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Benny Tumbleweed
05-12-2009, 02:25 AM
Hello horror men and women. Let me introduce myself, I am Benny Tumbleweed, horror aficionado. Imagine me, if you can, 6'12", in my favourite sharp black suit, a white shirt with large collars, black tie, white hair raked back over my pallid pate. Raw, purple shadows ring my small rheumy red eyes, the eyes of a pervert. But I am not a pervert. Well, maybe I am. Am I?

My interests

1. Brandy
2. Horror films
3. Pipes
4. Dusty suits
5. The sound of the wind in the black heart of a summer's night
6. Speaking to spirits
7. The cinema
8. Tongues
9. My fingers
10. Jogging

Greetings to you all. It is very nice to be here.

scouse mac
05-12-2009, 03:04 AM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f353/nmc1/bloodywelcome.gif


You sound like you'll fit right in, stick around

neverending
05-12-2009, 01:56 PM
isn't 6' 12" 7'?

Elvis_Christ
05-12-2009, 02:35 PM
I haven't drunk Brandy since I was a teenager. Ahhhh stolen parents liquor cabinet booze those were the days :D

Posher778
05-12-2009, 02:40 PM
Cool! Welcome to the forum!

Abominus
05-12-2009, 06:32 PM
Welcome to the pompous gothopotomous.

_____V_____
05-12-2009, 06:36 PM
Hello horror men and women. Let me introduce myself, I am Benny Tumbleweed, horror aficionado. Imagine me, if you can, 6'12", in my favourite sharp black suit, a white shirt with large collars, black tie, white hair raked back over my pallid pate. Raw, purple shadows ring my small rheumy red eyes, the eyes of a pervert. But I am not a pervert. Well, maybe I am. Am I?


http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h42/darrellanddarrell/dwarf.jpg


Weed much?

Stay out of trouble.