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Angra
03-13-2009, 02:13 PM
How does a guy with a 20 inches penis take a dump?
fortunato
03-13-2009, 02:54 PM
Is there a punchline, or are you just genuinely curious?
Angra
03-13-2009, 02:59 PM
Just plain curiosity actually. Been wondering about this for quite some time now.
Maybe the size doesn't have to be as extreme. 15 inches will do.
I mean.. these people would seriously have a problem on the toilet, unless they don't care for poo soiled penises.
Despare
03-13-2009, 03:00 PM
How does a guy with a 20 inches penis take a dump?
You pee first, then sit down, rest it over the seat and go.
sfear
03-13-2009, 03:06 PM
Wear a jockstrap regularly?:eek:
Angra
03-13-2009, 03:12 PM
You pee first, then sit down, rest it over the seat and go.
Good strategy. But i don't think that would work all the time. Occasionally surprise pee would happen. :p
Angra
03-13-2009, 03:15 PM
Wear a jockstrap regularly?:eek:
take it to the Gay thread. :D
Never heard about such thingys before. It's a halfway good solution, but the peeing would still ruin the "Cup" and make it quite gross.
illdojo
03-13-2009, 03:24 PM
How does a guy with a 20 inches penis take a dump?
Carefully. :cool:
Angra
03-13-2009, 03:48 PM
Carefully. :cool:
Best answer so far. And the easiest. :D
massacre man
03-13-2009, 04:53 PM
The penis effects shitting... how?
Freak
03-13-2009, 05:04 PM
If there is a guy out there with a 15 or 20 inch penis,shitting is the least of his problems.
Angra
03-13-2009, 05:18 PM
The penis effects shitting... how?
How you ask?
Where would you place it? Would you just dump it down the water?
Angra
03-13-2009, 05:19 PM
If there is a guy out there with a 15 or 20 inch penis,shitting is the least of his problems.
What would be the worst problem?
massacre man
03-13-2009, 05:21 PM
How you ask?
Where would you place it? Would you just dump it down the water?
I don't think if it was that big it would fit in. You could just let it chill on your leg or something.Or donate some to charity.
Angra
03-13-2009, 05:37 PM
Or donate some to charity.
lol
To the less gifted. :p
novakru
03-13-2009, 06:04 PM
A system of pulleys attached above the toilet
How does a guy with a 20 inches penis take a dump?
Well....lets see....normally I just grab a beer....a copy of Fangoria...throw the beast over my shoulder....and have at it.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-13-2009, 06:53 PM
not touching this with a 20 inch pole
monalisa
03-13-2009, 07:08 PM
... on second thought, never mind...
condescending instructions deleted. :p
Angra
03-14-2009, 01:01 AM
Well....lets see....normally I just grab a beer....a copy of Fangoria...throw the beast over my shoulder....and have at it.
Right. Then you can piss down your OWN back. :D :p
Angra
03-14-2009, 01:11 AM
A system of pulleys attached above the toilet
Yes, i'd thought about the same solution.
So it would go a lil like this
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p17/Kasper_76/42dbd865-567b-4317-af17-fedd37c2ce6.jpg
But still... that would only work at home, unless you take the pulleys with you every time you go out.
Maybe men with 15-20 inches uses diapers. That's a solution solver right there.
milktoaste
03-14-2009, 05:59 AM
Most bathrooms have a small garbage can. Put the can in front of the toilet and hang your weiner over the bowl. Or, with such a hose you may beable to just aim your pee into the tub.
In a public restroom, just pee on the floor. Fuck it, you've got a 20 inch penis, you pee where ever you want.
Angra
03-14-2009, 07:13 AM
Most bathrooms have a small garbage can. Put the can in front of the toilet and hang your weiner over the bowl. Or, with such a hose you may beable to just aim your pee into the tub.
In a public restroom, just pee on the floor. Fuck it, you've got a 20 inch penis, you pee where ever you want.
I could just picture The Dude saying exactly that. :p
Hilarious
Despare
03-14-2009, 11:39 AM
Good strategy. But i don't think that would work all the time. Occasionally surprise pee would happen. :p
It would, you have to make sure you're not wearing pants and that you have an easy to clean tile floor. Nobody said having a giant schlong was going to be easy.
Disease
03-14-2009, 12:26 PM
If I had a 20 inch dick I would be making a lot of money with it. I would get a toilet installed that had a seperate tube for my penis when I sat down to take a crap. The tube could have added feature for a happy finish even.
Angra
03-14-2009, 01:23 PM
If I had a 20 inch dick I would be making a lot of money with it. I would get a toilet installed that had a seperate tube for my penis when I sat down to take a crap. The tube could have added feature for a happy finish even.
Yea, but that would only help you at home..
Disease
03-14-2009, 01:31 PM
Yea, but that would only help you at home..
On the road I would be using a portable version I carry in my brief case.
Angra
03-14-2009, 01:39 PM
On the road I would be using a portable version I carry in my brief case.
Of course you would, Mr. Bond.
My suggestion would be, holding your penis in your hand, so only the end of it would point down between your legs.
Pretty simple.
Disease
03-14-2009, 01:59 PM
Of course you would, Mr. Bond.
My suggestion would be, holding your penis in your hand, so only the end of it would point down between your legs.
Pretty simple.
I prefer my explanation where my penis made me rich as F*%K!
sfear
03-14-2009, 08:28 PM
All things are possible with bungee cords, zip ties, and duct tape. Discovery after all is the whipping boy of necessity.
ferretchucker
03-15-2009, 03:44 AM
Show a toilet maker your dick and he'll be so impressed he'll make you an extra large toilet.
Angra
03-15-2009, 04:14 AM
Show a toilet maker your dick and he'll be so impressed he'll make you an extra large toilet.
Again, that solution would only work as long as you're at home.
milktoaste
03-15-2009, 05:24 AM
If somehow a man with a 20 inch softy wasn't man enough to bless the floor with his urine, I would suggest a 'Texas catheter'. Basicaly a condom with a hose coming off the end of it, the urine could flow into a bag or where ever the wearer sees fit.
Angra
03-15-2009, 07:59 AM
Hey that's pretty good, Milky.
Especially if those kind of condoms are cheap.
Leprucky Cougar
03-16-2009, 01:15 PM
What would be the worst problem?
Same here....after he realizes what great an asset he has, eventually he'll get over the special attention and care he needs when shitting....at least I think. :cool:
For any guys on here: Would you all completely see having a 20 inch penis as a bad thing....completely?! :rolleyes:
monalisa
03-16-2009, 02:32 PM
Same here....after he realizes what great an asset he has, eventually he'll get over the special attention and care he needs when shitting....at least I think. :cool:
For any guys on here: Would you all completely see having a 20 inch penis as a bad thing....completely?! :rolleyes:
Unless a guy is dating the grand canyon, I can't see how a 20 inch penis could possibly be a good thing. :rolleyes: I'm going with the theory of holding the end of the thing and aim carefully, how difficult is that to figure out? :confused:
Angra
03-16-2009, 02:50 PM
Unless a guy is dating the grand canyon, I can't see how a 20 inch penis could possibly be a good thing. :rolleyes: I'm going with the theory of holding the end of the thing and aim carefully, how difficult is that to figure out? :confused:
Obviously harder than you may think.
Took 3 pages to come up with that one. And yet i'm not totally sure if the mans thingy is that flexible. It may hurt as fuck. :(
monalisa
03-16-2009, 02:57 PM
Obviously harder than you may think.
Took 3 pages to come up with that one. And yet i'm not totally sure if the mans thingy is that flexible. It may hurt as fuck. :(
We all have our crosses to bare, if yours is a 20 inch penis, then I wish you well. :p Hey! I've seen the Pam and Tommy Lee video and maybe....nah you probably don't wanna go there, and I think we'd like to keep you alive and kickin here on HDC so don't catch anything life threatening. :p :D
ChronoGrl
03-16-2009, 03:02 PM
I can't see how a 20 inch penis could possibly be a good thing.
I could finally retire my 20-inch dildo. ;)
We're not talking 20 inches in diameter, kids...
Angra
03-16-2009, 03:03 PM
We all have our crosses to bare, if yours is a 20 inch penis, then I wish you well. :p Hey! I've seen the Pam and Tommy Lee video and maybe....nah you probably don't wanna go there, and I think we'd like to keep you alive and kickin here on HDC. :p :D
What are you implying??
I'm 32. You'd think i'd found a way to go potty successfully by now.
A guy with a 16-20 inches penis could probably solve the mystery for us..... Kemal?
monalisa
03-16-2009, 03:41 PM
What are you implying??
I'm 32. You'd think i'd found a why to go potty successfully by now.
A guy with a 16-20 inches penis could probably solve the mystery for us..... Kemal?
I was implying that maybe you had the 20 inch penis in question. SO sorry if that was too presumptuous of me. ;) :D
The Mothman
03-16-2009, 05:57 PM
How does a guy with a 20 inches penis take a dump?
fold it, then tape it in half.
Angra
03-16-2009, 09:02 PM
I was implying that maybe you had the 20 inch penis in question. SO sorry if that was too presumptuous of me. ;) :D
WAY too presumptuous.
Leprucky Cougar
03-16-2009, 09:36 PM
Unless a guy is dating the grand canyon, I can't see how a 20 inch penis could possibly be a good thing. :rolleyes:
Yeah...or a 757
:cool: