The ONE and ONLY Vs. thread

[Sam The Egg]

There, happy now? No more "OMG IT'D BE COOL IF LEATHERFACE FOUGHT THE GUY FROM UGLY!" shit. Got a vs. idea? Put the POS in here so it's easier to ignore, asshole.

[_Leatha_Face_]

yea i gotta vs that would be kool

Leather Face vs Ash

[Sam The Egg]

now we're getting somewhere. Now all we need to do is keep it bumped near the top at all times so the newbs will be able to see it.

[_Leatha_Face_]

lol ill keep posting the same thing every time it gets lower to the bottom

[Sam The Egg]

or 00 could just make it a sticky or something

[_Leatha_Face_]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
or 00 could just make it a sticky or something yea what he said ^^

[Killer Clown#1]

It's a great idea, but there is one a lot better than this one. It has all kinds of matches.
Does anybody know where the thread titled "Just a little game to pass the time" went:confused:

[Evisceration]

Me vs. A Broomstick.

I think everyone knows where that broomstick will be going at the end of the fight.;)

Shouldn't this be in Upcomming movies or something....:confused:

[Sam The Egg]

it's not a thread about upcoming versus movies, just a thread for all the stupid Vs ideas

[_Leatha_Face_]

its basically keeping noobs from making a 1000 of em

[Sam The Egg]

yeah. Especially since most of them are the dumbest things ever.
Leatherface vs. The Creeper? WTF?

[_Leatha_Face_]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
yeah. Especially since most of them are the dumbest things ever.
Leatherface vs. The Creeper? WTF? yea that was fuckin gay i just said leather vs ash because
1 i wanna c ash get murdered
2 they both have chainsaws

[otis]

I was wondering when you would make this Sam. You get pissed off at people that make new ones. I understand though.

I think Ash would win. He has a boomstick.

[Sam The Egg]

Yeah. Ash will win because the point of the character is that he always just barely wins right before getting screwed over again.

[_Leatha_Face_]

Originally posted by otis
I was wondering when you would make this Sam. You get pissed off at people that make new ones. I understand though.

I think Ash would win. He has a boomstick. how would he use this "boomstick" after leather saws his arm off?

[Sam The Egg]

losing an arm wouldn't be anything to Ash. He lost a hand and he does okay. He'll just attach another power tool. Maybe a Mider Saw

[Rotting Eye]

Ash should just attach Boom Sticks to each arm. Problem solved.

[_Leatha_Face_]

opinion vs opinion what can u do?

[Rotting Eye]

Take the Tri-Force's opinions for being true. Yours are wrong.

[Sam The Egg]

he's gotcha there

[_Leatha_Face_]

cult vs hollywood u do the math

[Sam The Egg]

yeah, now what bitch?!

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by _Leatha_Face_
cult vs hollywood u do the math
Ash = Cult, Leatherface = Hollywood

[_Leatha_Face_]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Ash = Cult, Leatherface = Hollywood A+

[Rotting Eye]

Does Leatherface have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? No? He's no good.

[_Leatha_Face_]

ok if thats the way u feel then im not gonna disagree with u

[Sam The Egg]

no need for sarcasm, just clarifying. I don't recall Jessica Biel starring in any Evil Dead movies lately.

[_Leatha_Face_]

we're talking about bullshit this movie isnt gonna happen lol i just spit the first thing that came to my head

[Rotting Eye]

Is Bruce Campbell ever going to make another Evil Dead movie? I thought I read in an interview somewhere he would if there was ever enough support from the public to do so.

[otis]

It would be a good battle.

[_Leatha_Face_]

Originally posted by otis
It would be a good battle. yes thats y i said it :)

[Sam The Egg]

"Yo, Jethro!" *revs chainsaw* "Come get some."

[_Leatha_Face_]

weird how no1 else has anything to say about this?

[Rotting Eye]

In the battle Ash would win, hands down.

Evil Ash would do his "little goodietooshoes dance" and Leatherface would fall over dead.

[otis]

New Battle????

[Sam The Egg]

The Force (Evil Dead) vs. The First (Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series)
I dunno...

[_Leatha_Face_]

well i said mine

[Rotting Eye]

I'd have to go with The Force. It would just kinda take over The First and.. corruption!

[otis]

The force.

[Rotting Eye]

Alright, let's say doll vs. doll.

Chucky vs. the dolls from The Puppet Master. Err.. I think that's the movie anyway. I've forgotten.

[Sam The Egg]

http://www.ween.net/puppetmaster/site/props/FullBlade.jpg
Blade would fuck Chucky up.

[Rotting Eye]

Damn when that image first popped up it kinda scared me heh.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Well how about Viktor from Underworld vs. the head vampire in John Carpenter's Vampires.

[otis]

I didn't like underworld. But that vampire kicked some ass. He was the best part. Wait... Which is vicktor? Is that a full blood, or the mutt(mix)

[Rotting Eye]

Viktor was the head vampire guy that was awakened.

The mutt would kick John Carpenter's vampire's ass. That's why I said Viktor. They're about of equal strength.

[otis]

I like the vampire from underworld better than the mutt. He kicked ass.

[otis]

Can i make a thread Which is better Freddy or Jason? Or your favorite. Would that be a versus? I wouldn't want to make another vs. thread. I don't think either one would win.

[Sam The Egg]

there are tons of Freddy/Jason threads already. Bump one

[otis]

nevermind i won't bother, thanks.

[Rotting Eye]

That was already a movie anyway. Try thinking up an original idea.

[otis]

I said it isn't a vs. It is who is your fav. Neither one should win.

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by otis
I said it isn't a vs. It is who is your fav. Neither one should win.

There is one of those in this forum somewhere. It might be back several pages though.

[Sam The Egg]

Neither one should win
And neither one DID win

[otis]

I don't want to argue about it. It never ends. I just don't understand how people like jason. He has no charcter compaired to freddy. He wears a damn hockey mask.

[Rotting Eye]

Freddy has manboobs.

[Sam The Egg]

It's not about character with him. The reason people like Jason is one of the things there aren't words for. It's hard to explain, but it's there. Jason has it, Freddy doesn't. Freddy just has jokes and a Huckstable sweater

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Freddy just has jokes and a Huckstable sweater

"It's a COSSSSBY sweater!!"

[otis]

I like the black comedy, he does have a sweater but jason wore coveralls. They are 2 totally different charcters. Jason is power, Freddy is torture. I like jason but not as much. That is probaly why i like pinhead so much too.

[Sam The Egg]

I keep expecting him to start shilling Jell-O Pudding.

[otis]

So you prefere jason Sam? Which would win Freddy vs. Pinhead?

[StepfatherFan]

The Mummy vs Edward Scissorhands

LOL Actualy, that's just a joke

[Killer Clown#1]

Jason is a huge unstopable killing machine who keeps on coming,and he can't be stoped thats why we love him. Plus he is a great role model he does not like under age sex,he hates when people uses drugs,and he loves his mother an listeins to her.:D

[Haunted]

Another Ash question, but I think it's interesting.

If he were in Ripley's place in Aliens, how well do you think he'd hold up? Let's keep Ash as he is too.

Can't you just see him looking at the queen and saying, "Yo, she-bitch!"

[massacre man]

michael myers vs jason

as much i want michael to win i think they would end up having a tie

unless michael has an idea to trick jason and it works bum bum bum

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by Haunted
Another Ash question, but I think it's interesting.

If he were in Ripley's place in Aliens, how well do you think he'd hold up? Let's keep Ash as he is too.

Can't you just see him looking at the queen and saying, "Yo, she-bitch!"

He'd run and get his ass kicked, just barely get away, run some more and stumble upon victory.

[otis]

i think that would be a crappy match.... But, i think Jason is bigger, stronger, and way more dangerous than Michael. In freddy vs. Jason it is kind of wits vs. strength. This would be strength vs. strength. Jason would win.

[Sam The Egg]

I didn't want to start a new thread for it, and Avenger deleated my thread, so I'll just post this here

whaddya think?

[otis]

is that latin???

[MythMan84]

ya or is that just in the tribe of the Sam language

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by MythMan84
ya or is that just in the tribe of the Sam language

Watch The Boondock Saints.

[Sam The Egg]

In Nomine Patris Et Filii E Spiritu Sancti means "In the name of the father the son and the holy spirit"

Michael is the father, the first of the three main franchise killers. Jason is the son, the second, and most like the father (silent guy in a mask). Freddy is the spirit, the third, not a physical being, but a spirit. Thus, the Holy Trinity of Horror movies

[otis]

nice

[MythMan84]

haha dude thats pretty kewl(and it makes sence)

[crazy clown]

yeah sam, thats pretty sweet.

[Sam The Egg]

aww, thanks, guys

[MythMan84]

Ok, now can we get back to the versus stuff

[Sam The Egg]

Old Blob vs. New Blob

[MythMan84]

Old blob would win because......he's the original blobiest blob

[Sam The Egg]

plus, Kevin Dillon killed new blob, whereas it took Steve McQueen to kill the old one.

[MythMan84]

ya mcqueen could take dillon any day to

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Old Blob vs. New Blob
i pick the blob...
just kiddin i dunno

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
plus, Kevin Dillon killed new blob, whereas it took Steve McQueen to kill the old one.

Dillon had the power of the mullet, and as we all know, no blob can withstand the power of the mullet. If McQueen would have had the mullet, my god...........

[MythMan84]

Then mcqueen would have just obliterated the blob by just looking at it :)

[massacre man]

predator vs pennywise
jason vs leatherface
leatherfaces family vs 3 cenobites (my 3 fav pinhead,chatterer,butterball)

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by MythMan84
Then mcqueen would have just obliterated the blob by just looking at it :)
and only one man would stand a chance against him:

http://www.reelclassics.com/Actors/Peck/images7/peck_mockingbird_gun.jpg

[otis]

the cenobites would win, jason would kill leatherface, he is just a hillbilly.

[Sam The Egg]

I thought we were keeping this thread bumped

[_Leatha_Face_]

we're supposed to

this leatherface3000 iz starting to get on my nerves with all his dumbass threads

[_Leatha_Face_]

damnit sam ur job to keep this up

[Sam The Egg]

bump

Every time someone makes another Vs. thread, God kills a crippled 5 year old girl. Think about it, won't you?

[crazy clown]

how about dolly v. jaws.

[Sam The Egg]

what about the spiders in Eight Legged Freaks vs the aliens in Aliens?

[otis]

Aliens, i say. What is your pic of???

How about the sickness on 28 days later vs. the sickness on Cabin Fever? Which victims looked and acted better?

[Sam The Egg]

that's Donnie Darko, bitch, reconize

[otis]

sorry.... um.... what does he play in? the name is ringing bells but my memory is shot to hell.

[Sam The Egg]

the actor is Jake Gyllenhaal, the MOVIE is Donnie Darko

[otis]

by your tone i am guessing this movie is good, what is the plot?

[Sam The Egg]

http://imdb.com/title/tt0246578/

the movie is on my list

[otis]

sounds great!!! Have you seen wrong turn? I collect horror films and i was wondering if it is worth watching.

[Sam The Egg]

Wrong Turn was decent

[Sam The Eggg]

Zombie Fisters!!!

Fuck you all!!!

[ProjectMayhem]

How can someone not have seen Donnie Darko? I can't fathom that. Great film.

Sam you seem like you've got great taste in films.

[otis]

sounds like i should go find this movie. He has good taste. Have you seen his list?

[Sam The Egg]

this is the list he's referring to
http://ravenbomb.250free.com/STEgreatestmovies.html

[The Evil Dead]

I think the only vs that would come out correctly was already done...

I wouldn't really want to see any other horror icons fight it out, especially the lame Leatherface vs Whoever schtick

[_Leatha_Face_]

Originally posted by The Evil Dead
I think the only vs that would come out correctly was already done...

I wouldn't really want to see any other horror icons fight it out, especially the lame Leatherface vs Whoever schtick how the hell iz leather face lame????:confused:

[massacre man]

Originally posted by _Leatha_Face_
how the hell iz leather face lame????:confused:
i wanna know why to? but i like freddy,jason,michael better