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urgeok2
10-06-2008, 08:11 AM
He-lo

i am being pleas-ed to meeting you
i would laak you verry much to be buying my inferior products.

please to emails me at

[email protected]

Drosnavia

a shouting out is being to my homies :

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newb
10-06-2008, 08:16 AM
NOSTROVIA

http://www.cla.purdue.edu/fll/Russian/dance12.gif

The Flayed One
10-06-2008, 08:17 AM
email lin k iz brokn lolz:mad:

need credit crd info??!1

urgeok2
10-06-2008, 08:17 AM
also - please to be emailing me here if you are wanting sex with me.

please to bring own broomhandle

[email protected]

ferretchucker
10-06-2008, 08:21 AM
Stratsvootiem,

Ve vill be pleased to be getting K.G.B onto asses yours.

Spaseeba

Dasvedanya, tovarishch.

newb
10-06-2008, 08:26 AM
I LOVE THE WHITE RUSSIANS
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y189/shawnlevy/The_Big_Lebowski___Jeff_Bridges.jpg

Vodstok
10-06-2008, 08:49 AM
Wow, apparently we are being spammed by Borat.

urgeok2
10-06-2008, 08:50 AM
yees, wery much like how you american say : big in the hole of the ass.

The Flayed One
10-06-2008, 08:54 AM
Now on NeverendingWonderRadio:

http://a3.vox.com/6a00c2252892a4549d00e398b936930002-320pi

Doc Faustus
10-06-2008, 09:11 AM
Hopefully they won't get moose and sqvirrel.

ferretchucker
10-06-2008, 09:21 AM
Hopefully they won't get moose and sqvirrel.

You wanna talk squirrels then there's a whole other thread you'll love.

Doc Faustus
10-06-2008, 09:27 AM
Hopefully, the Russians will stay out of there. The squirrels've already got Psycom after them.

Leprucky Cougar
10-06-2008, 10:25 AM
Now on NeverendingWonderRadio:

http://a3.vox.com/6a00c2252892a4549d00e398b936930002-320pi

Is this the Village People, band performing?

Leprucky Cougar
10-06-2008, 10:26 AM
You wanna talk squirrels then there's a whole other thread you'll love.


Oh yeah, he's right....quite the entertainment on that one. I believe it's called: "You'll never guess what I ate."

Vodstok
10-06-2008, 10:28 AM
Is this the Village People, band performing?
I believe that is the scary band from The Lost Boys at the ballyhoo where Jason Patrick meets Jaimie Gertz.


I had a friend that worshipped that big sweaty dork...

urgeok2
10-06-2008, 10:35 AM
isnt he a musician that mainly worked with Tina Turner ?

Vodstok
10-06-2008, 10:51 AM
isnt he a musician that mainly worked with Tina Turner ?
No idea. Never really cared. Would not doubt it though.



I dont know that he is really a musician, i could have been an actor they hired to look big and sweaty and pretend to play the sax.

The Flayed One
10-06-2008, 10:53 AM
isnt he a musician that mainly worked with Tina Turner ?

Yep. For some reason, I seem to recall Rod being a big fan.

Doc Faustus
10-06-2008, 11:32 AM
He brought that guy up once, yeah.

Despare
10-06-2008, 11:36 AM
Here you spam board... in Russia, board spams you!

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/3/3a/YakovSmirnoff.jpg

Vodstok
10-06-2008, 11:47 AM
Here you spam board... in Russia, board spams you!

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/3/3a/YakovSmirnoff.jpg
In russia, we dont have spam! we have government Smeat!

Doc Faustus
10-06-2008, 12:17 PM
Why do we not have a thoroughly un-PC Afghani comedian stealing his act yet?

Abominus
10-06-2008, 04:12 PM
Я сверхчеловеческое салями!

Psycom5k
10-06-2008, 06:14 PM
Приятно познакомиться, я полюбил бы коснуться дну вашей дочи пожалуйста

Abominus
10-06-2008, 06:33 PM
You have to buy me dinner first.

The Flayed One
10-06-2008, 07:00 PM
You have to buy me dinner first.

I hear Canadian Black Squirrel with mayo is good.

Vodstok
10-07-2008, 04:39 AM
I hear Canadian Black Squirrel with mayo is good.
Especially with gravy fries :)

urgeok2
10-07-2008, 05:43 AM
whats this thing about canadians and mayo ? dont americans use it ?

Vodstok
10-07-2008, 06:18 AM
whats this thing about canadians and mayo ? dont americans use it ?
Americans are under the impression that many other countries enjoy their french fries with mayo instead of ketchup.


I know thi sis the case for many european countries, but couldnt tell you if canadians were into it...

Papillon Noir
10-07-2008, 06:27 AM
whats this thing about canadians and mayo ? dont americans use it ?

only in the south. :p

urgeok2
10-07-2008, 06:34 AM
Americans are under the impression that many other countries enjoy their french fries with mayo instead of ketchup.


I know thi sis the case for many european countries, but couldnt tell you if canadians were into it...


just europe i believe.

we had a girl from holland staying with us for 6 months a few years ago - and she did it ... and i have to admit - it's pretty good (i used to dunk my fries in tartar sauce to use it up when i had fish and chips - it's pretty much the same.

sadly - i cant eat french fries anymore - there is lactose in the darkening agent.

urgeok2
10-07-2008, 06:38 AM
check out this latest idiot spam thread in the Database section :


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a whole lot of hairy going on here..
i like the last one ...

a video of an old person with hairy thumbnail ??!!

Vodstok
10-07-2008, 06:52 AM
just europe i believe.

we had a girl from holland staying with us for 6 months a few years ago - and she did it ... and i have to admit - it's pretty good (i used to dunk my fries in tartar sauce to use it up when i had fish and chips - it's pretty much the same.

sadly - i cant eat french fries anymore - there is lactose in the darkening agent.
Make your own from scratch. Its not hard, and i can get you a damn good recipe.



To your second post... Ew... I have never understood the hair fetish...

urgeok2
10-07-2008, 06:57 AM
Make your own from scratch. Its not hard, and i can get you a damn good recipe.


...


yeha i can handle oven fries ..

know whats even better - some places are doing it her enow : sweet potato fries (which i believe are oven baked.

they're wicked - way better than traditional potato fries.

newb
10-07-2008, 07:00 AM
hmmm....Vod.....sounds like you should do another "foodament"

Papillon Noir
10-07-2008, 07:01 AM
yeha i can handle oven fries ..

know whats even better - some places are doing it her enow : sweet potato fries (which i believe are oven baked.

they're wicked - way better than traditional potato fries.

Buy a deep fryer. You can get a good one for like $40 at Target. They'll taste better and you know what's in them. You can do sweet potato fries (which are definitely superior) and anything else that is fried.

urgeok2
10-07-2008, 07:03 AM
Buy a deep fryer. You can get a good one for like $40 at Target. They'll taste better and you know what's in them. You can do sweet potato fries (which are definitely superior) and anything else that is fried.


well, - oven fried is the way i prefer to go - nothing is good for you in a deep frier ... especially if you're trying to lose weight -

thats why Kentucky Fried Chicken changed their name to KFC

fried = evil !


but try to tell someone from alabama that

Papillon Noir
10-07-2008, 07:07 AM
well, - oven fried is the way i prefer to go - nothing is good for you in a deep frier ... especially if you're trying to lose weight -

thats why Kentucky Fried Chicken changed their name to KFC

fried = evil !


but try to tell someone from alabama that

oh, I know. We don't have a deep fryer anymore because of health reasons. It was really nice to have, but it just encourages you to eat poorly.

newb
10-07-2008, 07:10 AM
well, - oven fried is the way i prefer to go - nothing is good for you in a deep frier ... especially if you're trying to lose weight -

thats why Kentucky Fried Chicken changed their name to KFC

fried = evil !


but try to tell someone from alabama that

WE LIKE OUR CHICKEN FRIED.....GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT....BOY

http://whitetrashnewsflash.com/images/white_trash.jpg

ferretchucker
10-07-2008, 07:36 AM
Здравствуйте, я хотел бы прежде всего сказать, что эта нить полна ненависти и совершенно Откровенно расизма. Вы все должны стыдиться

Psycom5k
10-07-2008, 08:01 AM
あなたのとしてこの無愛想な平和の生きているに関してあるなること高いFerretchuck er。 7年の及びない大きいのの全体の時間男の子の引出し。

ferretchucker
10-07-2008, 08:13 AM
You know, If you use google translate you should be able to see what my post says.

newb
10-07-2008, 08:23 AM
You know, If you use google translate you should be able to see what my post says.

thats work

The Flayed One
10-07-2008, 09:02 AM
I actually love mayo with my fries. I refuse to eat ketchup with anything except eggs.

I like to get a rise out of some of my Canadian friends by intentionally pairing them with stereotypes from other countries. I've done a fine job of perpetuating the rumor that Canadians all wear wooden shoes:p

ferretchucker
10-07-2008, 09:09 AM
Mayo on fries is amazing. Best thing for them. Not good on anything else though. But as for my favourite sauces I'd say

Brown Sauce > Barbeque > Curry Sauce > Ketchup > Mayonaise (except on fries)

Abominus
10-07-2008, 11:07 AM
Мои супруга и I оба наслаждаются mayo с нашими fries. Мы также чанадец.

I'm sure it will get old for me but right now I love this wacky alphabet!

ferretchucker
10-07-2008, 12:16 PM
Ah, so you're married. And good to know others enjoy the taste too!

Psycom5k
10-07-2008, 04:09 PM
Мне нравится Майо в моем индейки и курицы бутерброды, и ничего больше.

Ya know, we could keep this fresh and do other languages too, like the one up top I tried to do in japanese but I guess it doesn't work so well.

Leprucky Cougar
10-07-2008, 04:44 PM
yees, wery much like how you american say : big in the hole of the ass.

I don't think Americans use that term....another example please :)

novakru
10-07-2008, 04:54 PM
@urgeok:
I lightly fry some foods every now and then. I use extra virgin olive oil.
-But I get the impression you like the chewy fries, not the crispy?

Anyway, olive oil is the way to go if you need to fry something.

Leprucky Cougar
10-07-2008, 04:59 PM
@urgeok:
I lightly fry some foods every now and then. I use extra virgin olive oil.
-But I get the impression you like the chewy fries, not the crispy?

Anyway, olive oil is the way to go if you need to fry something.


I agree...though I never heard of "virgin" olive oil. Where do you get that from?

neverending
10-07-2008, 05:32 PM
I agree...though I never heard of "virgin" olive oil. Where do you get that from?

A grocery store.

http://www.farmtrueliguria.com/images/products/big/extra_virgin_olive_oil_blend.jpg

newb
10-07-2008, 05:34 PM
A grocery store.

http://www.farmtrueliguria.com/images/products/big/extra_virgin_olive_oil_blend.jpg

Frequented by Nuns.

Elvis_Christ
10-07-2008, 05:36 PM
Ground up kids with "Purity Rings"

urgeok2
10-10-2008, 01:29 PM
my new favorite spam heading :


daughter do sex with is father



i'm betting english isnt the 1st language here ?

Festered
10-10-2008, 02:16 PM
At least there's a better selection of porn spam tonight. Last night's offerings were rather redundant.