View Full Version : Documentary about Jailed Vampire
VampyreHunter
03-19-2009, 09:47 AM
Jonathon 'The Impaler' Sharkey is a Satanic Vampire running for the President of the United States. He wants to make the greatest documentary about himself in the world. Little does he know that the entire production is an elaborate prank at his expense.
Since the documentary, The Impaler has been arrested for various accounts.
1. Stalking a teenage girl.
2. Threatening to kill a judge and his wife.
3. Threatening to kill the President of the United States.
In addition to that, he started his own country called "The Vampyre Nation" and is demanding the United States make it sovereign or he is going to level Minnesota. Look it up, I'm not making this up.
Anyway, here is the trailer for the documentary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f9UgmXoXPQ
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-13-2009, 04:43 PM
I wouldn't mind checking that out, if it was online for free I mean.
Despare
04-13-2009, 06:27 PM
I wouldn't mind checking that out, if it was online for free I mean.
http://www.hulu.com/the-impaler
Free, legal, and all yours. Let me know if it sucks or not.
VampyreHunter
04-20-2009, 06:15 AM
Just so you guys no. Impaled: Painfully Blunt! is not Impaler. Although they both have Sharkey and the same producers are behind it, it's not the same. Impaled was meant to be taken as a Docu-Comedy while Impaler is more of an Art House Film. Thanks.
Despare
04-20-2009, 12:51 PM
Just so you guys no. Impaled: Painfully Blunt! is not Impaler. Although they both have Sharkey and the same producers are behind it, it's not the same. Impaled was meant to be taken as a Docu-Comedy while Impaler is more of an Art House Film. Thanks.
Oh good, there are two movies about this twat.
VampyreHunter
04-20-2009, 07:32 PM
Oh good, there are two movies about this twat.
Indeed. One's an art house piece and the other is pure comedy gold. None if it glories him. The content is actually entertaining.
VampyreHunter
05-17-2009, 11:32 PM
I just wanted to mention that "Impaled: Painfully Blunt!" has been officially selected for the 2009 Geauga Film Festival (Ohio) this June.
There is also talks that it will be selected for the 2009 Dark Carnival Film Festival (Indiana) in October as well. *Fingers crossed*
NCINancy
06-03-2009, 04:06 PM
but aren't vampires like real - i've always heard taht some serial killers the one that don't get caught or anything might actually be vampires who just can't be caught - though i'm sure htis guy who is runnign for president isn't one of those
VampyreHunter
06-04-2009, 12:49 AM
but aren't vampires like real - i've always heard taht some serial killers the one that don't get caught or anything might actually be vampires who just can't be caught - though i'm sure htis guy who is runnign for president isn't one of those
Well, he thinks he's a vampire. That's scary enough.