View Full Version : Hey Zero!
hammerfan
05-14-2009, 06:49 AM
Have you been talking to my cats? They flung their poo outside the litterbox this morning!!
:p :D
BUSTED
http://www.animalliberationfront.com/News/AnimalPhotos/Animals_1-10/monkey-cat.jpg
hammerfan
05-14-2009, 07:07 AM
Roflmao!! :d
we the Simian-Feline Liberation Army demand the immediate handover of all bananas, tuna, and dangling shiny objects at once . . . we also demand a warm place to take a nap - but once we're done napping then the revolution will begin. . . . well after a snack and then maybe a little more sleep - but rest assured human oppressors the revolution will come. . . just as soon as we get done licking this spot on our fur and then the nap and then the food and then the extra little nap ---then revenge will be ours *yawn* - hmm, where did i leave that little ball with the bells in it - oh well, we'll look for that after the licking, napping, eating, napping and then you are in BIG TROUBLE!
Doc Faustus
05-14-2009, 08:44 AM
What about stealing shiny objects to barter for bananas with Indian street vendors?
hammerfan
05-14-2009, 09:11 AM
we the Simian-Feline Liberation Army demand the immediate handover of all bananas, tuna, and dangling shiny objects at once . . . we also demand a warm place to take a nap - but once we're done napping then the revolution will begin. . . . well after a snack and then maybe a little more sleep - but rest assured human oppressors the revolution will come. . . just as soon as we get done licking this spot on our fur and then the nap and then the food and then the extra little nap ---then revenge will be ours *yawn* - hmm, where did i leave that little ball with the bells in it - oh well, we'll look for that after the licking, napping, eating, napping and then you are in BIG TROUBLE!
Hmm, how about some catnip? :D
Angra
05-14-2009, 10:29 AM
Do they also rub their butts on your carpets afterwards?
_____V_____
05-14-2009, 10:40 AM
we the Simian-Feline Liberation Army demand the immediate handover of all bananas, tuna, and dangling shiny objects at once . . . we also demand a warm place to take a nap - but once we're done napping then the revolution will begin. . . . well after a snack and then maybe a little more sleep - but rest assured human oppressors the revolution will come. . . just as soon as we get done licking this spot on our fur and then the nap and then the food and then the extra little nap ---then revenge will be ours *yawn* - hmm, where did i leave that little ball with the bells in it - oh well, we'll look for that after the licking, napping, eating, napping and then you are in BIG TROUBLE!
The only thing you will be getting is this...
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s146/sk8akev/Other%20Crap/shotty.jpg
So...
...do you feel lucky, simian-punk?
hammerfan
05-14-2009, 10:51 AM
Do they also rub their butts on your carpets afterwards?
Maybe.......
Angra
05-14-2009, 10:55 AM
Maybe.......
Then it's definitely the work of Zero. That...... VILLAIN!!!
The only thing you will be getting is this...
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s146/sk8akev/Other%20Crap/shotty.jpg
So...
...do you feel lucky, simian-punk?
but i'm ownly a widdle monkey
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/aaa.jpg
_____V_____
05-15-2009, 04:22 AM
but i'm ownly a widdle monkey
I am not falling for that. ;)
Remember what Elvis said? All monkeys should be shot to avoid a Planet of the Apes scenario. :mad:
deep down inside you know you're just jealous
Posher778
05-15-2009, 04:26 PM
Well golly gee V, way to almost shut down the hotel PC with your oversized picture :p
Well golly gee V, way to almost shut down the hotel PC with your oversized picture :p
yes - V does like pulling out his enormous gun - perhaps a bit of over-compensation??
_____V_____
05-16-2009, 09:20 AM
Gee thanks, redhead. I ll be receiving a PM from Posher shortly after he reads your reply.
As for you, my Magnum is ready.
crabapple
05-16-2009, 11:24 AM
Such meanness shown to the harmless small monkey!
Monkeys does not deserve this types of abuse
All monkey does is sit in the garden all day long, is that wrong?????
Posher778
05-16-2009, 12:13 PM
Gee thanks, redhead. I ll be receiving a PM from Posher shortly after he reads your reply.
As for you, my Magnum is ready.
*chuckles* Because arrogance and delusional majesty are HUGE turn ons :p
yeah - what did the innocent little monkey ever do?? sitting in his tree maybe flinging the occassional pooh - but hey that just adds a little charm to the place.
and as for V having his "magnum ready" - hey dude - you're just not my type - no offense but put your 'magnum' back in its holster
:D
crabapple
05-16-2009, 04:23 PM
Yeah or suffer the curse of the pooh flinger!
Yeah or suffer the curse of the pooh flinger!
he gets that 'magnum' anywhere near me and there will definitely be some pooh flying!
_____V_____
05-17-2009, 10:14 AM
curse of the pooh flinger!
You realise that is a kickass title for a campy horror flick?
btw, the pooh flinger and the poonuts thrower in cahoots?
Hmm. :confused:
Looks like I stumbled into a huge conspiracy to take over the world by causing WWIII through poo or pooh. Me no like this!
(I better keep an eye on these two veeeeerrryyy suspicious individuals) :rolleyes: