View Full Version : Babies on Spikes
Sam The Egg
02-13-2004, 07:02 PM
What do you think? It was supposed to be a poll, but I'll just ask what you think of them.
HappyCamper
02-13-2004, 07:05 PM
Babies on spikes huh? Sounds good to me, if it's at all like Beef on a Stick then i'm all for em!
HappyCamper
02-13-2004, 07:07 PM
Sam the Egg, have you ever seen the stand-up comedy of Eddie Izzard he has a bit about "Babies on Spikes" that's hilarious!!
http://www.eddieizzard.com
Sam The Egg
02-13-2004, 07:08 PM
Where do you think I got the idea from? I've got the DVD of that show.
HappyCamper
02-13-2004, 07:33 PM
oh duh....um everyone becomes a Reesis Monkey?
Sam The Egg
02-13-2004, 07:34 PM
probably not
Arioch
02-14-2004, 12:35 PM
I FUCKING LOVE EDDIE IZZARD. I have his "circle" and "gloria" standups downloaded. and his "dressed to kill" HBO special on tape. Watch them endlessly, hes just so intelligently humorous, and his presentation is so over the top. LOL, im laughin just thinkin about him.
Sam The Egg
02-14-2004, 12:37 PM
They say that Britain and America are to countries sperated by the Atlantic Ocean, and it's true.
Haunted
02-14-2004, 02:05 PM
All right, an Eddie Izzard thread.
Can't get the damn trees...KILL EVERYONE!! heh heh heh
Sam The Egg
02-14-2004, 02:06 PM
Where shall we spend our honeymoon, Adolf?
In a ditch, covered in Petrol, on fire.
Oh, how romantic.
Yes, I thought so.
*Bang, thud, whoosh*
Tiny Terror
02-14-2004, 02:13 PM
you were prbly on a spike becuz thats why your so stupid!
lol
Arioch
02-14-2004, 03:08 PM
"alright we've had a bloody war, give the countries back, come on"
--"britain!"
--"what?"
--"Give 'em back"
--"Oh...alright"
Oh and everyone remembers the "cake or death" bit lol.
Sam The Egg
02-14-2004, 03:43 PM
Cake or death!?
Uh, Cake please.
Sam The Egg
02-14-2004, 03:46 PM
I'm listening to Dress To Kill right now. This totally deserved the Emmys (Emmies?) it got.
DarkwingMantis
02-14-2004, 03:55 PM
Babies on spike...hmmmm. Finally something to replace my lawn flaminco
Arioch
02-14-2004, 03:56 PM
"Uh, cake for me too please!"
"Well, we're OUT of cake. We only had 3 bits and didnt expect such a rush"
Wow really? it got emmys? i didnt think they gave those out to deserving artist.:confused:
Sam The Egg
02-14-2004, 04:11 PM
Eddie Izzard won for Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program, and the show its self won for Outstanding Writing for a Variety, Music or Comedy Program. It was nominated for Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Special, but SNL won that year
"Hitler killed people next door. Awww, stupid man. After a couple of years we won't stand for that, will we?"
Haunted
02-15-2004, 11:56 AM
"Well then, I'll have the chicken."
Should he or shouldn't he have played in that Ben Stiller flick?
Sam The Egg
02-15-2004, 04:53 PM
which one, Mystery Men? I dunno, I haven't seen it. I don't care a lot about his movie career, his stand up is more than enough for me.
fluffho
02-15-2004, 04:59 PM
sam clear out ur pm box
Sam The Egg
02-15-2004, 05:02 PM
done
Arioch
02-15-2004, 05:07 PM
He absolutely owned in velvet goldmine, i didnt see him in mystery men tho.
vera-icon
02-15-2004, 08:46 PM
i agree, he was fantabulous in velvet goldmine, he wasn't bad in mystery men either but he didn't have very many scenes in it... or not that i remember anyway. lol
Arioch
02-15-2004, 09:17 PM
I LOVE the new avatar,sig, title Sam. You gotta keep that one for a while lol.
Sam The Egg
02-15-2004, 09:34 PM
Ah, don't forget location.
"Come on, lighten up, Judas"
EDIT: BTW, I was going to REALLY piss everybody off and put the entire transcript to the Dress to Kill show in my sig, but better judgement and a lack of being able to find it prevailed.
Arioch
02-16-2004, 01:03 PM
lol, you shouldv'e done it. That would have been funny as shit.:p
bloodrayne
02-16-2004, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by Arioch
lol, you shouldv'e done it. That would have been funny as shit.:p
Oh no...PLEASE don't encourage him:eek: :)
Sam The Egg
02-16-2004, 04:41 PM
to tell you the truth, lack of being able to find it had more to do with it than better judgement
Arioch
02-16-2004, 06:10 PM
to tell you the truth, lack of being able to find it had more to do with it than better judgement
LOL that sounds about right;)
Sam The Egg
02-16-2004, 06:24 PM
I found it :p
Don't worry, It's only up for the night, I'll change it back before I sign off, or when I sign back on tomorrow, depending on if I forget
What's the difference than a pile of dead babies and a pile of Money? I don't have a pile of money in my garage.
How can you fit 100 babies into a bowl? A blender.
How can you can get them out? A bag of chips.
Sam The Egg
02-16-2004, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by otis
How can you can get them out? A bag of chips.
Or a straw
Why can't Jesus eat Skittles? They fall through the holes in his hands.
I also have a Jew joke.