A Special Delivery

[The_Assassin]

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[bloodrayne]

AHHH!...NOW we know who the Assassin was!!!!!

I wish we knew who the others were

Come on guys...OUT WITH IT!

[Psycom5k]

Wait a minute Vamp was The Assassin?

[The_Assassin]

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[bloodrayne]

I figured it would come up sooner or later. :p

Seriously, I couldn't guess...However...I DID try to kill you...V rejected my attempt to sneak up behind you in the dark while you were concentrating on a kill...And bash your skull in :)

[VampiricClown]

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[bloodrayne]

Oh, that's just great! :D

HaHa...Nothing personal, just self-preservation...I kinda figured I'd be a target :)

[monalisa]

I figured it would come up sooner or later. :p

Damn! I love that avatar! Seriously.

[VampiricClown]

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[monalisa]

Snatch it.

Hee-hee, I did save it already. :p

[VampiricClown]

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[The_Author]

The Author walks to his friends on Horror.com, each eagerly awaiting his announcement. He speaks,
"My friends, I would first and foremost like to apologize for not completeing the Novelisation of the Battle Royale. My reason is rather poor, it was simply very tasking to write. However, I hope my latest writings have made up for it..."
Several People in the crowd realize the truth. The Author reaches across, and pulls off his mask, and what he reveals, shocks all.


http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/ferretchucker/ferr-1.jpg
Artist's interpretation of The Author's Face

[bloodrayne]

The Author walks to his friends on Horror.com, each eagerly awaiting his announcement. He speaks,
"My friends, I would first and foremost like to apologize for not completeing the Novelisation of the Battle Royale. My reason is rather poor, it was simply very tasking to write. However, I hope my latest writings have made up for it..."
Several People in the crowd realize the truth. The Author reaches across, and pulls off his mask, and what he reveals, shocks all.


http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/ferretchucker/ferr-1.jpg
Artist's interpretation of The Author's Face

Haha...You are such a dork :p

[ferretchucker]

Haha...You are such a dork :p

:( :( :( :(

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[bloodrayne]

:( :( :( :(

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Nooo...It's a GOOD thing...A funny, silly, adorable person :)

Well, that's MY definition of a dork anyway

[ferretchucker]

For real and for true?

[bloodrayne]

For real and for true?

Yes, absolutely


BUT...Sam (Stephen/STE/SamTheEgg) says that 'dork' is what a whale's penis is called...I've never really seen anything to validate that definition, though :)

[ferretchucker]

So I'm an adorable whale's penis?

[bloodrayne]

So I'm an adorable whale's penis?

I don't use Sam's definition because, like I said, I've seen nothing to validate it...I've never seen a whale's penis either, however I somehow doubt that I would find them to be "adorable"

[monalisa]

So I'm an adorable whale's penis?

With bunny ears...doooooooooon't forget the bunny ears! :p

[ferretchucker]

I don't use Sam's definition because, like I said, I've seen nothing to validate it...I've never seen a whale's penis either, however I somehow doubt that I would find them to be "adorable"

Meh, don't knock it 'til you've tried it! :p


And Mona, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:D

[VampiricClown]

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[monalisa]

Bump............

Ok bumpyclown, sorry that I'm so technically challenged in this area, but what app do I use to play it after I've downloaded it? :eek: :D

[pinkfloyd45769]

You spammer!!!


Kidding,i downloaded it:)

[Marley's Ghost]

Looks Like The Time
Has Come To Reveal
Who We Really Are
The Mask I Shall Peel

For All Who Must Know
My Identity Is Clear
I've Been Here Forever
My Unveiling Is Near

[pinkfloyd45769]

I guess i'm the only person with only one identity around here...hmmmm

[monalisa]

I guess i'm the only person with only one identity around here...hmmmm

No, you're not hon.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Ok,just me and Mona:)

We are so cool;)

[Festered]

Looks Like The Time
Has Come To Reveal
Who We Really Are
The Mask I Shall Peel

For All Who Must Know
My Identity Is Clear
I've Been Here Forever
My Unveiling Is Near

Although rather new

After seeing your game

It is easy to guess

That Horror’s your name


No anagrams or codes

No numerology ye

Just straight flat out poems

Are the guise that I see



Though we never have met

I’m clever with clues

Are you of old money

Or just sporting clown shoes


So if this be your name

Rap once, twice, nay four

If Horror it aint’

Well, Jack, there is the door


Percy Bysshe Smelley

[VampiricClown]

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[VampiricClown]

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[Cerberus]

That Horror’s your name
Not even close

Horror stopped hanging out with us in early '04

[VampiricClown]

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[Festered]

Not even close

Horror stopped hanging out with us in early '04


How can I take the word of a 3-headed dog. You might be leading me astray. Besides, it's just a guess, nothing more. :rolleyes:

[SausageCreature]

I guess i'm the only person with only one identity around here...hmmmm

What the hell are you talking about?

http://www.caesarspasta.com/PASTABILITIES/b_meatballs.jpg

[pinkfloyd45769]

What the hell are you talking about?

http://www.caesarspasta.com/PASTABILITIES/b_meatballs.jpg

I was meaning username..sorry:o

[The Flayed One]

I was meaning username..sorry:o

Ignore him. He's a putz.

[Psycom5k]

Yes, absolutely


BUT...Sam (Stephen/STE/SamTheEgg) says that 'dork' is what a whale's penis is called...I've never really seen anything to validate that definition, though :)

dork (dôrk)
n.
1. Slang A stupid, inept, or foolish person.
2. Vulgar Slang The penis.

[ferretchucker]

dork (dôrk)
n.
1. Slang A stupid, inept, or foolish person.
2. Vulgar Slang The penis.

So THAT explains it!


Rayne, I must say I am offended beyond words! ;) :p

[Papillon Noir]

Wow! I'm shocked that the Assassin in VC and the Author is Ferret. I'm glad we finally got to find out who they were. :)

So, who is still a great mystery besides Marley and IT the Traveler? And will they unveil themselves? [please, please]

[Doc Faustus]

I've got a feeling I know who Marley is.

[bloodrayne]

Wow! I'm shocked that the Assassin in VC and the Author is Ferret. I'm glad we finally got to find out who they were. :)

So, who is still a great mystery besides Marley and IT the Traveler? And will they unveil themselves? [please, please]

I think Diary should speak up...I really enjoyed the 'perspective from the inside'

How many others were there?

I've got a feeling I know who Marley is.

Marley isn't like the Battle participants, he was an April Fool's Day creation...Like Sausage Creature and MANY others...So, most of us already know who those guys are ;)

[Papillon Noir]

I think Diary should speak up...I really enjoyed the 'perspective from the inside'

How many others were there?


I forgot about Diary. Yeah I wonder who he/she was?

I seem to remember that MurderDoll was The Boss.

[Doc Faustus]

Not even close

Horror stopped hanging out with us in early '04

Yessir, seems like we gone a long time without an admin in these here parts. It's the sort of thing best explained with a sad country ballad...

*dons black cowboy and strums guitar

Long time ago there was a man of the law,
With a jackalope's legs
And a gatorpig's jaws,
And then he decided...well, just because...
It was time to start a horror forum,
But the devil just couldn't ignore 'em.

The devil came 'round said I'll take every soul
That touches the forum under your control
Horror wrestled the devil til a churchbell tolled
And he sent the bastard on his way,
But he still hadn't won the day!
Hi-ya! No, sir...whoo wee, ya ha!

With tears on his eyes
He got on his horse
Cause he just couldn't beat old scratch by force
When the devil lays a curse it's par for the course
That a man's just gotta back down,
So Horror saved us all when he left town,
But don't panic young'uns,
When there's films to promote he drops on by and leaves a little note
So he knows that we ain't forgot
And he was braver than the devil thought.

Thank ya, thank y'all. I appreciate any loose change.
Phew, almost missed a mention of Horror's absence.

[Nella]

There's only one of me. HDC doesn't need two morons around here. :p

[ferretchucker]

There's only one of me. HDC doesn't need two morons around here. :p

Awww...YEH! JOKING! :p


I'd be interested to see who Marley was, as me and him/ her had a few Rhyme Offs (which he won :mad:).

[The_Hitch_Hiker]

I once knew a man who had two Identities. We called him Jim and Tim. To cut a long story short, one day Tim called the Jim Comrade, and being the commy hater that Jim was, he slit Tim's throat, right in front of a Bus of School kids.

The moral of the story is, if you have two identities, one day they clash and when they day comes, no sausage or rhyme or diary can stop the inevitable death.

Thanks for the ride.

[VampiricClown]

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