Horror Slashers=Porn

[Vega Demon Lord]

Seriously, slashers is just a sorry excuse for watching porn. I really like the "Friday The 13th" series, but be honest...haven't you gotten a hard-on at least once from watching it?

[sleepaway]

I can honestly say no.

[ProjectMayhem]

Can't possibly disclose that information.

[Killer Clown#1]

Originally posted by Vega Demon Lord
Seriously, slashers is just a sorry excuse for watching porn. I really like the "Friday The 13th" series, but be honest...haven't you gotten a hard-on at least once from watching it? Well we all know you have:D , hahahahahahaha what a loser:D jk

[sleepaway]

I really don't think a couple of tit shots classes for porn. Unless you're REALLY desperate. Wouldn't wanna see ya near a field of cows.

[The Evil Dead]

Err... Last time I checked seeing a few tits in a movie didn't qualify as porn, at least not in my book. Also, the few sex scenes they had were obviously simulated, and never provided any real stimulation.

Plus most of those chicks in those movies were weird eighties girls, and I find them to be scary.

[ProjectMayhem]

Perms give me the hard one.

[Sam The Egg]

Seriously, slashers is just a sorry excuse for watching porn. I really like the "Friday The 13th" series, but be honest...haven't you gotten a hard-on at least once from watching it?

geez, are you baptist or something?

[otis]

Hahaha, Baptists, what a funny religion. Anywho, umm..... NOES is a slasher and it didn't have much tits. I think you are confused you get hard-ons because of jason and his big "Machete".

[moonsorrow]

wow...i thought the people looking for single people were desprate.

[Dreaming Girl]

Pretty low porn standards if a couple of boob shots is all you need. And, as was mentioned, alot of the 80's girls were just ... ehm... \:-|

[Signs515]

As long as it's entertaining it's ok with me :)

[Vega Demon Lord]

I didn't mean PORN PORN! I meant Porn. As in letting inexcusable nudity on to the big screen. Either way. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Vega Demon Lord
Seriously, slashers is just a sorry excuse for watching porn. I really like the "Friday The 13th" series, but be honest...haven't you gotten a hard-on at least once from watching it?

Dude you have got to be fucking kidding me, porn nah don't think so.

Geez

[HappyCamper]

Slashers = porn i don't think so, unless looking at boobs for 5 secs makes you busta nut

[Splatter Phreak]

the only horror movies i have seen latley that could even come close to softcore porn where "flesh for the beast" and "vampyrs". both where class. i must admit though deb voorhees in friday part 5 had awesome mellons and i think i may have felt a twitch.

[Vega Demon Lord]

NO!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!
I MEAN SLASHERS ARE BAD EXCUSES FOR PUTTING SOFTCORE NUDITY IN MOVIES!
I LOVE SLASHERS!!!

[Angelakillsluts]

A Slasher/Porno would be funny. Think about it. :p

[Sam The Egg]

Horror Slashers=Porn
What other kind of slasher is there?

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Vega Demon Lord
NO!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!
I MEAN SLASHERS ARE BAD EXCUSES FOR PUTTING SOFTCORE NUDITY IN MOVIES!
I LOVE SLASHERS!!!

I don't think even you have a clue as to what you are talking about.

[Splatter Phreak]

yeah man i think you "nearly" made a point somewhere, but not quite.

[Ultimamk]

I get it, he thinks they need less nude babes/80s girls in slashers and more... slashing. Still, I've wasted my time here.

[Vega Demon Lord]

NO!
I LIKE BOOBIES!
I just get sid-tracked by them. I love slashers!
WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUUUT THIS ANYWAY!!!

[Ritualistic]

Tits are good... man this thread suck ass... yeah i am drunk now so sue me.... :D who gives a flying fuck about slashers and how they mix with pron.. IMO they DONT .....

[Nightmarian]

Funny how a meaningless subject like this can generate that much attention...lol. Add boobs to anything then you'll get plenty attention anyway.

Horror movie and softcore nudity always got along well. It just changes with the "era" of the movie. the 80's definetly were the booby years though. Didn't we all had a little something at the sight of Jamie Lee's boobs in Halloween??

[William]

"Seriously, slashers is just a sorry excuse for watching porn. I really like the "Friday The 13th" series, but be honest...haven't you gotten a hard-on at least once from watching it?"

"I didn't mean PORN PORN! I meant Porn. As in letting inexcusable nudity on to the big screen. Either way. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!"

"NO!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!
I MEAN SLASHERS ARE BAD EXCUSES FOR PUTTING SOFTCORE NUDITY IN MOVIES!
I LOVE SLASHERS!!!"

"NO!
I LIKE BOOBIES!
I just get sid-tracked by them. I love slashers!
WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUUUT THIS ANYWAY!!!"


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[Bodacious Tatas]

here is someone who should have stayed in porn, rather than getting into horror, or any other kind of movie for that matter:

http://tattooshow01.free.fr/celebrity/t/traci_lord/tracy_lords_01.jpg

[XFeaRX]

I had a hard on during Freddy vs. Jason, but any other horror movie, except Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003). :D

[HappyCamper]

Demon Lord, where did you find that image?