View Full Version : All time worst horror flicks
Vodstok
01-28-2004, 06:17 AM
Okay, post movies that you thought were completely without any redeaming value. The kind that induced groans in you the whole time and made you think "why did they even bother....."
I would go so far as to say, list ones that werent even chuckle-inducing, like mosquitoes.
My submissions (at first, anyway):
Phantoms (can we please please PLEASE kill Ben Affleck already?)
Anaconda (Kill the bitch, too. Sweet Jesus why wont they go away?)
The Beast (Have I ever mentioned I HATE Peter Benchly?)
Signs515
01-28-2004, 06:47 AM
Darkness Falls and They, I truly hated both of those movies.
Vodstok
01-28-2004, 06:55 AM
Never saw They. However, I must say i wish i had added Darkness Falls to my list. That thing flopped like a dead fish. After we finished watching it, my girl and I said "Well, that sucked" and we put in New Nightmare without another comment.
avenger00soul
01-28-2004, 07:08 AM
I, Zombie
Carnivore
The Woodchipper Massacre
Deep Red
Killer Clown#1
01-28-2004, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by avenger00soul
Carnivore
Yeah:D oh no watch out a cappy kermit the frog puppet is going to kill us.:D
Angelakillsluts
01-28-2004, 12:07 PM
#1 worst movie is The new TCM
Nightmare on Elm Street 2
Jason in manhattan (I forget the title)
Slumber Party Massacre 2
Halloween 6 (I'll only name one terrible halloween movie)
Hellraiser 4
Scream 3
Return of the living dead 2
Valentine
Sleepaway Camp
Sleepaway Camp 2 is one of my favorite slashers, while the first one is a movie I'll never watch again. Some of these may not be the *worst*, but they definately are for the worst in their series'. I also feel like putting Pet Semetary 2.
Sam The Egg
01-28-2004, 12:21 PM
Polish Vampire in Burbank
CHUD is my worst, but i heard the sequel is worse.
Yes, The 2nd NOES is the worst. Thank you. Some said the 5th is...
Elvis_Christ
01-28-2004, 04:09 PM
Two I've really fucking hated recently are Waxwork & Razorblade Smile.
Angelakillsluts
01-28-2004, 04:33 PM
I didn' like Waxwork either. The second one is better.
avenger00soul
01-28-2004, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Waxwork
:eek:
That's one of my all-time favs.
Vodstok
01-28-2004, 05:39 PM
wow, i knew a guy who worshipped waxwork. I was mildly impressed until the very end. The guy in the uniform sitting in a wheelchair completely draned any value i felt it had.... Way to goofy to take seriously
Elvis_Christ
01-28-2004, 06:10 PM
wow, i knew a guy who worshipped waxwork. I was mildly impressed until the very end. The guy in the uniform sitting in a wheelchair completely draned any value i felt it had.... Way to goofy to take seriously
Yeh that killed it for me too. I mean it was supossed to campy but that just pushed it too far.
Deep Red
:mad: No Way! Can't believe thats on this list! But I guess we've discussed your dislike for Argento Avenger
avenger00soul
01-28-2004, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
:mad: No Way! Can't believe thats on this list! But I guess we've discussed your dislike for Argento Avenger
I'm just not as into him as others. But I will give him credit for Tenebre and Two Evil Eyes. I liked those.
Elvis_Christ
01-28-2004, 06:18 PM
Yeh they were both pretty good films I guess Argento is one of those directors that isn't for everyone and it'd be a dull world if we all liked the same shit.
Death By Jell-O
01-29-2004, 09:04 AM
I agree with whoever said "They"...That movie sucked...
Frankenhooker (really bad but I don't think it was supposed to be good)
and I think it was called Dolly Dearest...It was kinda like a Childplay ripoff that my cousin rented, only worse...Betcha didn't think that was possible lol
Vodstok
01-29-2004, 09:18 AM
Check out the dolly dearest review here:
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0736/
if you've never been to this site, go now. The guy is fucking hilarious. i also recommend reading his review of the Ozark reptile farm. I almost pissed myself and my sides hurt.
Death By Jell-O
01-29-2004, 09:43 AM
LMAO!! Good Find Man! That guy sums that suckfest of a movie up PERFECTLY!
bwind22
01-29-2004, 09:44 AM
'Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4: The Next Generation' (Oh my God. I love TCM, but this movie was awful! What the hell is with Mathew McConaughey's leg? And who the hell is that one dude who shows up about 3/4 of the way through and says they are responsible for all evil in the world? WTF?)
I also recently rented a movie called 'Lunch Meat' that was pretty bad. (In Lunch Meat's defense, they were on a budget that I could probably afford by cashing in my loose change.)
'Frogs' was another bad one. (I don't even think the frogs actually killed anyone. It was all the other swamp creatures that were commiting all the murder. Oh well, either way, it sucked.)
Vodstok
01-29-2004, 10:13 AM
Yes, Frogs sucked sweaty asshole.
Check this out, x-entertainment has a TCM review also:
http://x-entertainment.com/articles/0844/
bloodygurl02
01-29-2004, 06:39 PM
dolly dearest
the halloween w/ the posed masks that hypnotize kids
scream 3
blair witch project
i still know what you did last summer
coldwhisper
01-29-2004, 08:20 PM
Eight legged freaks and Bats! Ugh.
Rotting Eye
01-29-2004, 09:43 PM
I don't know their names, I just know they're bad.
Pretty much any made for TV movie that appears on the Sci-Fi channel.
I fucking hate those movies SO MUCH.
Vodstok
01-30-2004, 04:41 AM
I agree. Sci fi original movies fucking blow. No matter who is in them.
sabertooth had John Rhys Davies, who is great, and vanessa angel, who is hot, and it was just awful. When T&A cant make me sit trough something, it is true shit.
PsychoticPanda
01-30-2004, 12:29 PM
Worst:
The Blair Witch Project
The Haunting (90's)