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[Clockwork Black]

Hope I dont fuck it up.

[Doc Faustus]

You won't. As long as you do not make sallacious comments toward our lovely, dignified and right proper young ladies, you do not call people "gay" or "retarded", even if they dig sodomy or have big heads and t-rex arms. Try to use full sentences whenever possible. "B00g3man sux" for example is not the way to go. Instead "Boogeyman sucks, as it is retarded." would be the way to go. Taking photos of your penis is a no-no. Even if an older member posts a thread called "photos of your penis",don't post there. Or bring it to V's attention. Either this thread will be nipped in the bud or we will get to see V's penis. Which will doubtless cause our dignified and right proper young ladies to faint, whether at the sudden out of character inappropriateness or in awe at the proud lingam that keeps HDC standing tall. But most likely this thread will not exist, as our members have more respect and have some discipline regarding their...well, members. Try to avoid ad hominem attacks. An example of such an attack would be "You like Boogeyman? You're a fucking gaytard." The proper way to phrase this argument is "Liking Boogeyman is the sort of thing a fucking gaytard would do." or "I did not care much for Boogeyman." Umm...the latter might be safer. Be courteous, be cool and be decent enough for our standards of decency* and you'll be okay. And try to talk about horror sometimes. We dig that.

*standards of decency subject to change without any good reason

[Clockwork Black]

Sounds cool



Other than the no photos of my penis.:mad: damn you

[scouse mac]

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[scouse mac]

You won't. As long as you do not make sallacious comments toward our lovely, dignified and right proper young ladies, you do not call people "gay" or "retarded", even if they dig sodomy or have big heads and t-rex arms. Try to use full sentences whenever possible. "B00g3man sux" for example is not the way to go. Instead "Boogeyman sucks, as it is retarded." would be the way to go. Taking photos of your penis is a no-no. Even if an older member posts a thread called "photos of your penis",don't post there. Or bring it to V's attention. Either this thread will be nipped in the bud or we will get to see V's penis. Which will doubtless cause our dignified and right proper young ladies to faint, whether at the sudden out of character inappropriateness or in awe at the proud lingam that keeps HDC standing tall. But most likely this thread will not exist, as our members have more respect and have some discipline regarding their...well, members. Try to avoid ad hominem attacks. An example of such an attack would be "You like Boogeyman? You're a fucking gaytard." The proper way to phrase this argument is "Liking Boogeyman is the sort of thing a fucking gaytard would do." or "I did not care much for Boogeyman." Umm...the latter might be safer. Be courteous, be cool and be decent enough for our standards of decency* and you'll be okay. And try to talk about horror sometimes. We dig that.

*standards of decency subject to change without any good reason


You feeling OK Doc?

[ChronoGrl]

You won't. As long as you do not make sallacious comments toward our lovely, dignified and right proper young ladies, you do not call people "gay" or "retarded", even if they dig sodomy or have big heads and t-rex arms. Try to use full sentences whenever possible. "B00g3man sux" for example is not the way to go. Instead "Boogeyman sucks, as it is retarded." would be the way to go. Taking photos of your penis is a no-no. Even if an older member posts a thread called "photos of your penis",don't post there. Or bring it to V's attention. Either this thread will be nipped in the bud or we will get to see V's penis. Which will doubtless cause our dignified and right proper young ladies to faint, whether at the sudden out of character inappropriateness or in awe at the proud lingam that keeps HDC standing tall. But most likely this thread will not exist, as our members have more respect and have some discipline regarding their...well, members. Try to avoid ad hominem attacks. An example of such an attack would be "You like Boogeyman? You're a fucking gaytard." The proper way to phrase this argument is "Liking Boogeyman is the sort of thing a fucking gaytard would do." or "I did not care much for Boogeyman." Umm...the latter might be safer. Be courteous, be cool and be decent enough for our standards of decency* and you'll be okay. And try to talk about horror sometimes. We dig that.

*standards of decency subject to change without any good reason

LMAO

I seriously laughed aloud whilst reading this (or, rather, I twittered as a dignified and right proper young lady does) and read it aloud to my boyfriend.

Let's run away and start own own zine.

[Doc Faustus]

Sounds like a plan. You get the crayons, I'll get a stapler.

[_____V_____]

LOL! (Ahem...Doc!)

Welcome to HDC. Enjoy yourself and stay out of trouble.

[neverending]

Doc is a genius.

You've learned that now.

[ferretchucker]

That needs to be under a stickied thread. Or at least be put in the How not to be an Asshat thread (which needs to be stickied here).

[novakru]

All I know is,

this thread had penis in it....I'm tellin:mad:



@doc- lmao baby:cool:

[Papillon Noir]

Doc, you're awesome. :)


oh, and welcome Clockwork Black! :p

[Doc Faustus]

All I know is,

this thread had penis in it....I'm tellin:mad:



@doc- lmao baby:cool:

Honestly, nova, if we banned anything that's had a penis in it...

[Rayne]

Honestly, nova, if we banned anything that's had a penis in it...

We'd have no more female members at the forum:o

[_____V_____]

We'd have no more female members at the forum:o

and at least 1 male member.

[Rayne]

and at least 1 male member.

*giggle*...That we know of:eek:

[Posher778]

and at least 1 male member.

I'm assuming your only counting actual penises and not searing hot iron stakes? Because we seem to have a lot of those individuals too ;)

[fortunato]

Wait a second...when did this "no penis pictures" rule happen?

WTF?

Well, I'm out of here. It's been fun, everyone.

[Rayne]

Wait a second...when did this "no penis pictures" rule happen?

WTF?

Well, I'm out of here. It's been fun, everyone.
Oh yeah right...As if you'd ever show us your penis....I mean, not that we'd ever want to SEE your penis...EWWWW.....Uhh, nothing against your penis personally, it's just that, you know, in general...I mean, I don't have anything against penis in general, I'm actually quite fond of....oh.....well....umm...

*leaves thread*

[fortunato]

Oh yeah right...As if you'd ever show us your penis....I mean, not that we'd ever want to SEE your penis...EWWWW.....Uhh, nothing against your penis personally, it's just that, you know, in general...I mean, I don't have anything against penis in general, I'm actually quite fond of....oh.....well....umm...

*leaves thread*

Haha, I guess this is why we have a "no penis pictures" rule. :D

[Doc Faustus]

I'd like to hijack this thread for a second to talk about Rain Elements Snapple. I haven't seen this in stores for awhile, but it's delicious and almost as refreshing as water. Agave flavor is fantastic and I shouldn't have to drink tequila to get it. Anybody know of other Agave based juices that are readily attainable? If not, what gives? Cactus juice is awesome. Also, I know it's just been like a couple weeks, but I'm already missing the shamrock shake. If anybody here can do something about that, please do. Maybe I should just start creme de menthe syrup in the house, but when I do that, I put it in milk and on like every dessert and it runs out quickly. It gets expensive. Thanks everybody.

[neverending]

What have you got against tequila? It rules!

[fortunato]

I'd like to hijack this thread for a second to talk about Rain Elements Snapple. I haven't seen this in stores for awhile, but it's delicious and almost as refreshing as water. Agave flavor is fantastic and I shouldn't have to drink tequila to get it. Anybody know of other Agave based juices that are readily attainable? If not, what gives? Cactus juice is awesome. Also, I know it's just been like a couple weeks, but I'm already missing the shamrock shake. If anybody here can do something about that, please do. Maybe I should just start creme de menthe syrup in the house, but when I do that, I put it in milk and on like every dessert and it runs out quickly. It gets expensive. Thanks everybody.

Solution: Buy a cactus.

Does that help?
I don't know. I hope that didn't sound too stupid.
Anyway, goodbye.

[Doc Faustus]

What have you got against tequila? It rules!

Yet it is impractical as casual liquid refreshment.

[neverending]

Yet it is impractical as casual liquid refreshment.

Oh I don't know about that. Soon as you get back here to Portland we'll sit down with a bottle of tequila and see how refreshed we can get.

[Doc Faustus]

Definitely. When I get out west, I'll party to the point of unreachability by the east for the first two weeks or so.

[Rayne]

Whew...Thanks Doc, for changing the subject...This thread had gotten way too penissy :D

[Posher778]

I hear cancers like Doc usually have large penises.

[Doc Faustus]

I hear cancers like Doc usually have large penises.

I've got a couple somewhere in my closet.

[idimmu68]

hey everyone just joined just wanted to introduce myself ive been watchin horror since the 70s my favs are HALLOWEEN, MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY , EVIL DEAD, PIECES, and 976 EVIL

[Doc Faustus]

Pretty eclectic list there. I'm not fond of 976-Evil but everything else is a cool mix.

[Posher778]

hey everyone just joined just wanted to introduce myself ive been watchin horror since the 70s my favs are HALLOWEEN, MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY , EVIL DEAD, PIECES, and 976 EVIL

Make your own thread :mad: