Kill Your Fellow Member

[Festered]

In an attempt to counterbalance all these warm, fuzzy threads popping up, describe how you would kill the member above you.

Betcha everyone can't wait to get me. :D

[pinkfloyd45769]

I would kill you with kindness;)

[missmacabre]

I would NOT kill Posher cause I loove him too much. Yay fuzzy feelings.

[illdojo]

MissM, I would shoot you out of a cannon into outer space, so it would be fun for you. :cool:

[massacre man]

Illdojo, I would put a touch-sensitive nuclear weapon in your bass drum before a show.

[pinkfloyd45769]

M,i would squeeze you to death!!!!

[massacre man]

Maggie, I would smother you with a pillow while you were sleeping. Then punch you in the face.


Just kidding. :)

I would love you to death.

[The_Return]

MM and Pink: I would drown you both in the bucket of puke that I keep refilling every time I read your posts.

[Festered]

MM and Pink: I would drown you both in the bucket of puke that I keep refilling every time I read your posts. LOFL

The_Return, Death by Pudding.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Maggie, I would smother you with a pillow while you were sleeping. Then punch you in the face.


Just kidding. :)

I would love you to death.

Thats it mister!!I will kill you by holding out......;)

[Nella]

I don't want to kill anyone listed above.

[massacre man]

MM and Pink: I would drown you both in the bucket of puke that I keep refilling every time I read your posts.

I would kill you by pulling that giant stick out of your ass. ;)

[pinkfloyd45769]

MM and Pink: I would drown you both in the bucket of puke that I keep refilling every time I read your posts.

Return,i will kill you by making more of them:)

[Psycom5k]

Return,i will kill you by making more of them:)

I would...

http://jj.am/gallery/d/33445-1/killitwithfire.jpg

[Festered]

I would kill you by pulling that giant stick out of your ass. ;)

Stickectomy- do they have the technology for that yet?

Psychom- have wild pandas flung at you.

[Nella]

I'd make life in prison worth it:

I'd only kill rapists, pedophiliacs, animal abusers, and anyone who ever became a danger to my son. I'd kill to protect myself.

There are many people I would gladly torture but that would never happen.

[The Flayed One]

I'd stone Festered to death with Vlassic pickles.

[Doc Faustus]

I would fax Flayed to Mars. I've always wanted to fax somebody.

[Festered]

Nella - put on a centrifuge and spun to death.

[Psycom5k]

Nella - put on a centrifuge and spun to death.

Feed you to yourself

[Doc Faustus]

I would convince psycom that he does not exist with mad rhetoric skills.

[Festered]

Feed you to yourself


Yea, but I'd like that.

Thrown in the path of a thousand charging Chinese lesbians.

[The Flayed One]

I'd post so many threads about our admin that Docs head would explode trying to answer them all.

[Doc Faustus]

My one weakness!

[neverending]

Psychom- I'd have you fetch a shoe at the bottom of the stairs.

[Festered]

Psychom- I'd have you fetch a shoe at the bottom of the stairs.

lol

neverending - I'd "nothing" you to death. :D

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Psychom- I'd have you fetch a shoe at the bottom of the stairs.

I'd unleash an infestation of mole crickets on your lawn, which would undoubtedly cause a fatal heart attack. ;)

[Doc Faustus]

I'd give you a cake delivery once a week for ten years. Then when one random day when you open the door to get your cake, I would hit you with a shovel.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I'd give you a cake delivery once a week for ten years. Then when one random day when you open the door to get your cake, I would hit you with a shovel.

there is only one kind of cake I will eat so you better do your homework. :)

[DraculaInDallas]

MD, I'd eat your "cake" until one of us died!!!!!!!!! :p

[Freak]

first I would tie you to a chair and throw darts and you then I would cover you in honey and tie you to a tree in the woods and let the bugs and animals eat you alive.

[Despare]

MD, I'd eat your "cake" until one of us died!!!!!!!!! :p

I've always imagined making out with Murderdoll would end up something like this...

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o16/scscanlan/Animations/careful.gif

[monalisa]

I've always imagined making out with Murderdoll would end up something like this...

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o16/scscanlan/Animations/careful.gif

That's how I always imagined it too. Oh wait, ummmm...
(JUST KIDDING MD!)

I would use a warm fuzzy pillow, with a stun gun hidden in the middle. Crappy flop you to death.

[ferretchucker]

I wouldn't beat around the bush. I'd go to your house with a shotgun and blow your brains out.

:)

[monster123]

Id smash your face in with a sledge hammer and feed your brain to my dog :)

[Dante'sInferno]

Axe to the face.





Sorry.I feel bad now.

[Festered]

Dante'sInferno - I'd duct tape you to a pole and sing "Shipoopi"* to you till your ears bled.






*
Now a woman who'll kiss on a very first date,
Is usually a hussy,
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out,
Is anything but fussy,
But a woman who'll wait 'till the third time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground,
She's the girl he's glad he's found,
She's his Shipoopi.

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get.
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.

Walk her once just to raise the curtain,
Walk around twice and you make for certain.
Once more in the flower garden,
She will never get sore if you beg her pardon.

Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do,
Si, la, so, fa, mi, re, do.

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'.
Get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,

Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do, si, do,

Now little ol' sal was a No-gal,
As anyone could see,
Look at her now, She's a Go-Gal,
Who only goes for me,

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin Get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,

Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do, si, do,

Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get,
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.



Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get.
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,

But you can win her yet.

(http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Shipoopi02_copy.jpg) Shipoopi!


You can win her yet!

Shipoopi!

[monster123]

Dante'sInferno - I'd duct tape you to a pole and sing "Shipoopi"* to you till your ears bled.






*
Now a woman who'll kiss on a very first date,
Is usually a hussy,
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out,
Is anything but fussy,
But a woman who'll wait 'till the third time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground,
She's the girl he's glad he's found,
She's his Shipoopi.

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get.
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.

Walk her once just to raise the curtain,
Walk around twice and you make for certain.
Once more in the flower garden,
She will never get sore if you beg her pardon.

Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do,
Si, la, so, fa, mi, re, do.

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'.
Get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,

Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do, si, do,

Now little ol' sal was a No-gal,
As anyone could see,
Look at her now, She's a Go-Gal,
Who only goes for me,

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin Get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,

Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do, si, do,

Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get,
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.



Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get.
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,

But you can win her yet.

(http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Shipoopi02_copy.jpg) Shipoopi!


You can win her yet!

Shipoopi!

I would cut your head off with a pair of scissors

ps love the song :)

[hammerfan]

Poison - a little bit of Arsenic and Old Lace! :D

[Dante'sInferno]

Nail Gun to the eyes.

[Despare]

A nice Sicilian necktie.

[fortunato]

With a big sledgehammer, from behind you while you're reading.

[bloody_ribcut]

i'd hire chuck liddell to beat unfortunato to death.

[Festered]

Gang raped by Tele-tubbies and cast adrift on a block of ice.

[fortunato]

Haha, clever use of my name, bloody.

-----------------------------

Gang raped by trees, then smashed into one.

[Festered]

fortunato- forced into a love triangle with Cameron Mitchell and Totie Fields, then thrown in a woodchipper.

[bloody_ribcut]

forced to watch dane cook movies looped, till your head explodes.

[monster123]

forced to hear roseanne barr sing the national anthem over and over again

[Festered]

monster123 - I'll rub the lotion on your skin, and then I'll give you the hose again.

[monster123]

Festered ill pull your insides out with my bare hands and hang you out to dry.

[Festered]

Festered ill pull your insides out with my bare hands and hang you out to dry.

Well that doesn't sound very nice(leaves thread, never to return....unless funnier replies are posted). :D

[monster123]

Oh fine ill pour acid water on you and throw you in a pool of semen

IS THAT BETTER! lol

[Psycom5k]

Oh fine ill pour acid water on you and throw you in a pool of semen

IS THAT BETTER! lol

..... Where does somebody get a pool full of semen.... Ya know.... That says ALOT about your personal life.


I'd shove you up Richard Simmons' ass.

[monster123]

..... Where does somebody get a pool full of semen.... Ya know.... That says ALOT about your personal life.


I'd shove you up Richard Simmons' ass.

Hey some people collect semen it gives them pleasure to look at it :) haha


Id shove you up big fat greasy bums ass

[Psycom5k]

Hey some people collect semen it gives them pleasure to look at it :) haha


Id shove you up big fat greasy bums ass

I'd deep fry you like a turkey

[massacre man]

I'd shove you up Richard Simmons' ass.

That was literally her previous threat to you.

[Vodstok]

Everyone at HDC will be strapped to a chair, with their eyelids held open ah-la a clockwork orange.

While Britney spears music blasts in the background, you will be forced to watch hour after hour of American remakes of your favorite foreign films, followed by hours of videos from bands fronted by movie stars (particularly keannu reaves and russel crowe).

Then you will be presented with the option of commiting sepuku with a browken, rusty dull machete while agry wasps a sprayed at your naked body, or sit through the whole thing over again.


Those that choose to do it over again will be let go at the finish. I will then execute them as they exit the facility with a sharp blow to the head with a ball peen hammer.

The final insult will be when i smudge your new clothes with cheeto fingers.

[Festered]

..... Where does somebody get a pool full of semen....

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk111/serenacce/ron-jeremy.jpg

[Vodstok]

Think of what a lonely, hairy fat guy he would be if he wasnt hung like an ox.

[Jason Grimm]

Hmmm...interesting question...

I would shackle you to the floor in the basement and adorn your arms and legs with small cuts; then I'd order Dominos and a call girl while the rats finished what I started...

...The End...

;)

[monster123]

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk111/serenacce/ron-jeremy.jpg

Nice

Id still gauge your eyes out with a spoon and shove them in a blender then feed them to you :)

[bloody_ribcut]

i'd squeeze your breasts till your nipples pop off, leaving you to bleed to death.

[Festered]

Think of what a lonely, hairy fat guy he would be if he wasnt hung like an ox.



Strangely enough, there are distinct similarities in hair grooming ettiquette-

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk111/serenacce/ron-jeremy.jpg


http://snedstreckpunkt.org/wp-content/800px-musk-ox.JPG



What I find funny is how much makeup he wears- like anybody ever looks at his face.

[monster123]

i'd squeeze your breasts till your nipples pop off, leaving you to bleed to death.

That sounds like a good time :)

[Psycom5k]

That sounds like a good time :)

I would drown you in a rain of penises.

[monster123]

I would drown you in a rain of penises.

I'd smash your face in with a dildo.

[Psycom5k]

I would smite you with the wrath of an angry god.

[monster123]

Id torch you with the fire from hell.

[Posher778]

I would smite you with the wrath of an angry god.

I'd make you sleep with Kyros Christian.

[Psycom5k]

I'd make you sleep with Kyros Christian.

Shit thats cold Posh...

[Posher778]

Shit thats cold Posh...

Hahahaha. I win the whole game!


Wait... Let me own it:


I'll make you sleep with him........


Unprotected.

[bloody_ribcut]

ill drown you in your beta's tank..

[Posher778]

ill drown you in your beta's tank..

I won't fit haha. I'll give you a few more ribcuts

[illdojo]

Posh, I would kill you by beating you to death with your copy of John Tucker Must Die. :D

[Posher778]

Posh, I would kill you by beating you to death with your copy of John Tucker Must Die. :D

Hah! Good one. I would make you eat a sofa. Whole.

[Festered]

I'd make you sleep with Kyros Christian.

Who hasn't.


monster123- naked twister on a carpet full of broken glass.

[Psycom5k]

Who hasn't.


monster123- naked twister on a carpet full of broken glass.

Same to you, only with Kyros Christian.

[monster123]

.


monster123- naked twister on a carpet full of broken glass.

;) Id do that! lol

[Vodstok]

I am so disappointed i missed that thread...


Festered, I'd make you kiss Kyros Christian's sweaty taint.


I figure you'll take care of the rest, like the asian eyeball chick in Hostel

[illdojo]

I am so disappointed i missed that thread...


I would kill Trey Parker and Matt Stone in front of you then make you eat a concoction of them and arsenic. :D

[Festered]

Festered, I'd make you kiss Kyros Christian's sweaty taint.



YOU WANT ME TO FIX HIS CABLE?!!!!! SICK DUDE.


Vodstok - baked in an oven at 650 degrees with a plum sauce.

[Psycom5k]

I am so disappointed i missed that thread...


Festered, I'd make you kiss Kyros Christian's sweaty taint.


I figure you'll take care of the rest, like the asian eyeball chick in Hostel

I'd smear you with peanut butter and sick ethiopian children on you.

[Posher778]

I'd make you have a threesome with rosie O'donnel and Roseanne

[Festered]

I'd make you have a threesome with rosie O'donnel and Roseanne


mmmmmm, Rhino sex.

Posher- hoisted on your own petard.

[bloody_ribcut]

i'd shove your face into whoopi goldbergs ass.

[Posher778]

i'd shove your face into whoopi goldbergs ass.

LOL

I shove your face in a hooker's ass.

[Vodstok]

I'd make you have a threesome with rosie O'donnel and Roseanne
Oooo, I like em plump. :)


id shove your faces in Golberg's ass

[Festered]

i'd shove your face into whoopi goldbergs ass.


I'd attach a comealong to your brain, and yank it out your nose.

[Vodstok]

i'd shrink you down, dress you like a nut, and throw you into a park full of squirrels.

[Roderick Usher]

I'd make you spend a half hour with Kyros Christian, our troll who thinks everyone is a pedophile becasue he makes simulated pedophillic gay porn...

don't believe me?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=281073643

I'm sure you'd catch a nasty disease in no time

[Doc Faustus]

I'd take you through potent guided meditations until you become totally objective and cease to exist as an individual.

[Festered]

i'd shrink you down, dress you like a nut, and throw you into a park full of squirrels.


Superglue you to a pile of kindling and let the beavers do the rest.

[bloody_ribcut]

id slit your throat with a spoon.

[monalisa]

I'd hang you upside down from a tree, wrapped in a net so you could only wriggle, and smeared with peanut butter. The little animals are hungry this time of year, storing up for winter and all. Munch munch.

[Psycom5k]

I'd make Rosie O'Donald use you as a tampon.

[bloody_ribcut]

id make you eat rosie odonnels used tampon collection....yes she has one.



I'd hang you upside down from a tree, wrapped in a net so you could only wriggle, and smeared with peanut butter. The little animals are hungry this time of year, storing up for winter and all. Munch munch.

having you smear peanut butter all over my muscular body would be worth it.:D

[Vodstok]

I'd make you spend a half hour with Kyros Christian, our troll who thinks everyone is a pedophile becasue he makes simulated pedophillic gay porn...

don't believe me?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=281073643

I'm sure you'd catch a nasty disease in no time
there is just something unappealing with that much naked skin and not a breast to be found.

he looks like he should be in Disney movies where kids sing and dance about school. He would be the flamboyant one everyone knows is gay, but Disney refuses to acknowledge as anything but "quirky"'

I will admit it, seeing 2 guys with their mouths that close to gether, makes me a little hot..


I meant uncomfortable... hehe...


Festered, id superglue you to a pile of kindling, then hand you over to an 8 year old with a magnifying glass

[monalisa]

there is just something unappealing with that much naked skin and not a breast to be found.

he looks like he should be in Disney movies where kids sing and dance about school. He would be the flamboyant one everyone knows is gay, but Disney refuses to acknowledge as anything but "quirky"'

I will admit it, seeing 2 guys with their mouths that close to gether, makes me a little hot..


I meant uncomfortable... hehe...


Festered, id superglue you to a pile of kindling, then hand you over to an 8 year old with a magnifying glass


Vodstok, you're supposed to kill the poster above you. Therefore, I would kill you by nagging you to death in a horrible screeching voice while beating you senseless with Rosie O'Donnell's used tampons!

[Psycom5k]

Vodstok, you're supposed to kill the poster above you. Therefore, I would kill you by nagging you to death in a horrible screeching voice while beating you senseless with Rosie O'donnell's used tampons!

I would go back through time and collect all of your parents love juices that were left on their sheets, put it all into a tub, and drown you in it.

[Psycom5k]

there is just something unappealing with that much naked skin and not a breast to be found.

he looks like he should be in Disney movies where kids sing and dance about school. He would be the flamboyant one everyone knows is gay, but Disney refuses to acknowledge as anything but "quirky"'

I will admit it, seeing 2 guys with their mouths that close to gether, makes me a little hot..


I meant uncomfortable... hehe...


Festered, id superglue you to a pile of kindling, then hand you over to an 8 year old with a magnifying glass

I would leave you tied to a chair with this kid for a week
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http://jj.am/gallery/d/2072-4/BernicesLastVideoBlog.jpg (http://jj.am/gallery/v/Video/BernicesLastVideoBlog.wmv.html)

Edit : woops double post...

[Festered]

Would you give a man a foot massage? Yes you would, if that man is Kim Jong-il and I got a flame thrower pressed against the back of your neck.

[bloody_ribcut]

i'll shove that flamethrower up your ass.

[Vodstok]

I would leave you tied to a chair with this kid for a week
V V V V V CLICK THE PICTURE FOR VIDEO V V V V V V
http://jj.am/gallery/d/2072-4/BernicesLastVideoBlog.jpg (http://jj.am/gallery/v/Video/BernicesLastVideoBlog.wmv.html)

Edit : woops double post...
I would freeze a sledge hammer and hit your crotch over and over.


And use my words, which hurt worse.

[Festered]

i'll shove that flamethrower up your ass.


I’d have Terry Bradshaw flapjack you, then toss you into a pit of snarling librarians.

[Psycom5k]

I would freeze a sledge hammer and hit your crotch over and over.


And use my words, which hurt worse.

Isn't that shit hilarious though?

I wouldcover you in cheese and sick these ladies on you....

http://z.hubpages.com/u/45495_f520.jpg

[monalisa]

Oh good lord! I'd drown you in my vomit! :p

[Psycom5k]

Oh good lord! I'd drown you in my vomit! :p

I'd drink a whole bottle of milk of magnesia and drown you in my poop.

[Festered]

Isn't that shit hilarious though?

I wouldcover you in cheese and sick these ladies on you....

http://z.hubpages.com/u/45495_f520.jpg

Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?


To MonaLisa- Have 16 Mexicans with leafblowers claim your uterus as new territory for their country.

[Psycom5k]

Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?


To MonaLisa- Have 16 Mexicans with leafblowers claim your uterus as new territory for their country.

They can't the puerto ricans allready did.

Festered, I'd eat 20 cans of baked beans, and make a fart helmet that went from my ass directly to your head, and suffocate you with my farts.

[monalisa]

Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?


To MonaLisa- Have 16 Mexicans with leafblowers claim your uterus as new territory for their country.

Once they realized I've had a hysterectomy, I'd send them up your butt!

[Festered]

Psycom- I’d have the whole cast of Will and Grace give you a Stinky Hitler before pitching you into a vat of salsa.

[Psycom5k]

Psycom- I’d have the whole cast of Will and Grace give you a Stinky Hitler before pitching you into a vat of salsa.

Pfft this is supposed to be ways of killing people not showing them a good time....


I'd tell Oprah you were a pedofile, and that you were 9000 penises strong, sending her and her studio audience into a fit of rage. Then I would tell them where you live and let them smother you with their giant wobbly cottage cheese thighs.

Edit: IF you don't know what i'm talking about with the pedofile and the 9000 penises thing look it up, its possibly the most epic troll ever.

[Festered]

Pfft this is supposed to be ways of killing people not showing them a good time....




Had to Google it dinja(you were gone too long lmao).

http://jj.am/gallery/d/42928-1/SiskoAnimated.gif



Mimes deliver pizza to your door for 5 days until you die from morbid obesity.


Edit: I'll wait for the movie. I'm sure Zach Snyder will have a hand in it. He likes numbers.

[Psycom5k]

Had to Google it dinja(you were gone too long lmao).



Mimes deliver pizza to your door for 5 days until you die from morbid obesity.


Edit: I'll wait for the movie. I'm sure Zach Snyder will have a hand in it. He likes numbers.

No, I was just reading some manga.

I'll Make you play runescape for an hour.

[Vodstok]

Isn't that shit hilarious though?

I wouldcover you in cheese and sick these ladies on you....

http://z.hubpages.com/u/45495_f520.jpg
Wow! Do they do house calls? sign me up.


Then i'll make you watch the footage. Kyros will be there; he's the homoerotic little toothpick

[Festered]

I'd tell Oprah you were a pedofile, and that you were 9000 penises strong, sending her and her studio audience into a fit of rage. Then I would tell them where you live and let them smother you with their giant wobbly cottage cheese thighs.

Edit: IF you don't know what i'm talking about with the pedofile and the 9000 penises thing look it up, its possibly the most epic troll ever.

Looks like one of the ED HOFs - http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Oprah

Have a tribe of tinkers steal your winning letter from Publisher’s Clearinghouse.

[monster123]

Id tie you to a flag pole in a deserted place and unleash killer bee's all over you.

[bloody_ribcut]

id push in front of a 18 wheeler hauling a thousand pounds of potatoes..

[monster123]

Id make you swallow a bomb then tell you to run and detonate it when you least expect it :)

[Doc Faustus]

I'd drown you in hot fudge.

[stubbornforgey]

i would play barry manilow music repeatedly through loud speakers ..hidden in your room...and nail all your doors and windows shut so you cant escape.

[bloody_ribcut]

i'll crush your asophagus with an alluminum bat, and cutoff your feet.

[stubbornforgey]

yeah yeah!! i would tell yo mama on you n she gonna whip yo' ass
with vinegar and kerosene !!!!!so there !! 'folds her arms'

[Vodstok]

I'll give you a gun with one bullet and put you ina room playing Dexter, Lost, Heroes, And any movies you havent seen with great twists and from behind bullet proof glass, shout the endings loudly over a PA system.

[stubbornforgey]

i would use my laser beam eyes to cut through the bullet proof glass..
i would jump through the window n jackie chan your sorry ass.

[roshiq]

I'll strap you into a seat and keep your eyes held open with specula like Alex in A Clockwork Orange and forced you to watch all the worst movies in a non-stop back to back show!

(kinda similar to vodstok's idea:o )

[Doc Faustus]

I would dose you with thirty hits of liquid acid then lock you in a room where every hour I adjust the temperature by one degree, occasionally flashing a projection of the words "you're in hell" on the wall.

[stubbornforgey]

james stubb uses her ESP to summon the almighty Uwe ,
she will fake him into beleiving that you all wanted his advice on how to make
good movies..
i will pay him to give you all a 3 hour lecture on the do's and don'ts

[Vodstok]

i would use my laser beam eyes to cut through the bullet proof glass..
i would jump through the window n jackie chan your sorry ass.
lasers cant cut glass, they pass through it. lasers are light :p

I would laugh at your feeble attempts at escape.

then tell you how Angel Heart ends

[stubbornforgey]

lasers cant cut glass, they pass through it. lasers are light :p

I would laugh at your feeble attempts at escape.

then tell you how Angel Heart ends

AHA this is where your wrong Watson..
my laser isnt just any laser..my laser is titanium added with a secret recipe
from my grandmother so my laser can cut through anything.

[bloody_ribcut]

i'll cut your head off with your own lazer.

[DraculaInDallas]

They can't the puerto ricans allready did.

Festered, I'd eat 20 cans of baked beans, and make a fart helmet that went from my ass directly to your head, and suffocate you with my farts.

LOL....that was funny :D

[stubbornforgey]

'looks up at dracula in dallas'
how dare you come in here and laugh'...
uses her rusty pliers to pull out your fangs then uses them as spears
n lodges them into ribcuts eyes

[Psycom5k]

I'd make you eat your own poop until you died from it.

[Doc Faustus]

I'd invent a super accurate high powered cannon that could cause organic matter to break down. Then I wouldn't let you see it and I'd slap you until you cry. Then I would invent a chainsaw that can cut through anything. And I wouldn't let you try it out. Then I'd slap you until you cry. Then I'd apologize for slapping you with a wine and cheese gift basket. But the cheese would be coated with poison.

[Psycom5k]

I'd invent a super accurate high powered cannon that could cause organic matter to break down. Then I wouldn't let you see it and I'd slap you until you cry. Then I would invent a chainsaw that can cut through anything. And I wouldn't let you try it out. Then I'd slap you until you cry. Then I'd apologize for slapping you with a wine and cheese gift basket. But the cheese would be coated with poison.

You bastard..... tainting the goodness of cheese....

I would wrap you in wet rawhide, tightly, and leave you out in the sun. Once the rawhide started to dry you would be slowly squeezed to death until your head popped off and your guts squirted out like toothpaste out of a tight squeezed tube.

[stubbornforgey]

argh.
i would just show u a pic of zero in a bikini ..
if that dont kill u..it will sure as hell give u nightmares for a while..

[Psycom5k]

argh.
i would just show u a pic of zero in a bikini ..
if that dont kill u..it will sure as hell give u nightmares for a while..

Pfft I have that poster hanging above my bed.

I'd show you a picture of yourself in a bikini. INSTANT DEATH!!



























j/k

[stubbornforgey]

Pfft I have that poster hanging above my bed.

I'd show you a picture of yourself in a bikini. INSTANT DEATH!!



























j/k

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

i would just shove ure own cooking down ure throat.

'whisper'..why have u got zero hanging on ure wall above ure bed..??
between 2 buddies..i wont tell anyone..i swear'..

[Psycom5k]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

i would just shove ure own cooking down ure throat.

'whisper'..why have u got zero hanging on ure wall above ure bed..??
between 2 buddies..i wont tell anyone..i swear'..

I have a monkey fetish. oh and btw I cook good. Ask anybody who's eaten my cooking which would be nobody that you know because you know nobody who has eaten my cooking.

I would sit on your face and use your mouth as a toilet.

[Festered]

Bath you in pimple ointment till you've vanished from the earth.

[Psycom5k]

I'd get some blood from an AIDS patient and infect you with it, then watch you slowly die.

[Metro1000]

I would kill you with my drill.

[Psycom5k]

I would kill you with my drill.

I'd kill you with your own lameness

[bloody_ribcut]

i'd infect you with aids, then shoot you in the face with a 20 gauge.

[Psycom5k]

i'd infect you with aids, then shoot you in the face with a 20 gauge.

you have AIDS?

I'd give you poisoned candy, and make you eat it.

[ferretchucker]

I'd get you to look at a mirror on the ceiling. The smashed, falling pieces would kill you. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

[Psycom5k]

I'd get you to look at a mirror on the ceiling. The smashed, falling pieces would kill you. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

You stole that from bride of chucky. You fail as bad as this guy....

http://jj.am/gallery/d/65347-1/Gymnast_vault_fail.gif

I'd strap a bomb to your chest, grenades down your underpants, poisonous snakes in your boots, and leave you in a tank full of highly deadly poisonous scorpions, then i'd shoot you in the face with a shotgun.

[Festered]

I'd kill you with your own lameness

lol, an atomic wedgie administered by a silverback gorilla.

[Doc Faustus]

Puncture holes in you with hundreds and hundreds of tiny forks.

[Psycom5k]

Puncture holes in you with hundreds and hundreds of tiny forks.

Puncture 1 hole in you with a giant spoon.

[bloody_ribcut]

id tie your arms and legs to four different horses and let them pull you apart.

[Psycom5k]

I'd tell Oprah you were a racist/sexist pedofile, then let her book club do the rest.

[Vodstok]

I would dump spaghetti on your junk and sic a cow on you.


Then shoot you in the face with a cannon.

[ferretchucker]

I'd put something covered in blood in your washing machine and when you go to investigate it, I'd put you on electrics until your mouth started frothing. Then I'd stare at you with my head tilted.

[Doc Faustus]

I'd steal your DNA, use it to engineer super pain sensitive mice and then put them into a gigantic cat cage.

[Festered]

I'd throw you to the bears, and I'm not talking about the 4 legged kind.

[Doc Faustus]

I would drown you in hotdog cart brine.

[Vodstok]

i'd stick a pickle up your ass and cover it in pastrami then run you naked through the new york friar's club.

[Festered]

I would drown you in hotdog cart brine.

Been there, done that.


What's with you and pickles, Vodstok?


Batter you in salt and make you slide down a 50 foot razor blade.

[bloody_ribcut]

id put you in a wood chipper, feet first.

[Despare]

I'll make you read every thread on this board about politics and then, just when you're about to break, make you read the religion threads until your head explodes.

[Vodstok]

What's with you and pickles, Vodstok?
Can't a man like pickles?

I'd shove pickles in every orifice in your body, and then, just you are about to expire...

I'll shoot you in the face.


With a nuke. Or a ham. Depends on what side the coin lands on.

[Painfulldeath]

I would tie you up and make you watch Oprah Winfrey season 1-20. I would also plant a special machine in your brain that would monitor all activity. As soon as it would detect any sort of disinterest whatsoever, your head would explode.

[bloody_ribcut]

I'll make you read every thread on this board about politics .


that'll just about do it.....

[Festered]

make you renew your driver's licence at the DMV.

[Vodstok]

make you renew your driver's licence at the DMV.
I'll make YOU renew your driver's license at the DMV.


BOOYEAH!



Take that...




BURN!:D :cool:

[Festered]

Oh yea, I'll make you go to Home Depot for $1.19 worth of screws on a Saturday morning. Now that's evil.

[Vodstok]

Oh yea, I'll make you go to Home Depot for $1.19 worth of screws on a Saturday morning. Now that's evil.
even worse, i'll make you rent their truck to carry some plywood home.

[Festered]

I'll make you buy all their Ryobi power tools*














* Ryobi brand power tools, featuring the finest in engineering and design from N. Korea. The best disposable tools money can buy.

[Vodstok]

I'll make you ponder this until your pancreas caves in and kills you:

Mitsubishis are japanese cars, but manufactured in america.

Most american cars are made with foreign parts.

Foster's lager is an australian beer, but for americans it is brewed in canada

Fingers dont "fing"

[Festered]

I'll make you ponder this till your rectum bleeds profusely-

If a hole was cut straight thru the planet Earth, and you jumped in, it would take you roughly an hour and a half to get to the other side(providing you didn't bounce off the sidewalls or burnt to an ash at the earth's core). But as soon as you reached the other side, you'd get sent back to the other side, perpetually falling back and forth.



I'll toss you a sandwich if you get hungry. :D

[Vodstok]

it would actually take you 33.02 hours to fall to the center at terminal velocity. Air resistance and gravity would hinder the upward trajectory, causing me to lose momentum on every pass, probably about 40% every time i passed the center, so eventually i would just sit motionless at the center of the earth.

I'll get Hillary swank and aaron ekhart to mail you a postcard for me.



I would destroy you with my awesome center of the earth powers.

[Festered]

it would actually take you 33.02 hours to fall to the center at terminal velocity. Air resistance and gravity would hinder the upward trajectory, causing me to lose momentum on every pass, probably about 40% every time i passed the center, so eventually i would just sit motionless at the center of the earth.


DAMN!!!! The PBS science guy lied to me.


I'd give you 500 hits of Viagra and force you to bartend at Rosie O'Donell's next all-Gay ocean liner tour.

[Doc Faustus]

I would spray you with baboon pheromones and then toss you in an enclosure with AIDS infected babboons. Then, when they get exhausted, I'll airlift you to a secret undisclosed location where I will spike your food with a moderately effective AIDS cocktail. Then after years of suffering through AIDS with slight remission, I would let you go, but not before spraying you once more with babboon pheromones and posting babboon guards right outside your door for more fun. Then, the bus that picks you up to return you to a normal life will be full of babboons. Babboons with time bombs strapped to their chests that will go off after another hour of simian misery.

[Festered]

I would spray you with baboon pheromones and then toss you in an enclosure with AIDS infected babboons. Then, when they get exhausted, I'll airlift you to a secret undisclosed location where I will spike your food with a moderately effective AIDS cocktail. Then after years of suffering through AIDS with slight remission, I would let you go, but not before spraying you once more with babboon pheromones and posting babboon guards right outside your door for more fun. Then, the bus that picks you up to return you to a normal life will be full of babboons. Babboons with time bombs strapped to their chests that will go off after another hour of simian misery.

Yea, like I said, Rosie O'Donell's next all-Gay ocean liner tour.

[Vodstok]

Yea, like I said, Rosie O'Donell's next all-Gay ocean liner tour.
I'll turn you into rosie odonnel and make you pretend you are really sexually attracted to Tom Cruise.

[Festered]

I'll turn you into rosie odonnel and make you pretend you are really sexually attracted to Tom Cruise.

But I am.


I'd make you marry into this family...

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk111/serenacce/r0ql5g.gif

[Vodstok]

No biggie. I would beat the hell out of the guys and make the woman my slave.



I would make you do this :eek: then pop your eyes. the ensuing explosion destroy your brain.

[Festered]

I would make you give this guy a sponge bath...

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk111/serenacce/fat_kid.jpg

...without water.

[monster123]

Id make you drink a poop and pee smoothie with semen drizzled in it :)

[Festered]

Id make you drink a poop and pee smoothie with semen drizzled in it :)


I'd drowned you in my own special Romance Gravy, with 17 secret herbs and spices. Because I'm ....

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk111/serenacce/fabio.gif



THE LOVE MACHINE!

[monster123]

I'd drowned you in my own special Romance Gravy, with 17 secret herbs and spices. Because I'm ....

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk111/serenacce/fabio.gif



THE LOVE MACHINE!


Haha id like that ;) lol

[Leprucky Cougar]

Haha id like that ;) lol

I'd second that !

[Zero]

well . . . technically i guess i did kill you all - just read the Battle Royale transcript and revel in my bloody monkey awesomeness!


(oh and for the record - I would fling pooh at you until you died in a stinky pill of monkey mess)

[bloody_ribcut]

i;ll force feed you your own monkey mess with a heated up table spoon, till the insides of your mouth melted into a blob of blistery skin and shit.
then i';ll sew your mouth closed with a rusted fishing hook and spearker wire for string, leaving you to die in your mothers bed from an ice pick stab to the heart.