View Full Version : women takes neighbor to court for having loud sex
bloodygurl02
02-27-2004, 08:28 PM
Woman Reports Neighbor for Disturbingly Loud Sex
Fri Feb 27,11:10 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman took her male neighbor to court for noise pollution after he repeatedly kept her awake through half the night and had at least one four-hour sex session, a court spokeswoman said Friday.
"Four hours of sex noises. What was I supposed to think? It was nothing but groaning and banging," the woman told the judge, a Bild newspaper report said.
The woman told Berlin magistrates that her 25-year old neighbor Andreas G. was disturbing the peace by keeping her awake early in the morning.
Andreas said his 26-year old neighbor had complained in the past, calling at five in the afternoon, but that he had not felt obliged to respond. "I can have as much sex as loud as I want then," he said.
The judge dropped the case on learning that the man had since moved out of the apartment.
Sam The Egg
02-27-2004, 10:56 PM
Getting charged with having big loud sex for four hours? I'd plead all kinds of guilty.
Vodstok
02-28-2004, 07:30 AM
When i lived in an apartment, my girlfreind and i thought we were going to get in trouble for that :). We are engaged now and live in a house with no neighbors, so that isnt a fear anymore :)
HighPriestWise
02-28-2004, 11:27 AM
Well, me and my have been called in before for having sex.
(we both are pretty loud)
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Ultimamk
02-28-2004, 03:38 PM
That story is sorta funny.
HighPriestWise
02-29-2004, 11:42 AM
Yes, in a way it is!
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Arioch
02-29-2004, 07:14 PM
Getting charged with having big loud sex for four hours? I'd plead all kinds of guilty.
LMAO!!! i bet you would...
This is a pretty frivilous lawsuit though when you think about it. I think the girl that took it to court was just jealous.
Arioch
02-29-2004, 07:20 PM
Getting charged with having big loud sex for four hours? I'd plead all kinds of guilty.
LMAO!!! i bet you would...
This is a pretty frivilous lawsuit though when you think about it. I think the girl that took it to court was just jealous she wasnt getting it.
HighPriestWise
03-01-2004, 09:17 AM
You know that has tobe it!
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Ultimamk
03-02-2004, 01:13 PM
I can imagine the situation now...
Ultimamk
03-02-2004, 01:15 PM
....
orangestar
03-02-2004, 05:08 PM
funny story, funny pic.
HighPriestWise
03-03-2004, 09:50 AM
Yes, very funny!
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crazy clown
03-05-2004, 06:14 PM
four hours. i wish i was that good
Sam The Egg
03-05-2004, 06:57 PM
it's pretty good, but that guy is no Bob The Cow (my idol)
HighPriestWise
03-06-2004, 11:51 AM
Who is bob the cow?
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Sam The Egg
03-06-2004, 12:34 PM
Bob The Cow was someone who frequented a few message boards I went to. He also had a short-lived Live Journal (I'm trying to convince him to start it up again) that was really funny. I liked the character so much I came up with a similar name, Sam The Egg
HighPriestWise
03-06-2004, 12:49 PM
Oh, that's cool.
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Sam The Egg
03-06-2004, 12:56 PM
he referred to himself in the 3rd person and constantly referred to his 23 inch "spicy beef dong" and having sex for 5 hours straight (with a 30 minute break in the middle to watch Welcome Back Kotter)
HighPriestWise
03-06-2004, 12:57 PM
Sounds like a cool guy.
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Sam The Egg
03-06-2004, 01:00 PM
*shrug* I dunno about the guy personally, from the few e-mails I've gotten from him he seems okay, but the BTC character is great. Ask anybody from Teleboards.com about him
Originally posted by bloodygurl02
Woman Reports Neighbor for Disturbingly Loud Sex
Fri Feb 27,11:10 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman took her male neighbor to court for noise pollution after he repeatedly kept her awake through half the night and had at least one four-hour sex session, a court spokeswoman said Friday.
"Four hours of sex noises. What was I supposed to think? It was nothing but groaning and banging," the woman told the judge, a Bild newspaper report said.
The woman told Berlin magistrates that her 25-year old neighbor Andreas G. was disturbing the peace by keeping her awake early in the morning.
Andreas said his 26-year old neighbor had complained in the past, calling at five in the afternoon, but that he had not felt obliged to respond. "I can have as much sex as loud as I want then," he said.
The judge dropped the case on learning that the man had since moved out of the apartment.
It was nothing but groaning and banging," the woman told the judge
LMAO!!!! This line alone easily makes this the funniest story I have read in a while. Anyway, the woman who took him to court was crazy, I would have had my ear glued to the wall. :p
bloodygurl02
03-09-2004, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by SFF
LMAO!!!! This line alone easily makes this the funniest story I have read in a while. Anyway, the woman who took him to court was crazy, I would have had my ear glued to the wall. :p
lmao. i think she was jealous cuz she can't find a guy that doesn't go longer then a minute so she took him to court. i read this and was like this is funy and was thinking ineed to post this story on horror.com
HighPriestWise
03-10-2004, 09:59 AM
I went for 5 hours nonstop once!
HAIL SATAN!!!
High Priest Wise
bloodygurl02
03-10-2004, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by HighPriestWise
I went for 5 hours nonstop once!
HAIL SATAN!!!
High Priest Wise
whoa u a marthon person huh:D i was loud but his neighbors didn't complian just asked him the next day if he had fun the nite b4 and if he enjoyed it:) ;)
HighPriestWise
03-15-2004, 11:03 AM
Well, did he enjoy it?
Are you 2 still together?
HAIL SATAN!!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE
bloodygurl02
03-15-2004, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by HighPriestWise
Well, did he enjoy it?
Are you 2 still together?
HAIL SATAN!!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE
he always enjoys it and we r still together
HighPriestWise
03-17-2004, 02:12 PM
Well, if you 2 ever break up, let me know,ok?
HAIL SATAN!!!
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bloodygurl02
03-17-2004, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by HighPriestWise
Well, if you 2 ever break up, let me know,ok?
HAIL SATAN!!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE
ok but i don't that will happen i love him alot:D
HighPriestWise
03-22-2004, 05:50 AM
That's cool. As long you 2 love eachother, that's what matters!
HAIL SATAN!!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE
bloodygurl02
03-22-2004, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by HighPriestWise
That's cool. As long you 2 love eachother, that's what matters!
HAIL SATAN!!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE
yeahi am gonna move in w/ him sometime soon:D
crazy clown
03-27-2004, 05:23 PM
well i hope all works out for u bloody gurl.
HighPriestWise
03-29-2004, 03:38 PM
Yeah, me too.
HAIL SATAN!!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE
bloodygurl02
03-31-2004, 06:37 PM
thanx high preist wise and crazy clown. u have no idea how much i love this guy. he means alot to me :D thats y i couldn't b happier
HighPriestWise
04-17-2004, 02:35 PM
Well, that's good!
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