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Leatherface3000
02-05-2004, 01:31 PM
In the hometown of Springwood everyone was panicked by the intense battle that had been freddy vs. sean and now there were reports of Freddy Krueger coming back.One night Sean woke up but not in the real world and saw a gigantic snake freddy out the window then 1000 of them smashed through his home then ate his friends,then freddy`s large hand took the roof off and searched for Sean,then Sean blasted an energy bomb at Freddy and Freddy`s body smashed through the dreamworld and he fell into the real world.Then he found the source of power he needed while Sean was knocked out,the intense glove Sean used to defeat all his old enemys,the exact same glove except with platinum leathering and the blades of thunder.Then he put on the glove and laughed an evil laugh,but his laughing was soon stopped when Sean called his friends and they attacked Fredy,then Freddy slashed at Sean and just when he was about to send the final blow,Sean threw him againest the button for the launchpad to the sun and he was launched into the air and burned in the depths of sun.

The next day when the sun shined there was Freddy`s face but this time he was half cyborg!

the end?
nope

Evisceration
02-05-2004, 05:50 PM
Stop.

Sam The Egg
02-06-2004, 06:39 PM
Oh my God, it's like you're trying to suck ass

Arioch
02-06-2004, 07:28 PM
NO PLEESE STOP!!!!!PLEESE!!!!!!

Evisceration
02-06-2004, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Oh my God, it's like you're trying to suck ass

lmao.

He doesn't have to try very hard.

EDIT:
Holy shit on a shingle! You can rate threads now?

.....fun time.:D

sleepaway
02-19-2004, 03:44 AM
BLADES OF THUNDER?!!!!!!!

FUNNY!!!!!

:D

Sounds like an eighties helicopter show!

Shouldn't it be like Blades Of Death, Blades of Silence, Blades Of Blood...anything other than Blades of Thunder.

last bad move
02-22-2004, 03:24 PM
it was buietiful i laughed i cryed but most of all i wanted to hang my self for reading the peice of shit. i wasted about 3 mins. of my life on that

Sam The Egg
02-23-2004, 12:54 PM
The next day when the sun shined there was Freddy`s face

Nightmare on Elm Street 10: Nightmare in Teletubbieland

kpropain
02-23-2004, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Nightmare on Elm Street 10: Nightmare in Teletubbieland

ROFL

MythMan84
02-24-2004, 05:25 PM
i know i may not be the best writter but holy shit that was worse than that other one that sucked i mean holy shit!

DarkwingMantis
02-29-2004, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by Leatherface3000
In the hometown of Springwood everyone was panicked by the intense battle that had been freddy vs. sean


WTF??? That didnt make sense at all. And who the fuck is sean?

sleepaway
03-01-2004, 05:00 AM
Originally posted by DarkwingMantis
WTF??? That didnt make sense at all. And who the fuck is sean?

I think Sean is supposed to be an Elm St kid or something. You mean you couldn't tell by the well structured literary classic to be?

Ultimamk
03-01-2004, 06:37 PM
My shit-senses are tingling! Dr. Assface must be attacking!