Truths from God's word

[lady4jc]

Truths from God's Word

* God Loves you
* Sin separates people from God
* Jesus died for your sins
* You can be saved by confessing Jesus is Lord

"If you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him, from the dead, you will be saved."
-Romans 10:9 NKJV
Jesus Bore our Sin

The human race owned a tremendous debt of sin. Because mankind was unable to pay its debt, God sent His own Son to pay for it (1st Peter 2:24). Jesus was your substitute. He took your place. He paid the awful price for your sin. He did it because He loved you (John 3:16-17).

Now that the debt is paid, you are given a right standing with God. It is actually the right standing that Jesus earned as a result of His obedience unto death. You receive His righteousness the moment you take Him as your Lord and Savior. "For He made Him who knew no sin to be sin for us, that we might become the righteousness of God in Him" (2nd Corinthians 5:21).

If Christ dwells in your heart, you have the righteousness of God. You are made to be the righteousness of God in Him.
Believe and Confess

".. The word is near you, even in your mouth and in your heart (that is, the word of faith which we preach): that if you CONFESS with your mouth the Lord Jesus and BELIEVE in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For with the heart one BELIEVES to righteousness, and with the mouth CONFESSION is made unto salvation" (Romans 10:8-10).

Pray this prayer

Heavenly Father, I believe you love me. I believe Jesus died for me and rose from the dead. Today, I confess Jesus as my Lord and receive the forgiveness of all my sins. Holy Spirit, come into my life. Thank You for saving me, in Jesus' name. --Amen.


:)

[kpropain]

How about a big ol bowl of fuck you, huh take your bullshit somewhere else. This is a fucking horror forum not a church. Geez the nerve of some people. http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/fingers/fing07.gif

[Plissken]

Didn't something like this happen last month?

[friday13thfan]

yes there was and it was gay to so heres to lady4jc heres my cross!

[bloodygurl02]

ok jeuse loves u but everyone else thinks your an ass so preach and convert else where

and one more thing christianity has pagan DNA.

have a nice day

[lady4jc]

What wrong with you all dont you all? You all scared of Jesus? lol

[allmykids]

Originally posted by lady4jc
What wrong with you all dont you all? You all scared of Jesus? lol It's people Like you that make christians look bad!! And how dare you asume that we all worship the devil just because we like horror movies!!!

[fluffho]

More truths from GOd's word

-men shall not have long hair

-thou shalt not eat shellfish

-thou shalt not eat catfish

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[kpropain]

Originally posted by fluffho
More truths from GOd's word

-men shall not have long hair

-thou shalt not eat shellfish

-thou shalt not eat catfish

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O'well guess I'll burn in hell :D

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by kpropain
O'well guess I'll burn in hell :D

lol i will c ya there.;) :D :)

[bloodygurl02]

u can keep posting all this jesus loves u shit all u want but no one really cares anymore so just move on.

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by allmykids
It's people Like you that make christians look bad!! And how dare you asume that we all worship the devil just because we like horror movies!!!

amen big sis amen.

:D

[Machine King]

I got an idea Lady4jc: FUCK OFF. If we wanted to talk about religion we'd ask you.

[allmykids]

They post that crap and leave, I hate that. I want the chance to tell them that not only is nobody going to listen but they do damage. by that i mean people are like if thats the crap you do when your saved, I want no part of it!!!

[Arioch]

Just ignore these posts guys. Their whole purpose is to get us talking about them and thier ideas, so everytime you hit this thread it serves her purpose. And yes, i do see the irony in posting this on this thread...

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by allmykids
They post that crap and leave, I hate that. I want the chance to tell them that not only is nobody going to listen but they do damage. by that i mean people are like if thats the crap you do when your saved, I want no part of it!!!

i know exactly waht u mean. my friend and i went to the same church he changed churches and became born again. b4 he changed curches and b came born again he wouldn't preach to his friends or anything mainly kept it to him self but ever since he changed churches and got saved all he does is try to convert ppl so like u said if thats what happens when u get saved then i too want no part of it either

[Sam The Egg]

Hey, Lady, what time is it over there?

[lady4jc]

time for you to listen to Jesus time for you to turn to Jesus and accept Jesus as Lord and savior before time runs out

[Sam The Egg]

not that kind of time. It's a simple question

[friday13thfan]

lady go to hell here is your heres me and u im on your right

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Hey, Lady, what time is it over there?

i know waht time it is sam ,its time for her to shove the preaching down some one elses throat. she won't give it a rest she posted this crap last month. and mayb while shes at it she can shove the bible up her ass too. if i wanna b saved i do it onmy own ok bible stomper

[Sam The Egg]

I know I'm bringing logic where it isn't wanted...again...but let's look at this logically for a moment.
You're trying to convert us, at least those that aren't christian. That's all. If you're not, then you're a troll, but let's assume it's the former. The people you convert are the people you would want in your religion the least; the easily swayed and manipulated. If I'm so easily converted by a simple post from some simpleton over the internet INTO christianity, I'll be converted to something else just as easily.
There's a reason what you're doing never works, ya know.

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
I know I'm bringing logic where it isn't wanted...again...but let's look at this logically for a moment.
You're trying to convert us, at least those that aren't christian. That's all. If you're not, then you're a troll, but let's assume it's the former. The people you convert are the people you would want in your religion the least; the easily swayed and manipulated. If I'm so easily converted by a simple post from some simpleton over the internet INTO christianity, I'll be converted to something else just as easily.
There's a reason what you're doing never works, ya know.

applause to u sam couldn't have said it better

[Sam The Egg]

Thanks. Now let's hope it did some good.

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Thanks. Now let's hope it did some good.

yeah . notice was on though but didn't post anything i guess she just got waht she wanted and that was ppl to respond and tal k abou tit again just like last month. i have a feeling she will b back

[Sam The Egg]

Probably. Notice she posted one in the other folder, too. Probably because there's no mod to delete it in that one (There WOULD be if someone would make me a mod for at least one of those folders)

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Probably. Notice she posted one in the other folder, too. Probably because there's no mod to delete it in that one (There WOULD be if someone would make me a mod for at least one of those folders)

yeah we r in need for a mod badly. avenger just left us and now we r mod less again. i agree w/ making u a mod. then we could get ride of BS like this

[theCreeper]

Ya know, I don't get it!

Why must devout Christain's continue to find fault in mondern society and attack everything they find themselves at fault with???

Haven't these "devout" Christain's ever heard of the phrase, "Live and let live???"

[kpropain]

Originally posted by lady4jc
time for you to listen to Jesus time for you to turn to Jesus and accept Jesus as Lord and savior before time runs out I've used this one before but it really seems to fit here.

[Sam The Egg]

yeah, I used your pic in the other one

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
yeah, I used your pic in the other one Yeah I saw it now o'well at least in both threads LOL I fucking hate people like that. I would like nothing more than for that twat to get run over by a bus or something like say SOON.

[Sam The Egg]

Well, I'm not one for wishing death or harm to people over the internet, but it would be nice if their computer exploded.

[fluffho]

i think Stewie says it best

"you know, i really do LOVE this god fellow. plague here, kill the first borns there. he's so deliciously evil!"

[Sam The Egg]

Nah, I think George Carlin says it best:
"Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself"

[Godchaser]

Everything that lady4JC says is right, she is just trying to help you people, Jesus is coming soon, you can keep on being arrogant and disrespecting God, one day and one day soon you will stand before almighty God.

Jesus died for you on calvarys cross, he bore all mens sins, he gave his life so you can have a relationship with God and be forgiven of your sins. And you are rejecting it.

Right now you are carrying all your sins on your back.

We are here to help you, we care enough about you to warn you.

[Machine King]

People have been saying jesus is coming for over 2000 years, Don't you think if he was coming, he'd be here already? So why don't you and Ladyjc go wait for him somewhere?

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Godchaser
Everything that lady4JC says is right, she is just trying to help you people, Jesus is coming soon, you can keep on being arrogant and disrespecting God, one day and one day soon you will stand before almighty God.

Jesus died for you on calvarys cross, he bore all mens sins, he gave his life so you can have a relationship with God and be forgiven of your sins. And you are rejecting it.

Right now you are carrying all your sins on your back.

We are here to help you, we care enough about you to warn you.

[Sam The Egg]

Your 'help' is obviously not appreciated and not welcome. Why don't you act like a REAL Christian fundamentalist and say we're all going to hell from afar.


BTW: We're not disrespecting God, we're disrespecting YOU. BIG difference.

[fluffho]

father forgive me for i have sinned

i had some clam chowder yesterday

..... please dont send me to hell!

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[Sam The Egg]

Well, nothing GOOD is gonna come out of this thread...

Here is my problem with the ten commandments. Why exactly are there ten? You simply do not need ten. The list of ten commandments was artificially and deliberately inflated to get it up to ten.

Here's what happened: about five thousand years ago a bunch of religious and political hustlers got together to try to figure out how to control people and keep them in line. They knew people were basically stupid and would believe anything they were told, so they announced that God had given them some commandments, up on a mountain, when no one was around.

Well let me ask you this: When they were making this shit up, why did they pick ten? Why not nine or eleven? I'll tell you why- because ten sounds official. Ten sounds important! Ten is the basis for the decimal system, it's a decade, it's a psychologically satisfying number (the top ten, the ten most wanted, the ten best dressed). So having ten commandments was really a marketing decision! It is clearly a bullshit list. It's a political document artificially inflated to sell better.

I will now show you how you can reduce the number of commandments and come up with a list that's a little more workable and logical. I am going to use the Roman Catholic version because those were the ones I was taught as a little boy.

Let's start with the first three:

I AM THE LORD THY GOD. THOU SHALT NOT HAVE STRANGE GODS BEFORE ME.
THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN VAIN.
THOU SHALT KEEP HOLY THE SABBATH.
Right off the bat the first three are pure bullshit. Sabbath day? Lord's name? strange gods? Spooky language! Designed to scare and control primitive people. In no way does superstitious nonsense like this apply to the lives of intelligent civilized humans in the 21st century. So now we're down to seven.

Next:

HONOR THY FATHER AND MOTHER.
Obedience, respect for authority. Just another name for controlling people. The truth is that obedience and respect shouldn't be automatic. They should be earned and based on the parent's performance. Some parents deserve respect, but most of them don't, period. You're down to six.

Now in the interest of logic, something religion is very uncomfortable with, we're going to jump around the list a little bit.

THOU SHALT NOT STEAL.
THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS.
Stealing and lying. Well actually, these two both prohibit the same kind of behavior- dishonesty. So you don't really need two you combine them and call the commandment "thou shalt not be dishonest".

And suddenly you're down to five. And as long as we're combining I have two others that belong together:

THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTRY.
THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE.
Once again, these two prohibit the same type of behavior. In this case it is marital infidelity. The difference is- coveting takes place in the mind. But I don't think you should outlaw fantasizing about someone else's wife because what is a guy gonna think about when he's waxing his carrot? But, marital infidelity is a good idea so we're gonna keep this one and call it "thou shalt not be unfaithful." And suddenly we're down to four.

But when you think about it, honesty and infidelity are really part of the same overall value so, in truth, you could combine the two honesty commandments with the two fidelity commandments and give them simpler language, positive language instead of negative language and call the whole thing "thou shalt always be honest and faithful" and we're down to three.

THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S GOODS.
This one is just plain fucking stupid. Coveting your neighbor's goods is what keeps the economy going! Your neighbor gets a vibrator that plays "O Come o ye faithful," and you want one too! Coveting creates jobs, so leave it alone.

You throw out coveting and you're down to two. Now-- the big honesty and fidelity commandment and the one we haven't talked about yet:

THOU SHALT NOT KILL.
Murder.

But when you think about it, religion has never really had a big problem with murder. More people have been killed in the name of god than for any other reason. All you have to do is look at Northern Ireland, Kashmir, the Inquisition, the Crusades, and the World Trade Center to see how seriously the religious folks take thou shalt not kill. The more devout they are, the more they see murder as being negotiable. It depends on who's doing the killing and who's getting killed.

So, with all of this in mind, I give you my revised list of the two commandments:

THOU SHALT ALWAYS BE HONEST AND FAITHFUL TO THE PROVIDER OF THY NOOKIE, and
THOU SHALT TRY REAL HARD NOT TO KILL ANYONE, UNLESS OF COURSE THEY PRAY TO A DIFFERENT INVISIBLE MAN THAN YOU.
Two is all you need. Moses could have carried them down the hill in his fucking pocket.

I wouldn't mind those folks in Alabama posting them on the courthouse wall, as long as they provided one additional commandment:

THOU SHALT KEEP THY RELIGION TO THYSELF.

[Sam The Egg]

not really, I just wanted to post the 10 Comandments thing

[Sam The Egg]

not really, I just wanted to post the 10 Comandments thing

[Controversial]

Go and fuck off ladyn what ever you are.. who do you think you are? some angel on a mission? the only mission your on is to the funny farm...:mad:

[kpropain]

Just curious but may I ask what Faith you guys are?

[kpropain]

Originally posted by MONSTER DAD
I'm a Roman Catholic. We sacilians (Italians) are born one and die one. But with all thats going on with the perv priests I dont go to church anymore. I can talk to Him anytime, anywhere.

I was pretty much talking to the fruitbags L4jc and GC, I figured they were those fruit ass jehovas witnesses or something like that.

[Gore fest gerb]

there all bloody mad if any one went round saying thay was jesus christ these days thay would be locked up in bedlum and be shoved full of drugs. The would today is bloody crazy so who is going to beleave jesus is ere no come on get a life.....:D

[Ritualistic]

FUCK YOU!! If your pretty jesus is coming then go fuck him when he arrives.. god damn christians.. one large fucking cult if you ask me...

[OfTheDead]

It's people like this girl who give Christians a bad name. I don't believe in god, but I think he'd be offended by her behavior.

[Haunted]

Originally posted by Ritualistic
FUCK YOU!! If your pretty jesus is coming then go fuck him when he arrives.. god damn christians.. one large fucking cult if you ask me...

Preach the word, Ritualistic!

[kpropain]

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[sleepaway]

True Christians aren't freaks like this weirdo Lady4JC! I have had real Christian friends - they DON'T preach or talk about bloody God all day - they go to church on Sundays to do that - end of story. They understand it's not for everyone and understand when it's appropriate.

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by kpropain
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amen brother:D

the pic is great

[Vodstok]

I think dennis miller put it best when he said arguing over religion is like saying my imaginary freinds is better than yours.

I find it ironic that bible thumpers call us "arrogant", when forcing your beliefs on others is as arrogant as you can get. And arrogance is a sin. i guess we will see them in hell yet :)

And although i would love for their "message" to fall off the bottom of this forum due to lack of responses, i do like the fact that their humilitaion keeps rising to the top. :)

[Gore fest gerb]

I have a few mates into the bible stuff but thay don't bother me about it and i don't bother them we talk like normal foke so the sad gits that keep throwin it down your neck well two words fuck off no respect to my mates that are into it plus thay hate the foke like that as well because it gives them a bad name..........

[Sam The Egg]

okay, it's agreed: Godguy and Ladychick suck ass. Any more conversation on the topic would be kinda superfluous until they get back

[friday13thfan]

im cristian to but this is shit both of them should be banned who agrees

[Evisceration]

Originally posted by lady4jc
Truths from God's Word

* God Loves you
* Sin separates people from God
* Jesus died for your sins
* You can be saved by confessing Jesus is Lord

"If you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him, from the dead, you will be saved."
-Romans 10:9 NKJV
Jesus Bore our Sin

The human race owned a tremendous debt of sin. Because mankind was unable to pay its debt, God sent His own Son to pay for it (1st Peter 2:24). Jesus was your substitute. He took your place. He paid the awful price for your sin. He did it because He loved you (John 3:16-17).

Now that the debt is paid, you are given a right standing with God. It is actually the right standing that Jesus earned as a result of His obedience unto death. You receive His righteousness the moment you take Him as your Lord and Savior. "For He made Him who knew no sin to be sin for us, that we might become the righteousness of God in Him" (2nd Corinthians 5:21).

If Christ dwells in your heart, you have the righteousness of God. You are made to be the righteousness of God in Him.
Believe and Confess

".. The word is near you, even in your mouth and in your heart (that is, the word of faith which we preach): that if you CONFESS with your mouth the Lord Jesus and BELIEVE in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For with the heart one BELIEVES to righteousness, and with the mouth CONFESSION is made unto salvation" (Romans 10:8-10).

Pray this prayer

Heavenly Father, I believe you love me. I believe Jesus died for me and rose from the dead. Today, I confess Jesus as my Lord and receive the forgiveness of all my sins. Holy Spirit, come into my life. Thank You for saving me, in Jesus' name. --Amen.


:)

Tell your shit to someone who cares.

stfu n00b.

[coldwhisper]

I believe in God but i don't believe in religion, thank you...

[cptndandy]

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wwu/images/music/eminem/eminemStraightJacket2.jpg

This is for you if you keep believing in this non sense. You will end up here and learn nothing from your life.

[Killer Clown#1]

Well uh I guess every thing that needed saying has been said, so, uh,Eminem sucks!

[SFF]

Originally posted by cptndandy
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wwu/images/music/eminem/eminemStraightJacket2.jpg

This is for you if you keep believing in this non sense. You will end up here and learn nothing from your life.

Well, your an odd one...but HEY, nice Eminem pic. He looks yummy. Oh, and ICP sucks.

[kpropain]

Originally posted by SFF
Well, your an odd one...but HEY, nice Eminem pic. He looks yummy. Oh, and ICP sucks.

Ahh shut up bitch nobody asked you for your opinion!!


Be gone NOW CUNT!!!!!!!!!!

[shiftyc2]

i think people should leave there individual beliefs off of this site and there opinions as well b/c some might get offend ...

[Sam The Egg]

I heard an interesting story from the bible at church today that I think fits the situation. And Jesus is in it, so lady and god guy will like it. Jesus and the desciples were traveling and talking about peace and love, as hippies often do, and they came to a town where they and their message weren't wanted. The desciples tried but kept getting turned away. Finally Jesus stepped in and told the desciples that...and this is the key part...if they weren't wanted, they should go elsewhere. Now, I don't know why I thought it would fit this particular situation, I just did for some reason. Hmm...