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Keith Stryton III
11-19-2008, 06:48 AM
Chairs have always horrified me. It's the way they are so still and silent. Sometimes you can almost imagine somebody there. I have four chairs in my bedsit.
C
C C
C
They are placed like that, above.
One morning I got up and I found them like this.
C C C
C
As you can imagine, this freaked me out! I did not move them, nobody could have moved them!
If I ever set them out in a different order, they can change the events of the day radically. I once placed the top chair on its back and went out, and immediately I found I couldn't talk to people. Another time I put a chair on top of another and then went out and a blown about newspaper got wrapped around my leg.
Sometimes I turn off the light and I switch it back on again quickly to see if I catch them move.
I would get rid of them, but they are very comfy chairs.
bloodrayne
11-19-2008, 06:55 AM
Somehow, it's just not quite the same when we know who it is...
Painfulldeath
11-19-2008, 06:56 AM
I wish my life was as interesting as yours. To me, a chair has always just been an immobile piece of furniture that you simply sit on. Fucking rip-off...
bloody_ribcut
11-19-2008, 06:59 AM
sometimes in the middle of the night i peek out from underneath my comforter to look at my desk chair, to make sure satans not sitting in it staring at me sleep.
pinkfloyd45769
11-19-2008, 07:07 AM
Somehow, it's just not quite the same when we know who it is...
Yea,why did he have to tell us and spoil the fun.
I agree.....you screwed up Posh.:mad:
Papillon Noir
11-19-2008, 07:13 AM
Somehow, it's just not quite the same when we know who it is...
ditto.....
skyblue342
11-19-2008, 10:27 AM
Who is it?
Papillon Noir
11-19-2008, 10:45 AM
Who is it?
It's Posher.
skyblue342
11-19-2008, 10:46 AM
Oh :( I wanted it to be a creepy old guy or something
Angra
11-19-2008, 10:52 AM
Oh :( I wanted it to be a creepy old guy or something
LMAO
He probably is. ;) :D
skyblue342
11-19-2008, 10:53 AM
Haha maybe..
stubbornforgey
11-19-2008, 11:43 AM
Chairs have always horrified me. It's the way they are so still and silent. Sometimes you can almost imagine somebody there. I have four chairs in my bedsit.
C
C C
C
They are placed like that, above.
One morning I got up and I found them like this.
C C C
C
As you can imagine, this freaked me out! I did not move them, nobody could have moved them!
If I ever set them out in a different order, they can change the events of the day radically. I once placed the top chair on its back and went out, and immediately I found I couldn't talk to people. Another time I put a chair on top of another and then went out and a blown about newspaper got wrapped around my leg.
Sometimes I turn off the light and I switch it back on again quickly to see if I catch them move.
I would get rid of them, but they are very comfy chairs.
you know what freaks me out about chairs...????
to think that we have to sit where other asses have been.
And OH BOI!!! there are some pretty evil asses out there.. :o
Angra
11-19-2008, 11:55 AM
you know what freaks me out about chairs...????
to think that we have to sit where other asses have been.
And OH BOI!!! there are some pretty evil asses out there.. :o
Like.... THE FARTING ONES!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
stubbornforgey
11-19-2008, 12:13 PM
Like.... THE FARTING ONES!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
EXACTLY!!!!
its the silent ones we must fear the most
Angra
11-19-2008, 12:18 PM
EXACTLY!!!!
its the silent ones we must fear the most
True that.
The ones with sound, only makes you frown.
hammerfan
11-19-2008, 12:20 PM
True that.
The ones with sound, only makes you frown.
Or giggle :D
ChronoGrl
11-24-2008, 04:37 AM
It's Posher.
Really? Didn't know he was that creative. :p
But seriously, Posh - You're a good writer. Reminds me a little bit of the short stories of JD Salinger (not THIS thread, per se, but some of the other ones).