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StepfatherFan
02-06-2004, 08:13 PM
My list:

1. Killer clowns from outer space
2. Breeders
2. NOES 6
3. Beyond the door
4. Jack's back
5. Silent night, deadly night
6. ALL of the Slumber party massacres
7. Hellraiser 3
8. Frogs
8. The island of Dr. Moroue (spelling?)
9. Mortuary
10. ALL of the Tales from the crypt movies

bloodygurl02
02-06-2004, 08:16 PM
scream 3
i still know waht you did last summer
phantasam
amittyville 3 and ther rest after that

Sam The Egg
02-06-2004, 08:18 PM
do we really need another 'worst horror movie' thread?

kpropain
02-06-2004, 08:18 PM
Stepfather1 ,2, and 3

StepfatherFan
02-06-2004, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by bloodygurl02
scream 3
i still know waht you did last summer
phantasam
amittyville 3 and ther rest after that

Phantasm? Uuuh OK. I couldn't add the Scream movies to my list cause I've never watched them. I'm sure they do suck though.

Rotting Eye
02-06-2004, 08:20 PM
Stepfather 1&2
Eight Legged Freaks
Jason X
Freddy vs. Jason
Amityville 3
The Haunting (new version)
Bats
Urban Legends

Probably others but eh.

bloodygurl02
02-06-2004, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by StepfatherFan
Phantasm? Uuuh OK. I couldn't add the Scream movies to my list cause I've never watched them. I'm sure they do suck though.

it was on sci fi the other nite and i found it to b stupid. the first 2 scream moviesIMO were ok but the 3rd one sucked

StepfatherFan
02-06-2004, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Stepfather

HEY! :eek: Hopefully you just mean the movie, and not the quality of acting on Terry O'quinn's part. I think he was great in that movie. a lot of people were talking about his awsome performance in it, including the editor of Fangoria magazine, Tony Timpone.

Sam The Egg
02-06-2004, 08:23 PM
the performance was good, but it was surrounded by shit. I mean the real nasty "I just ate a 1 lb jar of penuts" kinda shit.

Rotting Eye
02-06-2004, 08:23 PM
I believe this is an opinions thread. Not a bitchfest.

bloodygurl02
02-06-2004, 08:24 PM
i know the movie the tingler is a classic but i saw it in english clss and i wasn't really in to it. i also agree w/ u SFF about killer clowns

StepfatherFan
02-06-2004, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
do we really need another 'worst horror movie' thread?

There isnt another one. I looked 4 pages back and there was no worst horror movie thread. Only a worst horror series thread. I really dont care about whether this subject agitates you or not.

kpropain
02-06-2004, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by StepfatherFan
HEY! :eek: Hopefully you just mean the movie, and not the quality of acting on Terry O'quinn's part. I think he was great in that movie. a lot of people were talking about his awsome performance in it, including the editor of Fangoria magazine, Tony Timpone. Actually they all 3 just bored the shit out of me. Didn't really care for them.

StepfatherFan
02-06-2004, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
I believe this is an opinions thread. Not a bitchfest.

I believe this is MY thread, so if your in it to start trouble, as always, then kindly leave.

Rotting Eye
02-06-2004, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by StepfatherFan
I believe this is MY thread, so if your in it to start trouble, as always, then kindly leave.

You intrude on others' threads constantly. I believe you should listen to your own advice.

StepfatherFan
02-06-2004, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Actually they all 3 just bored the shit out of me. Didn't really care for them.

Well, I kinda get the feeling that your into gorrier movies. I know what you mean. Some people just like more blood and guts action.

StepfatherFan
02-06-2004, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
You intrude on others' threads constantly. I believe you should listen to your own advice.

I do take my own advice. I never went into anybody elses thread and told them what they should be saying in it, or what it should be about. Now get lost, troublemaker.

bloodygurl02
02-06-2004, 08:34 PM
hold on let me go get my popcorn and soda this looks like a good match here:D

Rotting Eye
02-06-2004, 08:35 PM
Sorry to burst your bubble, bloody, but I'm going no further.

No point in arguing with idiots. They bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

Besides, it's time to eat! CHICKEN WOOT.

StepfatherFan
02-06-2004, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by bloodygurl02
hold on let me go get my popcorn and soda this looks like a good match here:D

LOL Bloodygurl, your funny.

kpropain
02-06-2004, 08:37 PM
Crack open a budweiser and sit back.

StepfatherFan
02-06-2004, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Sorry to burst your bubble, bloody, but I'm going no further.

No point in arguing with idiots. They bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

Besides, it's time to eat! CHICKEN WOOT.

LOL Translation: OWNED

Now go choke on your chicken.

bloodygurl02
02-06-2004, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Sorry to burst your bubble, bloody, but I'm going no further.

No point in arguing with idiots. They bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

Besides, it's time to eat! CHICKEN WOOT.

thats gloomy. o well. :(

have fun eating!!!!:D

Sam The Egg
02-06-2004, 08:38 PM
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3659&highlight=worst
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=995&highlight=worst
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1552&highlight=worst
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1629&highlight=worst
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1062&highlight=worst

there're five besides this one. There IS a search feature, ya know

bloodygurl02
02-06-2004, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Crack open a budweiser and sit back.

Originally posted by StepfatherFan
LOL Bloodygurl, your funny.

LMAO

thanx

Rotting Eye
02-06-2004, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by StepfatherFan
LOL Translation: OWNED

Now go choke on your chicken.

Actually, I can't resist.

Why would I be the aforementioned "OWNED" one, when I that posted reguarding you? Hmm.. You're acting especially slow today.

And why would I choke my chicken? I have someone that loves me to do that. :D A feeling you will never know, cranky bitch.

StepfatherFan
02-06-2004, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3659&highlight=worst
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=995&highlight=worst
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1552&highlight=worst
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1629&highlight=worst
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1062&highlight=worst

there're five besides this one. There IS a search feature, ya know

Oh, like I'm going to go searching from some old-assed thread when I could just make my own. Who the fuck do you think you are on here? I'll make a thread about whatever the fuck I want, WITHOUT your permission.

What your opinion is worth to me:

Sam The Egg
02-06-2004, 08:44 PM
oh, someone's cranky. What's the point of taking up bandwidth? Spite? Wow, that's very mature.

Rotting Eye
02-06-2004, 08:45 PM
Wow, SFF, your value for Sam's opinion is worth more than your life.

Quite sad really...

StepfatherFan
02-06-2004, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
when I that posted reguarding you? Hmm.. You're acting especially slow today.

Uhhh was that garbled sentence supposed to make sense? Who is slow? LOL

Sam The Egg
02-06-2004, 08:47 PM
OMGRETARDED! It's obvious that he's making SO MUCH sense and is SO quick, that it only appears that he isn't making sense. DUH!

kpropain
02-06-2004, 08:47 PM
Once Again

Rotting Eye
02-06-2004, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by StepfatherFan
Uhhh was that garbled sentence supposed to make sense? Wo is slow? LOL

It makes sense to those who are intelligent.

And it makes only too much sense that you don't understand it.

Sam The Egg
02-06-2004, 08:48 PM
yeah, I've got that index, too
http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/blank.gif

Rotting Eye
02-06-2004, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
OMGRETARDED! It's obvious that he's making SO MUCH sense and is SO quick, that it only appears that he isn't making sense. DUH!

0/\/\6 $@/\/\
1337 h@x0rz

Sam The Egg
02-06-2004, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
It makes sense to those who are intelligent.

And it makes only too much sense that you don't understand it.

See? Told ya

kpropain
02-06-2004, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
yeah, I've got that index, too
http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/blank.gif LOL

StepfatherFan
02-06-2004, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Wow, SFF, your value for Sam's opinion is worth more than your life.

Quite sad really...

LOL My life is worth more than yours and Sam's combined. Actualy, yours and Sam's is only worth about 1/100th of a cent. So, that statement was not accurate.

Sam The Egg
02-06-2004, 08:51 PM
that's your weakest one yet, Step. Come on, even you can do better than that.

Rotting Eye
02-06-2004, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by StepfatherFan
LOL My life is worth more than yours and Sam's combined. Actualy, yours and Sam's is only worth about 1/100th of a cent. So, that statement was not accurate.

Wow, how original was THAT?! Jesus fucking christ, I am quite amazed! That was so fresh and original! OMGWTF WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? I have never heard of a comment like that before. Well, actually, it's kinda like mine! Except you used mine in your own context! WOW. I am SUPER fucking impressed with you!

Congrats, mate!

1337

StepfatherFan
02-06-2004, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
OMGRETARDED! It's obvious that he's making SO MUCH sense and is SO quick, that it only appears that he isn't making sense. DUH!

LOL I rest my case on prooving the level of your stupidity.

Rotting Eye
02-06-2004, 08:57 PM
Oh, and on a side note.

I find it funny that you whiner at Fluffho about her posts, SFF. I find all of your posts far from flawless.

StepfatherFan
02-06-2004, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Wow, how original was THAT?! Jesus fucking christ, I am quite amazed! That was so fresh and original! OMGWTF WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? I have never heard of a comment like that before. Well, actually, it's kinda like mine! Except you used mine in your own context! WOW. I am SUPER fucking impressed with you!

Congrats, mate!

1337

Oh spare me the unoriginality speech. Dude, you haven't been funny since the "ass sweat slap". Give it a fucking rest. Your NOT proving anything, except your inability to get along with people.

Rotting Eye
02-06-2004, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by StepfatherFan
Oh spare me the unoriginality speech. Dude, you haven't been funny since the "ass sweat slap". Give it a fucking rest. Your NOT proving anything, except your inability to get along with people.

Well that's one more time than you've ever been funny. Well, aside from me laughing at your stupidity anyway...

And actually, I find that I get along with everyone pretty well, except for you.

Come to think of it, I don't know that anyone gets along with you. Maybe you should take a hint.

Sam The Egg
02-06-2004, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by StepfatherFan
LOL I rest my case on prooving the level of your stupidity.

Free advice: If anything I say starts with "OMG", then I'm not being serious. You don't seem to be able to tell when someone is kidding or not, so that should help some.

StepfatherFan
02-06-2004, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Well that's one more time than you've ever been funny. Well, aside from me laughing at your stupidity anyway...

And actually, I find that I get along with everyone pretty well, except for you.

Come to think of it, I don't know that anyone gets along with you. Maybe you should take a hint.

A lot of people get along with me. So, what is the hint? You want me to leave? Too fucking bad. Its not gonna happen. You and Sam need to give up "Operation: Intimidate SFF". Its a losing battle. Oh, arent you supposed to be eating?

Sam The Egg
02-06-2004, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Well that's one more time than you've ever been funny. Well, aside from me laughing at your stupidity anyway...

And actually, I find that I get along with everyone pretty well, except for you.

Come to think of it, I don't know that anyone gets along with you. Maybe you should take a hint.

Yeah, you say we're unliked on the board, but you're the one nobody seems to like.

StepfatherFan
02-06-2004, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Yeah, you say we're unliked on the board, but you're the one nobody seems to like.

Oh REALLY? I know what. I'll just do a poll and see what everyone really thinks. Then there will be no dispute.

bloodygurl02
02-06-2004, 09:10 PM
wow this is getting good and i need more popcorn

brb

Sam The Egg
02-06-2004, 09:11 PM
hey, if you wanna waste time posting it, then go ahead. Personally, I don't care much.

bloodygurl02
02-06-2004, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by bloodygurl02
wow this is getting good and i need more popcorn

brb

ok let the drama proceed

Sam The Egg
02-06-2004, 09:14 PM
well, SFF is actually making a thread. Not sure if it's a poll or not, but she's making it.

bloodygurl02
02-06-2004, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
well, SFF is actually making a thread. Not sure if it's a poll or not, but she's making it.

already made and its a poll

Rotting Eye
02-06-2004, 09:16 PM
Ahh, yeah, I just finished eating. That was some damn good fried chicken.

Sam The Egg
02-06-2004, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by bloodygurl02
already made and its a poll

It wasn't done at the time I entered the thread

Angelakillsluts
02-07-2004, 05:27 AM
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003.

(With three pages of bullshit, it looks like my post is "spam")

mictlan
02-07-2004, 05:48 AM
Will you tards stop spamming us with your tantrums, flames and trollishness? Give me a fucking break. Take it off of this forum, please, or at least confine it to threads labelled 'Who likes me?' (poll) or something like that so that the rest of us can ignore your juvenile antics. It's just pathetic. You appear to have driven off the patient, knowledgable and classy Avenger, which is a damn shame.



Ahem. Anyway... Worst horror films? There's a lot of stuff that's so bad that it's not worth even mentioning... direct-to-video horror and stuff like that.

Recently saw Horror of the Blind Dead. The zombies look great but the acting and characters are just miserable. There are some great scenes of a boat that is obviously a toy in a tub of water.

I saw The Undertaker And His Pals yesterday... reminded me of Blood Feast, a little less gory and with a better sense of humor. It really made me want to live in LA in the mid-50s. Everybody in the credits was had first names like Roman or Delmonico.

bloodrayne
02-07-2004, 06:10 AM
Full Moon's...Killjoy...Unbelievably Horrible

in the woods...
02-07-2004, 06:22 AM
..

bloodrayne
02-07-2004, 06:40 AM
"Bloody Murder" was pretty terrible, too...Actually, I believe there are more bad horror movies than good...Especially, at the present time

kama
02-07-2004, 08:20 AM
i love them all

Leper Messiah
02-07-2004, 08:32 AM
TCM 2003 or I spit on your Grave

fluffho
02-07-2004, 08:33 AM
i hate a majority of all the movies i ever watch

and when it comes to horror movies... theyre all awful. ive only though maybe 3 horror movies were any good.

Leper Messiah
02-07-2004, 08:42 AM
Originally posted by fluffho
i hate a majority of all the movies i ever watch

and when it comes to horror movies... theyre all awful.

Then why the hell do you come here?

fluffho
02-07-2004, 08:44 AM
whether or not someone likes horror movies doesnt matter, so long as you are knowledgeable of them and can give an opinion.....

dipshit

EDIT: i especially like how you edited my quote to better suit your response. it wouldnt have made sense if you had left in the part about '3 horror films that i liked' ...

dipshit

kpropain
02-07-2004, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by Leper Messiah
Then why the hell do you come here? Hey

fluffho
02-07-2004, 08:47 AM
heheheh

Leper Messiah
02-07-2004, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by fluffho
heheheh

I was just asking you why you came here. I expected you to say something like "I like talking to people on here or something" Damn, you're too defensive.

fluffho
02-07-2004, 08:54 AM
how in the hell was my response defensive?

YOU ASSHOLE! I CAN TALK IN HERE IF I WANT

now thats defensive..... and if what i put looked like that well you need a class in comprehension

and no, you didnt just ask me why i was here. adding hell into that puts you into the offense. be careful with your word choice

anyway, its cool. u dont like SFF so u got some brains in there, oh god if she sees this i will not see the end of it.

kpropain
02-07-2004, 08:54 AM
Originally posted by Leper Messiah
I was just asking you why you came here. I expected you to say something like "I like talking to people on here or something" Damn, you're too defensive. nice way to edit, man I don't know you but 7 post and you are already talking shit to people tisk tisk. And by the way just to be nice welcome to the board.

Leper Messiah
02-07-2004, 08:59 AM
I just add the word hell for no reason, not trying to be offensive. Yeah, I'm not off to a good start.

fluffho
02-07-2004, 09:00 AM
ehh u just gotta be nice. although i did see what u said to gore but the caps does get annoying

anyways so long as u dont anything too seriously and start randomly cussing out people... i think you will be ok

bloodygurl02
02-07-2004, 09:01 AM
well welcome to the board leper. i think you'll fit in nice here

kpropain
02-07-2004, 09:02 AM
We have dealt with a lot of bullshit around here the past couple of days that's why everyone is so defensive.

SmackingGilbert
02-07-2004, 10:05 AM
The Blair witch project. Who the hell were they kidding?

ownedbysam
03-02-2004, 05:13 PM
I have recently in light of recent event decided that the worst horror movie some of me have ever seen is:

Willard
House of the Dead
Toxic Avenger
Brood

the other of me voice their opinion as:

Freddy vs Jason
All the Hellraiser's
Night of the Creeps
The Blob

Graf-Orlock
03-02-2004, 05:24 PM
Definatly The Devonsville Terror
Its a horrible movie about witches with Donald Pleasents its HORRIBLE. I still love Donald though.

Ownedbysam what are you thinking the Hellraisers an F vs J are incredible! If you don't love them you don't belong here!:o

Angelakillsluts
03-02-2004, 05:27 PM
I'm not sure if I already posted on this thread.

Dr. Giggles or Jason X.

bloodygurl02
03-02-2004, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by ownedbysam
I have recently in light of recent event decided that the worst horror movie some of me have ever seen is:

Willard
House of the Dead
Toxic Avenger
Brood

the other of me voice their opinion as:

Freddy vs Jason
All the Hellraiser's
Night of the Creeps
The Blob

toxic avenger to me is more of a sci fi movie then a horror movie IMO

Bay Area $avage
03-02-2004, 09:24 PM
Worst piles of shit I've ever seen:

1) "Blair SHIT Sandwich"

2) "FearDotCom-pletePileOfShit"

3) "House Of The Dead"

4) "The Woodchipper Massacre"

lyricist
03-02-2004, 11:47 PM
the blair witch project is the worst movie of all time period. end of discusssion.

bloodrayne
03-03-2004, 01:19 AM
Full Moon Video's...Killjoy

Rick
03-03-2004, 02:51 AM
No offence , and in the kindest way possible..... has no-one seen Jason goes to hell ? What the hell was that about ?
Did someone just decide to shit on the rest of the series by changing every scrap of mythology it had?

And whats with ernie, Elmo and the rest of the sesame street characters dragging Jason to his doom ?!!!!!!

Thaide
03-03-2004, 06:09 AM
I think Scream has to be the worst horror film ever as it isn't scary in the tiniest bit. At the end, when there is a quick flash of the ghost mask, just topped it all off.

shiftyc2
03-03-2004, 10:46 AM
idk if this is the name of it but like 5 years ago when i was 11 or some shit like that i saw a movie that i think is called bad ronald which was labeld horror... another bad one was jason x for the fact that it took place in the future than we got back in time to freddy vs jason (which was exellent) but jx just doesnt follow the story. i mean wouldnt that mean jason beats freddy to live in the future. oh well. another was i dont know what part but the noes where freddy becomes a video game in part of it and stomps a kid out. and thats about it.


P.s can someone gimme the plot of step father i never seen it or heard of it which surprises the hell outta me.

shiftyc2
03-03-2004, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by Rick
No offence , and in the kindest way possible..... has no-one seen Jason goes to hell ? What the hell was that about ?
Did someone just decide to shit on the rest of the series by changing every scrap of mythology it had?

And whats with ernie, Elmo and the rest of the sesame street characters dragging Jason to his doom ?!!!!!!


agrees although jgth was a bit entertaint it ruined the fuckin small track they had to follow and jason looked differnt and wtf man isnt the directer of jgth the origional director of friday the 13th i mean jason goes to hell did lead up to fvj but be4 that they cut to jason x so those two movies ; jason goes to hell and jason x should be put in a volt never to be seen again and then replace with better storys. if u agree or disagree let me know

bloodrayne
03-03-2004, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by shiftyc2
P.s can someone gimme the plot of step father i never seen it or heard of it which surprises the hell outta me.
A guy has a family...They aren't "good" enough for him, so he kills them, moves, changes his name and finds another family...When they become "not good enough" he kills them, moves, changes his name, and finds another family...When they become "not good enough"...Lather, rinse, repeat :)

Killer Clown#1
03-03-2004, 11:46 AM
What a well thought out plot they put togather, uh?:rolleyes:

shiftyc2
03-03-2004, 01:49 PM
thanks and oh btw another horrible horror film is urban menace its a complete peace of shit and i mean that from the bottom of my heart

crazy clown
03-03-2004, 03:00 PM
cujo (its a dog)

jack frost (tho very entertaining)

step father (can we say redundant)

uncle sam (also entertaining tho)

house of the dead (beautifully acted, why it was not nominated for any awards is beyond me)

ted bundy (not exactly horror i know, more of a laugh a minute comedy)

friday the 13th part VIII (take your best shot)

jason x (if jason's next movie is this bad then he needs to just to hang up his machate and mask and call it quits)

hellraisers (when i watch these movies i feel like shoving pins in my face to make the pain stop)


theres more i'll think of later

Randall_Flagg
03-04-2004, 10:21 PM
Sorry for bringing this thread back up, but it was the first one I came across during a search.

Anyway, I gotta go with 'Class of Nuke Em High' and the first appearance of that dude outa The Fast and the Furious, Paul Walker. And to think the monster went on to become The Predator.

Man that film sucked!

RFlagg.

Wicked Lady
03-04-2004, 10:44 PM
All of the Halloween's, The Blair witch part two, the Item, and The Dead hate the living

Machine King
03-05-2004, 02:06 AM
House of Dr. Moreu (Worse then the island one)
Vicious
TCM III

Nightmarian
03-12-2004, 08:48 AM
Piranah 2 : The spawning.

Can't get any worst than that actually. What kind of severely wacked individual could have written that thing. Breeding Piranahs with flying fish was the most ridiculous idea I've seen.

And can you all believe that it was directed by James Cameron?? How could the guy who gave us Aliens ended up doing such low level movie.

x[NNY]x
03-12-2004, 08:54 AM
house of the dead what pretty retarded

freddy69
03-13-2004, 01:28 PM
1 all the scream movies. 2 scary movie, 3 ring

radio667
03-13-2004, 05:22 PM
Species 2 ......the only real horror that happened during that movie was the evil Waste of two hours of your life - that you cant never get back :p The Horror , The Horror !!!!!!!