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Jacky Fiend
10-18-2008, 02:22 PM
I thought this would be a little bit of fun for those creative horror freaks amongst us! Basically, you're pitching your own made-up horror film as if you were talking to Horrorwood's top film studio. Make us want to buy your film, what's it about, who does it star, what's it called etc etc.

Ready... GO!
bloody_ribcut
10-18-2008, 02:26 PM
your not playing?
X¤MurderDoll¤X
10-18-2008, 02:28 PM
ok...

adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retriever, or something...
Jacky Fiend
10-18-2008, 02:31 PM
I was working on that.

My first idea:

Prom Of The Dead/Prom Fright
(Cheesy titles, I know.)

This is a zombie flick that takes place on the most important night of every young adult's life: Prom Night. During the night's activities, a group of delinquents sneak out of the party in order to binge on a cocktail of drugs and sex in the nearby cemetery, away from the eyes of their teachers.

During this violent orgy, one of the teenagers knocks down a gravestone. Thinking they've gone to far, they decide to wander back to the party. What they didn't know was that they'd angered the dead. Coming back from beyond the grave, they make their way towards the Prom: hungry for flesh!
Festered
10-18-2008, 02:31 PM
Stupid kid! Come on sing everyone! Sing or I'll go home and kill all your mommies, sing, sing! Row, Row, Row, your boat, keep driving you bitch or I'll decorate this bus with your brains ... gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is quite a dream! - Andy Robinson(Dirty Harry)


Will that cinch the deal?
pinkfloyd45769
10-18-2008, 06:42 PM
There is supposed to be a new Cabin Fever that takes place at a prom...so there goes that down the shitter:D
pinkfloyd45769
10-18-2008, 06:44 PM
I know your zombie idea is not the same..but how many prom related movies do we need?
crabapple
10-18-2008, 07:03 PM
I want to propose a film that is a cross between Alien and Predator...it can be called something like Alien Against Predator, or maybe Alienz vs. Predatorzzzz, or Alien Fytes Predatorzzzzzz. You like? :) :eek:
bloodrayne
10-18-2008, 07:10 PM
I was working on that.

My first idea:

Prom Of The Dead/Prom Fright
(Cheesy titles, I know.)

This is a zombie flick that takes place on the most important night of every young adult's life: Prom Night. During the night's activities, a group of delinquents sneak out of the party in order to binge on a cocktail of drugs and sex in the nearby cemetery, away from the eyes of their teachers.

During this violent orgy, one of the teenagers knocks down a gravestone. Thinking they've gone to far, they decide to wander back to the party. What they didn't know was that they'd angered the dead. Coming back from beyond the grave, they make their way towards the Prom: hungry for flesh!Sounds a lot like Night Of The Creeps to me
Except for the orgy...Teenagers don't really engage in orgies...They're usually still a bit in the 'insecure' stage at that age

Oh, and with slug-like things instead of graveyard inhabitants

Still the majority of the movie and end result would likely be extremely similar
novakru
10-18-2008, 08:01 PM
Hey what's the big idea?:mad:
I do a search for Pick Your Own Nose threads and it takes me here??




uncool
very uncool:mad:
massacre man
10-18-2008, 08:17 PM
Okay.

A bunch of friends get into a van and drive off into the middle of nowhere. Then someone in a mask starts killing them.
The_Return
10-18-2008, 08:19 PM
Yes Noob, I would love to tell you all about my ideas so you can base a screenplay on 'em and take full credit.

Thanks, but fuck you.
pinkfloyd45769
10-18-2008, 08:28 PM
Hey what's the big idea?:mad:
I do a search for Pick Your Own Nose threads and it takes me here??




uncool
very uncool:mad:

Same thing happens for pick your own ass threads too..:mad:
roshiq
10-18-2008, 10:21 PM
How about Mr. Brooks (2007) meets with 12 Angry Men? :D

Mr. Brooks is new in the business (serial killing!). So there are some flaws in his initial works that he need to cover up and "luckily" he has been called to attend the court as one of the Juries for the trail where a student has been convicted for the multiple gruesome murders in the local university. Now it opens a door to Mr. Brooks to figure out his mistakes and he have to make sure that the verdict goes against that young chap (cause he was the man who actually committed those murders). So he have to manage or convince the other juries at any cost!
Ferox13
10-18-2008, 10:49 PM
I'm writing a script for an irish cannibal film called 'Ocras' (gaelige for Hunger).
Got camera/script editor and film editor for it too - i'll post more about it laters..
urgeok2
10-19-2008, 05:12 AM
I'm writing a script for an irish cannibal film called 'Ocras' (gaelige for Hunger).
Got camera/script editor and film editor for it too - i'll post more about it laters..

"that's it lads, no more patatas fer us, we eat the next man who makes a leprechaun joke !"
Doc Faustus
10-19-2008, 07:59 AM
That's funny because looking through this thread I was going to pitch an idea for a Hammer style movie about the Sawney Beane cannibals.
ferretchucker
10-19-2008, 09:40 AM
ok...

adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retriever, or something...

We could call it Puppy Love!
roshiq
10-19-2008, 01:11 PM
I was working on that.

My first idea:

Prom Of The Dead/Prom Fright
(Cheesy titles, I know.)

This is a zombie flick that takes place on the most important night of every young adult's life: Prom Night. During the night's activities, a group of delinquents sneak out of the party in order to binge on a cocktail of drugs and sex in the nearby cemetery, away from the eyes of their teachers.

During this violent orgy, one of the teenagers knocks down a gravestone. Thinking they've gone to far, they decide to wander back to the party. What they didn't know was that they'd angered the dead. Coming back from beyond the grave, they make their way towards the Prom: hungry for flesh!


Wow! It seems that you have already change your title;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmdUJJSQzhI
bloodrayne
10-19-2008, 01:29 PM
Wow! It seems that you have already change your title;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmdUJJSQzhI

I hate to admit it, but...I'd watch that

Thanks for the link :)
ferretchucker
10-19-2008, 01:47 PM
I hate to admit it, but...I'd watch that

Thanks for the link :)

I thought it was fanmade! Did a quick search and turns out I was wrong!
MisterSadistro
10-19-2008, 03:58 PM
I thought this would be a little bit of fun for those creative horror freaks amongst us! Basically, you're pitching your own made-up horror film as if you were talking to Horrorwood's top film studio. Make us want to buy your film, what's it about, who does it star, what's it called etc etc.

Ready... GO!

Damn it, Uwe Boll ! How many times do I have to tell you to stop bothering everyone for ideas ? Just keep doing the video game movies. I can see it now: Lions Gate Pictures presents Uwe Boll's 'The Sims' ! :D
massacre man
10-19-2008, 04:35 PM
Damn it, Uwe Boll ! How many times do I have to tell you to stop bothering everyone for ideas ? Just keep doing the video game movies. I can see it now: Lions Gate Pictures presents Uwe Boll's 'The Sims' ! :D

I think his vision would benefit "Pacman" more than "The Sims".
bloodrayne
10-19-2008, 04:37 PM
I think his vision would benefit "Pacman" more than "The Sims".

I think if he HAD any "vision" he wouldn't have made BloodRayne SUCK so bad...GRRRRR:mad:
massacre man
10-19-2008, 04:42 PM
I is very satisfy with Dr. Boll's "vision" of the "Rayne Blood" and want for "Manpac" to be movie next made by Dr. Boll.

P.S. I enjoy "Postal" fantastic!

http://krossfire.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/uwe.jpg
bloodrayne
10-19-2008, 04:44 PM
I is very satisfy with Dr. Boll's "vision" of the "Rayne Blood" and want for "Manpac" to be movie next made by Dr. Boll.

P.S. I enjoy "Postal" fantastic!


haha...OMG it's like you're in his HEAD