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Marley's Ghost
06-03-2009, 05:36 PM
After Much Persuading
I Got The Big Guys Approval
To Do One More Poem
Before My Final Removal
IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED
BUT ITS TIME FOR ME TO GO
WHAT STARTED AS A JOKE
JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE FLOW
MY TIME HERE WAS A BLAST
I'VE SEEN POSTERS COME AND GO
MANY OF THEM MEMORABLE
LETS GET ON WITH THE SHOW
WE HAVE THE MIGHTY V FROM INDIA
HIS CONTRIBUTION CAN'T BE DENIED
THIS PLACE WOULDN'T BE THE SAME
IF HE UP AND LEFT OR EVEN DIED
FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER
THERE'S ELVIS, CHEEBA AND DISEASE
HI UP IN THE TREE TOPS
IS ZERO SCRATCHING AT FLEAS
WHO SAYS CHICKS AIN'T INTO HORROR
WE HAVE BABES THAT WILL MELT YOUR HEART
HAMMERFAN,MISSMACABRE AND PAPILLION NOIR
NOT TOO SHABBY FOR A START
HACELIKEWHOA AND HELLFIRE 1
NONE OF THEM A GROANER
BABES LIKE THEM AND ANGELAKILLSLUTS
GIVE LITTLE FERRETCHUCKER A BONER
THERE'S MURDERDOLL AND SHAUNA THE DEAD
AND CHRONOGRL WITH HER UGLY PUSSYCAT
JENNA26,NOVAKRU AND PINKFLOYD ARE HOT
TO THE LADIES OF HDC I TIP MY HAT
WE HAVE PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE BIZ
SEAN KELLER AND RODD MATSUI ARE TWO
BETTER KNOW AS RODERICK USHER
AND CRABAPPLE WITH THE NUTS OF POO
HE'S BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE
BUT NOW HE'S COME BACK
THE NEW CHAMPION OF THE BATTLE
NON OTHER THAN SCOUSE MAC
AND OUR FRIEND ROSHIQ
FROM THE LAND OF DHAKA
KNOW MUCH ABOUT MOVIES
MORE THAN HORRORMAN BY FAR
THERE'S THE MOTHMAN AND MASSACRE MAN
BEEN HERE SINCE THEY WERE TINY
AS WELL AS THE RETURN AND FRIDAY13THFAN
THEY USED TO BE SO WHINY
URGEOK IS FROM CANADA
HE'S TOO OLD TO GET AN ERECTION
BUT MOST OF US WOULD SIMPLY KILL
FOR A TENTH OF HIS COLLECTION
BWIND AND VODSTOK GOT MARRIED
HAVING BABIES OR NEW JOBS IF THEIR LUCKY
AND POSHER CAME SO FAR OUT OF THE CLOSET
HE MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO KENTUCKY
TO THE HOME OF THE HDC MOTHER
WITH HER KIDS DUDE GUADALUPE AND DEMON SEED
YOU WOULD THINK RAYNE ALREADY HAD HER HANDS FULL
WITHOUT ANOTHER BIG MOUTH TO FEED
NEWB THE TOWN DRUNK
IS SIPPING HIS BEER
BUT HE DOESN'T DRINK ALONE
FORTUNATO AND THE FLAYED ONE ARE THERE
TO GREET ALL THE NEWBIE'S
MANCHESTRMORGUE DOES IT WITHOUT MALICE
BUT IF THEY GET OUT OF HAND
WE INTRODUCE THEM TO DRACINDALLAS
THE MUSIC SECTION IS HOPPING
YOU'LL FIND GEDDY,ILLDOJO AND FREAK
JACOB SINGER HANGS OUT THERE
GO DOWN AND TAKE A PEEK
DANTES INFERNO WILL BE PRAISING
THE LATEST NINE INCH NAILS RECORDING
BLOODY RIBCUT CAN BE FOUND THERE
MUSIC CAN BE SO REWARDING
DESPARE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS
YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE HIM MAD
AND HAUNTED IS ALL WOMAN
THAT'S RIGHT A LADY NOT A LAD
WHEN ITS HALLOWEEN TIME
WE'RE IN FOR A REAL TREAT
NEVERENDING'S RADIO SHOW
SIMPLY CAN'T BE BEAT
IF ITS CLASSICS YOU WANT
AND YOU'RE NOT SURE OF THE PICKS
GO TO THE RESIDENT EXPERTS
PHANTOMSTRANGER AND ALKYTRIO666
I'LL TAKE ONE FROM COLUMN A
AND A TWO FROM COLUMN B
IF ITS ASIAN MOVIES YOU WANT
TALK TO ANGRA AND ZWOTI
WANT TO TAKE A MOVIE BREAK
IT'S A GOOD BOOK THAT YOU DEMAND
DOC FAUSTUS WOULD BE THE AUTHOR
AND THE BOOK WOULD BE MURDERLAND
NOW I'M SURE I LEFT OUT MANY
I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH TIME
AND TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST
I FUCKING RAN OUT OF RHYME
Elvis_Christ
06-03-2009, 05:39 PM
Pure gold brother. See you on the other side :)
Posher778
06-03-2009, 05:50 PM
Hah. My line is the best. :D
alkytrio666
06-03-2009, 05:57 PM
Wow. This should be stickied, it's a great memoir of the longstanding members here- and a perfect introduction for the newbies. Bravo, and I'm sorry to see this career at an end!
Posher778
06-03-2009, 05:58 PM
You say that like he isn't a regular. ;)
alkytrio666
06-03-2009, 06:02 PM
So it's a he, huh???
I'm sure his identity was revealed, but I either missed it or forgot. Anyway, I like not knowing better- it's like not wanting to face the facts that your parents are Santa Claus.
bwind22
06-03-2009, 06:04 PM
AND POSHER CAME SO FAR OUT OF THE CLOSET
HE MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO KENTUCKY
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Nice!
Posher778
06-03-2009, 06:20 PM
That one made me lol pretty loud, actually. Genius!
neverending
06-03-2009, 06:32 PM
Really beautiful, Marley!
Doc Faustus
06-03-2009, 07:06 PM
Thanks, Marley.
Angra
06-03-2009, 09:11 PM
I'm disappointed..
Thought his true identity would be revealed at the end of the poem.
fortunato
06-03-2009, 09:11 PM
Ah, perfect.
RIP Marley.
urgeok2
06-03-2009, 10:15 PM
cant get an erection ??!!!
Son of A............. !!!
ow, my back.
http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr306/jamaeh077/ist2_8394552-old-man-with-walking-f.jpg
The Mothman
06-03-2009, 10:37 PM
That was awesome, why do you have to leave?
_____V_____
06-04-2009, 03:13 AM
Delicious.
R.I.P. till you get resurrected again. ;)
hammerfan
06-04-2009, 03:48 AM
Wow. This should be stickied, it's a great memoir of the longstanding members here- and a perfect introduction for the newbies. Bravo, and I'm sorry to see this career at an end!
I agree with Alky. That was awesome, Marley!
scouse mac
06-04-2009, 04:11 AM
Quality rhyme, Marley. See you on the flip side.
ChronoGrl
06-04-2009, 04:48 AM
That was awesome. I will miss you, Marley. :(
ManchestrMorgue
06-04-2009, 05:27 AM
Wait for Marley's Ghost's Ghost.
Papillon Noir
06-04-2009, 05:28 AM
Bravo! Pure genius, Marley! Thanks for the mention. :) You will be missed. :(
urgeok2
06-04-2009, 05:33 AM
i dont think he'll ever be too far away :)
i dont think he'll ever be too far away :)
I agree....nice work Marley....you will be missed.
The Mothman
06-04-2009, 05:39 AM
is anyone aware of why he's leaving, did he get kicked? why?
is anyone aware of why he's leaving, did he get kicked? why?
I'm thinking he got bored of his "alter" ego.
_____V_____
06-04-2009, 05:43 AM
I'm thinking he got bored of himself.
Corrected. ;)
Because his "alter" ego would be ***COUGH***COUGH***ATCHOOO!*** (whoops...almost spilled out there!)
SausageCreature
06-04-2009, 07:26 AM
A sad, sad day indeed. I'll remember you always.
http://www.petersmeats.com.au/images/beef-recipes.jpg
roshiq
06-04-2009, 08:00 AM
I know I'm not good in this sorta thing but it's just a little tribute to him...:o
He was HDC's the poet cum ghost
We will miss his rhythmic post
It was bit unclear Why he has to go?
But for HDC, it's a clear blow.
Moreover, it's pretty sad to see...
there wasn't a single line for me!:(
ferretchucker
06-04-2009, 08:21 AM
A very good poem.
I too was hoping you're identity would be revealed, but oh well.
Angra
06-04-2009, 09:40 AM
Corrected. ;)
Because his "alter" ego would be ***COUGH***COUGH***ATCHOOO!*** (whoops...almost spilled out there!)
.....Horror?
_____V_____
06-04-2009, 09:51 AM
.....Horror?
Close.....
Close.....
Actually...who's to say "Horror" isn't on here posting. He could be "one of us" all this time and we just don't now it. Of course he would take a different name so people don't bug the shit out of him.
food for thought
Angra
06-04-2009, 11:09 AM
Actually...who's to say "Horror" isn't on here posting. He could be "one of us" all this time and we just don't now it. Of course he would take a different name so people don't bug the shit out of him.
food for thought
If I'd created such a place I would wanna join in on the fun for sure. And i think i would be exactly like.... me. :cool:
Doc Faustus
06-04-2009, 11:49 AM
I think Horror is obviously Spamman.
Angra
06-04-2009, 11:54 AM
I think Horror is obviously Spamman.
Now THAT would be awsome.
Personally i think Spamman is Zwoti.
urgeok2
06-04-2009, 12:24 PM
And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, Ill say it clear,
Ill state my case, of which Im certain.
Ive lived a life thats full.
Ive traveled each and evry highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
Regrets, Ive had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.
I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way.
Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried.
Ive had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.
To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
No, oh no not me,
I did it my way.
For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!
Angra
06-04-2009, 12:30 PM
But...
Empty spaces - what are we living for?
Abandoned places - I guess we know the score..
On and on!
Does anybody know what we are looking for?
Another hero - another mindless crime.
Behind the curtain, in the pantomime.
Hold the line!
Does anybody want to take it anymore?
The Show must go on!
The Show must go on!
Inside my heart is breaking,
My make-up may be flaking,
But my smile, still, stays on!
Whatever happens, I'll leave it all to chance.
Another heartache - another failed romance.
On and on!
Does anybody know what we are living for?
I guess i'm learning
I must be warmer now..
I'll soon be turning round the corner now.
Outside the dawn is breaking,
But inside in the dark I'm aching to be free!
The Show must go on!
The Show must go on! Yeah!
Ooh! Inside my heart is breaking!
My make-up may be flaking!
But my smile, still, stays on!
Yeah! oh oh oh
My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies,
Fairy tales of yesterday, will grow but never die,
I can fly, my friends!
The Show must go on! Yeah!
The Show must go on!
I'll face it with a grin!
I'm never giving in!
On with the show!
I'll top the bill!
I'll overkill!
I have to find the will to carry on!
On with the,
On with the show!
The Show must go on.
urgeok2
06-04-2009, 12:36 PM
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
In the morning, laughing happy fish heads
In the evening, floating in the soup
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer, they cant talk
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
I took a fish head out to see a movie,
Didn't have to pay to get it in
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers, they don't play drums
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Rolly Polly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino in
Italian restaurants with Oriental women.
Yeeaahh
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Yum!
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yummmm!
Yeeaahh
Angra
06-04-2009, 12:42 PM
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
In the morning, laughing happy fish heads
In the evening, floating in the soup
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer, they cant talk
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
I took a fish head out to see a movie,
Didn't have to pay to get it in
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers, they don't play drums
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Rolly Polly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino in
Italian restaurants with Oriental women.
Yeeaahh
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Yum!
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yummmm!
Yeeaahh
...Gollum?
ferretchucker
06-04-2009, 01:20 PM
What are you guys on about? If he's anybody, Horror is gonna be Zero.
And V, do you really know who he is or were you just trying to get us to beg you to tell us?
Angra
06-04-2009, 07:28 PM
What are you guys on about? If he's anybody, Horror is gonna be Zero.
Or OMCDave.
yourlastmistake
06-05-2009, 02:54 AM
There is only one person on this board with rhyming skills like that, at least that I'm aware of, and it ain't a guy.
Angra
06-05-2009, 03:02 AM
Who made the Gabber Jabber Stabber rhyme in the Gabber chat room back in the days?
That was fun.
Disease
06-05-2009, 03:34 AM
Or OMCDave.
That made me laugh pretty hard.... :D
urgeok2
06-05-2009, 04:52 AM
omcdave doesnt have the brain cells to rhyme cat and hat
crabapple
06-05-2009, 06:01 AM
Cat and hat
Are a rhyme that's better than others
But for real rhyming talent
Dial the phone number of Marley's Ghost
scouse mac
06-05-2009, 04:39 PM
Personally i think Spamman is Zwoti.
I had newb in the frame for spamman
I had newb in the frame for spamman
not me....I always thought it might be STE
scouse mac
06-05-2009, 05:05 PM
not me....I always thought it might be STE
If I may quote Life of Brian
"Only the true Messiah denies his Divinity"
If I may quote Life of Brian
"Only the true Messiah denies his Divinity"
http://bestsmileys.com/signs1/16.gif
Posher778
06-05-2009, 07:45 PM
I had newb in the frame for spamman
Uhh... We know who spamman is. It really wasn't a secret if I recall, just wasn't spoken.
The Mothman
06-05-2009, 07:48 PM
Who's "We" because i sure dont know.
Papillon Noir
06-05-2009, 08:00 PM
Yeah, I didn't get that memo either.
illdojo
06-06-2009, 07:01 AM
Nice....I dig it, Marley :cool:
Angra
06-06-2009, 09:44 AM
Nice....I dig it, Marley :cool:
That's all you have to say? Sigh! :rolleyes:.... suckup..
Haunted
06-06-2009, 01:43 PM
Thanks, Marley... Don't stay dead too long
Bring Back marley! Bring Back Marley!
ChronoGrl
06-06-2009, 05:28 PM
I thought that YOU were Marley... :rolleyes:
Ripley666
06-06-2009, 05:29 PM
I thought that YOU were Marley... :rolleyes:
Mew too.................
NCINancy
06-06-2009, 05:32 PM
who was marley?
nope - i wasn't marley - not creative enough.
my only alias was HIS_HERALD (who was promptly banned for being irreverent - and yes - i'm still pissed)
Doc Faustus
06-06-2009, 06:36 PM
I figured either Neverending or Flayed.
The_Return
06-06-2009, 06:37 PM
I always had my money on Newb...
But really - Alky's right. I'd really rather not know for sure who Marley was or wasn't. Marley isn't the man behind the account...he's the idea and the laughter that he represents. Shattering the mask will only take away the mystique, and we'll lose a legend.
Haven't you guys seen V for Vendetta? Go back and watch the ending.
ChronoGrl
06-06-2009, 06:47 PM
I still wanna know... :rolleyes: :o
TheGemini
06-20-2009, 01:40 AM
Marley's dead, long and gone,
He was a fake account all along,
They thought he spread love and cheer,
But he left them gloomy and in despair.
Enough of this gimmick, he said
But did HDC really want him dead?
Now who will bring the verses to life?
The lines he used to keep HDC alive..
Maybe this place needs a new poet,
It is true that good ones are hard to get,
The forums bear the look of a deserted city,
Lost it's sheen, devoid of all beauty.
Lack of interest in any new ventures,
Encyclopedia, Asian 100 or Battle Royale II centres,
People suddenly have more interesting things to do,
Twitter, Facebook or summer vacations in the book.
Neverending, despare, chrono, urge, newb,
Hardly post anything, even the mighty V,
Is this the symbol, of things to come?
Will HDC shrivel up, and they all be gone?
Let us hope that will not be the case,
Zero, elvis, dante, alky, don't be basket cases,
HDC needs you again, to post and flourish,
Don't let the lights of this place diminish.
Come one, come all, somebody get the ninja mod,
Heck, even the cowboy mod and the pirate mod,
Bring back the team and make HDC a place to be again,
Someone call Dustin, and send a SOS to Rayne.
Angra
06-20-2009, 02:30 AM
Drama queen...
_____V_____
06-20-2009, 04:37 AM
Interesting.
Marley's back already? ;)
Interesting.
Marley's back already? ;)
If he is, he lost all his mad rhyming skills.
crabapple
06-20-2009, 07:27 AM
Let it be known far and wide,
Whenever rhymes are needed,
Let a yell out be heard,
Back around Marley's general vicinity.
Haunted
06-20-2009, 10:12 AM
Maybe Marley was a real poet with a career, got a break, and didn't want to waste anymore time on us schmos.
I say to hell with him. He didn't list me among the girls, only gave reference to me smoking, which I still do. I've tried to quit seven hundred times and failed miserably seven hundred and seventy seven times. It's terrible. Anyway fuck him for only seeing that I smoke and not that I'm a woman.
ferretchucker
06-20-2009, 12:02 PM
Not another poet. What we need is a new gimmick.
Angra
06-20-2009, 01:56 PM
Maybe Marley was a real poet with a career, got a break, and didn't want to waste anymore time on us schmos.
I say to hell with him. He didn't list me among the girls, only gave reference to me smoking, which I still do. I've tried to quit seven hundred times and failed miserably seven hundred and seventy seven times. It's terrible. Anyway fuck him for only seeing that I smoke and not that I'm a woman.
You've been gone for 2 years, princess. What did you expect?
You're a nobody now. :cool:
Haunted
06-21-2009, 08:07 AM
Fuck you too.:p I haven't been gone for two years.
novakru
06-21-2009, 01:07 PM
Fuck you too.:p I haven't been gone for two years.
Well, I LOVE YOU.:)
even if it HAS been 3 years
And I started smoking again too:(