If you had to pick a tag-team partner for yourself...

[_____V_____]

...from the movies or games or books, who would it be?

There are so many cool characters to choose from, that it might get impossible to pick one of em, above the rest, to be your tag-team partner.

To do what, you ask? Well...be best friends, hang around with, share their adventures, share your life etc. I dunno...YOU tell me.

I was just talking to Hammerfan on PM and she said she would love to have Chris Lee's Count Dracula as a tag-team partner by her side, cuz it would be really cool to have the king of on-screen vampires as a buddy. Not to mention everyone around her would be shaking in their booties, watching her walk through the neighborhood with the Count by her side.

So...who will it be for you?

Better yet, who MIGHT it be?

[hammerfan]

Me and Chris Lee's Dracula would totally rule the world! :D

[newb]

He'd have my back in a fight

He's got a pretty good sense of humor

He likes beer

http://www.4frontmagazine.com/images/hellboy2.jpg

HELLBOY

[massacre man]

I'd say The Joker... but he'd kill me.

I want Batman.

http://www.studiodaily.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/batman_imax.jpg

[Azazel005]

When I saw this I was like "Hrmmm wrestling tag team partner hey..."

Which would make Newb's Helboy choice a fine one for sure. I think i'd take Kaiser Soze, can't go wrong with the invisible overlord of all crime. Plus he spins a good yarn!

[Dante'sInferno]

This guy...
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Adrogenous/dante.jpg

[Azazel005]

I'd take Alucard from the sig before Dante... I swear Dante will get you killed dude.

[Dante'sInferno]

I'd take Alucard from the sig before Dante... I swear Dante will get you killed dude.Haha,yeah.OHHHHH!Maybe Sephiroth,erm...I just hope he wouldn't kill me then.:eek:

[ChronoGrl]

When I saw this I was like "Hrmmm wrestling tag team partner hey..."

Which would make Newb's Helboy choice a fine one for sure. I think i'd take Kaiser Soze, can't go wrong with the invisible overlord of all crime. Plus he spins a good yarn!

Personally, I think that you and I could dominate the world... We should really start on our plotting. ;)

...

For MY tag team partner, I would have to go with one of these beautiful badass ladies:

Officer Ripley (Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien: Resurrection)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/Ripley_alien-1.jpg

She's a badass fighter who, when put in an extremely horrifying and unexpected situation fights her way through with cunning expertise and calmness. And even though her heroine strength, she is able to portray a soft motherly side when connecting to the scared lonely Newt in Aliens.

She's tough, she's sensitive, she can hold her own. She would absolutely be invaluable as protector but obviously can connect on a feminine level as well.

...

The Bride (Kill Bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol. 2)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/kill-bill-the-bride.jpg

Another badass heroine with a sweet and sensitive maternal side, The Bride is good to have around if you have a streak of VENGEANCE that needs answered. She is also a trained killer, good for defense and offensive strategy and a worldly traveler - intelligent, cultured, and skilled with the blade. We could definitely go on adventures together and then kick back and relax with some sake.

...

Mitsuko Souma a.k.a. Girl #11 (Battle Royale)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/battle_royale.jpg

And, finally, if I'm TRULY looking to take over the world with plenty of blood, vengeance, and amorality, Mitsuko is my girl. She will stop at absolutely nothing - NOTHING to kill anyone and everyone in her way. While she might not necessarily be the most cultured or emotionally sensitive girl, she is definitely someone that you want as your friend.

And if Mitsuko won't have me, there's always...

Gogo (Kill Bill Vol. 1)

A perfect, unquestionably loyal minion.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/gogo.jpg

[Despare]

John Preston

I'd even let him have a puppy.

[Azazel005]

You just want him to teach you Gun-Fu.

[Despare]

You just want him to teach you Gun-Fu.

Uh... duh. :)

[_____V_____]

Chris Lee's Dracula

HELLBOY

Batman.

Kaiser Soze!

Sephiroth

Officer Ripley
The Bride
Mitsuko Souma a.k.a. Girl #11
Gogo

John Preston


Some very interesting choices already.

Lets have some more.

[illdojo]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/illdojo/thehulk.jpg

[_____V_____]

Very hulking choice, Dojo. And welcome back.

Stick around for awhile, bud. :)

[illdojo]

Very hulking choice, Dojo. And welcome back.

Stick around for awhile, bud. :)

Thanks bro...I will. :cool:
I've been crazy busy @ work and the new GF takes up a lot of my time.

[Posher778]

Ahem. Chrono:

The Bride is MINE.

Second to, of course:


http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll66/Bluex2Abyss/Kraken.jpg

and

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll66/Bluex2Abyss/cloverfield-5.gif

and finally

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll66/Bluex2Abyss/PlanetTerror-CherryDarling.jpg

[ChronoGrl]

Ahem. Chrono:

The Bride is MINE.



I called her first! HA! :p

[Posher778]

I called her first! HA! :p

I don't think she could kill the kraken... so.... too bad.

[Azazel005]

Still dude, she's more exciting conversation then the Kraken. Still you have Cherry... so I guess it all evens out.

[Posher778]

Still dude, she's more exciting conversation then the Kraken. Still you have Cherry... so I guess it all evens out.

Kraken gives a better back rub.

[Azazel005]

Seems like a slightly too slimy and lethal backrub for my tastes. I'll take Cherry's back rub instead, or Chrono's... dammit I knew I'd regret not choosing a chick tag team partner.

Kaiser you better kill someone for me dammit!

[Posher778]

*Kraken eats Kaiser*


Oh shit. So much for that.

[ChronoGrl]

Awwww - It's OK, Az. Nurse Chrono will take care of you...

*straps Az down and pulls on latex gloves*

[Posher778]

Awwww - It's OK, Az. Nurse Chrono will take care of you...

*straps Az down and pulls on latex gloves*

*pulls out chain... erm... Surgery Saw*


Oh Nurse Chrono? Could you relax the patient while I prepare our tetanus infested tools?

[Azazel005]

Don't hit on me Posher... it makes me feel like an object... leave Chrono to her highly skill nurse trade.

[Posher778]

Don't hit on me Posher... it makes me feel like an object... leave Chrono to her highly skill nurse trade.

Me and Chrono have just formed a tag team of our own. And don't worry. I'm not the fucked up type that considers mutilation a form of romance.

[Azazel005]

Me and Chrono have just formed a tag team of our own. And don't worry. I'm not the fucked up type that considers mutilation a form of romance.

I am not sure if that means I just get chopped up without the sex... or that I get the sex and the scarring but keep all my limbs.... I go with the latter and consider the issue complete.

Threesome!

[Posher778]

I am not sure if that means I just get chopped up without the sex... or that I get the sex and the scarring but keep all my limbs.... I go with the latter and consider the issue complete.

Threesome!

I'll find someone for Chrono to have sex with, don't worry. But it's so nice of you to think of her first. *Revs saw*


AMANDA. GET IN HERE.

[Despare]

As far as giant pets/tag-team partners go I would choose this fella'.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o16/scscanlan/colossus.jpg

[ferretchucker]

Clover from Cloverfield. I think he'd come in handy.

[ChronoGrl]

Me and Chrono have just formed a tag team of our own. And don't worry. I'm not the fucked up type that considers mutilation a form of romance.

What's wrong with sexual mutilation?

*pulls out scalpel*

Time for your medicine, Azzy...

[ChronoGrl]

I am not sure if that means I just get chopped up without the sex... or that I get the sex and the scarring but keep all my limbs.... I go with the latter and consider the issue complete.

Threesome!

Now THAT I can be a part of... How 'bout it, boys?

Dr. Posher, what can I do to service you? Looks like our patient is misbehaving.

I'll find someone for Chrono to have sex with, don't worry. But it's so nice of you to think of her first. *Revs saw*


AMANDA. GET IN HERE.

Oh, I'm in here all right... :p

[Bub the Zombie]

Bub of course

[VampiricClown]

..............

[ChronoGrl]

Nothing at all.

Now THAT'S what I like to hear...

*pulls out syringe*


Pretty much any of the people I would have chosen for my tag-team partner, have already been mentioned.

I don't know why, but I think that The Crow would make a perfect tag-team partner for you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/crow.jpg

He's a young rockstar badass - You're a young rockstar badass... Not to mention, I think that deep inside, VC has a sweet, twisted romantic side - Like The Crow. :D

[VampiricClown]

...............

[massacre man]

I don't know why, but I think that The Crow would make a perfect tag-team partner for you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/crow.jpg

He's a young rockstar badass - You're a young rockstar badass... Not to mention, I think that deep inside, VC has a sweet, twisted romantic side - Like The Crow. :D

And they can share make-up.

[ChronoGrl]

Clover from Cloverfield. I think he'd come in handy.

Awww, now. Clovie's pretty big and scary. Maybe you'll be safer with someone your own size.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/des-1.jpg





:p

[ChronoGrl]

And they can share make-up.

Guys who can pull off makeup are hot.

[urgeok2]

snake plisken

[VampiricClown]

............

[bloody_ribcut]

i'll harness godzilla and ride piggie back.

[ChronoGrl]

Shall I share pics? haha

please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease! :D

i'll harness godzilla and ride piggie back.

Would you fashion a Godzilla saddle? Or would you bareback him?

[bloody_ribcut]

please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease! :D



Would you fashion a Godzilla saddle? Or would you bareback him?



saddle of course, designed with little green iguanas on black leather.

[neverending]

I would pick Doc Faustus. He's got me convinced he really is a serial killer. He's an evil dude.

[ChronoGrl]

saddle of course, designed with little green iguanas on black leather.

NICE!

I would pick Doc Faustus. He's got me convinced he really is a serial killer. He's an evil dude.

He's MINE! I already claimed him in the "What gets on your nerves worst" thread.

I'll fight you for 'im!

[Freak]

All I need is my other personality.He's a sick bastard.

[_____V_____]

CherryDarling

Bub of course

The Crow.

snake plisken

Some other very interesting choices.


I would pick Doc Faustus. He's got me convinced he really is a serial killer. He's an evil dude.

The Boston Strangler?

lol...cmon NE which character? And dont pick a giant monster!!

[The Mothman]

The Duke
http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/dukenukem3dbox.jpg
or Riki Oh
http://shitbusters.vaevictis.nl/screens/ricky/13.png

[massacre man]

Some other very interesting choices.




The Boston Strangler?

lol...cmon NE which character? And dont pick a giant monster!!

Your quoting every choice makes me suspicious. What are Batman and I going to be doing in the near future?

[_____V_____]

The Duke
or Riki Oh

The second choice was quite obvious. :p

Your quoting every choice makes me suspicious. What are Batman and I going to be doing in the near future?

A song-and-dance routine? lol jk...I m just a curious George, thats all. :cool:

It has nothing significant to do with anything in the near future. Nope, nothing at all. ;)

[bloody_ribcut]

And dont pick a giant monster!!


ok, Blade then.

[_____V_____]

Blade

Very nice choice, Gus. :)

[ChronoGrl]

I feel as though I monopolized four female badasses.

Since most normal non-greedy people only chose one, I'd have to go with Ripley.

Posher can have The Bride.

[Doc Faustus]

I choose Waldo. He's a master of stealth. He's hidden somewhere in this post. He's that good.

[Posher778]

Clover from Cloverfield. I think he'd come in handy.

Too late. I called him.

[Posher778]

Oh, and if this turns out to be a clever method of commencing a new game/tournament/whatever, I choose V as my tag team partner, for sheer exploitation purposes.

[massacre man]

I choose Waldo. He's a master of stealth. He's hidden somewhere in this post. He's that good.

What if someone puts you on ignore? Will he be crushed when the post turns into the little box?

[hacelikewhoa]

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/news/comic-news/lara-croft.jpg

Lara Croft hands down

[ferretchucker]

Awww, now. Clovie's pretty big and scary. Maybe you'll be safer with someone your own size.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/des-1.jpg





:p


That hurt Chrono. That hurt bad...:(



:p

[newb]

Looking at all the choices....it looks like Hellboy and myself will be kicking much ass.


I even own a jacket like his..so we will be very stylish together

[Posher778]

Looking at all the choices....it looks like Hellboy and myself will be kicking much ass.


I even own a jacket like his..so we will be very stylish together

Plus you're both old as hell.

[_____V_____]

Ripley.

Waldo.

Lara Croft

More interesting choices. Plenty of diversity, too.


That hurt bad...

Psst...who would you choice be then, my dear English youngin?

[Angra]

My dad.

Coz i miss him.

[_____V_____]

My dad.

Coz i miss him.

He isnt a character from movies, games or books though.

But this is a Kodak moment...our very own Angra being solemn, serious and nostalgic? Rare post that one.

A penny for your thoughts, my friend.

[Angra]

He isnt a character from movies, games or books though.





How would you know?

He might be a character from a book. :D



No, my dad died of cancer in the summer of 2007 and has just left a big empty place in my life and soul.


But enough of that.


We need more new years threads people!!

[bloody_ribcut]

Very nice choice, Gus. :)

yeah, he could handle all the others while i sit back and smoke.

[missmacabre]

http://yalitlovers.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/173745__buffy_l.jpg

She's fun, strong, has fought everything in the books by the end of the last season of Angel annnd she always comes back when she dies.

[mikeyjay88]

my tag team partner would be Marv from sin city hes badass strong and funny.

[Dante'sInferno]

http://yalitlovers.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/173745__buffy_l.jpg

She's fun, strong, has fought everything in the books by the end of the last season of Angel annnd she always comes back when she dies.
Willow is teh smex. To bad she's gay. :(

[Roderick Usher]

Joe Hallenbeck

[roshiq]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/486/robocopuo8.png

[_____V_____]

buffy.

Marv.

Joe Hallenbeck

robocop.

Plenty of interesting choices.

Angra's dream is beginning to get shape...:cool:

[ChronoGrl]

No, my dad died of cancer in the summer of 2007 and has just left a big empty place in my life and soul.



Mine too in 2002. I'm sorry, that sucks. *HUG*

[Angra]

Mine too in 2002. I'm sorry, that sucks. *HUG*


I said, enough of that.


But thanks. You're sweet.

[The_Return]

Well, 'cause MassacreMan wimped out and went with ol' Batty-Boy, I'm going with my man in the purple suit:

http://www.rotheblog.com/images/movies/d_movies/joker_wizardmagfull.jpg

http://www.criticsrant.com/Images/criticsrant_com/News%20Rants/Dark%20Knight/Joker3.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l85/justoshagohod/Cesar_Romero_Joker.gif

...or, if I had to pick a runner-up, I'd be all for Daniel Plainview:

http://poundingtherock.com/images/admin/08plainview.jpg

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/t/there_will_be_blood_flip/1.jpg

[neverending]

Hal Jordan

[Zero]

King Kong - eat your human hearts out losers!

[_____V_____]

joker
Daniel Plainview

Hal Jordan

Wonderful choices, gentlemen.


Psst redhead, you have to pick a more "human" character.

[bloody_ribcut]

you have to pick a more "human" character.



then, i pick chuck norris

[neverending]

He was talking to the monkey.

[Disease]

Hmm, maybe Edgar Frog....

[ferretchucker]

If the character has to be more human I pick...The Predator.

I see how that sentence opposes itself, but I think the predator is humanoid enough to be counted. If it isn't __V__, just say, and I'll pick another.

[Psycom5k]

Guys who can pull off makeup are hot.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g55/jep_davis84/ICP.jpg

:D Couldn't help myself.

http://kushala.net/kusabav104/a/src/121151035654.jpg

Probably Ryuk for me....

http://www.flickscribe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/pinapple-express-02.jpg

But most likely this guy. :)

[Elvis_Christ]

Swan from The Warriors

[_____V_____]

then, i pick chuck norris

Blade is pretty good.


Hmm, maybe Edgar Frog....

The Predator.

Ryuk
pinapple express

Swan from The Warriors

More interesting choices. Good partners, too.

[The_Return]

http://kushala.net/kusabav104/a/src/121151035654.jpg

Probably Ryuk for me....


Nice choice...just starting to get into Death Note myself. Goddamn Ryuk is cool.

[GorePhobia]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/63/Road_House.jpg

and

http://a690.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/48/l_979c02f70cabf2e4217c448e7cbedfa9.jpg

Me and Swayze in the same role.

[ChronoGrl]

http://kushala.net/kusabav104/a/src/121151035654.jpg



Dude.

I bet he has a huge wang.

See? HOT. :p

.........

Gore - LOL! That's AWESOME!!!

[alkytrio666]

Me and Popeye.

http://www.harbormoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/popeye_doyle.jpg

[_____V_____]

James Dalton - Road House.

Popeye Doyle.


*evil grin*

As you wish. ;)

[Doc Faustus]

Tough competition, but you can't stop a man you cannot find!HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

[alkytrio666]

Tough competition, but you can't stop a man you cannot find!HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Hey Doc, you ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?

[GorePhobia]

Gore - LOL! That's AWESOME!!!

Thanks.

:)

[Babygurl20]

Firstly, I'd pick Tony Montana most definetely cause that fool just don't give a shit!!! I mean come on......"Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass, and see if it fits" was a priceless line and he said it when they were gonna kill his best friend!!! Secondly, I'd choose Tyler Durden because..............well, because "we don't know where he's been." LMAO:D

[_____V_____]

Firstly, I'd pick Tony Montana most definetely cause that fool just don't give a shit!!! I mean come on......"Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass, and see if it fits" was a priceless line and he said it when they were gonna kill his best friend!!! Secondly, I'd choose Tyler Durden because..............well, because "we don't know where he's been." LMAO:D

Whoa!! Now thats what I call a REAL blast from the past!

Howdy, stranger...welcome back to these parts of the Net. Thought we would never see you again, but its so good to have you back. :)

[Babygurl20]

Whoa!! Now thats what I call a REAL blast from the past!

Howdy, stranger...welcome back to these parts of the Net. Thought we would never see you again, but its so good to have you back. :)


Thanx so much, it's great to be back!!!!

[Zero]

Wonderful choices, gentlemen.


Psst redhead, you have to pick a more "human" character.

species-ist!


Then I pick

Keyser Soze

[La Chat Noire]

I've been going through the episodes of Burn Notice lately and I have to say Gabrielle Anwar and Bruce Campbell's characters make great partners. Few things are hotter than an Irish girl who can handle big guns and Bruce Campbell needs no explanation.

[_____V_____]

Tony Montana Tyler Durden

Burn Notice Gabrielle Anwar
Bruce Campbell's characters

Interesting choices.


Keyser Soze

Thats already been picked and taken, redhead. You have to choose someone else.

How about Dr Zaius? Both of you are of the same genus and both can easily be shot to death. ;)

[massacre man]

More interesting choices. Good partners, too.

The Pineapple Express character he picked is named Saul Silver.

[Angra]

Seth Gecko

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p17/Kasper_76/2001067786765895654_rs.jpg

[Roderick Usher]

Seth Gecko

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p17/Kasper_76/2001067786765895654_rs.jpg

good call... he'll be tought to beat

[Angra]

good call... he'll be tought to beat


Hey, he's with me. HE'll be the happy one. :cool:

;)

[alkytrio666]

Hey, he's with me. HE'll be the happy one. :cool:

;)
Do I sense some sexual undertones?

[Angra]

Do I sense some sexual undertones?


No. No you didn't, Dr. Phil.

[_____V_____]

The Pineapple Express character he picked is named Saul Silver.

Thanks, bud. :)

Seth Gecko

Killer choice. Let's see if the combo will be killer, too. ;)

[Zero]

fine - although i still think Kong should count (and the other guy misspelled Keyser Soze) ---

but I will choose my own partner (thank you very much mister uber-controlling V):

I choose a man who can see through the bullshit and who has come to kick ass and chew bubble gum and is decidedly all out of bubblegum!


NADA -

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/they-live5.jpg

[_____V_____]

Now THAT is a kickass partner, redhead.

WTG! :D

[Babygurl20]

I'd also choose Al Pacino as Michael Corleone in "The Godfather".:cool: