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Haunted
03-04-2004, 12:38 PM
Okay, this is just so people will know, and it should help you with your little posts and whatever. Okay!

First lesson is "your" and "you're." It's a really common mistake.

Your- is the possessive form of the pronoun you. (As in, "You are an asshole" or "You would be better off swimming in battery acid.")

Here are some sentences with "your."

Your boyfriend is ugly.
Your mama is fat.
Your idea sucks.

You're- is the contraction for "you are."

Here are some sentences for "you're"

You're an idiot.
You're wrong, dumbass.
You're the dummy.

Okay, another common mistake: there vs. their

There is an adverb describing location:

The gravity bong is over there.
There's my fucking cigarettes!

-There also describes something that is.

There are psychopaths living in that delipidated house.
There is a monster under your bed, kid.
There are many idiots in the room.

Okay now "their."

"Their" is the possessive form of "they"

Their car was stolen last night.
Their musical choice is shit.
Their annoying personality causes Evisceration to become violent.

Okay. That's all for now. I hope this lesson has been fun and educational.

Love and kisses.

Sam The Egg
03-04-2004, 12:44 PM
Strong Bad: If you want to be possessive it's just I-T-S, but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-Apostraphe-S...scalawag

Haunted
03-05-2004, 09:40 AM
I made the dumbest mistake with this post. I'm too humiliated to tell you all what it is. Sorry.

cheebacheeba
03-05-2004, 10:14 AM
You took the tit-shot back?!?
How could you?

bloodrayne
03-05-2004, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
I made the dumbest mistake with this post. I'm too humiliated to tell you all what it is. Sorry.
Don't feel that way Haunted, we all make typos...It's no big deal:)

Haunted
03-05-2004, 01:43 PM
Rayne, your too nice to us. :)

Actually, I made a post to tell Sam that I'd made the mistake he was talking about. Only I hadn't so I had to take up space.

Sometimes, I amaze myself. :p

SFF
04-21-2004, 08:40 PM
Just thought this thread needed a bump. A few folks on here REALLY need it. They know who they are.;)

Sincerely,

Somebody who is tired of wading through all of the garble.

AmarylandPsycho
04-21-2004, 08:48 PM
and who says public education is needed

hey......BAH BAH blacksheep have you any wool?

SFF
04-21-2004, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by AmarylandPsycho
and who says public education is needed

Me

hey......BAH BAH blacksheep have you any wool?

No

AmarylandPsycho
04-21-2004, 08:53 PM
Then what good are ya? Bet your meat is pretty tasty.......

SFF
04-21-2004, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by AmarylandPsycho
Then what good are ya? Bet your meat is pretty tasty.......

Sorry, but I'm fresh out of mint jelly.

AmarylandPsycho
04-21-2004, 09:04 PM
mmmmm mint jelly and lamb chops.....
delicious

Freddy Krueger.
04-22-2004, 05:07 PM
I don't really believe I needed this little "lesson" of yours, but thanks, I guess.

Freddy Krueger.
04-22-2004, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by SFF
A few folks on here REALLY need it. Do I?

bwind22
05-09-2004, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
I made the dumbest mistake with this post. I'm too humiliated to tell you all what it is. Sorry.

I think I found it.

Your- is the possessive form of the pronoun you. (As in, "You are an asshole" or "You would be better off swimming in battery acid.")

"You are an asshole." would actually be the contracted "You're" and not the possessive pronoun form of you. You could use "Your" if you were talking about "Your" asshole though.

Haunted
05-09-2004, 04:17 AM
Are you talking to me? I didn't make those statements. :confused: If I've made them, please show me.

Thanks.

jay o2 waster
05-09-2004, 09:17 AM
wow that was intreasting

bwind22
05-09-2004, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
Are you talking to me? I didn't make those statements. :confused: If I've made them, please show me.

Thanks.


Yes, it's to you. Yes, you made those comments. (Everything I put in quote boxes were direct quotes from the first and third posts in this thread.)

It's no big deal or anything. I was just teasing.

wufongtan
05-09-2004, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Haunted
Are you talking to me? I didn't make those statements. :confused: If I've made them, please show me.

Thanks.
LOL! Not quite the little miss smarty pants you thought were, are you?

jay o2 waster
05-09-2004, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by wufongtan
LOL! Not quite the little miss smarty pants you thought were, are you?

u are a fuck face

wufongtan
05-09-2004, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
u are a fuck face
Better than having a "fucked" face. Like you do.
That's how we know you're not a virgin, cause your face is fucked.
LOL LOL LOL LOL
I would say I own you but I would be too ashamed to adimtt to owning something as worthless as you!

jay o2 waster
05-09-2004, 11:46 PM
is their something wrong with being a virgin, because i am actually one:D

wufongtan
05-09-2004, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
is their something wrong with being a virgin, because i am actually one:D
Why aren't i suprised?

last bad move
05-09-2004, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
is their something wrong with being a virgin, because i am actually one:D dont worry about all the nights of wacking it with no chance of getting laid made wa become a basturd your still young you still have time but wa i think is like 40 and will never have a chance he cant even pay a hooker to touch him its sad it really is

wufongtan
05-09-2004, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by last bad move
dont worry about all the nights of wacking it with no chance of getting laid made wa become a basturd your still young you still have time but wa i think is like 40 and will never have a chance he cant even pay a hooker to touch him its sad it really is
Who is wa? Anyways it's good to see you poested a pic of your father. was that pic taken 5 min after your mother had given birth to you?

last bad move
05-10-2004, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by wufongtan
Who is wa? Anyways it's good to see you poested a pic of your father. was that pic taken 5 min after your mother had given birth to you? what the fuck are you talking about

wufongtan
05-10-2004, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by last bad move
what the fuck are you talking about
Your avatar you thick stupid dildo sucker.
duh!

Haunted
05-10-2004, 04:09 AM
Bwind, I didn't make those statements. I went back through what I said, and your "quote" wasn't in there. Besides, when you posted that "quote" it didn't say, "Originally posted by Haunted." Nice try.

Oh and Wufontang or whatever the fuck you call yourself...bugger off. What's your deal? Jackass? Comedian? or both? I just want to get that squared.

bwind22
05-10-2004, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
Bwind, I didn't make those statements. I went back through what I said, and your "quote" wasn't in there. Besides, when you posted that "quote" it didn't say, "Originally posted by Haunted." Nice try.

This is utterly baffling. How can you deny it when your posts are still posted? Do you take drugs? If not, then I'm convinced that you might be insane. Everything I quoted you on is a direct excerpt from the first and third posts on this thread.

From the first post on this thread, your third statement down...

Originally posted by Haunted
Your- is the possessive form of the pronoun you. (As in, "You are an asshole" or "You would be better off swimming in battery acid.") (This post was last edited 3-4-04.)

From the third post on this thread, only statement on the entire post...

Originally posted by Haunted
I made the dumbest mistake with this post. I'm too humiliated to tell you all what it is. Sorry. (This post was last edited 3-5-04.)

From my response detailing the error that I thought you were referring to...

Originally posted by bwind22
"You are an asshole." would actually be the contracted "You're" and not the possessive pronoun form of you. You could use "Your" if you were talking about "Your" asshole though.

It would be "You're an asshole." and not "Your an asshole." Like I said, it's no big deal, I was just teasing, but I don't understand your failure to grasp this situation. I didn't make anything up. Everything I've said you said is a direct quote from your posts. How can you deny it while it's still sitting here in this thread for everyone to see?

(Don't bother going back and editing to make yourself look right after discovering you are so blatantly wrong, I noted the time of the last edit on those two posts.)

Rotting Eye
05-10-2004, 11:45 AM
Wow, this is pretty pathetic.

bwind22
05-10-2004, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Wow, this is pretty pathetic.

I agree. It's almost unbelievable. I made one comment in a teasing manner a few days ago and now she's denying that she ever said any of the stuff. (Even though it's posted on this thread.) I sure didn't expect that my one teasing comment would require this much explanation.

jay o2 waster
05-10-2004, 12:23 PM
when you put it that way, it does seem like things got a little out of hand

Evis™
05-10-2004, 01:44 PM
Their annoying personality causes Evisceration to become violent.

Indeed.

Haunted
05-10-2004, 02:56 PM
Holy shit!!! I did totally fuck up! It was a total typo, but that wasn't what I was embarassed about.

Sorry. I did mess up. I just totally over looked that sentence.

I'm really sorry. :p

"The best laid plans of mice and men..."


I feel really bad, man. I'm soooo sorry. I didn't mean to be a bitch. I was concerned with using "its" and "it's."

A bit of proof reading would have seen to that.

Leslie Daher
05-13-2004, 08:51 AM
Question: who the hell cares about any of this? gee, did i spell that correctly?

bwind22
05-13-2004, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by Leslie Daher
Question: who the hell cares about any of this? gee, did i spell that correctly?

Well considering you went back three days on the board to respond to it, I would argue that you do.

Egekrusher
05-13-2004, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
Rayne, your too nice to us. :)

Actually, I made a post to tell Sam that I'd made the mistake he was talking about. Only I hadn't so I had to take up space.

Sometimes, I amaze myself. :p

Umm... you said "your" instead of "you're".

massacre man
05-13-2004, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by wufongtan
Better than having a "fucked" face. Like you do.
That's how we know you're not a virgin, cause your face is fucked.
LOL LOL LOL LOL
I would say I own you but I would be too ashamed to adimtt to owning something as worthless as you!
im starting to hate u and i think i speak for jay also

massacre man
05-13-2004, 02:44 PM
i aint need no grammar lol

jay o2 waster
05-13-2004, 03:44 PM
wjo do i hate now?

jay o2 waster
05-13-2004, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
wjo do i hate now?

oops i made a typo

jay o2 waster
05-13-2004, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by bwind22
Well considering you went back three days on the board to respond to it, I would argue that you do.

oh somebody just got owned

massacre man
05-14-2004, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
wjo do i hate now?

wufachingchong

jay o2 waster
05-14-2004, 04:34 PM
lol, yes i do

Haunted
05-15-2004, 05:08 PM
Does anyone care that I appologized?


No...I guess not.


"But I do, and I'm sorry."

kpropain
05-15-2004, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by Haunted
Does anyone care that I appologized?


No...I guess not.


"But I do, and I'm sorry."

SFF
05-15-2004, 05:49 PM
.........


And here is what happens to you every time you try to act "cool" while I am in the vicinity of this message board...

kpropain
05-15-2004, 05:56 PM
http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/fingers/fing12.gif

SFF
05-15-2004, 06:00 PM
:rolleyes:

kpropain
05-15-2004, 06:11 PM
You probably do have his jock strap after you sucked his dick you dirty slut.

massacre man
05-15-2004, 06:12 PM
lol propain

orangestar
05-15-2004, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
You probably do have his jock strap after you sucked his dick you dirty slut.

lmao

SFF
05-15-2004, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
You probably do have his jock strap after you sucked his dick you dirty slut.


Hey, I think the elephant man's dick would be prefferable to yours. I heard through the grapevine that your dick is so damned funky that your lady friends have to suck it through a cheese cloth.

kpropain
05-15-2004, 06:25 PM
You heard wrong, and I bet your cunt looks like a pile of nasty roast beef.

SFF
05-15-2004, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
You heard wrong, and I bet your cunt looks like a pile of nasty roast beef.

Nah, you watch too much porn. Only the chicks in those movies have cunts that look like that. Mine is rather streamlined, with no ugly hanging lips.

kpropain
05-15-2004, 06:35 PM
Don't flatter yourself, and streamlined? what do you do wind tunnel test it? it's supposed to be a pussy not an airplane, though you could probably use it for an airplane hangar.

SFF
05-15-2004, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Don't flatter yourself, and streamlined? what do you do wind tunnel test it? it's supposed to be a pussy not an airplane, though you could probably use it for an airplane hangar.

Wow, you are one ignorant little fuck. LOL The term "streamlined" means that it is smooth and no baggy, hanging lips. Uh, nevermind. It's useless to describe to a moron. Oh, and my vagina couldn't even give birth to my son correctly, let alone store an airplane in it.:rolleyes:

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 06:41 PM
Well..........

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by SFF
Oh, and my vagina couldn't even give birth to my son correctly, let alone store an airplane in it.:rolleyes:




You fuck everything up.

kpropain
05-15-2004, 06:43 PM
You really are ignorant.

SFF
05-15-2004, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
Well..........

Agreed. So, enough about my vagina. What were we talking about.........? Ah, Kpro's dick stench.

kpropain
05-15-2004, 06:44 PM
Maybe not an airplane but at least a volkswagon.

SFF
05-15-2004, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Maybe not an airplane but at least a volkswagon.

Wrong again. More like, nothing bigger than a six and a half inch dick.

kpropain
05-15-2004, 06:48 PM
Sounds like bullshit to me.

SFF
05-15-2004, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Sounds like bullshit to me.

It doesn't make sounds.

kpropain
05-15-2004, 06:54 PM
I bet your pussy farts sound like a tuba.

SFF
05-15-2004, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
I bet your pussy farts sound like a tuba.

You know, this is one of those things which I have never figured out. How does one make a "pussy fart"? I have yet to accomplish this deed.

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 06:55 PM
SFF sucks cock for crack.

kpropain
05-15-2004, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by SFF
I have yet to accomplish this deed.

I highly doubt that.

SFF
05-15-2004, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
SFF sucks cock for crack.

Did you learn that one at school? Eh, by the way, I'm a very anti-drug type of person. I hate to even take headache medicine.

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 06:58 PM
Shut the fuck up crackhead.

SFF
05-15-2004, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
I highly doubt that.

Are you going to tell me how to do it or not?

kpropain
05-15-2004, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by SFF
Did you learn that one at school? Eh, by the way, I'm a very anti-drug type of person. I hate to even take headache medicine.

I guess that's the reason you are pms'n all the time.

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by SFF
Are you going to tell me how to do it or not?




Crackhead.

SFF
05-15-2004, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
Shut the fuck up crackhead.

Spoken like a true 'tard. Get fucked, dunce. You lack vocabulary.

SFF
05-15-2004, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
I guess that's the reason you are pms'n all the time.

Well, what is your excuse?

kpropain
05-15-2004, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by SFF
Spoken like a true 'tard. Get fucked, dunce. You lack vocabulary.

And you lack intelligence, floppy lips.

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 07:04 PM
Crackhead with vocabulary.

Rotting Eye
05-15-2004, 07:06 PM
While we're on the topic of stretched out cunts, maybe SFF has no need for a safe. She keeps all her valuables crammed up there instead.


Or maybe she's always pissed off cuz last time a guy was screwin around down there he lost his watch, and it still hasn't came out yet. I'm sure that's cause for some major irritation.

SFF
05-15-2004, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
And you lack intelligence, floppy lips.

Oh no, I have plenty of that. You, on the other hand..........

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 07:07 PM
You on this hand are a crack whore.

kpropain
05-15-2004, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by SFF
Oh no, I have plenty of that. You, on the other hand..........

Boy that really took some deep intellect to come up with.

SFF
05-15-2004, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
While we're on the topic of stretched out cunts, maybe SFF has no need for a safe. She keeps all her valuables crammed up there instead.


Or maybe she's always pissed off cuz last time a guy was screwin around down there he lost his watch, and it still hasn't came out yet. I'm sure that's cause for some major irritation.

LOL You remind me of a fake tourist. You have never been in certain places, and yet you think you know what they are like.

SFF
05-15-2004, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Boy that really took some deep intellect to come up with.

And this did? ^^^^^

Rotting Eye
05-15-2004, 07:12 PM
How would you know where I have/haven't been SFF? Are you psychic now? Or just psycho?

Anyhow, this reminds me of a joke.

Some guy and a gal meet up at a bar, and they both have a couple drinks and decide to leave the bar together.

When they get home they start screwin around, and one thing leads to another, and eventually all their clothes come off.

To loosen her up a bit, he starts working magic with his hands, and the girl says to him, “Stick a finger in.”

So he obliges, but as soon as his finger is in, she says “Stick in another.”

This continues until eventually he has one of his entire hands in there. The girl says to him, “Work your other hand in now.”

The guy starts thinking to himself, wow this girl is pretty freaky, so once again, he obliges.

Once both of his hands are up there they girl says to him, “Ok now clap.” The man responds, “Ok I’ll try….. Ok I tried, but I can’t.” The girl then says, “Pretty tight, isn't it? :D”

AHAHAHAH

kpropain
05-15-2004, 07:13 PM
Hell she keeps her kid stuffed up there like her on little private daycare so she can stay on the net all the time fighting with people, so at least she knows where he is.

Poor kid probably needs a gas mask though from the stench of dead fish.

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 07:15 PM
The Tuna Tank

SFF
05-15-2004, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
How would you know where I have/haven't been SFF? Are you psychic now? Or just psycho?

Anyhow, this reminds me of a joke.

Some guy and a gal meet up at a bar, and they both have a couple drinks and decide to leave the bar together.

When they get home they start screwin around, and one thing leads to another, and eventually all their clothes come off.

To loosen her up a bit, he starts working magic with his hands, and the girl says to him, “Stick a finger in.”

So he obliges, but as soon as his finger is in, she says “Stick in another.”

This continues until eventually he has one of his entire hands in there. The girl says to him, “Work your other hand in now.”

The guy starts thinking to himself, wow this girl is pretty freaky, so once again, he obliges.

Once both of his hands are up there they girl says to him, “Ok now clap.” The man responds, “Ok I’ll try….. Ok I tried, but I can’t.” The girl then says, “Pretty tight, isn't it? :D”

AHAHAHAH

LOL Yes, very funny joke.
Now, I didn't say that I knew where you had been, but I know where you haven't been.;)

SFF
05-15-2004, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Hell she keeps her kid stuffed up there like her on little private daycare so she can stay on the net all the time fighting with people, so at least she knows where he is.

Poor kid probably needs a gas mask though from the stench of dead fish.

Nah, I always make personal hygiene a priority. But, since you have so much free time on your hands to run around to different message boards, following me, I doubt that your scrotal odor will ever be eliminated.

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 07:22 PM
You need to be eliminated.

kpropain
05-15-2004, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by SFF
Nah, I always make personal hygiene a priority. But, since you have so much free time on your hands to run around to different message boards, following me, I doubt that your scrotal odor will ever be eliminated.

I highly doubt that.

And my nuts smell like roses thank you.

SFF
05-15-2004, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
And my nuts smell like roses thank you.

I highly doubt this.^^^

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 07:27 PM
Do you like it in the ass SFF?

SFF
05-15-2004, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
Do you like it in the ass SFF?

Do you like to have your penis stepped on with cleeted shoes?

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 07:34 PM
That made my pussy hurt.I'm a female,no cock here crack-whore.

SFF
05-15-2004, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
That made my pussy hurt.I'm a female,no cock here crack-whore.


Oops, my bad. Let's just replace the word "penis" with "tit."

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by SFF
Oops, my bad. Let's just replace the word "penis" with "tit."



Okay switched them,but your still a crack-whore.

Rotting Eye
05-15-2004, 07:41 PM
AARRR I am leet photoshopist!!!

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 07:43 PM
Modern art says you suck SFF.

SFF
05-15-2004, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
AARRR I am leet photoshopist!!!

LOL Uh, my boobs are SOOOO much higher up than that.

Rotting Eye
05-15-2004, 07:47 PM
If they were higher up, I would have drawn them so.

Dumbass

SFF
05-15-2004, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
Modern art says you suck SFF.

Well, I say you suck ass and I don't need "modern art" to confirm that belief.

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 07:50 PM
I don't put much stock in the opinion of a crack-whore.

SFF
05-15-2004, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
If they were higher up, I would have drawn them so.

Dumbass

Too bad you couldn't have altered your pics with those snazzy drawing skills of yours.

Rotting Eye
05-15-2004, 07:52 PM
Me altar something? Shame on you for thinking that.

BTW I made you a new avatar.

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by SFF
Too bad you couldn't have altered your pics with those snazzy drawing skill of yours.


Too bad Richard Ramirez can't alter that snazzy littlte thing you call living.

SFF
05-15-2004, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Me altar something? Shame on you for thinking that.

BTW I made you a new avatar.

guess what? I like it! Thanks!!!!:)

Rotting Eye
05-15-2004, 07:55 PM
No prob ho. But in return, the next BJ better be on the house.

Rotting Eye
05-15-2004, 08:02 PM
OH OH OH A NEW ONE

Rotting Eye
05-15-2004, 08:14 PM
Last one, then I'm done.

For today anyway

SFF
05-15-2004, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
No prob ho. But in return, the next BJ better be on the house.

Ha! The only BJ you will ever get is from a Dirt Devil.

SFF
05-15-2004, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
OH OH OH A NEW ONE

You know, I still haven't figured out your desire to call my son a bastard. Are you Christian? Only they still live by such old-fashoined values. If you are one of them, I suggest you tie the knot with Fluffho, since your banging her out of marriage would make you a fornicator.

kpropain
05-15-2004, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by SFF
Ha! The only BJ you will ever get is from a Dirt Devil.

The only dick you get is from a 18 inch dildo.

SFF
05-15-2004, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
The only dick you get is from a 18 inch dildo.

I don't think ANYBODY uses 18 inch dildos. Oh, and the only pussy you get is from your cat.

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 08:36 PM
You are one stupid bitch.

kpropain
05-15-2004, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by SFF
I don't think ANYBODY uses 18 inch dildos. Oh, and the only pussy you get is from your cat.

No thanks i'm not into beastiality, that's your department.

SFF
05-15-2004, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
You are one stupid bitch.

It took you that long to think that up? Eh, if it is stupidity you seek, check the nearest mirror.:rolleyes:

SFF
05-15-2004, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
No thanks i'm not into beastiality, that's your department.

WHAT??? how dare you!!!! I have NEVER had sex with you!!! LOL

kpropain
05-15-2004, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by SFF
WHAT??? how dare you!!!! I have NEVER had sex with you!!! LOL

I am quite the beast in bed.

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by SFF
WHAT??? how dare you!!!! I have NEVER had sex with you!!! LOL


Is the only man on Earth who hasn't?

SFF
05-15-2004, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
Is the only man on Earth who hasn't?

I have had sex with a total of 5 men in my entire life. I'm not a hoe. And you can polygraph me on that one, bitch.

kpropain
05-15-2004, 09:06 PM
I wouldn't touch SFF with a fifty foot pole, I don't want saber tooth crotch critters.

SFF
05-15-2004, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
I wouldn't touch SFF with a fifty foot pole, I don't want saber tooth crotch critters.

Oh, and who says I would fuck you? Don't flatter yourself, scumbag.

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
I wouldn't touch SFF with a fifty foot pole, I don't want saber tooth crotch critters.


Your waaaaaaaaay to cool to fuck that sewer skank.Sorry for the confusion.

SFF
05-15-2004, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
Your waaaaaaaaay to cool to fuck that sewer skank.Sorry for the confusion.

Uh, correction: I'm WAAAAAAY too picky to fuck something that looks like a reject from a KISS tribute band.

kpropain
05-15-2004, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by SFF
Uh, correction: I'm WAAAAAAY too picky to fuck something that looks like a reject from a KISS tribute band.

LMAO that's funny, boy you got me there again.

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by SFF
Uh, correction: I'm WAAAAAAY too picky to fuck something that looks like a reject from a KISS tribute band.

Whats wrong with KISS,bitch?

Robyn
05-15-2004, 09:39 PM
I like Kiss, but I like disturbed better:D

SFF
05-15-2004, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
Whats wrong with KISS,bitch?

Nothing. I fucking love KISS. I grew up on their music. But tribute bands suck ass in a major way.

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by SFF
Nothing. I fucking love KISS. I grew up on their music. But tribute bands suck ass in a major way.


Okay.Agreed.

Robyn
05-15-2004, 09:44 PM
yah tribute bands can suck, but every now and then there is a good one, but ususally that is a rare finding

kpropain
05-15-2004, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by SFF
Nothing. I fucking love KISS. I grew up on their music. But tribute bands suck ass in a major way.

Who the fuck said I was in a tribute band anyway? If you are talking about the pic I posted of me in the Gene Simmons make up, it is when I went to one of their shows and figured it would be fun to paint my face up like Gene.

SFF
05-15-2004, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Who the fuck said I was in a tribute band anyway? If you are talking about the pic I posted of me in the Gene Simmons make up, it is when I went to one of their shows and figured it would be fun to paint my face up like Gene.

See, this is what I'm talking about. You can NEVER tell when I'm joking. Anyhow, I painted my face like Peter Criss for Halloween once, when I was 15.

Robyn
05-15-2004, 09:47 PM
I just thought we were talking about tribute bands didnt know it was referring to you, cool makeup by the way :)

kpropain
05-15-2004, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by SFF
See, this si what I'm talking about. You can NEVER tell when I'm joking. Anyhow, I painted my face like Peter Criss for Halloween once, when I was 15.

Hell I just figured since you knew I played in bands you assumed I was in a tribute band.

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Who the fuck said I was in a tribute band anyway? If you are talking about the pic I posted of me in the Gene Simmons make up, it is when I went to one of their shows and figured it would be fun to paint my face up like Gene.


Thats cool,she is probably one of those dumb bitches who paints her face like a clown and screams ICP.Faggot ass juggalos.

SFF
05-15-2004, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
Thats cool,she is probably one of those dumb bitches who paints her face like a clown and screams ICP.Faggot ass juggalos.

Oh FUCK NOOOO! I hate ICP!!

Robyn
05-15-2004, 09:48 PM
nahhh your tattoos are tooo cool to be in a tribute band:)

newb
05-15-2004, 09:52 PM
Hey Robyn...I have seen your pics...what are you doing home on a saturday night typing on your computer. Not trying to get personal or nothing, Just wondering. I meen your single and all...and....awww shucks...kinda cute....you should be out on the town.

kpropain
05-15-2004, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by Robyn
nahhh your tattoos are tooo cool to be in a tribute band:)

LOL thx I'm not nearly finished with them either.

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by SFF
Oh FUCK NOOOO! I hate ICP!!


Okay,I guess your not as bad as I thought........

SFF
05-15-2004, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
Okay,I guess your not as bad as I thought........

Hey, they are fucking losers. I used to go to a website where the "Jugheads" hang out and give 'em hell.

Robyn
05-15-2004, 10:00 PM
thanks newb. Basically I am enjoying hanging out on the computer because I appear at conventions usually on the weekends or I am shooting , so when I am home I enjoy watching good horror flicks and chatting with people:)

newb
05-15-2004, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Robyn
thanks newb. Basically I am enjoying hanging out on the computer because I appear at conventions usually on the weekends or I am shooting , so when I am home I enjoy watching good horror flicks and chatting with people:)

Thats cool...and I would say that even if you weren't purdy....AHHHH who am I kidding.

Robyn
05-15-2004, 10:04 PM
youre sweet.... hey where are the rest of your galleries, Im new here , I need to see who I am chatting with :D

newb
05-15-2004, 10:10 PM
NO!...YOU CAN'T SEE ME.....I'M HIDIOUS....LOOK AWAY!

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 10:16 PM
Here you go.......

newb
05-15-2004, 10:22 PM
Damn Sistinas...you look like that dude in "Married with Children"

Sistinas
05-15-2004, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by newb
Damn Sistinas...you look like that dude in "Married with Children"



You are quick.

newb
05-15-2004, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
You are quick.

Thats what my wife says.:rolleyes:

Robyn
05-15-2004, 10:26 PM
comeon show me real pics and newb you have to show me

newb
05-15-2004, 10:30 PM
I don't have any at the moment. ok...how about this....think of...oh....Brad Pitt.
Now imagine him going through the windshield in a terrible car accident.....there ya go.

Robyn
05-15-2004, 10:34 PM
sssssssssttttttttttttttttttooooooooooooooooppppppp pppppp

newb
05-15-2004, 10:49 PM
Holy shit....its almost three o'clock in the morning in my little world here.Gots to go to bed. This site really needs a chat room.

jay o2 waster
05-16-2004, 08:53 AM
chat room shmat room

Haunted
05-16-2004, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by kpropain


Thanks, kpro...always count on you for a periodic ego boost. :D Nice come back, by the way.