Ready To shed Some Blood !!!

[Mr Apocalypse]

Greetings brothers and sisters. My name is Mr Apocalypse. I've just finished watching a marathon horror session and I thought I'd join this sickfest here and see what its all about. I love most horror films but zombies are usually my thing ( I used to actually have dreams that I'd be going around blasting zombies' heads off with a shotgun). Now, I know this ain't exactly normal, but, what-the-hey, what does pass as 'normal' nowadays anyway !?! A little about myself as I'm new here. I live in the Midlands in the UK and I'm 35 years old ( does that make me too old for this kind of shit ? ). So, I'm old enough to have amassed a very large film and music collection ( my brother owns a recording studio too).

Zappa is my man, but I'm very broadminded and I listen to just about anything ( so long as its any good ). Lennon, Marley, Morrison, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Killing Joke, The Doors, The Cardiacs are a few names that spring to mind. I'm also an avid collector of music bootlegs so I'm interested in hearing from anyone else who is also into them. Maybe we could trade? I'm also getting into computers and have many MP3s and bootlegs downloaded but I sure ain't no geek ( I think !!! ).

Anyway, back to the horror. My favourite films include Zombies Dawn Of The Dead, Day Of The Dead ( which might explain the dreams ), Starship Troopers, Blade amongst many others and I like a lot of the old classics too. I saw someone mention Psychomania in one of the Forums. What a classic film ( I'd love to get the soundtrack to that one ). Yeah, I like my vampires and werewolves too, but the psychological ones are better (i.e Silence Of The Lambs, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me, Lost Highway etc ). Anyone remember Theatre Of Blood? Fancy a poodle pie? The first time I watched that scene I puked up over my mom's brand new sofa.

I'm currently spending a lot of time trawling the Net looking for strange new sites, films, sound-bites, music, pictures, articles, posters etc hoping to record them all for the sake of posterity. If anyone can direct me to any wonderful sites ( however strange ) please feel free to drop me a line. I'll return the favour of course. Anyway, thats enough about me. I'm gonna do a bit more exploring before I hit the sack and visit The Dream Lands ( maybe I'll do a bit of zombie hunting and blast them back to hell ). Thanks for putting up with me. A big hello to my American cousins and hope you're ALL having fun where ever you are.

Legalise It !!! No censorship !!! No more lies !!! Peace !!!

[Killer Clown#1]

Welcome glad to have you aboard:) and zombie films are some of my favorite horror movies also. I hope you enjoy it here:)

[Mr Apocalypse]

Thanks for the welcome Killer Clown.:D

I'm checking out this site. Any advice will be appreciated. I just been downloading a few pics here and there. If you know of any more strange and wonderful sites to explore please let me know. Have you been to www.savini.com ? There are some nice zombie downloads on there. Also visit www.strangeland.com for some sickness. But, it is a very sick site. Quite funny too. But, not as sick as www.rotten.com.

Keep it real. Once again, thanks for the welcome.

[Evisceration]

Yes you are going to shed some blood when I jam my dick in your ass.

Bend Over, bitch.

[Mr Apocalypse]

I'm bending but yer tweezer dick just won't fit ... wot a shame ...

[kpropain]

Hey cocksmoke

[Mr Apocalypse]

See what i mean, you try being friendly and you just get accosted by dickheads...oh, well, who gives one anyway? Any actual friendly people out there? Or is there going to be another 'witty' welcome designed to leave a bad taste in yer mouth? Thats what you get when you wake up and have a spoon full of shit every morning instead of yer cornflakes...

[Haunted]

Yeah "bending over" and/or receiving "50 caliber headache relief" is pretty much a staple. Just tell them that you'll have the chicken. It should work.

Enjoy, mate.

[Mr Apocalypse]

Thanks for the welcome guys, thats more like it...I knew that there were at least a few decent people out there ( mind you I shoulda realised...blah, blah, blah ). Feel free to get in touch with me if you need any info or anything else. I only really deal with decent people and I treat people as they initially treat me. So nice one folks...

I got a nice piccie for you BlackKitty. Your name reminded me of this one. I've known a number of cats to do this...

[Mr Apocalypse]

Hey, BlackKitty, I was only joking. Its the only pic of a black cat I got downloaded on my PC, but I do have some actual photos of a long lost black cat I used to own somewhere. Little bugger ran away or got catnapped or something...Anyway, hopes I didn't offend you as that weren't my intention, so I'll put another piccie up so as to divert any attention away from the previous pic. Nice one anyhow. :D . Its a piccie of Michael Jackson in the year 2025.

[Mr Apocalypse]

Nice one there, BlackKitty. Its nice to know that piccie put a smile on someone's face (...somewhere in the world...). I'm well into collecting pictures from the internet. The funnier the better. I got a bit of a twisted sense of humour anyway and all the pictures will get used for something somewhere along the line. So, if anyone's got any decent pictures of anything, go ahead and share them. Put a smile on some more faces. :D .

[Sam The Egg]

[Mr Apocalypse]

Oh, there are some lovely people on this site...cool piccie though. A one eyed goat !?! Freaky...but, here's something even freakier...

[Killer Clown#1]

Holy shit not cool at all:(

[Sam The Egg]

thas teh sechzy

[Mr Apocalypse]

Yeah, sorry about that picture Killer Clown. I know it was a bit too much with that one, but I just had to ' out-freak ' the other freaky picture that got posted before-hand. I did mention that I got a twisted sense of humour though. Perhaps somebody else has got another freaky picture that will ' out-freak ' that one ??? :confused: ...

[Killer Clown#1]

Shit son evil teddy:p

[Mr Apocalypse]

Oh, that one was sooooo wicked, Killer Clown. I cracked up so much when I saw it and I had to download that picture so I can show it to all my mates...well, here's another one to add to the collection... :eek: ...

[zwoti]

god old rainbow....

[Mr Apocalypse]

Jeeeeezus, now thats a scary piccie. Ha ha ha ha. Well cool. I've added that one to the collection as well. How could I not ? Any more scary piccies? This thread is turning out to be well-colourful. I'm impressed !!! :eek: !!! I'm from the Midlands too. We must have a freaky sense of humour coming from there... :) ...

[zwoti]

well we are all strange..

[Mr Apocalypse]

AAggggghhhhhhh !!!!!! Aaaaggghhhhhh !!!! Now this IS REAL HORROR !!! The scary thing is that piccie you just sent, Zwoti, it reminds me of a girl that used to stalk me when I first came online. Aaagggghhhhh !!!!! :eek: !!! how can I possibly out-do that last picture !?! :eek: !!!

[Killer Clown#1]

:eek: :rolleyes:

[Killer Clown#1]

^ that up there stands for all of the pictures posted after mine

[Mr Apocalypse]

I know, Killer Clown, we've lowered the tone quite a bit...but, you have to admit, these pictures are GENUINLY scary. And, this is a horror site after all !!! I guess we all like to be scared sometimes...:eek: ... just look at the amount of views this thread has had if you don't believe me!!! :eek: !!! Here's yet another shocker ...

[Evisceration]

Originally posted by Mr Apocalypse
I know, Killer Clown, we've lowered the tone quite a bit...but, you have to admit, these pictures are GENUINLY scary. And, this is a horror site after all !!! I guess we all like to be scared sometimes...:eek: ... just look at the amount of views this thread has had if you don't believe me!!! :eek: !!! Here's yet another shocker ...

If you can't tell that's photoshopped....you're one sad individual

[zwoti]

the thing about this picture that makes me laugh is that he was obviously so happy with it that he thought he would post it on the net.

[Mr Apocalypse]

Who gives a shit ??? Its still scary. And, I noticed that all you like to do is to go around and slag people off, calling them 'sad' and whatever...Look back at all the messages you've posted, you're obviously reflecting words said about yourself. Think about it...or is that beyond you ? Anyway, who gives a toss? I don't. Don't forget to have that spoonfull of shit for breakfast. that way you can spread any more nasty, negative views to every one else...

[Evisceration]

Originally posted by Mr Apocalypse
Who gives a shit ??? Its still scary. And, I noticed that all you like to do is to go around and slag people off, calling them 'sad' and whatever...Look back at all the messages you've posted, you're obviously reflecting words said about yourself. Think about it...or is that beyond you ? Anyway, who gives a toss? I don't. Don't forget to have that spoonfull of shit for breakfast. that way you can spread any more nasty, negative views to every one else...

Are you dumb or just retarded?

stfu n00b/hypocrite

~EDIT~
And may I suggest you think before you post...especially to me.

n00b.

[Haunted]

Originally posted by Mr Apocalypse
Who gives a shit ??? Its still scary. And, I noticed that all you like to do is to go around and slag people off, calling them 'sad' and whatever...Look back at all the messages you've posted, you're obviously reflecting words said about yourself. Think about it...or is that beyond you ? Anyway, who gives a toss? I don't. Don't forget to have that spoonfull of shit for breakfast. that way you can spread any more nasty, negative views to every one else...

This is what I was trying to tell you about. I told you. Evis will not stop until you do. Okay. Stop.

[Evisceration]

Originally posted by Haunted
This is what I was trying to tell you about. I told you. Evis will not stop until you do. Okay. Stop.

See, she gets the program.

So since you're a n00b and don't know shit about who owns this forum, I will give you a chance to redeem yourself.

Bitch.

[Mr Apocalypse]

Sorry about freaking you out with them pictures BlackKitty... we was having some fun and having a laugh until Evisceration came along with his ' I've just eaten a spoonfull of shit ' antics.... yaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnn !!!

Anyway, I don't give a fuck. I really don't. Evis you can rule this thread. Shit, you can rule them ALL. Byeeee !!!

[Evisceration]

Originally posted by Mr Apocalypse
we was having some fun and having a laugh until Evisceration came along with his ' I've just eaten a spoonfull of shit ' antics.... yaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnn !!!

Wow, that just maybe insulting if it made any sense....

now stfu bitch.

[Mr Apocalypse]

See? No intelligence... Funny how everyone fucks off when Evisceration comes along... Ready for his next piece of wit ... but, I'm yawning already... :o :o :o :o :o

[kpropain]

OMFG LIEK BAN PLZZZ AT Zwoti and Mr Apocalypse, you are fucking sickening.

[Evisceration]

Originally posted by Mr Apocalypse
See? No intelligence... Funny how everyone fucks off when Evisceration comes along... Ready for his next piece of wit ... but, I'm yawning already... :o :o :o :o :o

omg li3k j00 are so leet with j00r cheaply made anime pict0r. liek!111! i bowz dwn!.

:rolleyes:

No intelligence? Since you've joined I haven't seen you post anything that claims that you have atleast a bit of intelligence.

[Mr Apocalypse]

Goodnight, I love you all xxx

[Haunted]

Originally posted by Mr Apocalypse
See? No intelligence... Funny how everyone fucks off when Evisceration comes along... Ready for his next piece of wit ... but, I'm yawning already... :o :o :o :o :o

Whoa whoa whoa! I think you misunderstand me... a lot! I'm not owned; I just don't think that it's constructive or necessary to argue for thirteen pages. The man has his opinions, and I say this because I'm NOT new. I've seen it, and I know the end result.

[Evisceration]

Yeah, there's no point in fighting Propain, Sam, Rotting or I; because we always win.

[Mr Apocalypse]

Fine, understood. But, who's arguing? I'm not. I never started, joined, participated in any argument. All I know was that I was saying 'hello' to some people, you know, just being friendly to a handfull of folk, sharing some funny pictures and having a laugh, next thing that happens is that HE comes along and starts spouting hatred and abuse at us for absolutely no reason! Why? What the hell for? I don't even know this person.

And, I don't know anything about anyone arguing for thirteen pages. Frankly, I wouldn't even dream of wasting my time or taking part in some stupid, pointless argument with someone I don't know about something I don't even give a toss for in the first place. All I mean to say is that if someone starts slagging me off ( especially for NO reason ) then I'm going to say something back to defend myself. And, then doing it on a PC is even worse because you can't even see the person doing the slagging. So, whats the point? Let him say whatever he wants to say. I don't really give a monkeys. To me, its just a sign of cowardice and weakness for someone to be as pathetic enough to start a pointless argument with a stranger over nothing in the first place!

[Haunted]

Okay. That's fine. This is my last post in this thread. I'm just letting you know what goes on around here. Do what you feel you must.

[Evisceration]

Originally posted by Mr Apocalypse
Fine, understood. But, who's arguing? I'm not. I never started, joined, participated in any argument. All I know was that I was saying 'hello' to some people, you know, just being friendly to a handfull of folk, sharing some funny pictures and having a laugh, next thing that happens is that HE comes along and starts spouting hatred and abuse at us for absolutely no reason! Why? What the hell for? I don't even know this person.

And, I don't know anything about anyone arguing for thirteen pages. Frankly, I wouldn't even dream of wasting my time or taking part in some stupid, pointless argument with someone I don't know about something I don't even give a toss for in the first place. All I mean to say is that if someone starts slagging me off ( especially for NO reason ) then I'm going to say something back to defend myself. And, then doing it on a PC is even worse because you can't even see the person doing the slagging. So, whats the point? Let him say whatever he wants to say. I don't really give a monkeys. To me, its just a sign of cowardice and weakness for someone to be as pathetic enough to start a pointless argument with a stranger over nothing in the first place!

You're arguing right now you moron.

And you don't have to know someone to know they're retarded, you retard.

And I started flaming you because you deserve it n00b.

[Mr Apocalypse]

yeah, whatever....

[SFF]

Originally posted by Mr Apocalypse
Fine, understood. But, who's arguing? I'm not. I never started, joined, participated in any argument. All I know was that I was saying 'hello' to some people, you know, just being friendly to a handfull of folk, sharing some funny pictures and having a laugh, next thing that happens is that HE comes along and starts spouting hatred and abuse at us for absolutely no reason! Why? What the hell for? I don't even know this person.

And, I don't know anything about anyone arguing for thirteen pages. Frankly, I wouldn't even dream of wasting my time or taking part in some stupid, pointless argument with someone I don't know about something I don't even give a toss for in the first place. All I mean to say is that if someone starts slagging me off ( especially for NO reason ) then I'm going to say something back to defend myself. And, then doing it on a PC is even worse because you can't even see the person doing the slagging. So, whats the point? Let him say whatever he wants to say. I don't really give a monkeys. To me, its just a sign of cowardice and weakness for someone to be as pathetic enough to start a pointless argument with a stranger over nothing in the first place!

Hey, I know exactly how you feel. The first day I came here, I said hi to everyone and was polite. I posted a pic of Terry O'Quinn from the movie The Stepfather, with a caption beneath it which read "Spank me, Daddy." It was just said all in fun because I happen to think Terry is pretty cute and well, he was the stepfather, so that is why I added the daddy part. anyway, next thing I know, Sam the egg is posting links for incest sites and telling me that I probably screwed my dad and other sick shit which I don't even want to get into. As for Evis, just put the little freak on ignore. Then you wont be able to see his posts. That is what I did. did the same with Rotting Eye as well. Works like a charm. :D

[Evisceration]

Originally posted by Mr Apocalypse
yeah, whatever....

You've already lost.

Bitch.

Wait...you lost before I even got in here....my mistake.

[Mr Apocalypse]

( yawwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn )

[Mr Apocalypse]

knobhead here, knobhead there, knobhead fuckin everywhere...
Evisceration has got to be the biggest twat-head online...

[Haunted]

How creative....:rolleyes:

[Mr Apocalypse]

you bet ... this is what we've been reduced to.

[Mr Apocalypse]

win? wasn't aware this was a contest .. just voicing my opinion .. in the end of the day, i really don't care anyway .. i do find it humuorous in a curious, bored sort of way .. but, yeah, i respect what you're saying and you do have a point .. so, i'll zip it .. for now ..

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Mr Apocalypse
win? wasn't aware this was a contest .. just voicing my opinion .. in the end of the day, i really don't care anyway .. i do find it humuorous in a curious, bored sort of way .. but, yeah, i respect what you're saying and you do have a point .. so, i'll zip it .. for now ..

As long as you realize that we are right and you are wrong.

[Evisceration]

Originally posted by Mr Apocalypse
you bet ... this is what we've been reduced to.

Yes, a fat old guy like yourself jerking off to gay middle aged men raping alligators.

Where has society gone?!:(