My Favourite 5 Forum Posters

[Keith Stryton III]

Although I have only posted here a few times, I have been a guest/lurker for a few weeks now, trying to build up courage to join the community. Strange considering I'm always building up in the gym, that it can take me so long to build up courage just to type a few words. But it can be intimidating being a newbie posting on a forum - you're never sure if you will be accepted or not. Due to low self-esteem at the moment I am not so sure on my own views and beliefs. It is a frustrating time for me, but I am working closely with Melvyn my councillor and we have some good coping methods. And I have Clive my spirit guide. Anyway, I thought it would be nice to post my thoughts on my five favourite forum posters, who have showed the most knowledge and depth since my time here.

Here goes:

AUSTIN316426808 (14.028 posts)
Austin seems like a great person. Someone you know you'd get on with in the flesh and can share your thoughts/inner most feelings with in confidence. He also knows more about horror than alot of other posters here.

bloodrayne (18,783 posts)
bloodrayne makes me laugh. You have a genuine sense of humour and charming wit. I once blushed reading one of bloodrayne's posts. This is the sort of person I'd be proud to call a friend, and would probably develop deeper feelings for him/her if met in the flesh. I hope this day happens.

newb (12,550 posts)
newb is a serious minded horror fan and you need people like that, as they put up barriers and defences when the goings get tough. There are alot of people out there who want to destroy horror, and newb won't let them. I expect newb looses their temper easily when drunk, and can therefore be a bit of a liability, but you can't suppress love or adulation. Scorpio?

The Return (15,064 posts)
Look how many posts The Return has made, now go and read each and every post and you will see this is a man/woman who knows his/her onions. Many other posters can learn alot from The Return whose knowledge of terror knows no bounds.

V For Vendetta (14,435 posts)
V also stands for Violence, but V is not a violent person. I suspect V is a softie at heart, but who expresses violence through film/art. Seeing people gored and plucked is a healthy release, and V knows it. So when he wants to stab someone, he just watches a horror film instead. I think V has very strong maternal instincts. I maybe wrong, but that is merely a hunch. I suspect V to also have strong hands.

Keep up the good work folks. And by the way, if any of you want to get in touch then please give me a private message. It would be nice to join the 'gang' so to speak. Perhaps if you live in the Keynsham area we could meet up for a beer? bloodrayne?

[pinkfloyd45769]

I think Rayne is married...or atleast i know shes taken:)

[Phalanx]

again, and again...

Heh.

Hey what's your deal Keith, you should like me most. :rolleyes:
Again, the forum is struck.

[pinkfloyd45769]

again, and again...

Heh.

Hey what's your deal Keith, you should like me most. :rolleyes:
Again, the forum is struck.

Nah,he should like me better:D

[Zero]

ahem - -- - where is the monkey love here??? how could anyone watcht this forum and not love ZERO??

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/shocked_monkey.jpg

[pinkfloyd45769]

ahem - -- - where is the monkey love here??? how could anyone watcht this forum and not love ZERO??

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/shocked_monkey.jpg

I'm kinda weirded out about the whole "watch" thing:eek:

[ferretchucker]

What? You got something against English people? That why you didn't mention me? YOU RACIST!

[hammerfan]

What? You got something against English people? That why you didn't mention me? YOU RACIST!


He obviously didn't read your story. Speaking of which, are you going to do another one soon?

[ferretchucker]

I might treat you all to a little Christmas present of an episode. Other than that, I'm going to wait until next year. Though I might start it earlier on. Like in mid spring.

[hammerfan]

I might treat you all to a little Christmas present of an episode. Other than that, I'm going to wait until next year. Though I might start it earlier on. Like in mid spring.


Cool! Thanks, FC!

[bloodrayne]

HaHa...Someone has read Urge's 'Second Account' thread ;)

[Keith Stryton III]

You're all beautiful people.

[pinkfloyd45769]

You're all beautiful people.

Awwww!!!You are perty too:D

[missmacabre]

yeahhh, something fishy is going on here.

[newb]

newb (12,550 posts)
newb is a serious minded horror fan and you need people like that, as they put up barriers and defences when the goings get tough. There are alot of people out there who want to destroy horror, and newb won't let them. I expect newb looses their temper easily when drunk, and can therefore be a bit of a liability, but you can't suppress love or adulation. Scorpio?



Thanks for the kind words....whoever you may be.

A couple of corrections

"newb is a serious minded "----newb is not "serious" about anything

"I expect newb looses their temper easily when drunk"---never....newb is a happy drunk

Scorpio?--- Gemini

[Posher778]

Awwww!!!You are perty too:D

plleeease take your enlightenment pill.


You're all beautiful people.

Time for you to go. It's already dry. Adios.

[hacelikewhoa]

this dood is creepy as hell

[Zero]

he can watch me all he wants - - i just sit around, drink beer, scratch and fling the occassional pooh

[ferretchucker]

This really was a terrible idea for a thread.

[newb]

scratch and fling the occassional pooh

is that like midget tossing?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ADVG/642~Winnie-The-Pooh-Posters.jpg

[pinkfloyd45769]

plleeease take your enlightenment pill.




Time for you to go. It's already dry. Adios.

Why do i need a pill???Not saying i couldn't use a good....thanks for bringing that thought back in my mind:D

[Posher778]

Why do i need a pill???Not saying i couldn't use a good....thanks for bringing that thought back in my mind:D

Lol. Anti-oblivious pills.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Lol. Anti-oblivious pills.

I could go for one of those too:cool:

[skyblue342]

I cant help but laugh at this thread...i know its mean but hes kinda creepy and weird especially the bloodrayne post..:eek:

[Roderick Usher]

he's trying some sort of anti-troll attack... run! run away!

[skyblue342]

I was reading his other posts and he seems like he may be a tad bit crazy.

[pinkfloyd45769]

I was reading his other posts and he seems like he may be a tad bit crazy.

Just a tad crazy?God,what a freak!Most of us are full blown nuts around here!:eek:

[skyblue342]

Just a tad crazy?God,what a freak!Most of us are full blown nuts around here!:eek:

Haha you gotta love a few good nutcases!

[missmacabre]

It's either a regular who is making hilarious use of Urge's thread on how to hide a second account, a troll who was banned and is making hilarious use if Urge's thread, or some creepy guy who secretly watched us.

I am so scared after the last round of trolls that I erased and retyped that response 3 times. I really don't want any more people accusing me of being a horrible person.

[skyblue342]

It's either a regular who is making hilarious use of Urge's thread on how to hide a second account, a troll who was banned and it making hilarious use if Urge's thread, or some creepy guy who secretly watched us.

I am so scared after the last round of trolls that I erased and retyped that response 3 times. I really don't want any more people accusing me of being a horrible person.

Just because some idiot who doesnt know anything accuses you of being a bad person because you state your opinion or thoughts doesnt mean their right. I think you should say what you feel!

[missmacabre]

Just because some idiot who doesnt know anything accuses you of being a bad person because you state your opinion or thoughts doesnt mean their right. I think you should say what you feel!

I agree, but I am so easily stressed that my opinions are hardly worth it. I've noticed a decline in my serious posts since the last hubub. So not worth it any more.

[skyblue342]

I hope all goes back to normal for you. Hopefully this creepy dude will be banned. (Can you be banned for being creepy?)

[missmacabre]

I hope all goes back to normal for you. Hopefully this creepy dude will be banned. (Can you be banned for being creepy?)

No. haha I dont want him banned, he's funny. I just noticed I have changed lately.

[skyblue342]

Well if you want to talk about it you can PM me my kids say im a great listener. :)

[Papillon Noir]

It's either a regular who is making hilarious use of Urge's thread on how to hide a second account, a troll who was banned and is making hilarious use if Urge's thread, or some creepy guy who secretly watched us.


I'm convinced it's one of our current members screwing around. :cool:

[novakru]

it's me
The truth is out
I am deeply madly in love with rayne
The rest was just filler to pad my real emotions

I want you rayne


I want you
:D

[hacelikewhoa]

I sure hope he's just a random troll and not nearly as creepy as his posts. Though I'm pretty sure it's all fake. I haven't known anyone that disturbed to openly broadcast their flaws. And this 'acting' mumojumbo is weird as hell. Going around posting your "acting" resume? I googled every single "movie" listed and nothing came up. Though I did find some shitty youtube home maid movies that he "acted" in. oh boy.

[skyblue342]

Hah i googled them aswell. Same crap came up im sure now that hes just messing around. Its funny though someone trying to be weird lol

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

It's probably urgeok. :p

reasons being, he wouldn't put himself in the top five and the second account thread.

after reading the post - it IS urgeok ;)

[urgeok2]

It's probably urgeok. :p

reasons being, he wouldn't put himself in the top five and the second account thread.

after reading the post - it IS urgeok ;)


nope .. not a chance .. i could never be bothered to create a second account.

whoever it is it's a long time member.

someone who was around before austin was a mod .. because he rarely posts at all for some time now (just to vote in the odd tourney)


didnt anyone else notice that ?

[missmacabre]

nope .. not a chance .. i could never be bothered to create a second account.

whoever it is it's a long time member.

someone who was around before austin was a mod .. because he rarely posts at all for some time now (just to vote in the odd tourney)


didnt anyone else notice that ?

Brilliant deductive skills. Now I think it's you even more. muahahaha

[urgeok2]

Brilliant deductive skills. Now I think it's you even more. muahahaha


??!! it jumped right out at me ..

look - i like posting here when things are cool .. at my own pace..

but i'm not much of a 'team player' I dont want to do a lot of stuff because it takes more effort than i want to put into anything these days.

creating another account - for me (i dont want to rain on anyones fun parade) is about the most colossal waste of time i could imagine.


someone here right now is busting their gut that anyone could possibly think it was me.

[missmacabre]

I was just going with the flow, Mr. Defensive. :P

Whoever it is has got a whole lot of laughs out of me, while slightly freaking me out. Everyone seems to be enjoying it, so I thought people would be jumping at the chance to take the credit.

[urgeok2]

I was just going with the flow, Mr. Defensive. :P

Whoever it is has got a whole lot of laughs out of me, while slightly freaking me out. Everyone seems to be enjoying it, so I thought people would be jumping at the chance to take the credit.


thats ok :)

just wanted to let folks know that i wouldnt say i wouldnt do it, then turn around and do it a couple of days later..

besides .. i was offline for a couple of days out of town without access to a computer until about 2:00pm today..

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I laughed when I saw it, ok so it wasn't urgeok....

but it IS an old member.

and since urgeok nails both these requirements I thought it was him. ;)

[urgeok2]

I laughed when I saw it, ok so it wasn't urgeok....

but it IS an old member.

and since urgeok nails both these requirements I thought it was him. ;)


I DO NOT have an old member !!!





sorry - read that wrong..



edit .. ha... just saw the last sentance - i read it right !!


cheeky little cheerleader !!

[Papillon Noir]

It's not Urge since they are both on right now.

[ferretchucker]

nope .. not a chance .. i could never be bothered to create a second account.

whoever it is it's a long time member.

someone who was around before austin was a mod .. because he rarely posts at all for some time now (just to vote in the odd tourney)


didnt anyone else notice that ?

I thought that was a bit strange. It's a shame Austin doesn't post much. Used to be quite fun (he was a mod when I arrived but he definitely posted more back then!)

I reckon it's possibly The Return. Don't know why. I just think it could be...

[newb]

ain't me


after reading the Mirrors thread in "modern", I will say....he/she is quite creative.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

ain't me


after reading the Mirrors thread in "modern", I will say....he/she is quite creative.

brilliant poster

now I'm really stumped as to who it could be. crabapple?

[urgeok2]

brilliant poster

now I'm really stumped as to who it could be. crabapple?



its probably Festered

[missmacabre]

its probably Festered

bahaha I thought that for a second but I doubt he could keep from starting shit.

[urgeok2]

bahaha I thought that for a second but I doubt he could keep from starting shit.


this is exactly how it would start.

[missmacabre]

this is exactly how it would start.

but seriously, we've been speculating for 2 days now, the poster has been online, and there haven't been any "Why are you calling me Renob?" type comments. If it really was a troll we would know by now.

[urgeok2]

but seriously, we've been speculating for 2 days now, the poster has been online, and there haven't been any "Why are you calling me Renob?" type comments. If it really was a troll we would know by now.

he's a different kind of troll.
he doesnt mean to be - he's just extremely impressed with himself and only gets trollish when people dont agree with him.

there was someone like this before .. named 42ndstreet or something like that.

the kids were impressed because he had 'horror knowledge' (something i still dont understand ... someone has seen a lot of movies .. even some hard to find movies !! ooooohhhhhh wow !!) my hero !
He would go apeshit at the slightest sign that someone didnt think one of his golden opinions was correct.

Festered went over to the fangoria forum where i was posting while waiting for this place to become less stupid .. and he started the same way there ...

always trying to impress ... and then arguing with 'authority' telling them how things should be ... nothing big yet - but a start.

Festered also fancied himself quite the master of the written word. also - he had a lot of time on his hands.

mostly - he was just incredibly impressed by himself and really expected everyone else to be greatly impressed by him as well.


i'm not sure who this is .. I just havent ruled out the possibility. i think it's entirely possible at this point.

[newb]

he's a different kind of troll.
he doesnt mean to be - he's just extremely impressed with himself and only gets trollish when people dont agree with him.

there was someone like this before .. named 42ndstreet or something like that.

the kids were impressed because he had 'horror knowledge' (something i still dont understand ... someone has seen a lot of movies .. even some hard to find movies !! ooooohhhhhh wow !!) my hero !
He would go apeshit at the slightest sign that someone didnt think one of his golden opinions was correct.

Festered went over to the fangoria forum where i was posting while waiting for this place to become less stupid .. and he started the same way there ...

always trying to impress ... and then arguing with 'authority' telling them how things should be ... nothing big yet - but a start.

Festered also fancied himself quite the master of the written word. also - he had a lot of time on his hands.

mostly - he was just incredibly impressed by himself and really expected everyone else to be greatly impressed by him as well.


i'm not sure who this is .. I just havent ruled out the possibility. i think it's entirely possible at this point.

very good analysis.


but you have to admit....the Cannibal Holocaust thread with 42nd was a hoot

[urgeok2]

very good analysis.


but you have to admit....the Cannibal Holocaust thread with 42nd was a hoot

sad and funny at the same time :)

[newb]

sad and funny at the same time :)

fer sure.....I could just visualize him banging on the keyboard....smoke coming out of his ears......ha ha...good times

[urgeok2]

fer sure.....I could just visualize him banging on the keyboard....smoke coming out of his ears......ha ha...good times

that was the funny part ... the sad part is that he was supposedly married with a kid.

what the fuck is so incredibly wrong with you - that you would go apeshit on a forum - an responsible adult to boot ?!

[newb]

I've been reading this guys post in the other threads.....whoever it is , he/she is a funny bastard.

[missmacabre]

The dream one was the best.

I love the little things he adds in at the end. I can go the whole time without laughing but the last line gets me.

[newb]

Well...if it is festered...its only a matter of time before the "smugness" comes through.


hmmm....maybe it is crabby

[missmacabre]

Well this guy is either really good, or someone who is Canadian or British. I know he claims to be British, so he covers his tracks well.

Everything is in Canadian/British spelling.

Now he's viewing posts by 42ndStreetFreak. Hmmmm

[urgeok2]

the last seen asian film post wasn't very good

[bloodrayne]

it's me
The truth is out
I am deeply madly in love with rayne
The rest was just filler to pad my real emotions

I want you rayne


I want you
No, it was ME!...I did all of this just to draw out the one person who would 'get it' and finally profess their love for me...This was all for you, Nova!...I can't believe it worked, and now we can be together

:D

I think it may be Return...He was REALLY good at this on April Fool's Day, and shades of Renob have been added, too, which could only be alluded to by someone who has been here for a while...AND...Return is an excellent, creative writer

Then again...I couldn't guess most of these on April Fool's Day either :p

[Dude Guadalupe]

No, it was ME!...I did all of this just to draw out the one person who would 'get it' and finally profess their love for me...This was all for you, Nova!...I can't believe it worked, and now we can be together


:eek:

Where the hell did I put that camera?

[bwind22]

Whoever it is can go straight to hell for not puttin gme on their list.

...Bastard.

[hacelikewhoa]

well atleast this is keeping us entertained haha

his cannibal holocaust post freaked the shit out of me..actually the majority of his posts did. I know it's just someone messing around.

[Papillon Noir]

I think it's Doc Faustus. He's been here a long time and the only one who stands out for not using paragraph breaks in his posts. He's also very creative and there have been Kafka and Lovecraft references.

[newb]

I think it's Doc Faustus. He's been here a long time and the only one who stands out for not using paragraph breaks in his posts. He's also very creative and there have been Kafka and Lovecraft references.

good call......this dude is definitely a writer.......even though he doesn't know there is no space in maybe....[ may be ]...it could be part of his act.

[Posher778]

Alright, well it's been a few days. I'll fess up. I created the account for a paper i'm writing for my psychology class. It's basically a "Lord of the Flies" meets technology thing. Aka, making assumptions, deducing clues, analyzing members. I knew nobody would suspect me because my posts under the alternate name were very friendly and intelligent. However, you all once again didn't even think it to be me, so that means I win :)



GAME OVER

[urgeok2]

Alright, well it's been a few days. I'll fess up. I created the account for a paper i'm writing for my psychology class. It's basically a "Lord of the Flies" meets technology thing. Aka, making assumptions, deducing clues, analyzing members. I knew nobody would suspect me because my posts under the alternate name were very friendly and intelligent. However, you all once again didn't even think it to be me, so that means I win :)



GAME OVER


the last asian movie post still wasnt very good :p

[Posher778]

the last asian movie post still wasnt very good :p

True, but when was the last time I'VE posted in the asian forums?

[newb]

OK.......Its me.....I thought I could fool you guys...and I did. It was fun while it lasted.

[urgeok2]

ha ..

and here comes the calvery to muddy the waters !!


this is just like the media and the news :D

[Posher778]

OK.......Its me.....I thought I could fool you guys...and I did. It was fun while it lasted.

DON'T fuck up my limelight you twat! I worked HARD to make this shit work, so go suck a fuck you pompous boob!:eek:





*Still love you of course :P

[Papillon Noir]

I knew nobody would suspect me because my posts under the alternate name were very friendly and intelligent.

You're right, that's why we couldn't imagine it was you. :p

[Posher778]

You're right, that's why we couldn't imagine it was you. :p

That's what I just said kiddo :rolleyes:

[newb]

DON'T fuck up my limelight you twat! I worked HARD to make this shit work, so go suck a fuck you pompous boob!:eek:

That reminds me of a dream I had the other night. Melvyn and Sam Nigel were having crumpets and tea with me in my foyer, when all of a sudden my neighbor Sam appeared out of nowhere. He was carrying a satchel with rice and beans and his head was adorned with a cap made of cheese. We all laughed and indulged in crumpets and tea and rice and beans with cheese.

[pinkfloyd45769]

C l e v e r;)

[Posher778]

That reminds me of a dream I had the other night. Melvyn and Sam Nigel were having crumpets and tea with me in my foyer, when all of a sudden my neighbor Sam appeared out of nowhere. He was carrying a satchel with rice and beans and his head was adorned with a cap made of cheese. We all laughed and indulged in crumpets and tea and rice and beans with cheese.

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds anyone?

[ferretchucker]

Why lie about it Posher. You know it was me. I told you in the PM. Remember?

God!

Yeh. I did it because the dark lord Genix appeared to me in a vision. He told me I had to enslave humanity for him. I shot him in the balls with a bb gun and it turned out that was his one true weakness. He died. I drank his blood and it made me tumble into the road. No cars hit me, so I carried on going and fell into a ditch where some toddler pooped. I screamed so hard I went mad and all in the world seemed brilliant to me. I came to Horror.com, forgot I had an account (because the blood gave me amnesia). I made a new one, saw posts by these five and because everything seemed nice to me, I made this thread. Then I went to the picture thread and saw pictures and came to the conclusion you were all beautiful. I drift in and out of my crazed state and so switch between accounts.


It all adds up...

[Posher778]

Why lie about it Posher. You know it was me. I told you in the PM. Remember?

God!

Yeh. I did it because the dark lord Genix appeared to me in a vision. He told me I had to enslave humanity for him. I shot him in the balls with a bb gun and it turned out that was his one true weakness. He died. I drank his blood and it made me tumble into the road. No cars hit me, so I carried on going and fell into a ditch where some toddler pooped. I screamed so hard I went mad and all in the world seemed brilliant to me. I came to Horror.com, forgot I had an account (because the blood gave me amnesia). I made a new one, saw posts by these five and because everything seemed nice to me, I made this thread. Then I went to the picture thread and saw pictures and came to the conclusion you were all beautiful. I drift in and out of my crazed state and so switch between accounts.


It all adds up...

You only got one finger left
And its pointing at the door
And youre taking for granted
What the lords made on the floor
So Im picking up the pieces
And Im putting them up for sale
Throw your meal ticket out the window
Put your skeletons in jail

cause lord only knows its getting late
Your senses are gone so dont you hesitate
To give yourself a call let your bottom dollars fall
Throwing your two bit cares down the drain

Invite me to the seven seas like some seasick man
You will do whatever you please and Ill do whatever I can
Titantic, fare thee well, my eyes are turning pink
Dont call us when the new age gets old enough to drink

cause lord only knows its getting late
Your senses are gone so dont you hesitate
Move on up the hill theres nothing dead left to kill
Throwing your two bit cares down the drain

Odelay, odelay, odelay, odealy odelay, odelay
Just passing through
Odelay, odelay, odelay, odealy

Going back to houston
Do the hotdog dance
Going back to houston
To get me some pants.....