View Full Version : Fictional characters as world leaders
Vodstok
10-09-2008, 08:33 AM
Mentioning the Green lantern as president in another thread made me think of this. Elect a fictional character as your country's leader then talk about all the wacky things they would do.
For starters:
Heath Ledger's Joker as the president.
Really, how much worse could things get? EVERYONE in the world would be afraid to screw with America, mostly because we would start decapitating people when we didnt get our way.
I predict we would nuke south korea, just because nobody would see that one coming.
ferretchucker
10-09-2008, 08:35 AM
Yeh, but he also wouldn't care about getting rid of all America's money or getting it destoryed.
Eric Cartman as President of Germany. Nuff Said.
La Chat Noire
10-09-2008, 08:46 AM
Captain Jack Sparrow. He'd definitely take advantage of his position, but he's so damn charming no one would mind. He'd also have a good crew to help keep him in line.
Vodstok
10-09-2008, 08:48 AM
Yeh, but he also wouldn't care about getting rid of all America's money or getting it destoryed.
yeah, but UN meetings would be entertaining. I could just see him standing in the middle of the room with 40 lbs of explosives strapped to himself saying "Why so serious?"
the secret service would be mental patients, or at the very least be forced to wear creepy clown outfits. No one would try to assassinate him; they would be too terrified they might miss and he would crawl back through the scope and get him.
Eric Cartman as President of Germany. Nuff Said.
I almost went there...
"Its the Holocaust part 2! Now with 60% more hate!"
Psycom5k
10-09-2008, 10:50 AM
Captain America - Great Britain.
Just cause I think it would be funny.
Vodstok
10-09-2008, 11:09 AM
Captain America - Great Britain.
Just cause I think it would be funny.
. :D
Doc Faustus
10-09-2008, 11:45 AM
Liam Neeson's character in Gangs of New York for president.
Vodstok
10-09-2008, 11:55 AM
Liam Neeson's character in Gangs of New York for president.
You mean... Dead?
Dante'sInferno
10-09-2008, 12:03 PM
Patrick Bateman for world leader.:D
Killings would be brodcast worldwide and Bateman still can't get into fuckin' Dorsia.
and FTW!!!!!!
"I'm in the white house,havin sechz with hookers and snorting ridiculously high amounts of cocaine!"
urgeok2
10-09-2008, 12:04 PM
Pinky and the Brain.
let the brain start with america first - and if he does a good job with that - then the world.
Doc Faustus
10-09-2008, 12:14 PM
You mean... Dead?
He was awesome enough for those five minutes to overcome being dead.
Vodstok
10-09-2008, 12:36 PM
He was awesome enough for those five minutes to overcome being dead.
I was going to say, if dead is what you are going for, then i also nominate darth vader, leonidas, and JFK.
Wait, was that last one in bad taste? ;)
ferretchucker
10-09-2008, 01:14 PM
Michael Myers - American President
That way the president couldn't say the wrong things.
a few thoughts:
Hannibal Lecter as US President (who would be crazy enough to mess with us)
Al Swearingen (from Deadwood) - probably a natural politician
HAL 2000 as Us President (open the immigration doors Hal)
Tasmania Devil as President of the World (no doubt - best possible choice)
Leprucky Cougar
10-09-2008, 03:48 PM
Pinky and the Brain.
let the brain start with america first - and if he does a good job with that - then the world.
Wait...I thought Pinky and the Brain were two different mouses....
Leprucky Cougar
10-09-2008, 03:52 PM
I say .....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMHKLSIt7Kg
STEWIE FOR GOVERNOR !
and then......
STEWIE FOR PRESIDENT !
VampiricClown
10-09-2008, 03:54 PM
Pinky and the Brain.
let the brain start with america first - and if he does a good job with that - then the world.
I'll second that!
Vodstok
10-09-2008, 04:03 PM
http://faroutshirts.com/images/Cthulhu4Prez-Preview.png
'Nuff said :D
Psycom5k
10-09-2008, 07:38 PM
Ruler of the world....
THE HYPNOTOAD!
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/104/hypnotoadmb8.gif
Vodstok
10-10-2008, 04:18 AM
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/104/hypnotoadmb8.gif
His eyes look like mickey mouse doing ear exercises.
ChronoGrl
10-10-2008, 05:06 AM
http://faroutshirts.com/images/Cthulhu4Prez-Preview.png
'Nuff said :D
LOL
Nice.
...
And I'd be behind Stewie for president... But only if Brian was his Vice.
Vodstok
10-10-2008, 05:09 AM
You who would make an awesome president?
Kenny McCormick from south park. He's poor, so that breaks the pattern there; I would definitely be on board with any of his video game and big boob policies, plus, if he gets assassinated, heid be back a week later.
And at least we would have a hard timeunderstanding him because he wears a hood, which can be remedied, as opposed to him being a moron, which cant.
ChronoGrl
10-10-2008, 05:25 AM
You who would make an awesome president?
Kenny McCormick from south park. He's poor, so that breaks the pattern there; I would definitely be on board with any of his video game and big boob policies, plus, if he gets assassinated, heid be back a week later.
And at least we would have a hard timeunderstanding him because he wears a hood, which can be remedied, as opposed to him being a moron, which cant.
LOL
I'm imagining the "humble roots" campaign now... He'd be a gold mine for Democrats!
Vodstok
10-10-2008, 05:30 AM
LOL
I'm imagining the "humble roots" campaign now... He'd be a gold mine for Democrats!
Imagine the bashing he would give the republicans over stem cell research
"I DIED because you people dragged your feet on this issue!"
He'd be a shoo-in. Even with the stem cell thing, republicans would still vote for him: He's up front about his drug use, AND, he's actually met God and lived in the same town as Jesus; it would be hedging your bets to vote for him.
Bub the Zombie
10-10-2008, 06:46 AM
The absolute boon for all couch-potatoes and shoo-ins: Homer Simpson.
Vodstok
10-10-2008, 06:49 AM
The absolute boon for all couch-potatoes and shoo-ins: Homer Simpson.
Secret Service Guy: Mr President, the prime minister of England wants to talk to you.
Homer: (Slouches) *whiny*Ohh!
SSG: Mr President....
Homer: (Slouches) *whiny*OHHH!
SSG: Mr Pres...
Homer: (On the floor) *whiny*OHHH!!!!
I would be a big fan of federally madated and sponsored beer breaks :)