Valentine's Day

[Posher778]

I hate valentine's day... but for the hell of it.

And i'm doing this early.

Will you be my valentine:


Miss Macabre?

[The_Return]

Can't ya leave the cute ones for us straight guys Posh? ;)

[Dante'sInferno]

I wonder who will be my Valentine?

[Posher778]

Can't ya leave the cute ones for us straight guys Posh? ;)

I could've asked you.

[The_Return]

I could've asked you.

Well, I am recently single...

[fortunato]

Being single myself, I plan to take a cue from an idea Rod gave me last year:
After I get off work on Saturday, I plan on watching horror movies all night with some friends.

Anyway, Chrono:

Will you be my valentine?

[fuglystick]

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[Ferox13]

One I made a few years back:

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[missmacabre]

I hate valentine's day... but for the hell of it.

And i'm doing this early.

Will you be my valentine:


Miss Macabre?

Aww course Hunny.
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[ferretchucker]

Ah, just another reminder of how lonely I am. I don't hate the day or people who go out for a meal etc. But really, people should show their love every day and not need to be told when to try extra hard. What I resent is all of the fake stuff like the teddy bears saying "I wuv you" or a half hearted box of chocolates.

[Despare]

It's better than Sweetest Day.

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[urgeok2]

for valentines day - the only thing i do is get my wife a card ... it has to have a monkey dressed as a person on it

actually i do that for birthday/ani/xmas too..

she has quite the collection of those cards by now. (she doesnt want them or collect them on purpose - i just get them)

[scouse mac]

she has quite the collection of those cards by now. (she doesnt want them or collect them on purpose - i just get them)

I burst out laughing when I read this!

You will have monkey person cards :D

[cheebacheeba]

We don't "do" V-day...both of us find it a little...yech!
One our my best friends birthdays falls on Valentines day, we usually do something with him...bit embarassing - went to a restaurant last time, nothing but couples, then there was the three of us.
About to do it again tomorrow, less formal setting and two more people...just hitting up the Pizza Hut in the city for all you can eat...so it'll be the five of us with a pizzahut full of cheap dates.

The girl and I much rather celebrate things like birthdays and anniversaries (10 years, this year) v-day just seems, like Christmas, much too commercialised.

[Demonique]

Valentine's Day is a creation of the advertising industry. It makes single people feel lonely and inadquate and couples feel guilty and obligated. My hubby and I invited one of my single friends to come to our place, hang out, play rock band and ignore the "holiday"

[missmacabre]

i've never bought anything for vday so screw Hallmark. It's a chance for me to make creative, hand made cards and gifts. I love my bf up just the same as any day (maybe a little more this year, since I haven't seen him in weeks). I jjust donn't see the hatred for the day. At the very least single people should take advantage of Valentines. If you like someone who is single, chances are the don't want to be single on Valentines day either, so ask them out.

[Dante'sInferno]

Valentine's Day is a creation of the advertising industry. It makes single people feel lonely and inadquate and couples feel guilty and obligated. My hubby and I invited one of my single friends to come to our place, hang out, play rock band and ignore the "holiday"

Exactly....

[milktoaste]

When I first started dating my wife I pulled the whole, 'I don't beleive in Valentines Day, it's just an excuse to sell pink shit shaped like hearts'. Let's just say that kinda shit don't fly after marriage, not unless you like sharing the couch with the dog.

[newb]

Hopefully I will get laid. 28th anniversary and all.


yeah...thats right....old people still DO IT too.

[_____V_____]

Hopefully I will get laid. 28th anniversary and all.

yeah...thats right....old people still DO IT too.

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

[fuglystick]

:) :eek: :p

[fuglystick]

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[Leprucky Cougar]

newb: lol

Well I agree that as of late Valentine's Day has been commericialized...but just because the advertising industry has done so...doesn't mean that you personally have to give a "bah humbug" to the holiday as well. Don't let that aspect rain on your parade to "spread the love." And I agree with those of you whom hinted at the fact, that there shouldn't be just one day to showcase your love for a signifcant other: you should do that all of the time. But for the sake of those (mostly women, but some men too) that want at least one moment in their intimate lives something special--out of the ordinary from their partner to show affection---and for those that aren't married to have an anniversary the moment shouldn't be taken away.

Now, this isn't an insult to those that are single, for I am too. It's not a day to poke fun at those who are---and its not meant to assume that the only ones obliged or allowed to celebrate are those who are "couples in love."-though that's probably a universal assumption. Any body here every make and give out valentines to each other's classmates when in school? Well then--you had "valentines"--no (5-10 year olds) were dating anyone (at least I think) yet they still would partake in the event. The thing was they had valentines b/c there was some form of a special bond they had--and it didn't neccessarily have to be a relationship.

The thing is guys: We shouldn't continue to endorse the negativity or false portrayal of what Valentine's Day should be or is about. At the same time, it doesn't mean that together, we can't slowly remind those about the true purpose and intent and shade away from the ignorant minds of such advertisers may have for it. Because if you think about it: Valentine's Day isn't the only thing commericalized or commodified. Almost everything is (especially recently) so if we wanna argue about that, we might as well with lots of other things in the world.


Now that the theory issues are over....

For any straight guys on hdc that plan doing something for the lady of your life: if there is ever a time we women say: "Sweetheart, I don't really care about Valentines Day anymore, and I don't really want anything..." (or some similar version of that) DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT believe us. Even if we say this we still want something. Regardless of how big or small that something is. 9/10 we're only saying that because 1.) we wanna hear & see a reaction from u 2.) we're not feeling to well and we don't really mean what we're saying 3.) we're just testing you to see if you'll pass the test and get something anyway.
There is never a time that most women don't appreciate a gift from their men on V.Day---some are so crazed they prepare for the day. If you're married, not reccommended (but expected and appreciated) to top what you did on V.Day for your anniversary. And maybe, just maybe they'll returrn the favor in a physical way. :D

Though there may be a slim bunch of women who truly don't care, a vast majority of us do...so don't go for that line. Word to the Wise :)

[newb]

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."


Now see....THATS romantic.

[urgeok2]

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on
his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railroad tracks.
Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house.
We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard, was she pretty?"

"Dunno . . . Never found the head!"

[ChronoGrl]

Anyway, Chrono:

Will you be my valentine?

Of COURSE, J!

A horror Valentines Day sounds fantastic - What's on the agenda for this year's?


Ah, just another reminder of how lonely I am. I don't hate the day or people who go out for a meal etc. But really, people should show their love every day and not need to be told when to try extra hard. What I resent is all of the fake stuff like the teddy bears saying "I wuv you" or a half hearted box of chocolates.

Hey - If I wasn't afraid of being arrested... :rolleyes:



...

Since I hate Christmas I've decided to get into Valentine's Day over the years... In college if I were single (or in a long-distance relationship), I would go out to Friendly's with my girlfriends to poke at all of the couples who thought that Friendly's is a "romantic getaway."

Now past college I like to get random stuff for my beau for Valentine's Day...

Last year it was chocolate-covered cherry brains... This year it's a couple of odd toy collectibles (Clement's Petit Lapin)... And we're going out to a nice dinner. :D

[Roderick Usher]

Happy Lupercalia everyone!!!

Gotta go run through the streets naked now...bye

[ferretchucker]

Hey - If I wasn't afraid of being arrested... :rolleyes:



You know I hear the rules are pretty lenient in eastern europe. ;)

[fortunato]

Of COURSE, J!

A horror Valentines Day sounds fantastic - What's on the agenda for this year's

Oh, I'll most likely bring a whole stack of movies that we'll pick from, like:

I Drink Your Blood
Anthropophagus
Blood Feast
Dead Alive
Lady Snowblood
Scanners
Maniac
The Beyond
Zombi 2


And we'll probably eat pizza and drink beer, too.

Can't wait.

[Leprucky Cougar]

Yay. It's officially V'Day. I heart u guys. :D

[scouse mac]

Mrs Scouse Mac is getting treated tonight.

She will be getting a nice home cooked meal, chocolate trifle for pud and a little Willow Tree figurine (she loves them).

All accompanied by a nice bottle of plonk.

That should leave me in the good books until the end of March or so!;)

[missmacabre]

Happy Valentines Day everyone! I will be spending the afternoon playing video games with my sweetie, and the evening playing D&D with friends. Not the most romantic day ever but I wouldnt trade it for the world.

[ChronoGrl]

Oh, I'll most likely bring a whole stack of movies that we'll pick from, like:

I Drink Your Blood
Anthropophagus
Blood Feast
Dead Alive
Lady Snowblood
Scanners
Maniac
The Beyond
Zombi 2


And we'll probably eat pizza and drink beer, too.

Can't wait.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - Pizza & Beer and good horror movies.

I still need to see Lady Snowblood!!

[urgeok2]

the romance so far :


- went out - had a meeting at the bank (mortgage renegotiation time)
- got chip in windshield fixed
- we all went out for lunch
- spent about $200 in a comic book store
- went to the mall - bought v-day cards (found my monkey card)
- bought a couple of DVDS
- came home ....

probably hang out and watch a couple of movies with the family today -

woo hooo the excitement never ends !!

[ChronoGrl]

So it's official - We're doing Friday the 13th prior to our fancy stake house... That means I'm going to have a nice dress and make-up on to watch teenagers get whacked.

:)

[La Chat Noire]

We're going to a hibachi restaurant, then seeing Friday the 13th, then coming back home to drink champagne (got a bottle for each of us) and watch Saw V since we went to see Saw on our first date.

[fortunato]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - Pizza & Beer and good horror movies.

I still need to see Lady Snowblood!!

Ah! You must! It's one of my all-time favorites for sure.

[novadawn969]

I swear, you guys kick too much ass!



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I just got the boy a card.

He however, has this huge suprise gift in store for me.
He wouldn't let me touch any money all month.
I'm so fricken nervous!
If you want, I'll tell you what I got after I find out...





Here are some Left4Dead valentines for you gamers...


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[novadawn969]

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[cheebacheeba]

You know I hear the rules are pretty lenient in eastern europe.
Yeah, the 13 year old dad told me that much...

Yesterday m'self and the girl got together with a few friends.

Valentines day, lame as it may be is actually the day I met her...not the day we started seeing each other, or went on our first "date", but the first time we ever pretty much laid eyes on each other and said Hi at college.
Our first "date" was sometime in the next month, I smoothly asked her to by me a coke, and threw in that I'd take her for lunch to repay... then I kind've disappeared for a couple weeks, came back, and we started hanging out a little more at college, I walked her up to the train station and hit her up for her number. Our first "date" was hangin' about in the city, and I took her to a pizzahut that had all you can eat...Romantic like whut, huh? and yeah...

So the whole deal yesterday with V day, was to hang out with friends in the city, mainly for my friend Toms birthday, which unfortunately (for him) falls upon V day, but it was a bit of a revisiting thing for the girl and I...first day we met and all, and we actually went to the same pizza-hut, and the big scenic park we hung out in and talked for hours back in the day...this year on March 11 it'll be our 10th "anniversary", so yeah in a kind of roundabout way we "celebrated" v-day, with cause.

So yesterday at pizzahut, it was pretty funny...us and 2 others bought along big tupperware containers in our bags to smuggle out as much pizza as we could...ha, I got about 3-4 pizzas in my fridge right now.
Afterwards, we hit up a comic shop, went for a drink or two and played a few games of pool, then proceeded to the Botanical Gardens.
We took all our pizza crusts from pizzahut (not like you want to fill up on those huh?) there in a bag, and I got to do a little animal handling which was cool...We fed ducks, Ibis', waterfowl, noisy mynahs, pigeons, and one BIG eel.
Some of the birds there are pretty tame, and actually land on you (pics to come) but yeah, we all hung out in a big pergola and down by a large lake, saw some interesting plants, saw THOUSANDS of sleeping/waking flying fox's, drank port, smoked cigars.
Met a German tourist dude in there as well, hung with him a bit.
Headed home, had cake, more drinks, weed, cigars, and cooked a whole rack of beef rib that I bought for my friends b'day, we were so tired and wasted by the time everyone left we just showered and collapsed.

A good day, a good day indeed.

[newb]

the romance so far :

9:30--The wife makes pancakes for breakfast

after I did a few chores around the house

12:30--The wife takes the youngest boy to work and goes food shopping

2:00--The wife gets home and we put groceries away...the house is empty at this point

2:15--The wife gives me THAT look...."ya wanna"

2:18--I'm napping

later we go over to my daughters house and order take-out...I have the "seafood special"...it ain't bad

have a few beers....and get home at about 11

The wife goes to bed...I'm on the computer...not for long...I feel a nasty cold coming on


after 28 years together....I'm very content

[urgeok2]

2:15--The wife gives me THAT look...."ya wanna"

2:18--I'm napping



so given the 90 seconds to get undressed and the 1 minute of pillow talk after... ("how was that for you?" "my back hurts and i think i pulled something in my leg")

you managed to get 30 seconds of hard hitting sex in there !

nice shooting tex ! :D

[newb]

so given the 90 seconds to get undressed and the 1 minute of pillow talk after... ("how was that for you?" "my back hurts and i think i pulled something in my leg")

you managed to get 30 seconds of hard hitting sex in there !

nice shooting tex ! :D

She doesn't call me "stud-muffin" for nothing.

[ChronoGrl]

novadawn969 - Those L4D cards are AWESOME!

...


So Valentine's Day turned out FANTASTIC...



Boyfriend cooked brunch
We cuddled on the couch and watched Kitchen Nightmares
Headed out to watch Friday the 13th remake
Went to a fetish store where he bought me some goodies (he surprised me with this, by the way, which was AWESOME) :cool:
Went to a stake house and had the best lamb I ever tasted
Got home, gave HIM that you wanna look...
And then slept peacefully :D


:)

[stubbornforgey]

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!FUCK THATS FUNNY !!!!

[hacelikewhoa]

lol that's pretty funny

[hellfire1]

2:15--The wife gives me THAT look...."ya wanna"

2:18--I'm napping





No... that's funny!

Way to go, stud muffin.

[scouse mac]

so given the 90 seconds to get undressed and the 1 minute of pillow talk after... ("how was that for you?" "my back hurts and i think i pulled something in my leg")

you managed to get 30 seconds of hard hitting sex in there !

nice shooting tex ! :D


I thought Newb was showing off until Urge broke it down.

Good job too, was starting to feel inadequate ;)

[Leprucky Cougar]

I thought Newb was showing off until Urge broke it down.

Good job too, was starting to feel inadequate ;)

Now your all rejuvenated and all? :D The motor's running again?:p

[scouse mac]

Now your all rejuvenated and all? :D The motor's running again?:p


Nice!! :D

It had stalled for a moment there but nothing a little push couldn't fix!;)