A Topic for all Men

[DDarko50]

Alright Guys.. question. (this has nothing to do with horror.. but hell...since those three idiots Pluto, Prophet, and Darth bane showed up....what has?)

If you were gettin it with a really really hot chick, and you were.. almost finished....and she just...DIED what would you do??

[SFF]

Originally posted by DDarko50
Alright Guys.. question. (this has nothing to do with horror.. but hell...since those three idiots Pluto, Prophet, and Darth bane showed up....what has?)

If you were gettin it with a really really hot chick, and you were.. almost finished....and she just...DIED what would you do??

LOL Ok, I know this is supposed to be a "guys only" thread, but the question you asked reminded me of a slightly simular situation. Susan Atkins, one of the Manson family members, once said that she had sex with a guy who wanted to kill himself. Well, it goes like this: She is having sex with this guy and he tells her that when she is fixing to have an orgasm, tell him, and he will blow his brains out at that exact moment. LOL So, they are doing it, and she tells him she is coming, and he grabs his .38, puts it up to his head, and shoots himself in the head. She was quoted as saying to one of her friends that she really liked it and she sucked the blood out of his mouth and that her friend should try it sometimes.

[DDarko50]

well ya know.. i meant like a quiet peaceful kind of death....that blowing the brains out thing.. id instantly go flacid thats for sure

[SFF]

Originally posted by DDarko50
well ya know.. i meant like a quiet peaceful kind of death....that blowing the brains out thing.. id instantly go flacid thats for sure

Yeah, but I thought I would just post that for the gross-out factor. LOL

[conductor31]

I'd finish and still nut on her face , I mean fuck it what she gonna do? complain? And if i'm that close why stop? Hell i might even put it in her ass too!!!!!!!!!!!!

[x[NNY]x]

Originally posted by DDarko50
Alright Guys.. question. (this has nothing to do with horror.. but hell...since those three idiots Pluto, Prophet, and Darth bane showed up....what has?)

If you were gettin it with a really really hot chick, and you were.. almost finished....and she just...DIED what would you do??

i'd continue till i was finished

nothing wrong with a dead fuck now and then :P

[orangestar]

One word about Susan Atkins- Sick.

I certainly wouldn't finish If I was a guy.

[BudMan]

I've been married for over 10 years ,so I probably wouldn't even notice.

[x[NNY]x]

Originally posted by MONSTER DAD
I dont know how to answer that. I mean I would probably lose the hard on if I knew she was dead. I dated a nympho a long time ago and for those who dont know, they have a tendancy to pass out just as theyre about to cum. Not all the time, but sometimes. I thought the first time she passed out on me, "Oh My Fucking God, I Fucked Her To DEATH." Scared the shit out of me. I suppose I would finish if I didnt know. I dont think my dick would let me if I did know. Good thread.

that is THE most funniest thing i've heard

[DDarko50]

id finish up like a wild banshee.. clean up and get the fuck outta there

[William]

LMFAO this thread is one of the funniest things I've read in a while...

Anyhow, if I was fucking someone and they just died...I'd stop and pull out and call the ambulance. I'm not the type of person that would keep fucking someone that's dead...

[William]

Originally posted by MONSTER DAD
And absolutely true. Kathy Jennings. I'll never forget it.

...and what if she comes to this board?! :eek: joking lol

[x[NNY]x]

Originally posted by MONSTER DAD
And absolutely true. Kathy Jennings. I'll never forget it.

can you tell this kid isn't aware in the field of necrophilism? lol

[William]

Originally posted by MONSTER DAD
Impossible, She's Dead!!!!.

So...YOU REALLY DID FUCK HER TO DEATH!!!!! :eek:

[x[NNY]x]

Originally posted by MONSTER DAD
Yeah I know all about it. I dont exactly "rise" at the subject.

thats unfortunate lmao

[Sam The Egg]

I'd tell everybody that I was so good I made her orgasm to death

[DDarko50]

Personally.. heres how i look at it

ANY girl can go out and find a guy to have sex with them.. its easier for them

Guys put to much effort into getting a girl into the sack to waste it on such a trivial problem such as her dying.

[x[NNY]x]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
I'd tell everybody that I was so good I made her orgasm to death

like an incubus :P

[William]

Originally posted by DDarko50
Personally.. heres how i look at it

ANY girl can go out and find a guy to have sex with them.. its easier for them

Guys put to much effort into getting a girl into the sack to waste it on such a trivial problem such as her dying.

That's just wrong. lmao and I wouldn't say ANY girl...I've seen some girls that...hurt me just thinking about them. *vomits*

[Sam The Egg]

anybody here seen Visitor Q?

[William]

Originally posted by MONSTER DAD
YOURE FUCKING KILLING ME!!!!

No...you're fucking killing fucking. ;) Joking! I'll stop now :p

[Sam The Egg]

it's a movie. From the guy who did Ichi the Killer. This guy has sex with a dead body. He unfortunately forgets that when you're dead then you cease to hold the contents of your bowel and bladder. It's very messy.

[William]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
it's a movie. From the guy who did Ichi the Killer. This guy has sex with a dead body. He unfortunately forgets that when you're dead then you cease to hold the contents of your bowel and bladder. It's very messy.


That's fucking sick. Now there you go, another reason not to continue when she's dead lol

[DDarko50]

hey ya know.. I can deal

and not all of us are in great moods Monster.. im pretty fucked actually.. but.. im dealin :cool:

[William]

Originally posted by DDarko50
hey ya know.. I can deal

and not all of us are in great moods Monster.. im pretty fucked actually.. but.. im dealin :cool:

Same. I have people talking about wanting me dead right now and I'm sick on top of that, as well as my net wants to quit working. Just trying to cheer myself up a bit.

[DDarko50]

Girlfriend of 14 months called it quits

[DDarko50]

hey ya know.. she says she still has feelings for me.. but just needs time to think

(i think thats bullshit but ya know) but all i can do is hope.. and if not.... move on

[AmarylandPsycho]

Kinda like the Ted Bundy Movie where he makes his Girlfriend close her eyes and pretend shes dead while he reams the shit out of her. Me personally I think Id finish up then call 911. I mean, what can you do. Finish up try to enjoy it. Then handle your shit.

[Evisceration]

Fucking a girl that's alive?!

Now that's just crazy....why I never!

Serve em' up dead pleez.

kthx.

[vampire queen]

DDarko50......if u want a woman to talk to about it, let me know......or u can just bitch me out like I'm her, how's that?

[DDarko50]

lol Thanks queen and MD u both rule :D

[vampire queen]

I'm serious-I'm here if u need.......

[bwind22]

Originally posted by BudMan
I've been married for over 10 years ,so I probably wouldn't even notice.


lmfao

[Arioch]

LOL nice thread guys....funny shit...

[kpropain]

I would just keep on fucking:eek:

I'm a horny bastard always:p

Like the old saying goes, 2 tits a hole and a hearbeat, and hell it doesn't even need a heartbeat.

LOL JK

[Vampenguin]

Yikes this thread is....yikes, all I can say......DISGUSTING!!!


Lol If it happened to me, I'd....well....I honestly dont know, I guess I'd stop and call 911....but then they'd think I killed her....oh well

[KRUGERKID13]

id chopp her up and use the pieces i needed

[Vampenguin]

Originally posted by KRUGERKID13
id chopp her up and use the pieces i needed

Gah...I dont know wether to laugh or scream...

[Sam The Egg]

you could try playing in traffic

[HappyCamper]

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