Desperation!

[Posher778]

I have a paper on abortion (ugh) due tomorrow. 5 pages. I'll pay anyone who wants to help 10 bucks a page. seriously. I'll mail it to you. I'm desperate. I'm also medicated, so I can't even think straight. Any help is appreciateddddddd. Orrr you could just help me. Do something.

[bloody_ribcut]

im sure you dont want help from a high school drop out, the least i can help you with is telling you a little bit about abortion.....


1. its expensive.


that'll be all, good day.

[Papillon Noir]

I'll help, what do you need?

[mikeyjay88]

50 bucks! Im in ill write the whole thing!

[Doc Faustus]

Professional broke novelist to write your paper. I can get blurbs from underground writers I know to hype it up. But, I'm gonna have to charge fifteen a page or the WGA (of which I am not a member) will kill me.

[mikeyjay88]

...Or you could get someone who will make it look like a real highschool paper...ME!

[Doc Faustus]

Yes, but the kid needs publicity, cache. Imagine hip writers saying "Posher's paper on abortion is the feelgood paper on abortion of the year!" or "Posher's paper is the next Fight Club!" Since the competition's getting fierce, I'm willing to let my services go for 14 a page. But, don't let my agent know I'm doing this for you.
DISCLAIMER: Faustus' agent might be fictional.

[mikeyjay88]

Haha okay okay i really dont want to waste my time so the papers yours :D

[Papillon Noir]

I guess Posher wasn't really that desperate. He's not even on and enlisting ourservices. :rolleyes:

[mikeyjay88]

Maybe he just wanted to see how many people are willing to help him out.

[Posher778]

I guess Posher wasn't really that desperate. He's not even on and enlisting ourservices. :rolleyes:

Hush. I was WORKING on it and dealing with my psycho ex.


@Doc Faustus- FUCK that. Ridiculous price. I wasn't gonna pay anyway heh.

[mikeyjay88]

Hah! Well even though you lied about paying ill do it. Im bored as of now.

[ferretchucker]

I would help but to be honest I know very little about Abortion. I haven't be taught about it in School and what I do know I've just picked up. And $10! That's like £4.50! I demand $100!

[Doc Faustus]

Okay, but I could've made your paper's sales go up like 30 percent.

[hacelikewhoa]

I would've done it. I love writing papers. I didn't wake up until just now though so It'd be too late.

[mikeyjay88]

I would've done it. I love writing papers. I didn't wake up until just now though so It'd be too late.

His papers due tomarrow. I told him id do it but something came up so i dont have time. :(

[hacelikewhoa]

It probably wouldn't get mailed back to him in time now, well depending where he lives I guess.

[mikeyjay88]

Well he sent it to me by email so he might be able to send it to you then you just send it back through email to him. Thats what we were going to do. I hope you can maybe help him if you have aim you can see if he comes back online and tell him. I feel bad for not being able to help.