Humans & mortal Gods

[Alucard]

Heh Heh........
I seem to have proven a point.
By dissing your mortal music Gods I have angerd you.
And like children you scream " What , how can this be you do not like somthing I enjoy , You must be put to death for your crimes"
For the record I do like SOAD and Tool.
As for pantara I could care less.
Sit back and look at yourselves.
You released all your agressions on me , leting me win.







By pissing you off

My test is complete.

Anger destroys all

Even yourself

[Rotting Eye]

Sometimes I pee my pants.

Oh, and you:

[Alucard]

Who said I pissed in your pants.










Im the one who shit in them.


Enjoy

[Rotting Eye]

So that was your shit? What have you been eating.. geez, it looks like baby food.

[kpropain]

Get a fucking life Alucard, oh wait I forgot you are so pathetic you couldn't even buy one. http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/fingers/fing07.gif

[Alucard]

Wow kpropain
They let you drive.
Who knew Gay pandas can drive.





By the way my life is fine, thank you panda boy.

[moonsorrow]

i am so damn sure i know you...you sure your not norwegian?
there can be only one....so damn anoying person.

[Arioch]

I dont give a shit at all if you dont like tool or SOAD, you like some pretty weak bands so your opinion in this arena is less than credible.


Oh and BTW, that hellsing anime in you avatar was the weakest anime AND the lamest version of dracula ive ever watched.:rolleyes:

[Alucard]

Who asked you boy.
And what version of Dracula .
You must not be watching the same thing.








So run back to mommy, boy.


I will deal with you later Arioch.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Alacarte, Arrivederci or whatever it is you call yourself. And that is all it is... something you call yourself. if you are roleplaying you are a sad representation. Snap out of it child and come to your senses.

Thats right, get back on the ritalin and put down the comics. Its ok, come back to the real world. *waves a cookie and a sticker book* it's ok little guy. No ones gonna hurt ya *hides ball peen hammer behind my back*

[Alucard]

Heh
Blow me , Je Sis homo ,
Dr Suis Phnone Or whoever the hell you are.




And thanks for the cookie and a sticker book.

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by Alucard
Heh
Blow me , Je Sis homo ,
Dr Suis Phnone Or whoever the hell you are.




And thanks for the cookie and a sticker book.

Wow.. Umm.. I found an award for you :D

[Alucard]

Wow , so your the award giver and mascot.
Nice picture queer.

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by Alucard
Nice picture queer.

I know, I managed to get a quick snapshop of yo' momma at Walmart the other day.

ZING!

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Alucard
Heh
Blow me , Je Sis homo ,
Dr Suis Phnone Or whoever the hell you are.




And thanks for the cookie and a sticker book.

With all this implied wisdom of yours, the best you can come back with is a lame rip off of something that was already done? Tsk tsk tsk indeed *shakes head* As another posted when you first made your presence known *though the wreaking stench of an unchecked diaper and the annoying sound of gnawing on a pacifier was enough* One would expect more from you. But I suppose you are just another statistic.... welcome to the wonderful world of "Soon to be owned and havent a clue that its coming yet"

Oh and by the way you are quite welcome for the cookie and sticker book, now sit in the corner like a good lil bitch and let the adults talk for a while. When we want to see you dance we will call upon you child.

[Alucard]

Ha
You all do know I just keep on wining the more I piss you all off.




Keep em coming.
Anyway I still come out on top.

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by Alucard
Ha
You all do know I just keep on wining the more I piss you all off.




Keep em coming.
Anyway I still come out on top.

Technically, you're on bottom.

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Technically, you're on bottom.

hey where did u get the pic i like it

[otis]

This is really funny hearing this guy being made fun of. But let's not fuel his fire, even though it is really shitty and shouldn't be called a flame. Whoops, there i go.

[Rotting Eye]

Random pic off a random website, sorry heh :D

[Alucard]

Nice.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Alucard
Anyway I still come out on top.

Dude the only way you could get on top is with a fist full of twenties and a bangkok whore. And even then Im doubting it.

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Random pic off a random website, sorry heh :D

that pic would make for a funny t shirt :D

[Alucard]

Ha
Look how much of all your time I have wasted.



Keep it coming.

[otis]

Do ya'll see what i am talking about?

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Alucard
Ha
Look how much of all your time I have wasted.


This would imply that I have something else I want to be doing at the moment. So sorry for you this is not the case, infact I enjoy coming by each evening before heading off to sleep, just to find little punks such as yourself. The only thing missing right now is that picture of you bent over a chair with tits tattooed to your back and the word bitch shaved in the back of your head.

[Alucard]

All of them are to stupid to see what Im doing to them.

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Alucard
All of them are to stupid to see what Im doing to them.

how am i stupid? i haven't even said anything to you

[Alucard]

I am sorry bloodygurl02 .
You are not part of the stupid children I speak of.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Alucard
All of them are to stupid to see what Im doing to them.

They are too stupid to see what it is that I'm doing to them.


sorry, I would have felt stupid if I didnt correct your grammar.

ok, now carry on little one...

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Alucard
I am sorry bloodygurl02 .
You are not part of the stupid children I speak of.

ok so now i will sit back w/ my soda and chips and just watch the i guess grudge match. its all ways fun to do :D but i miss the sam and SFF grudge matches :( o well

thanx for the apology btw alucard

please proceed w/ the bashing:D

[otis]

Uh oh, what's that? Are you being nice and polite? This is a weird streak in you. Most of the time you are just making people pissed so they make themselves look kind of stupid while they are making you look stupid. Are you wanting attention?

[Sam The Egg]

what's the point of this thread?

[Alucard]

I only thrash those who rag on me for my likes and disslikes.
My apologys to those who get cought up in my fights.

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by otis
Uh oh, what's that? Are you being nice and polite? This is a weird streak in you. Most of the time you are just making people pissed so they make themselves look kind of stupid while they are making you look stupid. Are you wanting attention?

was that directed to me????? cuz i harldy piss off ppl here i only did it to instigator

[otis]

That was to ALucard.

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by otis
That was to ALucard.

oh ok sorry my bad

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
what's the point of this thread?

holy frickin signature batman!!!!!!!!!!

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
holy frickin signature batman!!!!!!!!!!

well said lol.

[Alucard]

Do any of you know what started the whole trash Alucard shit.

[otis]

I like Sam, but i want to say things that he won't post back to. Becaues like one of his posts is the size of a normal page. Everytime i scroll past, i think no way this is this long. Is it ever going to end?

[Sam The Egg]

calm down, it's just for tonight

[otis]

thank you.

[Sam The Egg]

you're welcome :D

[Alucard]

Uh....

[otis]

Damn it. That was a shit load of scrolling just to read that short reply. Does anyone really read sigs? I know i never do. I look at the avatar, sometimes. But i never read sigs.

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by otis
Damn it. That was a shit load of scrolling just to read that short reply. Does anyone really read sigs? I know i never do. I look at the avatar, sometimes. But i never read sigs.

i usually read the sigs. some r pretty cool to read

[Sam The Egg]

especially mine. Over an hour's worth of hilarium

[Je Suis Phnomne]

thank god for speed scroll lol

[moonsorrow]

someone should deffinatley put a limmit to how manny characters your cig can contain

[otis]

I love how this thread is about Alucard's scheme for attention, but we are talking about Sam's ridicoulsly long signature.

[Sam The Egg]

Yeah, I kinda figured there'd be either a character limit or a size limit (like "Only so many KB of data" or whatever), but apparently there isn't

[Alucard]

I will take my leave for now

[moonsorrow]

awww...it didnt get enough atention.

[Sam The Egg]

see? My Eddie Izzard sig did something good.
You're Welcome

[moonsorrow]

never thought id say this sam but i like you man, we should keep you around so you can say something dumb and get rid of that alucard fellaw.
i swear i know that guy...

[otis]

Thanks.

See what i told ya'll it is just like poision ivy or a retarted kid. Just don't give it attention, it will go away. Except with Jason Vorphees.

[moonsorrow]

il bet you that works on jason vorhees to

[Arioch]

LOL the sig owns sam. Alucard is just kinda sad. And hes dracula in that anime man, spell alucard backwards. Its pretty obvious.

[Alucard]

Son of Dracula , dumbass.

[Sam The Egg]

I didn't say anything to get rid of him. We started talking about my awsm signature and it took attention away from him.

[moonsorrow]

i thought you were leaving...allright, il stick around for this

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
I didn't say anything to get rid of him. We started talking about my awsm signature and it took attention away from him.

good job:D he was being an attention whore any way

[moonsorrow]

exactley, everytime you open your mouth somehting incredibley stupid comes out of it....rrr....or everytime you move you type something dumb...either way it put focus somewhere else.
i dont mind seing alucard making a god damn fool of himself though.

p.s. its just anoying, not awsome.

[otis]

Holy shit!!! Did you see that? When you were the only post on that page? The page was still so long. I cannot get over this long ass signature.

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by Alucard
Son of Dracula , dumbass.

For being the son of Dracula he's pretty shitty.

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
For being the son of Dracula he's pretty shitty.

LMAO some son of dracula

[otis]

Noooooo!!!! Ya'll doing it again. Why did i bring it up? He is a rash not an itch. If you scratch it spreads, not goes away.

[bloodygurl02]

good point otis

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by otis
Noooooo!!!! Ya'll doing it again. Why did i bring it up? He is a rash not an itch. If you scratch it spreads, not goes away.

Well actually, you're right. I'll just talk crap about him, but ignore his posts. BRILLIANT.

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Well actually, you're right. I'll just talk crap about him, but ignore his posts. BRILLIANT.

practically an evil genius lil sis:D. sounds weird calling u lil sis cuz u r a guy so how about lil brother its not as awkward sounding:D

[otis]

Whatever tickles your taco, man. Do what you please.

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by bloodygurl02
practically an evil genius lil sis:D sounds weird calling u lil sis cuz u r a guy so how about lil brother

Sounds like a plan!

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by moonsorrow
exactley, everytime you open your mouth somehting incredibley stupid comes out of it....rrr....or everytime you move you type something dumb...either way it put focus somewhere else.
i dont mind seing alucard making a god damn fool of himself though.

p.s. its just anoying, not awsome.

others seem to disagree

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Sounds like a plan!

ok lil bro:D sounds better lol

u r such the evil genius

[Rotting Eye]

Oh, I almost forgot the crap talking.

Alucard has a small wang.

Mmm... evil genuis goodness.

[moonsorrow]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
others seem to disagree

mabythey do, but thats the keyword...others.

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Oh, I almost forgot the crap talking.

Alucard has a small wang.

Mmm... evil genuis goodness.

lol have any evil plans??????

[Sam The Egg]

yes, and they definately disagree. You, Vamp and Ritualistic are the only ones recently who seem to dislike me.

[moonsorrow]

whats to like? an empty skull with empty thoughts, running around claiming to be diverse members of the board basicley doing anything possible to step on toes... you and alucard have alot in common.

[otis]

When i first came here, the first post i read was a vs one. It consisted of sam making a fool out of someone. I didn't know what to think of him. But now i know he has good taste in movies and respectable replys.

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by moonsorrow
whats to like? an empty skull with empty thoughts, running around claiming to be diverse members of the board basicley doing anything possible to step on toes... you and alucard have alot in common.

I dunno, why don't you ask them?

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by otis
When i first came here, the first post i read was a vs one. It consisted of sam making a fool out of someone. I didn't know what to think of him. But now i know he has good taste in movies and respectable replys.

thought the same at first about sam but he seems to b a different person now.

[Rotting Eye]

Evil plans huh... I can feel the hamster wheel in my head turning.

Well what's so great about you Moonsorrow? All you talk about is wanting to die, how you want a bloody house, and other worthless crap.

You wonder why people think goths whine? It's because they do. All I see coming out of you is talking about wanting to die or something shit. Oh boy!

At least Sam contributes.

[Sam The Egg]

Leaving pretty soon. So, as promised, my sig is now a lot shorter

[moonsorrow]

is it so important to be liked by me? i am nobody special.
if i ever saw you i would break every bone in your body and that wont change.

[Sam The Egg]

Man, threatening people with violence over the internet. That's actually kinda pathetic.

[moonsorrow]

not a threat, fact, even if i knew where you lived you need to have some serius issues withsomeone to go to the us to kick someones ass.

[Rotting Eye]

Eh, hey goth.. stop whining and die.

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by moonsorrow
not a threat, fact, even if i knew where you lived you need to have some serius issues withsomeone to go to the us to kick someones ass.

Okay, so it's a fact, whatever. That doesn't make it any less pathetic

[moonsorrow]

finaly, a sig i can handle.

[otis]

Yeah, i know. with that Jesus's son avatar sam kinda seemed childish no, sorry, he was very blunt. But now with this new avatar, he seems kinda wise and he dosen't have those out of leftfield comments.

[Arioch]

Son of Dracula , dumbass.

Alucard is the son of dracula in the Konami Castlevania games ONLY, in Hellsing the anime, as in most other literature, he is ACTUALLY DRACULA.

Watch the last couple episodes of that anime and you'll see the split screen shots of him being compared to Vlad the Impaler who was Dracula. He also IMPALES his last enemy in the ending episode.

Jesus, i dont even LIKE the anime and i picked that shit up. Tell me if theres anything ELSE i need to spell out for you.;)

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by otis
Yeah, i know. with that Jesus's son avatar sam kinda seemed childish no, sorry, he was very blunt. But now with this new avatar, he seems kinda wise and he dosen't have those out of leftfield comments.

Huh? What does the Jesus' Son Avatar have to do with anything?

[avenged_soul]

no anger will i hold on a foolish mortal as yourself, fo i will heal thee with the music of the ONE.

[otis]

Probably because at first i thought it was Ashton Kutcher. And i thought, ewwww..... Ashton Kutcher. Then you told me who he was so i understand. But this new avatar is ..... I can't explain it. I just makes you look really calm and wise or something. No offense or anything sam.

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by otis
Probably because at first i thought it was Ashton Kutcher. And i thought, ewwww..... Ashton Kutcher. Then you told me who he was so i understand. But this new avatar is ..... I can't explain it. I just makes you look really calm and wise or something. No offense or anything sam.
Meh. Oddly enough, I have noticed that I act a little differently with each decorative change (Av, title, sig and location)

[Arioch]

this ones the best sam, your attitude AND avatar/sig.

[sleepaway]

Originally posted by bloodygurl02
LMAO some son of dracula

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