I just got back...

[Psycom5k]

So, I just got back from a 4 day stay at the hospital. Saturday I was pretty feverish, and my left leg was swollen and red. Along with being disoriented and having trouble breathing it was decided that I should go to the hospital. SO there I am in the waiting room of the ER, for over an hour and a half mind you, just waiting to be triaged. turns out I had a 102F temperature and my leg felt like you could fry an egg on it. So I got sent right to a bed. From there on I don't remember much until they had hooked an IV up to me, they said I was very dehydrated and had a really bad case of Cellulitis, along with the flu and bronchitis, not to mention my blood pressure and heartrate were up. So I asked them to give me something to help me sleep and they did, next thing I woke up and it was 4 am and they were putting me on what looked like a brand new bed. One of the air-matress ones with the different controls so that I could get really comfy, and they brought me to my room, which happened to be brand new thanks to this remodel the hospital was going through. I had myself a nice new flatscreen tv with basic cable and a phone to entertain myself when I didn't have visitors(which was rare) and wasn't sleeping because I wasn't being constantly poked and prodded by interns. I must have had like 5 people come to visit me, which sucked because I was basicly there by myself in that one room for the whole time. And I dunno about you but if I can't go outside i'm cranky. Luckily my mom got me a Dean Koontz book to read(Mr. Murder, which is pretty good so far). so that helped waste some time because I don't really like much tv. THough I did get to watch Heroes, for the most part, undisturbed, though I had to explain to the nurses why I was shushing them when the commercials ended. Told em it was like my nerd soap opera and they laughed and understood. So yeah.... I'm kind of rambling now.... but I do want to say one thing....




Hellooooooooooooooooooo Nurse! Damn I had some cute nurses...

So yeah, thats how i've been, how have you guys been?

Edit: Oh yea.... did I forget to mention that I was having trouble peeing so they had to put a catheter in? And guess who did it, yep thats right the hot nurses. I got the hot nurses to touch my peepee. Woohoo for me! But damnit it sucked when they put it in and took it out.... they said "take a deep breath" and I took one and as I just fill my lungs i'm like " aaaaaaaaajdbfjksadgbkjsdghsdfhsajdgbvhjbib!!!" Ok now I gotta go lay down from lack of sleep and these pain killers i'm on. Which by they way....Good stuff... god damnit i'm rambling again..

[pinkfloyd45769]

Glad you are back,thats some crazy shit:)

[newb]

wait....who are you?

[Psycom5k]

wait....who are you?

Ha Ha very funny coming from an old drunk :D Ok to bed I go

[GorePhobia]

Damn dude I am glad you are alright now. Sounds like some crazy shit if you ask me. I need to get to a doctor or something soon because my back is getting bad and I hurt all the time and it is just getting tiresome and stuff just to stand for long periods of time.

[missmacabre]

Missed you buddy. Glad your nurses were hot and like..not ugly?

[jenna26]

wait....who are you?

LOL.....:p

Glad you're okay! :) And I couldn't stand Mr. Murder...one of the few books I never finished, if I would have been stuck in a hospital bed with only THAT book....well, it wouldn't have been pretty.....haha ;)

[Psycom5k]

Missed you buddy. Glad your nurses were hot and like..not ugly?

Yes I was glad they were hot and not ugly. I got to flirt with them all day.

And Gore, they gave me some lortabs for the pain, and let me tell you what.... I was higher than a kite, so I didn't really notice the pain much, that or the pain went away while I was high from it? But yeah dude 2 lortab 10's would probably do you some good, and if you don't have health insurance try getting it from the state or something. There are government programs for that, at least in my state there are.

and thanks Jenna. Though I'm kinda liking the book, I haven't gotten that far in it yet but so far I think its pretty good.

Oh and thanks Pinky

[pinkfloyd45769]

Loratabs are great for....pain:D

[Psycom5k]

Loratabs are great for....pain:D

yeah I know... they had me eating 2 10's every 4-5 hours. I tell ya I was higher than a kite the whole time.

[pinkfloyd45769]

yeah,i loved those lil pills:)

[Despare]

Catheters suck, more so during (and for a day or two after) removal. I feel your pain man.











Not like, with my hands, I mean I've felt your... I've had the same thing happen to me.

[pinkfloyd45769]

I can put catheters in..not fun;)I hate it when people pull them out,why would you do that?

[Papillon Noir]

Being in a hospital sucks, but at least you're doing better and good drugs are always a bonus. :D

Also, not a big Dean Koontz fan myself, but I really loved his book Intensity, so you might want to check that one out if you are up to reading or try it as an audio book :)

[GorePhobia]

I wish I could take some Loratabs.

[Psycom5k]

I wish I could take some Loratabs.

Yeah bro I'd give you some of mine but I only have enough to last me 2 more days. Well that and I'd have to get to Jersey. Other than that you should see the meds I'm on. I have a gallon freezer bag full of them from stuff ranging from depression to my feet(don't ask, lets just say I have bad feet).

And Despare, Yea dude that was the worst part of having the catheter, I wanted to cry like a little girl when the nurse took it out. And it kinda burned when I peed for the next day or so, is that what you meant? Though it could just be the std..... j/k.