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crabapple
06-07-2009, 06:09 AM
Do you have troubles with ornery cats?
You know how cats are always sneaking around, sniffing for food, sniffing for better food if their current food is boring to them; pawing, clawing, leaping and otherwise misbehaving. They are often ornery creatures!
Well, someone gave me a big bag of tasty cat food a few weeks ago. The kitties over here liked the new cat food supply immediately, and it makes sense for me to use it because...it's free! But now one of the cats, Hootie, has become "ornery"...he makes noises outside the window all the time, and when he comes inside he is clearly all geared up..."The food! Where is the food! I am excited about the food." He barely gives me time to pour the food onto a plate...Hootie is just crowding me and meowling and he is downright ornery.
cheebacheeba
06-07-2009, 06:30 AM
Tie a bag of urine to a tree, poke it with a pin so it leaks out over time.
Refill as necessary.
Hai!
Ripley666
06-07-2009, 08:12 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm - Tuna.
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooow puuuuuurrrrrrrrr
_____V_____
06-07-2009, 08:28 AM
Chrono and her demon cat at night...
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o166/unmei_kaze/Deviantart-dark%20fantasy/pet_sematary_by_fizzgig.jpg
Damn. This place needs a cat-exorcist, and soon.
Ripley666
06-07-2009, 08:53 AM
Close, minus the hair. :p
More like........................
I WILL EAT UR SOUL
http://inlinethumb12.webshots.com/41675/2976507910061589475S500x500Q85.jpg
ChronoGrl
06-07-2009, 08:58 AM
My pretties are mostly ornery when I shut them out of the bedroom - The stand outside and scream and paw at the door, especially Ripley.
So if you want to save your soul... Just close the door behind you.
HA! Take THAT pea brain feline!
crabapple
06-07-2009, 09:12 AM
Yikes--oh, they look like little GOBLINS! Somebody get the goblin spray, it's the only thing that will drive the little buggers away.
Doc Faustus
06-07-2009, 09:47 AM
Nine out of ten schizophrenics prefer Henderson's goblin spray, the goblin spray endorsed by Bob Saget.
Haunted
06-07-2009, 10:09 AM
The Birds are stealing my cat's food. I warn them, but they don't listen.
Doc Faustus
06-07-2009, 10:15 AM
I think your cats can work out to do about that pretty quickly. Sounds like a less-than-complicated ecosystem to me.
bloody_ribcut
06-07-2009, 12:05 PM
no ornery cats here, they know the schedules.
there outside cats, so im sure they catch meals outside when they like.
hammerfan
06-08-2009, 04:11 AM
My two are VERY ornery. They'll eat a brand of cat food for a while, then start turning their nose up at it. Seems like every couple of weeks I have to change cat food.
crabapple
06-08-2009, 05:13 AM
Yeah...yeah......cats are that way. They're picky little things, and they get spoiled. Specially if they have a human who lets 'em get that way! ;)
hammerfan
06-08-2009, 05:28 AM
Yeah...yeah......cats are that way. They're picky little things, and they get spoiled. Specially if they have a human who lets 'em get that way! ;)
Well, yeah, that would be me! :D
crabapple
06-08-2009, 05:31 AM
I think that's why people like cats...because cats are so much like people. We justify our own pickiness and hifalutin' haughty attitudes when we spoil our kitties! And they love it, those little furballs.
Posher778
06-08-2009, 12:10 PM
I have a puppy.
Doc Faustus
06-08-2009, 12:20 PM
Sorry to hear the rest of your litter didn't make it.
ChronoGrl
06-08-2009, 03:11 PM
Leeloo just threw up on the living room rug. :( :mad:
Posher778
06-08-2009, 04:05 PM
Cough up a hairball eh? Err... Skinball?
ChronoGrl
06-08-2009, 04:48 PM
The skin of my former downstairs neighbor - Didn't agree with her stomach. :D
novakru
06-09-2009, 05:36 PM
If wolfie ever gets mad with me, I always know it. He has 'accidents' conveniently placed.
He has been extra picky with his food , but he has been very sick lately, so I completely and utterly spoil him:)
The kitten so far has never been ornery, but I say before he turns 1... There Will Be Something:eek: