I am bored. Anyone there?

[vampybabe]

Hello anyone there to talk to?

[vampybabe]

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[MichaelMyers]

It's a pretty bad state of affairs when Scooby-Doo 2 is #1 at the box office.

[vampybabe]

IIIIIIMMMM BAAAACCKK

[vampybabe]

Good, u?

[GorePhobia]

anyone care how im doing?

[vampire queen]

Hello all.......I've been away, but now I'm back........

[vampybabe]

My day consisted of staying home from school and eating hot tamalies

[vampybabe]

Vampires are cool

[GorePhobia]

im doing great MONSTERDAD are you still going on mine/Evis forum jw.....the one with Digital Murders

[vampybabe]

It was fun

[vampybabe]

No worries for a vamp like me

[GorePhobia]

im prone to everything dead or living

[vampire queen]

Originally posted by vampybabe
Vampires are cool
I agree totally:D

[GorePhobia]

ha ha that would suck if u go in coma....well just keep in touch man

[vampybabe]

thats cool! me too

[GorePhobia]

i doubt it....we need to recruit some ppl....can u do that for me....so we can get back to normal usage?

[vampybabe]

I agree totally
Me too;)

[MichaelMyers]

Who's watching Raw tonight.

[vampybabe]

Im gonna start a topic:
Can anyone in here draw good? I can

[vampybabe]

I love wrestling!:D

[MythMan84]

well if he does go into a coma he can still communicate with us telepathically :)

[crazy clown]

nope. unfortunately i'm artistically challenged.

[vampybabe]

It may be fake but it is entertaining to watch

[vampybabe]

My freind is a werewolf

[MythMan84]

i'm ok, i mean i can draw just i wouldnt be able to make any money off of it

[vampybabe]

Who?

[GorePhobia]

ill be watching raw tonight....since there isnt ne thing else

[vampybabe]

Yes. He is a she and shes creepy VEEEERRRY creepy

[vampybabe]

GLOW???????
my freind is rhianna:confused:

[vampybabe]

Im confused:confused: :confused: :confused:

[vampybabe]

Creepy as in saying weird things and understandably hiding from the moon:eek:

[vampybabe]

Oh you Know.shes paraniod about thing following her

[GorePhobia]

am i considered as a wierd and creepy thing??

[GorePhobia]

yeah ill have to agree with that lol

[vampybabe]

Gotta go

[GorePhobia]

bye bye sexy

[GorePhobia]

why careful??

[GorePhobia]

ha ha ha

[crazy clown]

gore i think your pushing it with the whole statuetory thing here.

[GorePhobia]

dude i was just kidding.....im only 17 and i was just talking to the girl......

[crazy clown]

i'm just messing around dude.

[GorePhobia]

ok just making sure lol

[crazy clown]

yeah i'm just doing it for shits and giggles.

[MichaelMyers]

Wakka wakka.

[rubenmania]

About Scooby Dooo 2 it was great, but what can u do when families of 3 to 4 go compared to 1 or 2 going to Dawn of the Dead.

[Sam The Egg]

Moses, Jesus and this old guy went playing golf one day. Jesus went and hit the ball, it went to the water, and stopped just before it went in the water. Jesus walked across it, hit the ball, and it went into the hole for a birdie (or whatever it is when you get the ball in in two hits). Moses hit the ball and it went to the water too. The ball goes in this time, Moses parts the water, and hits the ball in for another birdie. The old guy hits the ball, it also goes towards the water. But just before it goes in, a frog eats the ball, a gull comes and grabs the frog, the gull flies toward the hole, drops the frog, the frog drops the ball, and the ball rolls into the hole for a hole in one. Moses turns to Jesus and says "That's the last time I play golf with your dad."

[Evisceration]

This is a forum, not a chat room.

Why hasn't amk done her job?

Oh yeah, I keep forgetting.:rolleyes:

[allmykids]

You just don't like it because nobody is fighting.

[allmykids]

It says " Talk About ANYTHING" . So chat about blue balls or what ever POPS up!!!!! ;) ;)

[Evisceration]

Originally posted by MONSTER DAD
if im incorrect please tell me AMK. This is the GENERAL FORUM, correct. it says talk about ANYTHING here. maybe who ever is complaining about the chat isnt reading carefully.;)

Out of my 4 months here, that was probably the dumbest thing I ever read. Seriously, like I suddenly feel myself get stupid after that.

@AMK, after that comment, it's prooven that you're no mod.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by blackkitty1
wrestling? no that shit is to fake and its boring....just my opinion Wrestling=Soap Opera for men

[Arioch]

Wrestling=Soap Opera for men

Agreed.








But i did watch it sometime in my younger days:o :o :o

[Sam The Egg]

wrestling? no that shit is to fake and its boring....just my opinion

Fixed, not fake. They're two completely different things.

[Arioch]

True story.

[fluffho]

.......

do balls really turn blue or is it just an expression?

and if they do, got pics?

:D

and speaking of balls.. i have another question but i better not ask it :( dont want to offend anyone!

[BudMan]

Good question fluff. One of the curses of us males. The balls themself don't actually turn blue. Gather round boys and girls for the explanation.
When a man becomes sexually aroused, blood flows into his penis and testicles (or balls). If he ejaculates, the blood flows out of his genitals more quickly than if he does not ejaculate. The discomfort men can feel when they have been sexually aroused but have not ejaculated is sometimes called "blue balls".

And I can tell you from experiance...its no fun being in this state.

[BudMan]

It can be very uncomfortable.....Not that I'm an expert or anything.........I mean...I got kids and all...so some times ya get interupted and such....no really....I'm quite macho....it doesn't happen often..as a matter of fact..its never happened to me..yeah..thats right..its never happened to me..sooo go ask someone else..cause...i don't know what your talking about.

[thepsychicfetus]

this is one terrible conversation.

[thepsychicfetus]

sure, sure, you've been longing for the day when you could talk about blue balls, havent you?....lol

[thepsychicfetus]

originally posted by blackkitty1
me? no never im a female...i have no need to talk about them

thats just what guys hope ur talking about.

[thepsychicfetus]

originally posted by blackkitty1
whys that? i dont know why they would want me to talk about it...its painful for them

i actually dont know why i said that. it confuses you just as much as it confuses me, and i apologize.

[thepsychicfetus]

mmm, methoughtso too.

[crazy clown]

my friend had blue balls. so in order to get rid of them he of course, masturbated. well right when he blew my other friends mom walked in. fortunately he had pulled the covers over him just in time. he said that while she was talking to her he felt his semen just pooring on to his hand the whole time.

[x[NNY]x]

blue balls LMAO

that hurts alot alot alot

and for the mother thing.... w/e
it's not like they don't have sex, so i don't see the big deal in catching their son or daughter

[GorePhobia]

my mom walks in all the time its a little embarassing but fuck it....i only hate it when im trying to get laid and my mom/dad walks in then i get pissed.....

btw

blue balls do suk......i hate the feeling

[crazy clown]

i'm so glad that i've never been walked in on by anybody while doing anything sexual. i guess i've just been really lucky but i have cut it close a few times.

[GorePhobia]

its happened 3 times recently.....2 times with my mom and dad and 1 time with my ex's brother

[MythMan84]

ya i guess i'm just lucky i've never been walked in on, but guys thats what the bathroom is for, its alot safer then your room :)

[crazy clown]

your ex's brother eh...i bet that that was a little awkward.

[GorePhobia]

yeah he wanted to fight me but i woulda took him so my ex told us to stop

[crazy clown]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
yeah he wanted to fight me but i woulda took him so my ex told us to stop
hahaha...god times, good times.:)

[thepsychicfetus]

god i wish i had a girlfriend....

[thepsychicfetus]

originally posted by Monster Dad
R they hard to find where u live?

indeed, you have no idea. i live in the center of nowhere.

[Sam The Egg]

Ya know what? I'm sick of all this. The questions, the wondering, all of it. I'm going to lick a tootsie roll pop until I get to it's fucking center, and I'mma tell the WORLD! That should ruin their shit.

[thepsychicfetus]

i will be soon actually, thats the great thing

[thepsychicfetus]

im fully prepared to say the least

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by blackkitty1
i dont see how there two different...please explain for i am having brain farts all day;)

Fixed: The ending is predetermined, but the stuff they do still hurts, and their bleeding is real

Fake: None of it's real, the ring is padded and the blood is stage blood.

[AmarylandPsycho]

One, two, Thhreee. It takes three licks to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

[Sam The Egg]

that's not right, you probably bit it!

[thepsychicfetus]

three licks and a bite, to be exact

[Sam The Egg]

no, I'mma do it w/o biting. In fact, I'll tape it and send it somewhere! Then everyone will know, and tootsie roll pops will no longer be able to use that shitty tagline! The world WILL know, motherfuckers!

[thepsychicfetus]

its about time someone breaks conformity

[AmarylandPsycho]

Right on SAM,
The tootsie roll comercial is just the tip of the iceberg in my mind. How much other shit do we just eat up because were told its right. I've had about enough. Someone needs to empty the piss pot and start all over. Fucking bullshit, it makes me so pissed to think about the way people live with little or no regard for their neighbors. Back in the day a little leway could be given due to the lack of multi-media and the fact that people every where were trying to survive. Today no leinency should be given. How can people care more about who the next american idol will be then the starving people all around the world. The multiple billions of dollers athletes and movie stars recieve could help out a lot. I guess its the right of a free market comsumer economy. The "right" way, true and just my ass. For the people by the people. Yes please everyone in American bend over pull down your britches and let the Modern day robber barons and politicians fuck you in the ass while they spoon feed you the crap that runs out of theirs.

[Evisceration]

Who needs biting and or licking.

With my ability to suck up anything withing a 10 mile radius, I can put my mouth over the candy area, remove my mouth from the stick and it will be clear off the damn stick.

biatches.

[GorePhobia]

what are we exactly biting and eating??? pussy???

[AmarylandPsycho]

Man the black pope is way too cool to be your avatar. You should change it to something more apt. How bout a steaming pile of shit? Or an ass continuously spraying shit? That fits you better i think. Pinhead isnt sooo evil...As Doug Bradley once told me Pin Head is the judge jury and executioner for us the real monsters. He makes us pay for the acts we commit

[x[NNY]x]

Originally posted by MONSTER DAD
LMFAO. Dont you mean cover ur eyes. tooo cute. :D

you flirt too much

[hellfire1]

he's never denied that fact ! lol

[thepsychicfetus]

flirting is like eating tacos. dont ask me why, theres no explanation.

[SFF]

Originally posted by MONSTER DAD
better things to do with their Monday night. Lucky them

BINGO!!!!!!! WOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MY BLOTTER IS A WEAPON!!!!!! I35, B18, G24!!!!!!!!!

LOL My best impersonation of a 54 year old woman who might be named Elanor. :p

[SFF]

Originally posted by thepsychicfetus
flirting is like eating tacos. dont ask me why, theres no explanation.


Sooo Flirting is messy? I think that depends on what "part" you are flirting with.