The 3 Word Horror Story

[Festered]

Pretty simple game.A continuous horror story written by any member in a 3 word post. Wait at least one turn before posting again.

Example: It was a

Response 1: dark and scary

Response 2: night in Boston

etc.


I'll start it out...


"It was a

[The_Return]

...big greasy whore...

[Psycom5k]

and she loved

[pinkfloyd45769]

big greasy men

[Festered]

with sweaty thighs

[Elvis_Christ]

who wear feces

[Psycom5k]

with lots of

[Festered]

refreshing after shave

[Psycom5k]

and he eats

[pinkfloyd45769]

little human babies

[Festered]

sautee'd in a

[Psycom5k]

garlic butter sauce

[Elvis_Christ]

got the shits

[Festered]

and the giggles

[Psycom5k]

and made love

[novakru]

in the oubliette

[Psycom5k]

with a midget

[novakru]

after two am

[Festered]

in the oubliette

"You use yer tongue prettier than a $2 whore" Slim Pickens - Blazing Saddles

in the morning

[fortunato]

Drove his car

[roshiq]

on the way

[ferretchucker]

To "Whore Express".

[bloody_ribcut]

where mother lives

[ferretchucker]

Happily wait for

[monalisa]

his birthday gift

[massacre man]

Big Black Dildo.

[monalisa]

He didn't expect

[Doc Faustus]

the kangaroo men

[Bub the Zombie]

to change into

[ferretchucker]

Bub the Zombie.

[Bub the Zombie]

The crosses were

[monalisa]

heavy to carry

[Festered]

and sometimes very

[monalisa]

rough and splintery

[ferretchucker]

That's what she...

[monalisa]

was afraid of

[illdojo]

A huge zombie...

[Festered]

finding in the

[Doc Faustus]

well a rotten

[monalisa]

waterlogged stinky corpse

[Psycom5k]

that smelled like

[Festered]

ripe chitterlings frying

[Psycom5k]

with moose piss

[monalisa]

and a delicate

[Festered]

flambe'ed orangutan's nuts

[Psycom5k]

with a nice

[monalisa]

reduced blood sauce

[Festered]

drizzled over lettuce

[monalisa]

and brain salad

[Psycom5k]

with penis fries

[bloody_ribcut]

"marvelous", said Jesus..






somone should compile all this madness, i bet its a hoot of a read.

[monalisa]

I love fries

[roshiq]

more than anything

[ferretchucker]

even asian chicks.

[ferretchucker]

It was a big greasy whore, and she loved big greasy men with sweaty thighs who wear feces, with lots of refreshing after shave, and he eats little human babies sautee'd in a garlic butter sauce. Got the shitd and the giggles and made love in the oubliette with a midget.

After two am in the morning, drove his car on the way to "whore express", where mother lives, happily waiting for his birthday gift; big black dildo. He didn't expect the kangaroo men to change into Bub the Zombie.

The crosses were heavy to carry and sometimes very rough and splintery. That's what she was afraid of. A huge zombie finding in the well a rotten water logged stinky corpse, that smelled like ripe chitterlings frying with moose piss and a delicate flambe'ed orangutan's nuts with a nice reduced blood sauce, drizzled over lettuce and brain salad with penis fries.

"Marvelous," said Jesus, I love fries more than anything, even Asian chicks!

[Festered]

else on earth

[fortunato]

else on earth

Ferret already beat you to that one.

-----------------

Through the door

[roshiq]

suddenly came out

[monalisa]

It was a big greasy whore, and she loved big greasy men with sweaty thighs who wear feces, with lots of refreshing after shave, and he eats little human babies sautee'd in a garlic butter sauce. Got the shitd and the giggles and made love in the oubliette with a midget.

After two am in the morning, drove his car on the way to "whore express", where mother lives, happily waiting for his birthday gift; big black dildo. He didn't expect the kangaroo men to change into Bub the Zombie.

The crosses were heavy to carry and sometimes very rough and splintery. That's what she was afraid of. A huge zombie finding in the well a rotten water logged stinky corpse, that smelled like ripe chitterlings frying with moose piss and a delicate flambe'ed orangutan's nuts with a nice reduced blood sauce, drizzled over lettuce and brain salad with penis fries.

"Marvelous," said Jesus, I love fries more than anything, even Asian chicks!


OMG, that is some funny shit! Keep it going folks!

[Festered]

Ferret already beat you to that one.

-----------------

Through the door


Figured that would happen eventually. Was wondering who was gonna coagulate this thing first. :D


Tom "HairyPits" Giovanni

[monalisa]

suddenly came out

a giant Panda

[fortunato]

You missed Festered, Mona Lisa.

Figured that would happen eventually. Was wondering who was gonna coagulate this thing first. :D


Tom "HairyPits" Giovanni

singing a wonderful

[monalisa]

You missed Festered, Mona Lisa.



singing a wonderful

(actually, I think we just posted at the same time 4:41) :)

giant Panda song

[Festered]

full of pithy

[fortunato]

spongy hatred, and

[bloody_ribcut]

maggots regergitating vomit

[monalisa]

while dancing upon

[pinkfloyd45769]

a pool table

[monalisa]

in a crowded

[fortunato]

subway station. The

[monalisa]

subway mutants awoke

[bloody_ribcut]

and smoked weed.

[fortunato]

"Can anyone find

[pinkfloyd45769]

my lover Newb

[monalisa]

He's smokin' weed

[Dante'sInferno]

and drinking beer

[pinkfloyd45769]

dressing his goose

[monalisa]

in pink leotards

[Dante'sInferno]

eating spicy burritos

[pinkfloyd45769]

and hes naked

[bloody_ribcut]

. "No", said Satan.

[monalisa]

it's too small

[Festered]

as he unfurled

[bloody_ribcut]

vagina kung fu.

[monalisa]

Don't bruise it

[Festered]

or lose it

[bloody_ribcut]

,go start supper..

[monalisa]

fix it yourself

:p :D

[pinkfloyd45769]

lazy ass bastard

[Festered]

no soup FRU

[monalisa]

Clouds rolled in

[bloody_ribcut]

and slanged crack.

[Festered]

Fidgey I got

[Elvis_Christ]

some killer smack

[roshiq]

but nobody knows

[Elvis_Christ]

scrotum skin wallet

[Leprucky Cougar]

Seductive Slave Stalker

[Psycom5k]

doesn't make sense

[Elvis_Christ]

crapping his pants

[ferretchucker]

which smells bad

[Festered]

oh so stinky

[bloody_ribcut]

just like dad.

[Papillon Noir]

Then his sister

[bloody_ribcut]

decapitated a figurine

[Doc Faustus]

Depicting Mark Twain

[Festered]

engaged in coprophilia

[Vodstok]

with an Ox

[Festered]

Babe the blue

[monster123]

who looked enraged

[Festered]

pissed he was

[Papillon Noir]

but she liked

[Doc Faustus]

to be poisoned

[monster123]

until she died

[Festered]

vewy vewy dead

[bloody_ribcut]

, the bride crawled..

[monster123]

back into hell

[roshiq]

at that moment

[Doc Faustus]

three angry weresharks

[bloodrayne]

emerged from the

[bloody_ribcut]

toilet singing metallica.

[Leprucky Cougar]

Torn Between Lovers

[bloody_ribcut]

cynthia commited suicide

[Doc Faustus]

at the Denny's

[jugchord]

her brains were...

[Festered]

splattered clear across

[monster123]

the road ahead

[Elvis_Christ]

landing on siringes

[Festered]

sharp pointy things

[Elvis_Christ]

filled with urine

[illdojo]

heroin and cocaine

[massacre man]

Nicotine, Valium, Vicadin

[illdojo]

Marijuana, Ecstasy and...

[Festered]

Little Debbies yum.

[Mr Lee]

..but, just as

[Doc Faustus]

Napoleon was short

[Festered]

Byrd was tall

[Doc Faustus]

He slamdunked her

[fortunato]

with suspenders on

[Bub the Zombie]

Then he realised

[DraculaInDallas]

she was underaged

[Festered]

and covered in

[monster123]

gooey pigs blood

[Papillon Noir]

so he ran....

[Festered]

far far away

[Papillon Noir]

to the place

[bloody_ribcut]

his mother died.

[Bub the Zombie]

Then he paused

[bloody_ribcut]

looking toward the

[Papillon Noir]

to reach in

[Festered]

and grab his

[monster123]

big powerful shotgun

[Papillon Noir]

he carefully aimed,

[Psycom5k]

at the pedofile

[jugchord]

and brains unloaded

[bloody_ribcut]

from his skull.

[jugchord]

onto his mothers...

[bloody_ribcut]

grave" said charles..

[Festered]

hairy chin chin

[bloody_ribcut]

Through the door suddenly came out Tom "HairyPits" Giovanni, singing a wonderful giant Panda song.

full of pithy, spongy hatred, and maggots regergitating vomit while dancing upon a pool table in a crowded subway station.

The subway mutants awoke and smoked weed. "Can anyone find my lover Newb?" He's smokin' weed and drinking beer, dressing his goose in pink leotards eating spicy burritos...and hes naked.

"No", said Satan. it's too small, as he unfurled vagina kung fu.

Don't bruise it or lose it,go start supper..

fix it yourself lazy ass bastard, no soup FoRU...

Clouds rolled in and slanged crack. Fidgey I got some killer smack, but nobody knows scrotum skin wallet Seductive Slave Stalker.

doesn't make sense, crapping his pants which smells bad. oh so stinky just like dad.

Then his sister decapitated a figurine Depicting Mark Twain engaged in coprophilia with an Ox. Babe the blue who looked enraged, pissed he was....but she liked to be poisoned.

until she died vewy vewy dead, the bride crawled back into hell.

at that moment three angry weresharks emerged from the toilet singing metallica.

Torn Between Lovers cynthia commited suicide at the Denny's. her brains were splattered clear across the road ahead landing on siringes. sharp pointy things filled with urine, heroin and cocaine, Nicotine, Valium, Vicadin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Little Debbies yum.

..but, just as Napoleon was short, Byrd was tall. He slamdunked her with suspenders on, Then he realised she was underaged and covered in gooey pigs blood.

so he ran far far away to the place his mother died, Then he paused looking toward the... to reach in and grab his big powerful shotgun. he carefully aimed, at the pedofile and brains unloaded from his skull. onto his mothers hairy chin chin.


the end..................?

[Festered]

the end..................?

I don't think so.


Chapter Two

Harvey Sprinkles walked

[Doc Faustus]

into the sun

[Doc Faustus]

Through the door suddenly came out Tom "HairyPits" Giovanni, singing a wonderful giant Panda song.

full of pithy, spongy hatred, and maggots regergitating vomit while dancing upon a pool table in a crowded subway station.

The subway mutants awoke and smoked weed. "Can anyone find my lover Newb?" He's smokin' weed and drinking beer, dressing his goose in pink leotards eating spicy burritos...and hes naked.

"No", said Satan. it's too small, as he unfurled vagina kung fu.

Don't bruise it or lose it,go start supper..

fix it yourself lazy ass bastard, no soup FoRU...

Clouds rolled in and slanged crack. Fidgey I got some killer smack, but nobody knows scrotum skin wallet Seductive Slave Stalker.

doesn't make sense, crapping his pants which smells bad. oh so stinky just like dad.

Then his sister decapitated a figurine Depicting Mark Twain engaged in coprophilia with an Ox. Babe the blue who looked enraged, pissed he was....but she liked to be poisoned.

until she died vewy vewy dead, the bride crawled back into hell.

at that moment three angry weresharks emerged from the toilet singing metallica.

Torn Between Lovers cynthia commited suicide at the Denny's. her brains were splattered clear across the road ahead landing on siringes. sharp pointy things filled with urine, heroin and cocaine, Nicotine, Valium, Vicadin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Little Debbies yum.

..but, just as Napoleon was short, Byrd was tall. He slamdunked her with suspenders on, Then he realised she was underaged and covered in gooey pigs blood.

so he ran far far away to the place his mother died, Then he paused looking toward the... to reach in and grab his big powerful shotgun. he carefully aimed, at the pedofile and brains unloaded from his skull. onto his mothers hairy chin chin.


the end..................?

A lost William Burroughs manuscript?

[Leprucky Cougar]

Last Living Breath

[monalisa]

he gasped as

[Doc Faustus]

his saintly mother

[bloody_ribcut]

ressurected ted bundy.

[The_Return]

Then they all

[monalisa]

made a quilt

[bloody_ribcut]

which spelled out

[monalisa]

his bloody guilt.

[bloody_ribcut]

after another joint

[The_Return]

(one too many)

[monalisa]

he ate cookies

[Elvis_Christ]

made from SEMEN

[The_Return]

nice and fresh

[Elvis_Christ]

from the sack

[monalisa]

little too salty

[bloody_ribcut]

said omc choking.

[The_Return]

His fake wife

[Elvis_Christ]

and fake hair

[The_Return]

were both Asian.

[monalisa]

fooled several folks

[Elvis_Christ]

that were thick

[bloody_ribcut]

, his gayness would

[monalisa]

make elvis lick

[Festered]

balls of steel

[monalisa]

and a huge

[fortunato]

slice of lemon

[Leprucky Cougar]

make elvis lick

WTF? lol

No more Mama

[Papillon Noir]

since she went

[The_Return]

to bed with

[monalisa]

the wolfman, she

[Papillon Noir]

wanted it rough

[bloody_ribcut]

but impotence would

[Festered]

lead him astray

[monalisa]

"Where's my Viagra?"

[bloody_ribcut]

asked the pervert.

[Papillon Noir]

She sighed, bored

[Doc Faustus]

a large hole

[Papillon Noir]

to look for

[Festered]

in her ashtray

[monster123]

on the floor

[stubbornforgey]

and everyone dies

[Doc Faustus]

on the Titanic

[stubbornforgey]

the ghost ship

[bloody_ribcut]

except for rose.

[stubbornforgey]

whose dentures were

[bloody_ribcut]

riddled in rot,

[stubbornforgey]

with her last

[Papillon Noir]

breath, she dropped

[stubbornforgey]

her knickers that were

[Doc Faustus]

covered in mustard

[Festered]

honey grey poupon

[bloody_ribcut]

slid off her

[Festered]

ample breasteses, but :D

[bloody_ribcut]

her nipples kept

[Festered]

getting caught on

[Doc Faustus]

a nearby tree

[bloody_ribcut]

decorated for halloween.

[Papillon Noir]

Then the crow

[monster123]

died very quickly

[bloody_ribcut]

due to suffercation.

[Papillon Noir]

when the tree

[Festered]

squashed her tiny

[Papillon Noir]

friend, so she

[monster123]

was damn enraged

[bloody_ribcut]

like a crackhead.