v-day is coming up....wats ur romantic gift? *horror of course*

[avenged_soul]

i would want ann oz of my loves blood! in a little vial. how sweet....nothing says love like B-L-OO-D!!!!

[Wicked Lady]

my heart...blood dripping, pulse fading, then i slowly drop to his feet...

[avenged_soul]

ooooo good! i like it but then you cant enjoy his presence. although it could be like a gothic romeo and juliet thing!

[PsychoticPanda]

A face. A severed human face.

......

Just kidding!

Or..

am...

I? :confused:

[swiftdeath]

Romantic gift? Hahaha, I don't intend to give anyone a gift. V-day, just a waste of my time.

[Rotting Eye]

V-Day means Vagina Day!!! Since it's horror, it'll be that time of the month, and it'll be hairy and stinky.

That's what I want.

[Sam The Egg]

a big plastic dick

[Rotting Eye]

I'll give you a mold of my dick.

They make those you know.

[crazy clown]

i'll give her a tie.

[Sam The Egg]

I said big plastic dick, not loose plastic vagina

[Rotting Eye]

Only my butthole is loose. You should know that by now.

[Sam The Egg]

yeah, I've been noticing that lately

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by swiftdeath
Romantic gift? Hahaha, I don't intend to give anyone a gift. V-day, just a waste of my time.

i agree i stoped caring about vday a few yrs back. long story don't wanna get in to it:(

[MythMan84]

O tell us blood :) (i'm really bored)

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by MythMan84
O tell us blood :) (i'm really bored)

i rather not go into here. sorry:( its too upsetting

[MythMan84]

ok anyone got any REAL ideas for me i need one for my gf

[Sam The Egg]

Cunilingus

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by MythMan84
ok anyone got any REAL ideas for me i need one for my gf

take her out, buy her flowers anything just make sure she knows that u care about her. i am sure she would like that.

[Sam The Egg]

buy her a tattoo on her face of your penis

[MythMan84]

good idea blodd, but i'm kinda leanin towards the penis one (too bad it would cover her whole body it's so huge)

[Sam The Egg]

but get a sexy female tattoo artist

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by MythMan84
good idea blodd, but i'm kinda leanin towards the penis one (too bad it would cover her whole body it's so huge)

lol. well u could get her a puppy or stuffed animal or something :D. i already am looking forward to a another lame v-day. :(

[Evisceration]

You're all making me depressed.

:(

Not more than I already have been...but...

*goes into his crawl space*

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Evisceration
You're all making me depressed.

:(

Not more than I already have been...but...

*goes into his crawl space*

i take it your not looking forward to v-day either.

sorry for making you feel depressed

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by MythMan84
ok anyone got any REAL ideas for me i need one for my gf

http://nawtythings.com/a_graphics/edibles/e6.jpg

[MythMan84]

SAm your pretty disturbed,........but what flavors do they come in

[GorePhobia]

here is your pastic penis sam
http://www.stud.hio.no/~s115452/dildo.jpg

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by MythMan84
SAm your pretty disturbed,........but what flavors do they come in
Does it matter?

[Evisceration]

Crotchless panties suck.

They leave nothing to the imagination.

[Sam The Egg]

fuck imagination, I want pussy

[Rotting Eye]

Vagina in my face!
Sweet.

As for Mythman.. Just tell her it's time to get checked out, and pull one of these.

[fluffho]

the shits

(im going to hometown buffet)

[coldwhisper]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Cunilingus

Yeah, she'll like that!!!

[kpropain]

Someone's head on a plate. Alright who's offering their head, c'mon gotta be someone? :D http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/210.gif http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/teu28.gif

[avenged_soul]

Originally posted by MythMan84
ok anyone got any REAL ideas for me i need one for my gf

tell her you love her! and if u dont the buy her roses and candy and call it a day! or dinner and watching the stars!

[hellfire1]

no romantic gift... just the fact that the guy remembers it's valentine's day is enough for me

[fluffho]

all i can say, not to be offensive myth

but your 12.

theres only so many things 2 12 year olds can do

.... why not go ice skating... have ur mama drop u 2 off and go in circles? thats what i used to do back then

[Rotting Eye]

Dude you're only 12, but I do have a solution!

Just kick back at home and watch each other's pubies grow. Screw goin out.

[hellfire1]

lmao !!! how entertaining !

[Sam The Egg]

then shave them off

[Rotting Eye]

I was thinking.. Pluck them out with each other's teeth.

Then floss.

[Sam The Egg]

that would hurt, though. Lick them off, maybe

[Rotting Eye]

That works too

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by MythMan84
ok anyone got any REAL ideas for me i need one for my gf

[MythMan84]

look i know i'm 12 but i have way more freedom than you would think

[kpropain]

Originally posted by MythMan84
look i know i'm 12 but i have way more freedom than you would think Ask her if you can stick your winky in her stinky and see what happens :D

[fluffho]

Originally posted by MythMan84
look i know i'm 12 but i have way more freedom than you would think

doesnt matter how much freedom you have, fact is, your mama drives you everywhere

[MythMan84]

ther your wrong i have a seventeen year old brother who i'm good friends with and will drive me anywhere with my girl friend :)

[Sam The Egg]

and as payment, he gets to fuck your girlfriend, right?

[kpropain]

Ask her if she wants a baby batter milkshake:D

[MythMan84]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
and as payment, he gets to fuck your girlfriend, right? o yeah man, :) he's got his own girl, i hear noises from his room (hope it's not my girl)

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by MythMan84
o yeah man, :) he's got his own girl, i hear noises from his room (hope it's not my girl)

chances are if you dont KNOW its not your girl, it most likely is:D

[fluffho]

considering you are 12, im guesing your gf is 12

so i really hope its NOT your girl that hes making noises with

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by fluffho
considering you are 12, im guesing your gf is 12

so i really hope its NOT your girl that hes making noises with

rulz iz diffent down der in West Virginia *where the men are men and the sheep are scared to death*

[Sam The Egg]

Why do men in West Virginia fuck sheep on cliff edges?
So the sheep will keep backing up

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Why do men in West Virginia fuck sheep on cliff edges?
So the sheep will keep backing up

lol

What do you call the sweat that forms in the crack of the mans ass when a brother and sister in West Virginia fuck?






























Relative Humidity

[VampRocker]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Why do men in West Virginia fuck sheep on cliff edges?
So the sheep will keep backing up

Haha! Awesome.

And what's this nonsense of having a girlfriend at age twelve? Is that even possible? Do you help feed eachother mashed carrots and creamed peas or something?

I kid, I kid. Go girlfriends!

[Sam The Egg]

Relative Humidity

[MythMan84]

i think i'll get her the penis tatoo from sam, but i think i'll just have her come over and make out with her

[avenged_soul]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg


thats so mean, and yet somehow verry funny! do u have one w/ a frog in a blender? lol


see ur not mean all the time!!!! you have a weird sence of humor!

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by avenged_soul
thats so mean, and yet somehow verry funny! do u have one w/ a frog in a blender? lol


see ur not mean all the time!!!! you have a weird sence of humor!
I've got an "owned!" pic I'm dying to use, but nobody's gotten owned enough to warrant a pic. Maybe I can find a place to use it in sarcasm...

[Demon Seed]

I would give a girl the bloody, dripping head of whoever she hates the most. That's what I call love

[GorePhobia]

i acually bought my girlfriend 3 different type of stuffed monkey's because thats her favorite animal....but i should have got her an uppercut from me because she is treating me like shit and making me go crazy

[horrorfreak_904]

FOR MY GIRL I GOT HER A NECKLACE, STUFFED RED AND WHITE PUPPY DOG, CANDY, CARD, AND OF COURSE ROSES, PLUS IM GONNA ATTEMPT TO SUPRISE HER WITH A DINNER PINIC IN MY ROOM. (WITH A FRIENDS HELP ,SHE HELPED ME OUT THINKING IT UP AND ALL). I KNOW I SOUND LIKE A ROMANTIC DOUCHBAG, BUT HEY I LIKE TO TREAT HER GOOD , SHES MY TRUE LOVE..http://www.horror.com/forum/newreply.php#. AND BEFORE I MAKE A BIGGER ASS OF MYSELF IM GONNA LEAVE..SO BYE... LOL

[horrorfreak_904]

IGNORE THAT LINK I DONT KNOW HOW THE HELL IT GOT THERE

[Evisceration]

Originally posted by Demon Seed
I would give a girl the bloody, dripping head of whoever she hates the most. That's what I call love

You're 9, what would you know about love?

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Evisceration
You're 9, what would you know about love?


He knows a hell of a lot more about love than his father ever did:rolleyes: :)

[Evisceration]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
He knows a hell of a lot more about love than his father ever did:rolleyes: :)

owned

[abbycomix]

I'd like to get some chocolate especially dark chocolate...
Anyway here is a funny card i found here:
http://www.meish.org/vd/

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by abbycomix
I'd like to get some chocolate especially dark chocolate...
Anyway here is a funny card i found here:
http://www.meish.org/vd/

really kool card:D

[abbycomix]

Thanks there are a lot of other fun anti-valentine cards at that link too!

[bloodygurl02]

thosr r pretty kool cards abby

[kpropain]

I still want a head on a plate:D

[HappyCamper]

my girlfriend got my boxer shorts with rubber chickens on them! nothing says lovin' like rubber chickens in your pants!