anything said there indicates that any of them necessarily own a fish at all?
Besides, you can't really own a fish.
I mean, nobody really owns anything, do they?
For if a man cannot own his own soul, how can any possession stay in such a flimsy grasp?

[Papillon Noir]

01) First in the street - Yellow house, Norwegian, drinks water, smokes Dunhill and keeps cats.
02) Second in the street - Blue house, Danish, drinks tea, smokes Blends and keeps horses.


Someone else can take it from here.

Good job, V. Here's the rest:

3. Red House, Brit, Milk, Pall Mall, Birds
4. Green House, German, Coffee, Prince, Fish
5. White House, Swede, Beer, Blue Master, Dogs

So, to answer Einstein: the German owns the Fish. :)

Nice riddle ferret. :D

[ferretchucker]

Did you work it out or did you google it?

[_____V_____]

Good job, V. Here's the rest:

3. Red House, Brit, Milk, Pall Mall, Birds
4. Green House, German, Coffee, Prince, Fish
5. White House, Swede, Beer, Blue Master, Dogs

So, to answer Einstein: the German owns the Fish.

Thanks, but I thought the Red house with the Brit was the last house?

Worked it out, FC. I have faced plenty of similar logic tests throughout my college years and entrance exams. Had a strong urge to google it for the answer but fought it off.

[novakru]

Thanks, but I thought the Red house with the Brit was the last house?

Worked it out, FC. I have faced plenty of similar logic tests throughout my college years and entrance exams. Had a strong urge to google it for the answer but fought it off.

I love you Avi:)

[Papillon Noir]

Thanks, but I thought the Red house with the Brit was the last house?

Worked it out, FC. I have faced plenty of similar logic tests throughout my college years and entrance exams. Had a strong urge to google it for the answer but fought it off.

I worked it out too, Ferret. I drew a bunch of diagrams over several post-its, connecting the different relationships.

@V
I then threw the post-its out and the maid has already emptied our trash cans. :( I just googled the answer and the Red house is in the middle.

[missmacabre]

Did you work it out or did you google it?

I love these puzzles, best way to do them is with a graph though.

[ferretchucker]

That's how I did it. A 5x5 chart with house numbers on the top and the different factors along the side. Got pretty stuck in the middle, which is where I got told to clump information together. Also, I was told that the chart was the best way to do it.

[missmacabre]

That's how I did it. A 5x5 chart with house numbers on the top and the different factors along the side. Got pretty stuck in the middle, which is where I got told to clump information together. Also, I was told that the chart was the best way to do it.

I do it like the ones here. You might like this site.

http://www.puzzlersparadise.com/page1034.html

[cheebacheeba]

You guys are wrong.
There is no fish.

[Haunted]

Yeah only a naked picture of Jesus.

[newb]

I worked it out too, Ferret. I drew a bunch of diagrams over several post-its, connecting the different relationships.

@V
I then threw the post-its out and the maid has already emptied our trash cans. :( I just googled the answer and the Red house is in the middle.

you have a maid?.....well LA DE DA

[_____V_____]

I then threw the post-its out and the maid has already emptied our trash cans. :( I just googled the answer and the Red house is in the middle.

No worries. A few more minutes and I probably would have done the same. Logic puzzles can be tough nuts to crack, and require plenty of patience. Besides logic.


I love you Avi:)

Yesss! Eat your hearts out, bitches!

[Papillon Noir]

you have a maid?.....well LA DE DA

LOL. I was at work, I suppose I should have said custodian. I sure would love to have one at home. :p