What is your job?

[Nella]

I've been disabled since June 2002. I worked as a waitress for years. I plan to go back to college when I'm able.

[Leprucky Cougar]

Well I'm an "observer"/ teacher assistant for this Deaf and Blind school (although the have kids with multiple disabilites there too) I don't know braile or sign (YET), but I'm mostly with the blind part (they have sub divisons some legally blind, color blind, completely blind, some that can read large print, etc) so I work with this bunch with english, math, arts and crafts, pc class etc (mostly kids between 12-17) It's really fun. :)

[Freak]

I'm a hitman for a secret military group.

[La Chat Noire]

I'm hostessing at Applebee's until one of the real jobs I applied for gets back to me.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I'm a hitman for a secret military group.

shhh exnae on the ecretsay oupgray

[The Flayed One]

I work for Amazon.com.

[Vodstok]

Programmer/ web developer.


Oh, and all around awesome human being. Thought everyone might like to know. Just in case you didnt.

I'm awesome.:cool:

[neverending]

I work for a market research group that works on testing movie previews. It's pretty fun. I see all the trailers months before any of you do.

Unfortunately I'm not allowed to talk about them.

[fortunato]

i currently work at a video rental store, and it sucks.

i'm looking for a new job.

[roshiq]

I'm in charge of Accounts & Administration of a Chemical Manufacturing Company. I have been here for almost 5 years & I love my job....cause it allows me to logged on HDC anytime I want.:D But I need to spend 48 hours here in a week.

[urgeok2]

ballet dancer

[pinkfloyd45769]

I work for a program called Help Me Grow,we assist families through their pregnancy,delivery,and until the child is three years old.We halp get them everything they need from food to medical care.I really like it and i'm starting school to be able to move up in my occupation.
My other job,the most important one is being a mommy to four beautiful kids.:)

[Dante'sInferno]

I'm a demon slayer,working for a corperation called,"Suck on this".







My secrets out now!:eek:

[amc420vt]

i'm a housekeeper at a retirement home.

[Festered]

I market and sell sea monkeys to gullible 8 year olds and starving 3rd world nations. Do rather well. Thinking of branching out into X-ray glasses.

[Leprucky Cougar]

ballet dancer

A Male dancer?

Sounds sexy. :D :p

[Leprucky Cougar]

I'm a demon slayer,working for a corperation called,"Suck on this".







My secrets out now!:eek:

Darn! Still taking applications? I have a pretty good resume...:D

[The_Return]

Currently I work at a gas station/convenience store - I make your coffee and pump your gas. Been there a little over 2 years now and I'm getting really tired of it...

Hence why I'm starting at a call centre on Tuesday:) . If it works out I'll be doing tech support for Rogers Wireless - and making a whole lot more money then I am now.

[Dude Guadalupe]

I work the night shift at a scummy hotel.

[DraculaInDallas]

I run the numbers/sport betting operation for a "Family" here in Dallas. :cool:

[DraculaInDallas]

I'm hostessing at Applebee's until one of the real jobs I applied for gets back to me.

Can I get a table for 6 please? :)

[Ferox13]

Graphic designer and Video editor for a small TV station...

I wrangle monkeys in my spare time.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I actually get paid just to post here.

A lot

like really, a lot.

[Elvis_Christ]

I actually get paid just to post here.

A lot

like really, a lot.

A case of Coke Zero every week?

[Leprucky Cougar]

A case of Coke Zero every week?

Coke Zero is awesome.

[Elvis_Christ]

Coke Zero is awesome.

Only if it's attached to MD

[Nella]

Only if it's attached to MD

I don't know what MD is. :o

[The Flayed One]

I don't know what MD is. :o

http://www.ghettowine.com/pics/maddog/maddog.jpg

[Nella]

I'm very confused now. I don't want to say what I think MD means...:o

[The Flayed One]

I'm very confused now. I don't want to say what I think MD means...:o

http://www.missxpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/mosdef.jpg


:confused::confused:

[Vodstok]

http://www.missxpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/mosdef.jpg


:confused::confused:The picture is Mos Def, but MD refers to MurderDoll, the smart ass with the blonde chick in her avatar :)

[Posher778]

I'm Metallica's new lead singer. (What's his face is leaving)


Oh and...


10,000 POSTS!

[Nella]

Thanks for explaining. I don't think murderdoll was being a smartass? Anyway, I'm glad I didn't post what I though MD meant.http://www.angelwebdesign.com/nella/giggle.gif

[The Flayed One]

The picture is Mos Def, but MD refers to MurderDoll, the smart ass with the blonde chick in her avatar :)

Fine. Ruin my fun just as I was getting started:p

[Posher778]

Fine. Ruin my fun just as I was getting started:p

It's ok, there are lots of new members to freak out right now.

[Leprucky Cougar]

Fine. Ruin my fun just as I was getting started:p

that's exactly how I feel when my jokes get shut down by festered and others...*sighs* I can't even "try" to make a funny. :(

[The Flayed One]

that's exactly how I feel when my jokes get shut down by festered and others...*sighs* I can't even "try" to make a funny. :(

You'll get into the swing of it.

[The Mothman]

I'm Metallica's new lead singer. (What's his face is leaving)



is Hetfield actually leaving?

[Vodstok]

Fine. Ruin my fun just as I was getting started:p


That is the essence of my fun :)


Listen to opie and anthony, they sometimes call Jim Norton "Literal Jim"


You can call me "Literal Vod" :D
I'm Metallica's new lead singer. (What's his face is leaving)


Oh and...


10,000 POSTS!
I just noticed i passed 13,000 8-9 posts ago.


almost 5 years i have been here....

[Posher778]

is Hetfield actually leaving?

I just made it up... Of course. I was hoping for at least one reaction.

[fortunato]

that's exactly how I feel when my jokes get shut down by festered and others...*sighs* I can't even "try" to make a funny. :(

yeah, just keep at it.
don't worry. with this crowd, it might take a while.

[Festered]

that's exactly how I feel when my jokes get shut down by festered and others...*sighs* I can't even "try" to make a funny. :(



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[Leprucky Cougar]

yeah, just keep at it.
don't worry. with this crowd, it might take a while.

I think you're probably right.

[Leprucky Cougar]

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Thanks alot festered....really means alot to me during times like this...:rolleyes:

[Phalanx]

I quit my last job as a "technical advisory agent" with Sony Playstation.
It was just a customer service role, troubleshooting, warranty info, bookings, also ran the Australian forums for the product and hosted gaming events.
It was ok and fun at times, but pretty much a stagnant position...not going anywhere at all.
I've decided next year to complete my chef studies and get into a catering position - I'd like to do catering as a business of my own one day so it'll be good to research the workings from inside.

As for jobs now...if something comes along between now and january, I'll go with it.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

bartender

I'm at the sidebar, so I generally don't make as much money (some nights I make more) then I would at the main bar but I don't really care. The main bar there is constantly drunken assholes around anyway. I can have more fun then I would at the main bar. Also I only have to be there on high volume nights, that's the main thing. I like my 3 night work weeks. :)

I also have a secret weapon, I give hell's angels free drinks for diverting people from the main bar over to my bar. They will go into the main bar line and tell people to go over the the sidebar basically, nobody argues with them. Each free drink ends up being paid back two fold. In all honesty, I think per week I make just as much money.

[Nella]

When I waited tables for ten years on and off, lots of other waiters and waitresses gave away free food. They made a killing in tips. No pun intended. :p I never did that. Needless to say, I didn't make as much money as they did. I'm pretty soft-spoken and shy so it was hard for me to stand there and BS with the customers, saying things I didn't mean just to get a tip. It made me sick to hear others do that. But they made the money. I have a hard time being dishonest. My guilt tears me apart inside. Oh, and another thing...Some of the moneymakers were tipping the cooks to put their food out first regardless of when they placed their order. That made me look bad, too. Oh well. Those cooks made good money plus those tips. I already had to tip a bartender and a busboy. Sheesh! I had to pay a sitter for my son. I couldn't afford to be tipping everyone.

[Vodstok]

Currently I work at a gas station/convenience store - I make your coffee and pump your gas. Been there a little over 2 years now and I'm getting really tired of it...

Hence why I'm starting at a call centre on Tuesday:) . If it works out I'll be doing tech support for Rogers Wireless - and making a whole lot more money then I am now.
Ooooo... Tech support is where i got my start. Good luck not killing yourself or being hopelessly addicted to something in a couple of years. I never knew anyone who actually killed themselves, but I knew a few who were borderline, and saw more addictions there than anywhere else in my life, everything from caffeine to alchohol to worse.

On the bright side, it is a great gateway job. Gets your foot in the door, and if it is for computers, it is about the best place in the world to start.

[urgeok2]

has Newb said 'Breast Examiner' yet ?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

has Newb said 'Breast Examiner' yet ?

no, it's still ripe for the taking. :p

[urgeok2]

no, it's still ripe for the taking. :p


not by me - i'm the official spanker (and occasional biter)

[Elvis_Christ]

Can I get free drinks at your bar MD?

[Doc Faustus]

After five years of unemployment, I've picked up some work story consulting. I'm really excited. I only made a couple hundred this week, as it's a probationary kinda thing, but I was glad to finally be able to buy my girlfriend lunch every day.

[urgeok2]

After five years of unemployment, I've picked up some work story consulting. I'm really excited. I only made a couple hundred this week, as it's a probationary kinda thing, but I was glad to finally be able to buy my girlfriend lunch every day.

that whole time you could have said you were a drummer :D

[Nella]

After five years of unemployment, I've picked up some work story consulting. I'm really excited. I only made a couple hundred this week, as it's a probationary kinda thing, but I was glad to finally be able to buy my girlfriend lunch every day.

That's nice of you. Have you published anything?

[Doc Faustus]

Writer says enough. It's usually a synonym for unemployed or alcoholic waiter/ex lit major with no better way to pick up chicks.

[Doc Faustus]

That's nice of you. Have you published anything?

Two stories, one for a whopping 5 British pounds, one book and soon a poem. I had to sign a nondisclosure agreement about the consulting' s exact nature, otherwise I'd be blabbing more to everybody. It is for a popular square medium you might have heard of. If this week goes well, I get much more money doing work for this boxy medium.

[urgeok2]

It is for a popular square medium you might have heard of. .

you're designing stop signs ???!!!

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr253/rabfan15/moron.jpg

[neverending]

you're designing stop signs ???!!!

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr253/rabfan15/moron.jpg

Stop signs in the US are octagonal. He said square.

Or did I miss the joke:?

[urgeok2]

Stop signs in the US are octagonal. He said square.

Or did I miss the joke:?

damn, that made me laugh :D

yes ...

i didn't say it was a funny joke :)

[neverending]

I guess that's my picture then :o

[urgeok2]

I guess that's my picture then :o

thats ok .. it's really sort of an injoke ..

my best buddy (the guy who moved to australia) and i sort of had this idiotic routine where we'd just say the stupidest things while making moronic faces - just trying to make each other laugh ..

what i posted would have been a prime example ..


one i can remember was : "he's busier than a 3 legged polecat at a rocking chair convention"

stuff like that -

i actually filmed him in character - saying stuff like that while working under the hood of a truck ... with hedgetrimmers and band sanders as the tools.

man, i'm just digging myself a hole here.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Can I get free drinks at your bar MD?

Yeah, as long as you tell people waiting at the main bar to come ot the sidebar. ;)

[Elvis_Christ]

Yeah, as long as you tell people waiting at the main bar to come ot the sidebar. ;)

I can do that :)