Hate for Rudolph

[phantomstranger]

This rant was written by a friend of mine who calls himself "Tatbat" (due to all of his bat and/or Batman tatoos) and I thought it was hysterical:

I so dislike the story of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and here's
why.
>
> So here's a sweet and loving creature that was born with a little
something
> extra. Instead of being appreciated for his uniqueness he's taunted
and
> ostracized by his family and friends.
>
> I can see how the other reindeer children could do this because
let's face
> it, children can and often are very mean to other children who are
> different.
>
> One would think that poor Rudolph would have at least found some
solace and
> compassion from his family but that wasn't happening either.
>
> One would also think that Santa, the guy who loves all the world's
children
> just the way they are and bases his judgments on who has been
naughty or
> nice would have been nicer but NOOOO.
>
> What does fat-ass do? He tells Rudolph's parents that he'll never
be able to
> be on the team because of his nose.
>
> It isn't until Rudolph and his little gay dentist elf friend risk
their
> lives to save Christmas, that anyone in the damn story has any
respect for
> the them.
>
> OK I feel better now. Have a wonderful holiday season!
>
> __________________________

[ferretchucker]

I just hate the idea of a mutant reindeer suddenly becoming the most famous of the lot, and the one everyone thinks of.

[stubbornforgey]

I seriously just hate the idea that now ..in this day and age
People are putting criticism to every damn thing..
including childrens cartoon characters and story book creatures.
Donald duck is deemed obscene cos he isn't wearing ANY PANTS!!!
Mickey mouse and Minnie Mouse are married but live in different
apartments ..??

.NOW RUDOLPH A FUCKEN REDNOSED REIGNDEER'!

oh man..
Santa can't say ho'ho'ho cos its deemed offensive due to the fact
every female feels violated ..thinking santa is calling her a WHORE??

What the hell happened to make beleive
what has happened to us,,?
are we so damned p.c right now..that we have forgotten what its like
to be a child.

Em saying this now because the other day a child at a toy shop in my area
was told by his mother that he could choose any toy he wanted from the shelf
for being such a good boy..
it took this kid close to an hour to find a toy that his mum approved of ..because everything he picked..she had found something offensive about.
Even the bouncy ball that had a picture of spiderman..
what so offensive about that you ask..
on closer examination..YOU COULD SEE THE OUTLINE OF HIS GENITILES..
'rolls her eyes'

I was there with my crew n I was on the verge of saying AHHHHHHH FOR FUX SAKES LADY'.

Argh ..thats my rave.