5 wishes

[pinkfloyd45769]

If you were granted 5 wishes right now what would you wish for?
1.I wish for mike to be with me everyday
2.I want to get through school and quit going back
3.no more hunger
4.no more homeless
5.live a happy life:)

[massacre man]

1. Maggie
2. A chance to hang out with Kurt Cobain
3. Maggie
4. Superpowers
5. Maggie

[bloody_ribcut]

1. i wish for an garage door opener.

2. i wish for my garage to transform into a gun sore, stocked with guns and ammo.

3. i wish for ten pounds of weed in the attic, with the propper materials...papers,lighter,.etc..

4. i wish for a refridgerator full of smoked turkey legs.

5. i wish for a zombie armageddon.

[novakru]

1) My energy back
2) My girls would aquire some common sense
3) My husband would become a man
4) Depression would cease to exist ....for everyone
5) I'd give the last wish to the crazy guy that is always asking for smokes in front of Target and screaming at traffic about something I can never understand.

[pinkfloyd45769]

I loooove your last wish Nova:D

[massacre man]

3) My husband would become a man

You got a young one like Maggie, eh?

[monalisa]

1. I wish I could find my dream job, one that I actually felt passionate about and enjoyed.

2. I wish I'd win the lottery, then I wouldn't have to worry about wish #1.

3. I wish I had spent more time with my parents when they were still alive here.

4. I wish I could express myself better.

5. I wish I had more energy.

[novakru]

You got a young one like Maggie, eh?

That would be a nice excuse but age has nothing to do with being a man.
You are more of a man than he is and he is 43

[novakru]

So Sorry!!
My computer was being slow so I hit the keys!

SORRY guys

[novakru]

I'm sorry!
oops

[monalisa]

Nova, what are you sorry about? You made sense to me.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Yeah,i know how you feel about that.Mike is wayyyyy more mature than my ex,who is 10 years older than him;)

[massacre man]

That would be a nice excuse but age has nothing to do with being a man.
You are more of a man than he is and he is 43

But that's not fair to compare someone else to me. I'm awesome.

[novakru]

Nova, what are you sorry about? You made sense to me.

I triple posted:o

hee

[pinkfloyd45769]

But that's not fair to compare someone else to me. I'm awesome.

Thats why i compare everyone to your awesomeness;) ;) ;)

[monalisa]

I triple posted:o

hee

Oh, you human you! :p :D

[novakru]

Oh, you human you! :p :D
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[Leprucky Cougar]

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Great guys...now back to the wishes. :)

[Festered]

Great guys...now back to the wishes. :)


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[The Flayed One]

What kind of boozed up drop out Djinn did you come across that grants 5 wishes?

That's about as logical as Six Minute Abs.

I guess I'll play along with you and W.C. Genie.

1. A sentient living dead Rice Burner. Me and my Zombike would tear down the streets at night, fighting crime. This is nice in theory, but I would probably be the worst crime fighter in the world seeing as my second wish would be:

2. +2 Endless Mug of Beer. Seeing as how this wish would probably have a fairly negative health, my third wish would need to be:

3. Liver of Odin. The liver of the mighty Norse god would be installed in my body, forever protecting me from my arch nemisis Sir Osis. Of course, to compliment all of that beer, I'll also need:

4. Bottomless Bucket of Hot Wings. As you can see, the mixture of all of these will lead to the need of my last wish:

5. Colon of Steel.

It's a good thing I made Zombike sentient. I'll need someone to talk to while I enter my own personal Valhalla : Eternal Vegetation.

I'm a simple man with simple needs.

[pinkfloyd45769]

I guess 5 wishes was a little much.I think 3 is not enough,damn...now i'm confused:(

[Festered]

5. Colon of Steel.


I'm a simple man with simple needs.

I've seen a couple other simple men with simple needs that might be interested in your 5th wish, should you so happen to get it granted.

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[The Flayed One]

I've seen a couple other simple men with simple needs that might be interested in your 5th wish, should you so happen to get it granted.

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I usually eat garlic bread with my wings, so they probably wouldn't want any part of that. Not saying I believe vampires fear garlic, but would you want to get too close to someone who's eternally eating hot wings, blu cheese and garlic bread and drinking beer?

[Festered]

I usually eat garlic bread with my wings, so they probably wouldn't want any part of that. Not saying I believe vampires fear garlic, but would you want to get too close to someone who's eternally eating hot wings, blu cheese and garlic bread and drinking beer?


Yea, but they're from the League of Extra-horny Gentlemen*















* No shit, I swiped it from Family Guy.

[Leprucky Cougar]

I guess 5 wishes was a little much.I think 3 is not enough,damn...now i'm confused:(

maybe 4 is just right 4 u

[ferretchucker]

1. When I'm older, definetely have the option to go to a University.
2. My family live long, healthy lives.
3. Be able to meet my Grandad (as a ghost).
4. No more war or conflict between countries.
5. Meet Freddy Mercury (as a ghost).

[Vodstok]

1. To have more money than Bill Gates

2. To lose this apathy

3. The ability to stop time. Between the movie Two of a Kind and an episode the Twilight zone that came out in the 80s, i have been obsessed with the shit you could do if you could freeze time.

4. Have Bree never get as pissed at me as she does other people (we have argued over this one...)

5. My former family to simply disappear. Bye.

[Leprucky Cougar]

In no particular order


1. I wish I could vote
2. marry my soulmate
3. Get all my degrees out of the way so hopefully I'd be financially set by 30
4. Be a playwright & director
5. Be a politican

[monster123]

1. A good man who will help me with my children
2. A million dollars
3. A nice big house
4. No more financial problems
5. Did i mention a really good man :)

[ferretchucker]

3. The ability to stop time. Between the movie Two of a Kind and an episode the Twilight zone that came out in the 80s, i have been obsessed with the shit you could do if you could freeze time.


Dammit, why didn't I think of that?!

[Leprucky Cougar]

1. A good man who will help me with my children

5. Did i mention a really good man :)

I'm with ya. :) Two neccessities every woman should have.

[bloodrayne]

1) I wish that my kids would always be happy, healthy and safe


Other than that, I don't really need anything else

[monster123]

1) I wish that my kids would always be happy, healthy and safe


Other than that, I don't really need anything else

Thats the best wish of all.

[novakru]

In no particular order


1. I wish I could vote
2. marry my soulmate
3. Get all my degrees out of the way so hopefully I'd be financially set by 30
4. Be a playwright & director
5. Be a politican

#5 is not you
You'd have to be devious
even if you went into politics for the right reasons, you'd have to sell your soul eventually..........didn't you watch Legally Blonde 2??
Good reference material:D

[Leprucky Cougar]

1)

Other than that, I don't really need anything else

Sure you may not need anything else....but does it neccessarily mean you don't want anything else?

[bloodrayne]

Sure you may not need anything else....but does it neccessarily mean you don't want anything else?

I know how to get what I want, I don't need wishes for that ;)

Seriously...Other than even MORE horror movies (which I am always obtaining), I have all that I want, too :)



I guess I COULD use a little more time and a little more sleep, but I expect both of those things to become available to me when Ash turns 5

[Leprucky Cougar]

I know how to get what I want, I don't need wishes for that ;)

Seriously...Other than even MORE horror movies (which I am always obtaining), I have all that I want, too :)



I guess I COULD use a little more time and a little more sleep, but I expect both of those things to become available to me when Ash turns 5

How old is he now?

[bloodrayne]

How old is he now?

2...I've got a little ways to go

[Leprucky Cougar]

2...I've got a little ways to go

Not that long...he'll be there b 4 u know it. I remember telling my mother she had forever to go with me....but in a month and a half shes' done with me.

[Phalanx]

*Immortality for myself and loved ones.
*For my future child to be healthy
*People who start fights for no good reason, I'd have their heads explode
*Legalisation of weed - I think this would help peace and alcoholism.
*All meat to be cloned from brainless matter.

[jugchord]

1. A million dollars
2. Immortality for me and my loved ones
3. True love
4. A job that I like
5. To get a good drummer so I can start a band

[Dante'sInferno]

1.Meet Trent Reznor
2.Marry my soulmate
3.Have success in music and movies as well in my personal life.
4.Meet Gary Numan
5.Meet Bjork and Till Lindemann

[illdojo]

1) 1 billion dollars.
2) Become friends with the late Bill Hicks.
3) World Peace
4) Marry Jessica Biel
5) Become the new drummer for Queens of the Stone Age.

[massacre man]

5) Become the new drummer for Queens of the Stone Age.

Could I get a backstage pass? :D

[illdojo]

Could I get a backstage pass? :D

Of course, dude... Everyone @ HDC(the ones I like that is) would get one. :cool:

[Nella]

*My son will always be happy, successful, and live a long life.
*Peace for all (illdojo got my world peace one.) :)
*More tolerance for others
*I wish my parents would educate themselves on some issues that they are avoiding.
*That I can escape the grief, guilt, and depression without using illegal drugs or other crutches such as comfort food bingeing

[DraculaInDallas]

What kind of boozed up drop out Djinn did you come across that grants 5 wishes?

That's about as logical as Six Minute Abs.

I guess I'll play along with you and W.C. Genie.

1. A sentient living dead Rice Burner. Me and my Zombike would tear down the streets at night, fighting crime. This is nice in theory, but I would probably be the worst crime fighter in the world seeing as my second wish would be:

2. +2 Endless Mug of Beer. Seeing as how this wish would probably have a fairly negative health, my third wish would need to be:

3. Liver of Odin. The liver of the mighty Norse god would be installed in my body, forever protecting me from my arch nemisis Sir Osis. Of course, to compliment all of that beer, I'll also need:

4. Bottomless Bucket of Hot Wings. As you can see, the mixture of all of these will lead to the need of my last wish:

5. Colon of Steel.

It's a good thing I made Zombike sentient. I'll need someone to talk to while I enter my own personal Valhalla : Eternal Vegetation.

I'm a simple man with simple needs.

LMAO!!!!!! :D

[Leprucky Cougar]

#5 is not you
You'd have to be devious
even if you went into politics for the right reasons, you'd have to sell your soul eventually..........didn't you watch Legally Blonde 2??
Good reference material:D

It's all about balance...none of us are perfect..not every decision we've taken was out of the best interest of everyone. that's the whole point of the job. I wouldn't sell my soul. Is the system bad? No. Is it handled badly? Sure. Impossible? Definittely not. Do I have plans and ideas for reform? Yes and working on developing and tweaking them. Corrupted? In a sense yes, but what isn't? Not something that can't be done. Problem is not everyone wants changes.--they want to keep what benefits their groups [ie-rebulican route] Novakuru I have faith.

[ferretchucker]

I know how to get what I want, I don't need wishes for that ;)

Seriously...Other than even MORE horror movies (which I am always obtaining), I have all that I want, too :)



I guess I COULD use a little more time and a little more sleep, but I expect both of those things to become available to me when Ash turns 5

You sure you don't want a lifetime supply of chocolate or maybe the ability to wiggle your nose and make money magically appear.

[novakru]

Novakuru I have faith.


That's good to see:)

[Leprucky Cougar]

That's good to see:)

See? I should do fine. Give me I don't know, maybe 10-15 years.

[stubbornforgey]

to feel my silly egyptians arms around me again
to feel my silly egyptians tender kiss again
to hear my silly egyptians soothing voice when he whispers i love you morerer
to touch my silly egyptians face with my tiny fingers when i reach out
n assure him that everything is alright..
to finalise the family problems
that made me leave my silly egyptian in the 1st place and return to a lonely house,

[monster123]

to feel my silly egyptians arms around me again
to feel my silly egyptians tender kiss again
to hear my silly egyptians soothing voice when he whispers i love you morerer
to touch my silly egyptians face with my tiny fingers when i reach out
n assure him that everything is alright..
to finalise the family problems
that made me leave my silly egyptian in the 1st place and return to a lonely house,

Is your silly egyptian a stuffed animal?:D

[stubbornforgey]

Is your silly egyptian a stuffed animal?:D






:D

:rolleyes:

[monster123]

:D

:rolleyes:

:eek: :cool:

[Hilti88NYC]

..........Maybe I should be wishing for no homelessness and healthy ethiopians etc, with all that crap....... But Im not worried about any of you or anyone in the world.... Not to be a dick or anything....

1-Eternal life for me ,my girl,my cat aimee,my mother and father and lil bro....
2-Never get sick again
3-have non stop money in my account.Although i spend it builds up an extra million every year.
4-NY rangers season tix every year.
5- The greatest horror figure,toy,collectible,memorabilia collection..