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Posher778
11-11-2008, 03:01 PM
Kill a currently living celebrity to bring back a deceased one. Who'se it gonna be?
KILL Courtney Love
RESURRECT Kurt Cobain
DraculaInDallas
11-11-2008, 03:11 PM
Kill = Carrie Underwood Bring back = Patsy Cline
Kill = Barry Bonds Bring back = Mickey Mantle
Kill = Kate Winslet Bring back = Marilyn Monroe
Kill = Adam Sandler Bring back = Jackie Gleason
this is somewhat entertaining.....I could go on and on.....:cool:
Kill Jim Carrey - resurrect Jimmy Stewart
Posher778
11-11-2008, 03:14 PM
Kill Jim Carrey - resurrect Jimmy Stewart
How about...
KILL Will Ferrel
RESURRECT Bernie Mac
KILL Michael Bay
RESURRECT Heath Ledger
neverending
11-11-2008, 03:20 PM
Kill Keanu Reeves - resurrect Kurt Vonnegut
AUSTIN316426808
11-11-2008, 03:24 PM
Kill Vin Diesel - Bring back Paul Newman
bloody_ribcut
11-11-2008, 03:25 PM
KILL Elisha Dushku, and resurrect Jim Morrison.
KILL dr dre, and resurrect EAZY-E.
forgot to just kill dane cook, you dont gotta bring no one back..
Posher778
11-11-2008, 03:26 PM
Kill Vin Diesel - Bring back Paul Newman
I don't Vin Diesel's so bad. Not great at anything he does, but he does a decent job as the typical brainless action star. I'd say replace him with, like Neverending said: Keanu lifeless Reaves.
Vodstok
11-11-2008, 03:38 PM
How about this:
KILL Will Ferrel Taladega Nights on
RESURRECT Will Ferrel Anchorman back
KILL Michael Bay
RESURRECT Heath Ledger
YES!
Yes!
Oh please god yes...
KILL: Andy Dick
Resurrect: Phil Hartman
La Chat Noire
11-11-2008, 04:36 PM
Kill Tom Cruise
Bring back Marlon Brando
urgeok2
11-11-2008, 05:13 PM
i'm really not interested in killing celebrities i've never met.
but there's a few people in real life i'd kill to bring back Brandon lee and heath ledger
massacre man
11-11-2008, 06:28 PM
Dane Cook for Mitch Hedberg.
Courtney Love, Pearl Jam, Fallout Boy, Panic At The Disco, Hawthorne Heights, Creed, and Creed again for Kurt Cobain.
Posher778
11-11-2008, 06:33 PM
The Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, and the cast of High School Musical for Layne Staley
Freak
11-11-2008, 06:39 PM
The Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, and the cast of High School Musical for Layne Staley
I'll second that a thousand times.
ferretchucker
11-12-2008, 07:56 AM
Kill - The Naked Brothers Band. Resurrect - Michael Crichton.
Posher778
11-12-2008, 08:18 AM
Kill - The Naked Brothers Band. Resurrect - Michael Crichton.
Oohhhh I like that one.
KILL Paris Hilton
RESURRECT Freddie Mercury
pinkfloyd45769
11-12-2008, 08:22 AM
So much hate for teen boy bands here.
ferretchucker
11-12-2008, 08:29 AM
Oohhhh I like that one.
KILL Paris Hilton
RESURRECT Freddie Mercury
Oh my god, how did I not think of that one!?
Kill Eddie Murphy
Resurrect Ronnie Barker
Posher778
11-12-2008, 08:36 AM
KILL Will Smith
RESURRECT 90's Grunge
Painfulldeath
11-12-2008, 09:00 AM
Kill - Justin Timberlake
Resurrect - Jimi Hendrix
Posher778
11-12-2008, 09:00 AM
Kill - Justin Timberlake
Resurrect - Jimi Hendrix
REKILL Jimi Hendrix
RESURRECT my late kitty Uno :)
Painfulldeath
11-12-2008, 09:08 AM
REKILL Jimi Hendrix
RESURRECT my late kitty Uno :)
Rekill - Posher's Kitty Uno
Resurrect - All of my past 78 goldfishes :D
Posher778
11-12-2008, 09:10 AM
Rekill - Posher's Kitty Uno
Resurrect - All of my past 78 goldfishes :D
KILL Painfulldeath
RESURRECT the slasher genre.
Kill--Carrot Top > Bill Hicks
Kill--Yanni> Duayne Allman
Kill--Bjork>Janis Joplin
Kill--Adam Sandler>Peter Sellers
Kill--Keanu Reeves>Laurence Olivier
Kill--Dane Cook>Richard Pryor
illdojo
11-12-2008, 09:40 AM
Kill Toby Keith....bring back...Johnny Cash
Kill Kid Rock...bring back....Bradley Nowell
Vodstok
11-12-2008, 10:19 AM
Kill the new Family Guy
Bring back The old Family Guy
kill crappy console ports (video games)
bring back Arcades
ferretchucker
11-12-2008, 10:57 AM
Kill Amy Winehouse - Resurrect Jesus.
Would he have some stories to tell. And some Romans to smite...
monster123
11-12-2008, 11:00 AM
Kill: Jack Black
Resurrect: Chris Farley
bloody_ribcut
11-12-2008, 11:24 AM
Kill Amy Winehouse - Resurrect Jesus.
Would he have some stories to tell. And some Romans to smite...
jesus already ressurected on his own....
ferretchucker
11-12-2008, 11:31 AM
Well he seems to have forgotten how to.
AUSTIN316426808
11-12-2008, 05:30 PM
I don't Vin Diesel's so bad. Not great at anything he does, but he does a decent job as the typical brainless action star. I'd say replace him with, like Neverending said: Keanu lifeless Reaves.
I don't mind Reeves. He's not great, but I don't think he's nearly as bad as alot of people say.
hacelikewhoa
11-12-2008, 08:30 PM
kill Miley Cyrus
and bring back Johnny Cash
X¤MurderDoll¤X
11-13-2008, 12:26 AM
kill eddie murphy
resurrect Mitch Hedberg
actually because of party all the time, I'll kill robin williams
bloodrayne
11-13-2008, 01:18 AM
Kill all of the cookie-cutter blonde celebrities (no one would miss them)
Bring back Vincent Price and Anthony Perkins
ferretchucker
11-13-2008, 07:12 AM
Kill Fran Srescher
Resurrect Boris Karloff.
illdojo
11-13-2008, 07:21 PM
Kill J. K. Rowling.
Resurrect Hunter S. Thompson.
bwind22
11-14-2008, 12:33 AM
Kill > Noel Gallagher
Bring back > John Lennon
Kill > Lars Ulrich
Bring back > Dimebag Darrell
Kill > Brooke Hogan
Bring back > Andre the Giant
Kill> Sarah Palin
Bring Back> John F. Kennedy
GorePhobia
11-14-2008, 01:55 AM
KILL = Uwe Boll
RESSURECT = Heath Ledger
ferretchucker
11-14-2008, 07:29 AM
Kill Osama Bin Laden
Bring Back everyone who was on those planes.
Deep4est
11-14-2008, 11:28 AM
Kill Jane Fonda bring back Patton.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
11-14-2008, 12:44 PM
Kill Jane Fonda bring back Patton.
Who?
you don't mean mike patton because he's not dead yet.
Dante'sInferno
11-14-2008, 12:55 PM
Kill Lindsay Lohan
bring back Sidney Fucking Sheldon
hacelikewhoa
11-14-2008, 01:40 PM
Kill > Noel Gallagher
Bring back > John Lennon
Kill > Lars Ulrich
Bring back > Dimebag Darrell
Kill > Brooke Hogan
Bring back > Andre the Giant
Kill> Sarah Palin
Bring Back> John F. Kennedy
ooooo palin/kennedy that's a good one ;)
Deep4est
11-14-2008, 02:52 PM
Who?
you don't mean mike patton because he's not dead yet.
Gen. George Patton
X¤MurderDoll¤X
11-14-2008, 04:50 PM
Gen. George Patton
so what is so great about him?
illdojo
11-14-2008, 06:27 PM
Kill ...Larry The Cable Guy
Resurrect... John Belushi
Deep4est
11-15-2008, 02:12 AM
so what is so great about him?
Oxymoron
George Patton was to Jane Fonda as Todd Beamer was to Mohammed Atta
ferretchucker
11-15-2008, 05:33 AM
Kill Busta Rhymes
Bring back Barry White
Posher778
11-15-2008, 05:56 AM
KILL Hilary Clinton
RESURRECT Abraham Lincoln
monster123
11-15-2008, 01:42 PM
Kill Murder doll
Bring back hitler
masterj
11-15-2008, 01:51 PM
kill Uwe Boll and then kill once again and then resurrect anyone :mad:
ferretchucker
11-16-2008, 08:51 AM
Kill Murder doll
Bring back hitler
Kill Stupidity
Bring back Monster123 (Oh wait, we just killed her)
HA! Sorry, couldn't resist.
Marroe
11-16-2008, 08:56 AM
KILL Will Smith
RESURRECT 90's GrungeJust please, please beat the flannel with a stick and make it stay down in it's grave.
monster123
11-16-2008, 11:25 AM
Kill Stupidity
Bring back Monster123 (Oh wait, we just killed her)
HA! Sorry, couldn't resist.
HAHAHAHAHA good one!
ChronoGrl
11-16-2008, 12:15 PM
Kill Steven Spielberg. Slowly. Painfully.
Resurrect Stanley Kubrick.
monster123
11-16-2008, 12:16 PM
Kill Steven Spielberg. Slowly. Painfully.
Resurrect Stanley Kubrick.
I gotta agree with that one!
Posher778
11-16-2008, 01:27 PM
Just please, please beat the flannel with a stick and make it stay down in it's grave.
The shirts can stay dead, but i'm bringing back all the music. Well... Most of it.
Deep4est
11-16-2008, 02:17 PM
Kill Vern Troyer.
Bring back Hervé Villechaize