HDC Battle Royale II R.I.P.

[Marley's Ghost]

STEP RIGHT UP
PLEASE DON'T BE SHY
LET US SEE WHICH ONE
WILL BE THE FIRST TO DIE

I'M OPEN FOR BUSINESS
THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM
WHAT POOR BUGGER
WILL MEET THEIR DOOM

BECAUSE THE FIRST IS WORST
NOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO LUCK
EVERYBODY WILL BE THINKING
"WOW, DOES THIS PLAYER SUCK".

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/creepy_night.jpg

[Disease]

Kick me,
beat me,
Stab me,


If I am by your side or in your sight

Gang up on me,
Hunt me,
shoot me in the head

not before dawn but after dark

[monalisa]

STEP RIGHT UP
PLEASE DON'T BE SHY
LET US SEE WHICH ONE
WILL BE THE FIRST TO DIE

I'M OPEN FOR BUSINESS
THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM
WHAT POOR BUGGER
WILL MEET THEIR DOOM

BECAUSE THE FIRST IS WORST
NOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO LUCK
EVERYBODY WILL BE THINKING
"WOW, DOES THIS PLAYER SUCK".

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/creepy_night.jpg

Nice :rolleyes:

No worries kids,
It'll probablly be me
I didn't completely understand the rules
So whoopitty-effing-dee.
:p

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar7787_12.jpg

A BIG WELCOME TO MONALISA
YOU'RE THE FIRST OF THE LOT
YOU NEVER GOT TO BATTLE
BY YOUR OWN TEAM YOU WERE SHOT

[scouse mac]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar7787_12.jpg

A BIG WELCOME TO MONALISA
YOU'RE THE FIRST OF THE LOT
YOU NEVER GOT TO BATTLE
BY YOUR OWN TEAM YOU WERE SHOT


.....places flower on grave, tips a bottle of bourbon on the disturbed ground....

[monalisa]

.....places flower on grave, tips a bottle of bourbon on the disturbed ground....

*slowly sits up out of her grave, takes a sip of the bourbon* Thanks man. *quietly lays back down into her grave to rest in peace*

[Angra]

*slowly sits up out of her grave, takes a sip of the bourbon* Thanks man. *quietly lays back down into her grave to rest in peace*

Aaaawwwww...

How romantic.

[Disease]

.....places flower on grave, tips a bottle of bourbon on the disturbed ground....



It's not Bon Scotts grave.......

[ChronoGrl]

*pays respects with flowers and chocolates and a bottle of fine wine*

Cheers, Babe. Sorry to see you go so soon. :(

[neverending]

*pays respects with flowers and chocolates and a bottle of fine wine*

Cheers, Babe. Sorry to see you go so soon. :(

Yah- she didn't even have time to get in on the secret female alliance.

[ChronoGrl]

Yah- she didn't even have time to get in on the secret female alliance.

You're just jealous that you weren't invited.

[neverending]

Where's Marley's official RIP poem for Mona anyway? Marley???

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar7787_12.jpg

A BIG WELCOME TO MONALISA
YOU'RE THE FIRST OF THE LOT
YOU NEVER GOT TO BATTLE
BY YOUR OWN TEAM YOU WERE SHOT

.................................................. .............................

[Papillon Noir]

*lays flowers on Mona's grave* Sorry it turned out this way. :(

[ChronoGrl]

.................................................. .............................

I'm guessing that he's referring to the cool photoshopped tombstones The Dead got last year... Either that or NE has turned into his own worst pet peeve and he's lost the ability to read the thread. :rolleyes:

[Marley's Ghost]

I'm guessing that he's referring to the cool photoshopped tombstones The Dead got last year... Either that or NE has turned into his own worst pet peeve and he's lost the ability to read the thread. :rolleyes:

I THOUGHT I'D DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT
THOSE TOMBSTONES ARE SO SMALL
MY POEMS ARE WORKS OF ART
YOU WANT TO READ IT ALL

SO NOW THEY GET A POEM
AND A LINE THROUGH THEIR AVATAR
IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHO DIED
YOU WON'T HAVE TO SCROLL TOO FAR

FOR I'LL KEEP A RUNNING TOTAL
AND ADD PICS OF THOSE WHO DROP
AT THE END THE ONE WITH NO PIC
WILL SURELY BE KING OF THE CROP

[fortunato]

I THOUGHT I'D DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT
THOSE TOMBSTONES ARE SO SMALL
MY POEMS ARE WORKS OF ART
YOU WANT TO READ IT ALL

SO NOW THEY GET A POEM
AND A LINE THROUGH THEIR AVATAR
IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHO DIED
YOU WON'T HAVE TO SCROLL TOO FAR

FOR I'LL KEEP A RUNNING TOTAL
AND ADD PICS OF THOSE WHO DROP
AT THE END THE ONE WITH NO PIC
WILL SURELY BE KING OF THE CROP

Bravo, Marley.

[_____V_____]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/TheFinalOne.jpg

And it will NOT be the final warrior who perishes.

Intrigued? Wait and watch.

[Kleptron]

I THOUGHT I'D DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT
THOSE TOMBSTONES ARE SO SMALL
MY POEMS ARE WORKS OF ART
YOU WANT TO READ IT ALL

SO NOW THEY GET A POEM
AND A LINE THROUGH THEIR AVATAR
IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHO DIED
YOU WON'T HAVE TO SCROLL TOO FAR

FOR I'LL KEEP A RUNNING TOTAL
AND ADD PICS OF THOSE WHO DROP
AT THE END THE ONE WITH NO PIC
WILL SURELY BE KING OF THE CROP



Too much time
on your hands
you must need
now on the horror classic
pick the best seeed

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Too much time
on your hands
you must need
now on the horror classic
pick the best seeed

This is just MY personal suggestion, but I think that rhyme deserves a ban.

[Angra]

This is just MY personal suggestion, but I think that rhyme deserves a ban.


Indeed.

1 poet on this Forum is more than enough.

[bwind22]

This is just MY personal suggestion, but I think that rhyme deserves a ban.

Hahahaha!

My first thought when I read that poem was "Man, that sucks. What's something witty I can say in response?"

Then I scrolled down to your post and saw that you already had it covered.

[Posher778]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/TheFinalOne.jpg

And it will NOT be the final warrior who perishes.

Intrigued? Wait and watch.

Yeah, we get it that you're leaving. Stop being so dramatic.

[_____V_____]

we get it that you're leaving

Actually I am talking about someone else. But it seems like you are obsessed with wanting to see me off HDC for good.

Love the usage of "we" in the sentence, btw.

[Posher778]

Actually I am talking about someone else. But it seems like you are obsessed with wanting to see me off HDC for good.

Love the usage of "we" in the sentence, btw.

How do you know I wasn't actually referring to more than one person? Because I was.

[newb]

wait.....who's leaving?





this IS just a game......RIGHT........nobody has to die.

[fortunato]

I wonder who the final one will be.

I'm not very good at poetry.

[newb]

I wonder who the final one will be.

I'm not very good at poetry.

no shit....that didn't rhyme at all.

[Marley's Ghost]

Please Don't Make A Mockery
Of My Battle Royale Thread
This Is Here To Honor
The Battle Royale Dead

They Are The Brave
The Fighters Of Hdc
All You Other Wankers
Please Listen To My Plea

If You Want To Argue
And Bicker To And Fro
Do It In Pm's
We Don't Want To Know

[newb]

oh shit.....don't piss off the ghost

[roshiq]

I guess Marley already wrote a poem about NE in advance! :D

[bwind22]

I guess Marley already wrote a poem about NE in advance! :D

That'd be premature. He may look like swiss cheese, but NE isn't out yet.

[Posher778]

oh shit.....don't piss off the ghost

Yeah, wouldn't want to have a big bottle of beer thrown at me O.o

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar7787_12-1.gif


"Don't KILL me...PLEASE,"
WAS HIS FINAL WORDS
POOR LITTLE FERRETCHUCKER
WAS LOOKING AT BIRDS

DIDN'T HE KNOW
DIDN'T HE CARE
NOIR TOOK CAREFUL AIM
HE DIDN'T HAVE A PRAYER

[neverending]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar7787_12-1.gif


"Don't KILL me...PLEASE,"
WAS HIS FINAL WORDS
POOR LITTLE FERRETCHUCKER
WAS LOOKING AT BIRDS

DIDN'T HE KNOW
DIDN'T HE CARE
NOIR TOOK CAREFUL AIM
HE DIDN'T HAVE A PRAYER

Not to correct the master or anything- but shouldn't were replace was in this eulogy?

[Marley's Ghost]

Not to correct the master or anything- but shouldn't were replace was in this eulogy?

DON'T WORRY OLD TIMER
YOUR EULOGY I'LL CHECK
IT'LL BE HERE VERY SOON
AND BE GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar778.jpg

SHOCKING NEWS INDEED
THE PENGUIN HAS BEEN FILET
THE CARNAGE OF THE EVENT
ON SPYCAM 49 DISPLAY

DUDE SCREAMS IN ANGUISH
AT THE LOSS OF THE RETURN
I'M BETTING THEY WERE LOVERS
HIS FISHY MEMBER HE DID YEARN

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar1.jpg

DUDE IS CONSOLING PAUL
I GUESS HE'S OVER THE RETURN
NO MORE FISHY MEMBER
IT'S PAUL'S POLL FOR WHICH HE YEARNS

DESPARE IS GUARDING FLAYED
AS HE LIES WOUNDED IN HIS BED
HE'S DOING A SHITTY JOB
BECAUSE THE FLAYED ONE IS NOW DEAD

[Rayne]

HaHaHa...Dustin is gay :p

Oh...That's not good for me...:(



Anyway...RIP Flayed and Return...You were awesome players...TOO awesome

[ChronoGrl]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar1.jpg

DUDE IS CONSOLING PAUL
I GUESS HE'S OVER THE RETURN
NO MORE FISHY MEMBER
IT'S PAUL'S POLL FOR WHICH HE YEARNS

DESPARE IS GUARDING FLAYED
AS HE LIES WOUNDED IN HIS BED
HE'S DOING A SHITTY JOB
BECAUSE THE FLAYED ONE IS NOW DEAD

LMAO

NICE

And WOW I just discovered about Flayed before even getting to the BRII Thread.

RIP, Wolfie.

[Papillon Noir]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar778.jpg

SHOCKING NEWS INDEED
THE PENGUIN HAS BEEN FILET
THE CARNAGE OF THE EVENT
ON SPYCAM 49 DISPLAY

DUDE SCREAMS IN ANGUISH
AT THE LOSS OF THE RETURN
I'M BETTING THEY WERE LOVERS
HIS FISHY MEMBER HE DID YEARN

Hilarious! :D

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar11-1.jpg

THE FIGURE WALKS IN
BARELY MAKING A SOUND
ONE SQUEEZE OF THE TRIGGER
AUSTIN'S BRAINS ON THE GROUND

A TOTAL OF SEVEN KILLERS
IT TOOK TO KILL HE
THAT'S ALMOST TWICE AS MANY
THAT ENDED WALT KOWALSKI

[Rayne]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar11.jpg

THE FIGURE WALKS IN
BARELY MAKING A SOUND
ONE SQUEEZE OF THE TRIGGER
AUSTIN'S BRAINS ON THE GROUND

A TOTAL OF SEVEN KILLERS
IT TOOK TO KILL HE
THAT'S ALMOST TWICE AS MANY
THAT ENDED WALT KOWALSKI

HaHa...Good one

I already told Austin to scoot over and clear me a spot...I'm dead in this round...Do me proud, Marley :)

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar12.jpg

AS DUDE TOOK CAREFUL AIM
HE KNEW HE COULDN'T MISS
LOOKS LIKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP
ISN'T MARITAL BLISS

MORTALLY WOUNDED
AND GOING INTO SHOCK
IN NEED OF MEDICAL CARE
SHE HAS CHOSEN THE WRONG DOC

NOW THAT RAYNE IS DEAD
SHE COULD NAG THE DUDE NO MORE
DOC FAUSTUS MADE SURE OF THAT
WHEN HE BLEW OFF RAYNE'S JAW

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar13.jpg

LENNON WROTE OF INSTANT KARMA
GONNA KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR FEET
I WONDER IF DOC WAS THINKING OF THIS
WHEN HIS BRAINS TURNED INTO MEAT

DOC FAUSTUS IS DEAD
THERE'S NO MORE TIME ON HIS CLOCK
I GUESS IT'S SAFE TO SAY
HE HAS PERMANENT WRITER'S BLOCK

[ChronoGrl]

Poor Doc. RIP. :(

[Doc Faustus]

In excellent form as always, Marley.

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar13-1.jpg

ELEVEN ROCKETS
TO KILL NEVERENDING
NO AMOUNT OF HEALTH PACKS
WOULD HELP IN THE MENDING

HE WAS BURIED SIX FEET UNDER
JUST BEFORE THE BREAK OF DAWN
IF YOU WALK BY HIS GRAVE SITE
YOU'LL HEAR A MUFFLED "GET OFF MY LAWN"

[ChronoGrl]

HE WAS BURIED SIX FEET UNDER
JUST BEFORE THE BREAK OF DAWN
IF YOU WALK BY HIS GRAVE SITE
YOU'LL HEAR A MUFFLED "GET OFF MY LAWN"


LMAO

Marley - I think I love you.

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar14.jpg

GOREPHOBIA IS DEAD
IT SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE
DID DESPARE PAY THE PREDATOR
TO MAKE SURE OF GORE'S DEMISE

THIS WASN'T GORES BEST GAME
AND THE OUTCOME WAS VERY GRIM
I WONDER WHEN THEY BURY GORE
WILL THE HDC PACKAGE GO WITH HIM

[GorePhobia]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar14.jpg

GOREPHOBIA IS DEAD
IT SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE
DID DESPARE PAY THE PREDATOR
TO MAKE SURE OF GORE'S DEMISE

THIS WASN'T GORES BEST GAME
AND THE OUTCOME WAS VERY GRIM
I WONDER WHEN THEY BURY GORE
WILL THE HDC PACKAGE GO WITH HIM

Ha ha ha ha that's funny.

[neverending]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar13-1.jpg

ELEVEN ROCKETS
TO KILL NEVERENDING
NO AMOUNT OF HEALTH PACKS
WOULD HELP IN THE MENDING

HE WAS BURIED SIX FEET UNDER
JUST BEFORE THE BREAK OF DAWN
IF YOU WALK BY HIS GRAVE SITE
YOU'LL HEAR A MUFFLED "GET OFF MY LAWN"

You're back in form, Marley. A fitting epitaph. Thank you.

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar14-1.gif

TWAS DISEASE THAT ENDED
DANTE INFERNO'S RUN
22 SHOTS LATER
AND DANTE WAS ALL DONE

BURIED IN HIS COFFIN
NINE INCH NAILS HOLD THE LID
DIABLO SLAYERS TOOK HIM OUT
ANOTHER KNIGHTS OF WHICH THEY'RE RID

[roshiq]

HE WAS BURIED SIX FEET UNDER
JUST BEFORE THE BREAK OF DAWN
IF YOU WALK BY HIS GRAVE SITE
YOU'LL HEAR A MUFFLED "GET OFF MY LAWN"

Brilliant! Simply Brilliant...Marley! :)

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar15.jpg

DISEASE IS DEAD
APPARENTLY HE'S GLAD
BUT THE REST OF HIS TEAM
IS TO SAY THE LEAST A BIT SAD

WHAT HAPPEND TO THE PLAN
THE SLAYERS FELL APART
COULD IT BE MISCOMMUNICATION
OR ARE THE SLAYERS NOT TOO SMART

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar16.jpg

SO YOUNG AND INNOCENT
WAS THE YOUNG DEMON SEED
CUT DOWN IN HIS PRIME
THE SNIPERS PAYED NO HEED

PREDATOR FINISHED HIM OFF
TWAS A GOOD DAY FOR THE KILL
BUT ANYDAY WAS GOOD
WHEN IT WAS BLOOD THAT HE COULD SPILL

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar17.jpg

HE HAILED FROM THE CITY OF MOSQUES
THE CAPITOL OF BANGLADESH
AFTER THE SNIPERS AND PREDATOR FINISHED
ROSHIQ WAS NOTHING BUT BURNING FLESH

A BRAVE WARRIOR IN THE BATTLE
SAD TO SEE HE DIED THAT WAY
WAS REALLY HIS OWN TEAM-MATE
WHO HAD THE FINAL SAY

[roshiq]

HE HAILED FROM THE CITY OF MOSQUES
THE CAPITOL OF BANGLADESH
AFTER THE SNIPERS AND PREDATOR FINISHED
ROSHIQ WAS NOTHING BUT BURNING FLESH

A BRAVE WARRIOR IN THE BATTLE
SAD TO SEE HE DIED THAT WAY
WAS REALLY HIS OWN TEAM-MATE
WHO HAD THE FINAL SAY

Beautiful!:)

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar18.jpg

THE BULLET THAT PIERCED
MURDERDOLL'S WATERMELLON LIKE HEAD
MADE CERTAIN WITHOUT A DOUBT
THAT MURDERDOLL WAS DEAD

WHO WAS THE SHADOWY FIGURE
WHY DID IT BRING HER DEMISE
WHY IS HER HEAD LIKE A MELLON
WHAT WILL BE Vs NEXT SURPISE

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar20.jpg

THE PREDATOR WAS SUMMONED
"MAKE MISSMACABRE DEAD"
SHE'D RATHER BOINK HER BOYFRIEND
AND PLAY WARCRAFT INSTEAD

SOME CALL IT A COP OUT
I DON'T CARE EITHER WAY
MY GRAVEYARD IS READY
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY

[bwind22]

Start brainstorming Marley. I'll be joining you very shortly. ;)

Make it good.

[roshiq]

Start brainstorming Marley. I'll be joining you very shortly. ;)

Make it good.

Welcome in advance!:)

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar20-1.jpg

WAS IT A PLAN TO TAKE OUT
THE MIGHTY BWIND22
FIRED ON BY 3 OF THE CONTESTANTS
THERE WAS NOTHING HE COULD DO

IT TOOK MANY GRENADES TO KILL BWIND
DIED LIKE A WARRIOR NOT A WIMP
HIS LAST WORDS BEFORE HE DIED
"I'LL TAKE BRUCE OVER THE ANGRY CHIMP"

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar21.jpg

WARRIORS WILL COME
AND WARRIORS WILL GO
THE DEATH OF DESPARE
IS A MIGHTY BLOW

THAT LEAVES US WITH TEN
NOW THE PREDATOR'S NOT ALONE
DESPARE'S INDEGESTION PROBLEM
WILL CREATE HAVOC IN THE ZONE

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar21-1.gif

SHOT CHRONO IN THE BACK
ARE YOU SOME KIND OF PUNK
KARMA CAME YOUR WAY
NOW YOU'RE DEAD, PAUL THE MONK

I'M ONLY KIDDING DUDE
YOU WERE JUST PLAYING THE GAME
IF I WAS IN YOUR SHOES
I WOULD PROBABLY DO THE SAME

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar22.jpg


FORTUNATO IS DEAD
HIS BODY LAY'S IN THE FOG
ITS HIS WISHES TO BE BURIED
WITH HIS FAMILY IN THE CASTLE ARGHHHHH














Ladies & Gentlemen, it is with great sadness that I must tell
you that Marley's Ghost has finally passed on . He has been dead
for many, many years but was summoned here one April Fools Day and managed to evade his destiny. But time has caught up to him and he rest now, never to return again.

my sincere apologies


GOD

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/god.jpg

[_____V_____]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/tombstone.jpg

You will be missed.

[fortunato]

Well this comes as very sad news, but I must say I feel incredibly honored to have Marley's Ghost's last poem be mine.

[ChronoGrl]

Ladies & Gentlemen, it is with great sadness that I must tell
you that Marley's Ghost has finally passed on . He has been dead
for many, many years but was summoned here one April Fools Day and managed to evade his destiny. But time has caught up to him and he rest now, never to return again.

my sincere apologies


GOD

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/god.jpg

...

Seriously? :( That actually makes me a little sad.

You were one of my favorites, Marley, even if you WERE a byproduct of a bored April Fool's. :p

Always thoroughly enjoyed your posts. :(

RIP... again.

[scouse mac]

Does this mean that the ghost of Marleys Ghost will do a RIP poem?

[newb]

WTF.......I always looked forward to your poems :(




A sad day at HDC



VERY SAD

[urgeok2]

WTF.......I always looked forward to your poems :(




A sad day at HDC



VERY SAD

i think the poor bastard ran out of rhymes :D

[newb]

i think the poor bastard ran out of rhymes :D

more than likely



he was a lovable chap though.

[urgeok2]

more than likely



he was a lovable chap though.

he was always a little intimidated my my masterful works though - not that i would hold that against him :p

[newb]

he was always a little intimidated my my masterful works though - not that i would hold that against him :p

I guess we'll never know....he's gone now.....never to return, God said. :(

[Papillon Noir]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/avatar22.jpg


FORTUNATO IS DEAD
HIS BODY LAY'S IN THE FOG
ITS HIS WISHES TO BE BURIED
WITH HIS FAMILY IN THE CASTLE ARGHHHHH














Ladies & Gentlemen, it is with great sadness that I must tell
you that Marley's Ghost has finally passed on . He has been dead
for many, many years but was summoned here one April Fools Day and managed to evade his destiny. But time has caught up to him and he rest now, never to return again.

my sincere apologies


GOD

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/god.jpg

No! But you didn't finish all the epitaphs from Battle Royale. :( We will miss your poems, Marley. And who are you really? :confused:

[_____V_____]

And who are you really? :confused:

God knows. ;)

[Papillon Noir]

God knows. ;)

Ah haaa! :D

[_____V_____]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/TheFinalOne.jpg

As promised.



http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/tombstone-1.jpg

[neverending]

But milkytoaste never got an epitaph. :mad:

[_____V_____]

...now that Marley's gone. ;)

[neverending]

I demand his ressurection for one last poem!

[milktoaste]

I demand his ressurection for one last poem!

He's gotta point! Maybe I can right my own...

Milktoaste was so little known,
That beneath the radar he had flown,
Till the strategy he had sown,
Reaked of apathy and alliances blown.

Now all celebrate his doom,
The unworthy sealed deep in his tomb,
"Will he make the effort?" no longer assumed,
His death easily could have come one too soon.;)

[milktoaste]

But milkytoaste never got an epitaph. :mad:

It's spelled 'milquetoast'. Everybody keeps getting it wrong:rolleyes:

[neverending]

It's spelled 'milquetoast'. Everybody keeps getting it wrong:rolleyes:

I guess you got it wrong when you signed up then too.

[milktoaste]

I guess you got it wrong when you signed up then too.

Actually mispelling it is a play on the word itself, really I do that just for me. I am signed up with the same spelling on every thread I'm on.

It originated from a conversation regarding racial slurs aimed towards white people. And it seems to fit me personaly. So no, I didn't got it wrong when I signed up then too.

[neverending]

Well, we aren't getting it wrong when we spell it the same way as you then- really that's a but much to say you're going to spell it one way, but we're supposed to spell it another way

[milktoaste]

Well, we aren't getting it wrong when we spell it the same way as you then- really that's a but much to say you're going to spell it one way, but we're supposed to spell it another way

No no, I was just kidding because you spelled it "milkytoaste", with a 'y'. Now I guess I could consider that a playful jab or an insult depending on upbringing. I like to believe you were trying to insult me, but only because that's more interesting. However, my thread name 'milktoaste' is a purposeful mispelling, and you can keep on misspelling it however you like as long as it makes you happy.

[neverending]

I still think Marley needs to come give you a proper burial.

[milktoaste]

I still think Marley needs to come give you a proper burial.

I can agree with that, but he's like twice dead now isn't he? Maybe you could write alittle sweet goodbye for me NE. :) I was laughing while I wrote it, but now I'm kinda interested in what you'd come up with.

[Papillon Noir]

I can agree with that, but he's like twice dead now isn't he? Maybe you could write alittle sweet goodbye for me NE. :) I was laughing while I wrote it, but now I'm kinda interested in what you'd come up with.

Yeah, you can write one for me too, Neverending. I never got mine either. :p

[neverending]

Oh man- Marley's really been a slacker!

[milktoaste]

Oh man- Marley's really been a slacker!

That was a pretty weak poem NE, not to be a critic or anything but you didn't even make it ryhme.:(

[Zero]

mylquetowst -

here - a monkey haiku for you:

milktoast is dead now
leave him rotting in his grave
let this nonsense end


:D

[Doc Faustus]

Ah, I cannot believe my eyes,
Seems Marley has been exorcised
"Tis sad for we shall no more see
His brand of morbid poetry,
His wit stoked by our grisly wrath
He gave us each an epitaph
We shouldn't grieve, I'm sure he laughs
As he feels up Sylvia Plath.

[ferretchucker]

Marley's dead. Well, I suppose maybe some of those poem battles we had proved too much. I knew that each time he was beat, it killed him a little inside...:p;)