Screw the Oscars, the Razzies are up

[avenger00soul]

WORST PICTURE

CAT-IN-THE HAT (Universal/Dreamworks/Imagine)
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE (Columbia)
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY (20th Century-Fox)
GIGLI (Columbia/Revolution)
THE REAL CANCUN (New Line)

WORST ACTOR

Ben Affleck / DAREDEVIL, GIGLI and PAYCHECK
Cuba Gooding, Jr. / BOAT TRIP, FIGHTING TEMPTATIONS and RADIO
Justin Guarini / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Ashton Kutcher / CHEAPER by the DOZEN, JUST MARRIED and MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER
Mike Myers / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT

WORST ACTRESS

Drew Barrymore / CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE and DUPLEX
Cameron Diaz / CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
Kelly Clarkson / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Angelina Jolie / BEYOND BORDERS
and LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER: THE CRADLE of LIFE
Jennifer Lopez / GIGLI

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Anthony Anderson / KANGAROO JACK
Alec Baldwin / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
Al Pacino / GIGLI
Sylvester Stallone (Whose 5 Roles Could Fill This ENTIRE Category!) SPY KIDS 3-D: GAME OVER
Christopher Walken / GIGLI and KANGAROO JACK

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Lanie Kazan / GIGLI
Demi Moore / CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
Kelly Preston / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
Brittany Murphy / JUST MARRIED
Tara Reid / MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER

WORST SCREEN COUPLE

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez / GIGLI
Eric Christian Olsen & Derek Richardson / DUMB AND DUMBERER
Justin Guarini & Kelly Clarkson / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Ashton Kutcher & EITHER Brittany Murphy (JUST MARRIED)
or Tara Reid (MY BOSS's DAUGHTER)
Mike Myers & EITHER Thing One OR Thing Two / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT

WORST EXCUSE for an ACTUAL MOVIE (All Concept/No Content!) (New Category)

2 FAST, 2 FURIOUS
CHARLIE'S ANGLES: FULL THROTTLE
THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
THE REAL CANCUN

WORST REMAKE or SEQUEL

2 FAST, 2 FURIOUS
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
DUMB & DUMBERER: WHEN HARRY MET LLOYD
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY (Remake of WHERE THE BOYS ARE ‘60 and WHERE THE BOYS ARE ‘84)
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

WORST DIRECTOR

Martin Brest / GIGLI
Robert Iscove / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Mort Nathan / BOAT TRIP
The Wachowski Brothers / Both MATRIX Sequels
Bo Welch / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT

WORST SCREENPLAY

THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT, Screenplay by Alec Berg, David Mandel and Jeff Schaffer
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE, Screenplay by John August and
Cormac & Marianne Wibberley, “Story” by August
DUMB AND DUMBERER, Screenplay by Robert Brener and Troy Miller, “Story” by Brener
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY, Written by Kim Fuller
GIGLI, Written by Martin Brest

NOMINATIONS PER PICTURE:

GIGLI – 9
CAT-IN-THE-HAT – 8
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY – 8
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE - 7
BOAT TRIP, DUMB & DUMBERER, JUST MARRIED, MY BOSS’S DAUGHTER
and THE REAL CANCUN – - 2 Each

[Dr.Kelvinstein]

Dude, I LIKED Daredevil. I'm a HUGE Frank Miller fan and was a bit scared initially, but I think Ben was all right.

I'm sure Cat in the Hat was horrible, even though I would never watch that crap in a billion years, so I hope it takes home a bunch.

Gigli was really bad, but at least it did harken back to the days of witty, dialogue-driven crime movies. It failed miserably, of course, but at least it wasn't trying to be a Wachowski movie like everything else that came out this year.

And sepeaking of the Wachowsis...damn, do those guys suck. I wanna whup their butts for single-handedly destroying action movies. Man, I HATE CGIs!!!!! And what's with all the kung fu now? NOthing puts me to sleep faster than a kung fu fight. This is America; bring back the fisticuffs, damn it!

And where was a nomination for Basic? That was pitiful. And Underworld---pitiful, a rip-off, and laughable. Even Kate Beckinsale in skin-tight leather couldn't save that one, and I'm a sucker for tough chicks with guns.

[avenger00soul]

Wow, I kinda liked Basic.

I too am a big Frank Miller fan, but I didn't like Daredevil nor the Robocop sequels in which he worked on.

And Gigli was horrible.

[Dr.Kelvinstein]

Frank's Robo sequels were horrible.

I'm not taking up for Gigli (it was truly bad), I'm just saying that at least it was trying to look like an indie crime movie instead of The Matirx (which is a crime today in Hollywood--you must blow shit up).

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Dr.Kelvinstein
Frank's Robo sequels were horrible.

I'm not taking up for Gigli (it was truly bad), I'm just saying that at least it was trying to look like an indie crime movie instead of The Matirx (which is a crime today in Hollywood--you must blow shit up).

Yeah, I smelled what you were cooking. I just had to throw that comment in there.

When's Frank going to do a Sin City movie? Now that would be something.

[Dr.Kelvinstein]

I would so LOVE to see a Sin City movie. And it has to be from the first mini-series, with big Marv shooting and hitting everything in sight. Marv is my favorite big dumb bastard of all time.

[massacre man]

wut about trophies give one to everyone but the one with most votes?

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Dr.Kelvinstein
I would so LOVE to see a Sin City movie. And it has to be from the first mini-series, with big Marv shooting and hitting everything in sight. Marv is my favorite big dumb bastard of all time.

That's my favorite series as well. I wanted that figure (Marv in the chair) from a few years back but could never find it. Who would play Marv? Knowing Hollywood they'd probably get Michael Clark Duncan (sorry, had to throw a jab at Daredevil).

[Dr.Kelvinstein]

That Marv figurine was cool. I also saw one in Wizard a long time ago of him holding the Mike Hammer .45s across his chest. Very neat.

It would be hard casting. You probably couldn't make him as big and ugly as he was in the comic, so I don't know. I think a younger Bruce could've pulled it off (as in Last Boy Scout).

I had a friend who told me the new Wizard said Ash might be in the new FvJ. Have you heard anything about this?

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Dr.Kelvinstein
It would be hard casting. You probably couldn't make him as big and ugly as he was in the comic, so I don't know. I think a younger Bruce could've pulled it off (as in Last Boy Scout).

I had a friend who told me the new Wizard said Ash might be in the new FvJ. Have you heard anything about this?

How about Michael Chiklis from The Shield? He looks like a more brutish Willis anyway. Or we could go with Perlman again.

That Ash rumor keeps growing and growing, but I so don't want it to be true. Like I've said before, I don't believe anything until I read it at Bruce-Campbell.com.

[Dr.Kelvinstein]

Pretty good choices; Perlman is quickly becoming a genre cult figure, so I'll go with him.

[Sam The Egg]

Christopher Walken will not win. I don't care what the movie is, he's not capable of being bad in a movie.

[Evisceration]

I want to see Gigli, because it's supposed to be so horrible.

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Evisceration
I want to see Gigli, because it's supposed to be so horrible.

Dude.........it is.

[Evisceration]

Originally posted by avenger00soul
Dude.........it is.

All more reason for me to see it.:D

[Dr.Kelvinstein]

Christopher Walken isn't ever really horrible in a movie, but for the past five years or so he's been phoning it in and playing the same weird guy over and over. Quickly becoming a characture of himself.

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by Dr.Kelvinstein
Christopher Walken isn't ever really horrible in a movie, but for the past five years or so he's been phoning it in and playing the same weird guy over and over. Quickly becoming a characture of himself.

He was great in Suicide Kings

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Christopher Walken will not win. I don't care what the movie is, he's not capable of being bad in a movie.

Damn, Sam beat me to it. No matter how bad the movie is, Christopher Walken will not suck. It's just not possible.

Speaking of which, his music video with Fatboy Slim was ultra badass.

[avenged_soul]

nothing there i can argue aboot! although i never saw gili and i wouldnt waste my money on it! benifer is really old. but i liked dumb and dumberer but i had to turn off my brain!

[Sam The Egg]

and there's a nother Beniffer movie coming out!*



*- although it's technically a Kevin Smith movie and Jennifer Lopez isn't in it much

[hellfire1]

*spoiler* for anyone who would actually want to see this movie
















apparently, she dies like 10 min into the movie. hell, i'd pay a few bucks to see that. hope she goes horribly.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Evisceration
I want to see Gigli, because it's supposed to be so horrible.

Masochist?...LOL

Originally posted by Rotting Eye

No matter how bad the movie is, Christopher Walken will not suck. It's just not possible.
Speaking of which, his music video with Fatboy Slim was ultra badass.

I loved that video...I was really surprised that he actually did it...It was really cool to see Christopher Walken that way:cool:

[Rotting Eye]

Yeah, he did everything himself, except for one part. Where he landed on the table. He has bad knees, so he just couldn't do it.

[Sam The Egg]

he was best in Suicide Kings. Almost the whole movie he was taped to a chair and he was acting circles around Elliot and the rest of 'em. Dennis Leary was good in the movie, too.

[Sam The Egg]

oh, and
Worst Remake/Sequel: TCM TCM TCM TCM!!!!!!!!!

[Rotting Eye]

I dunno, worst remake for me was The Haunting.. Well the one with Catherine Zeta-Jones and Owen Wilson.

As for worst sequel - Matrix 2. I wanted to gouge my eyes out.

[Sam The Egg]

The Haunting didn't come out this year, it wouldn't get the Razzie, and Matrix 2 wasn't even nominated

[Rotting Eye]

Oh you're right, this is a Razzies thread.

Well, I just felt like bitching about worst movies of all time.

[Sam The Egg]

well, people already know what I think are the worst movies ever.

Well, I'm gonna watch Family Guy and Futurama, so I probably won't be on again tonight.

[Rotting Eye]

FAMILY GUY! I bought those DVDs. Best $80 I ever spent.

[sniktawt]

How did the Hulk miss getting a nom for worst film ?

That was dreadful.

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Masochist?...LOL



I loved that video...I was really surprised that he actually did it...It was really cool to see Christopher Walken that way:cool:

Actually Walken is quite schooled in Dancing Broadway style like he did for most of the video.

[Rotting Eye]

Eh The Hulk wasn't that bad until the end when whatshisname turned into the electircal piece of shit and they duked it out.

[sniktawt]

It sucked IMO.

boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If it wasn't for the ultrabad TCM remake Hulk would be the worst I seen all year.
And sadly I seen Justin & Kelly and Gigli.

Gigli was so bad it was good.lol.

[Rotting Eye]

OOHHH Boring. Yes it was. Very. But the screen play wasn't all that bad. Just too drawn out.

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Eh The Hulk wasn't that bad until the end when whatshisname turned into the electircal piece of shit and they duked it out.

No doubt, WTF were they thinking?

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by avenger00soul
No doubt, WTF were they thinking?

They weren't.

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
They weren't.

I want to blame studio intervention b/c I can see some exec guy saying "It's a comic book movie, he has to fight a supervillain. No one will see this piece of shit without a supervillain. Nolte.....you're a supervillain now."

[Rotting Eye]

Yeah but they could have made him fight some supervillian that was already created. Was the Hulk Marvel or DC comics? I think he was Marvel.. Wasn't Dr. Doom Marvel too? They coulda made Nolte into Dr. Doom, then at least it would have made sense.

Instead they turned him into an animorphous blob that could do whatever he wanted. What the hell kinda villian is that? Not a good one anyway.

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Yeah but they could have made him fight some supervillian that was already created. Was the Hulk Marvel or DC comics? I think he was Marvel.. Wasn't Dr. Doom Marvel too? They coulda made Nolte into Dr. Doom, then at least it would have made sense.

Instead they turned him into an animorphous blob that could do whatever he wanted. What the hell kinda villian is that? Not a good one anyway.

You keep reminded me of how much I hated The Hulk.

Yeah, he's marvel. I think they are doing a Fantastic Four movie though, so Doom will no doubt show up there. There's even a rumor that Sean Astin might direct it.

[Rotting Eye]

Boy, you hit the nail on the head with that one.
http://movies.go.com/movies/F/fantasticfourthe_2002/index.html

All I can say is that it better be a damn good movie. I remember watching the TV series, and it was pretty good.

And it better not be all CG like the Hulk was. Even though I know it undoubtebly will be.. But I can hope anyway.

Synopsis: Fantastic Four battle it out with Dr. Doom and try to stop him.

Wow sounds like every other movie that's ever been created after comics. Say.. Batman, Spiderman, Superman. Well, it better be good.

[avenger00soul]

Thanks for the link. Looks like I could spend quite a bit of time on that site. I hope it's good as well, but CGI is probably a given. Man, I miss the 80's.

[StepfatherFan]

As far as I'm concerned, Johnny Depp should have gotten a Razz nomination, rather than an Oscar one. The only reason I watched that cruddy movie is because of Geoffrey Rush, who is one of my favorite actors. I liked him best in Quills.

[Rotting Eye]

Jack Sparrow was a great character, and Johnny Depp did a wonderful job.

Saying he deserved a Razzie is blasphemy.

[StepfatherFan]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Jack Sparrow was a great character, and Johnny Depp did a wonderful job.

Saying he deserved a Razzie is blasphemy.

No, saying he deserves a Razzie is my opinion. Geeez Stop expecting people to conform with the majority.

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by StepfatherFan
No, saying he deserves a Razzie is my opinion. Geeez Stop expecting people to conform with the majority.

Wah wah. That's one of my many jobs. :cool:

[StepfatherFan]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Wah wah. That's one of my many jobs. :cool:

LOL Your the one doing all of the "wah wahing", not me. Like I said, I don't think he was anything special in it. I liked him better in movies like Once upon a time in Mexico and Sleepy Hollow.

[witweew]

...:rolleyes: .yeah -- i agree, people are basically getting sick of the

same old rock/hip-hop/r&b bullsh*t...:eek: ..

and there is just this big upsurge from a new style

coming out of Europe -- best place i've found it so
:cool:
far is a compilation series called 'euro club hits' on itunes

-- or check this link:;)

http://www.futurelectrohouse.com/tracks

[Elvis_Christ]

^^ Get fucked spambot

I wonder if any of these guys will make it back here one day? They were good dudes way back when I was a nOOb