View Full Version : You'll never guess what I ate...
Psycom5k
10-04-2008, 07:02 PM
Yeah so... I've been hunting these past few days with my buddy. No turkeys around so we got annoyed and yesterday we had just had enough, no ammount of calling or decoys could get any birds near us. We switched hunting spots and saw nothing but a few squirrels.... infact there was 1 that wouldn't stop barking at us(we call it barking), so my buddy loses his temper, turns and aims at this squirrel up in the tree and BLAM! Down comes the squirrel. SO we gut him and skin him (and yes it was a him), threw on some garlic powder and salt and pepper, then grilled him up. And no lie, it tasted just like grilled chicken. So now... I have this insatiable hunger for fuzzy forest creatures...yeah not really. BUT i will eat squirrel again. If you get a chance to, try it, seriously.
pinkfloyd45769
10-04-2008, 07:04 PM
I ate it one time a couple of years ago.I actually thought it tasted like turkey:)I have to say,i have witnessed the skinning and gutting.Poor lil things,they are annoying as hell though!
BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER.......THEY CALL ME ZWOTA...THE NINJA SQUIRREL
http://www.electricsquirrel.com/images/ninja_squirrel.jpg
Doc Faustus
10-04-2008, 07:17 PM
Good. Squirrels are freaks. I think they might be from space.
pinkfloyd45769
10-04-2008, 07:19 PM
They are so cute though,i could never kill one.Its so sad to see them dead and all stiff...:( :(
Doc Faustus
10-04-2008, 07:29 PM
They're definitely cute. The other day outside there was bunny on the lawn. Then, a squirrel came down from a tree, and the bunny saw it and apparently thought it was another bunny and started chasing it. It was so cute and funny watching the terrified squirrel fleeing from a curious little rabbit. But, there is something profoundly strange and unwholesome about squirrels. I think it's their tiny hands and that they should be called Pygmy Acorn Monkeys, regardless of their actual classification.
They're definitely cute. The other day outside there was bunny on the lawn. Then, a squirrel came down from a tree, and the bunny saw it and apparently thought it was another bunny and started chasing it. It was so cute and funny watching the terrified squirrel fleeing from a curious little rabbit. But, there is something profoundly strange and unwholesome about squirrels. I think it's their tiny hands and that they should be called Pygmy Acorn Monkeys, regardless of their actual classification.
Hey....without our tiny hands....we couldn't give great massages
http://www.electricsquirrel.com/images/image001.gif
ferretchucker
10-05-2008, 03:13 AM
I have to say I have no objection to eating them but I'd never kill an animal for sport. But if it's dead, might as well make it's death for something and feed yourself.
BUT FUCK YOUR GREY SQUIRREL BITCHES!
Sorry. But to be honest I hate grey squirrels. Thanks to the little wankers being brought in to England and breeding like mad, our native red squirrels are nearly extinct. Seriously, I know only one person that's ever seen a red squirrel now. The grey ones steal their nests and food.
urgeok2
10-05-2008, 04:27 AM
some of my best pals are squirrels
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/urgeok/photography/DSC07723.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/urgeok/photography/DSC07750.jpg
ferretchucker
10-05-2008, 04:40 AM
Wow, I've never seen a black squirrel before.
Kemal
10-05-2008, 05:24 AM
Ghetto squirrels
GorePhobia
10-05-2008, 06:43 AM
Ghetto squirrels
Ha ha ha ha
:D :p
Leprucky Cougar
10-05-2008, 09:31 AM
BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER.......THEY CALL ME ZWOTA...THE NINJA SQUIRREL
http://www.electricsquirrel.com/images/ninja_squirrel.jpg
Hilarious...They're too adorable to eat. I was making fun of one, one day when I was walking along this path. It was stretched out flat like a Pancake. I didn't think it was dead or anything because its tail was still bushy and pointed upright. So I taunted it. I said: "Squirel if you don't get your little furry ass out of my way...." but as I kept walking, I realized why i was lying there like that. It really was dead. I guess it was stuffing nuts in its mouth when a car came by and knocked the wind out of him/her enough to die. Poor furry pal. :(
Dante'sInferno
10-05-2008, 09:34 AM
Car-1
Squirrel-0
I'll try any kind of meat once.So I would taste Squirrel meat.Bring it on!
Leprucky Cougar
10-05-2008, 09:50 AM
I woudn't eat a squirrel...they're too adorable. Friendly minus the crazy "ghetto" ones with Rabbies. They're too small of an animal for me to consume...they're defenseless.
ferretchucker
10-05-2008, 10:19 AM
They can run and climb well. Not like these guys.
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/ferretchucker/escargot.jpg
pinkfloyd45769
10-05-2008, 11:19 AM
YUCK!!!I was eating french fries and that just ruined my appetite.Thanks FC!:)
Psycom5k
10-05-2008, 11:25 AM
http://www.vi-r-us.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/squirrel.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3264/2326028330_eaa7973877.jpg
Thats exactly how we cooked it too.
And Urge, this one was a dick. He deserved it.
Leprucky Cougar
10-05-2008, 12:21 PM
Squirrels are the Mascot for my College. They are cute and agile...but wimpy at the same time...I take it that's why we're suppose to call them "Fighting Squirrels;" but oh, the irony in that.
The Flayed One
10-05-2008, 12:40 PM
Squirrel is actually a good meat. It's often thrown into the 'southern backwoods' culinary category with opossum and groundhog.
The only thing is you need a few of them to make a good meal, or 'a whole mess of squirrel' if you will. If you cook it right, it's delicious.
Vodstok
10-05-2008, 02:07 PM
I have to say I have no objection to eating them but I'd never kill an animal for sport. But if it's dead, might as well make it's death for something and feed yourself.
BUT FUCK YOUR GREY SQUIRREL BITCHES!
Sorry. But to be honest I hate grey squirrels. Thanks to the little wankers being brought in to England and breeding like mad, our native red squirrels are nearly extinct. Seriously, I know only one person that's ever seen a red squirrel now. The grey ones steal their nests and food.
your welcome. i know you english brought us such wonders as pigeons and smallpox, so right back at you.
Just feel lucky nothing from Australia has come back. between sheep and rabbits the english damn near decimated large portions of that country (mice too). imagine if something like funnelwebs or bulldog ants decided england was a nice place to live. you would be begging for grey squirrels.
for the record, i like squirrels and have no interest in eating any kind of rodent.
ChronoGrl
10-05-2008, 03:47 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/urgeok/photography/DSC07750.jpg
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! KILL IT!
Psycom5k
10-05-2008, 09:06 PM
Squirrel is actually a good meat. It's often thrown into the 'southern backwoods' culinary category with opossum and groundhog.
The only thing is you need a few of them to make a good meal, or 'a whole mess of squirrel' if you will. If you cook it right, it's delicious.
Yeah he is exactly right. There isn't much meat on them at all.
Next time i'm gonna try it with some barbque sauce... hmmmm that sounds nice....
on a side note, I have been having weird cravings for it ever since i first ate it.
Nella
10-05-2008, 09:52 PM
Hey....without our tiny hands....we couldn't give great massages
http://www.electricsquirrel.com/images/image001.gif
newb, I love your pictures! I have the same picture you posted but mine won't move anymore. :( I was thinking about that pic when Doc mentioned their hands and when I scrolled down, I was pleasantly surprised to see it.
Urge, I love your pics, too. How cute!
neverending
10-05-2008, 10:03 PM
Squirrels are my favorite animal. They always look like they're having so much fun.
urgeok2
10-06-2008, 05:54 AM
this is now the I Love Squirrel Thread - i dedicate it to Chronogirl .. who i hope to one day shove a nut starved squirrel down her pants :D
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/urgeok/photography/sq3.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/urgeok/photography/sq2.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/urgeok/photography/DSC07767.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/urgeok/photography/sq1.jpg
ChronoGrl
10-06-2008, 06:35 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
And I thought that grey squirrels were gross.
Those black squirrels... Are... Just... wrong.
hammerfan
10-06-2008, 06:38 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
And I thought that grey squirrels were gross.
Those black squirrels... Are... Just... wrong.
Really? I thought they were kinda cool!
The Flayed One
10-06-2008, 06:40 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
And I thought that grey squirrels were gross.
Those black squirrels... Are... Just... wrong.
They're Canadian. You have to eat them with mayo.
ChronoGrl
10-06-2008, 06:42 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/urgeok/photography/DSC07767.jpg
Side effects of eating the black squirrel... :p
urgeok2
10-06-2008, 06:53 AM
Side effects of eating the black squirrel... :p
the expression on his face makes me laugh
too bad the squirrel is blurry - it was sitting on him, but he moves around too much so it grabbed a peanut and was jumping off when i took the pic.
Psycom5k
10-06-2008, 07:32 AM
Hmmmm, I love how I try to make serious threads, and they die. Then I make a thread about eating squirrels and it thrives.
But yeah, those black squirrels look tastey. I'd love to see them on a bed of sauteed onions. :)
urgeok2
10-06-2008, 07:34 AM
serious threads arent any fun. (including mine)
i'm here for the fun.
Psycom5k
10-06-2008, 07:39 AM
Oh I know, I was just pointing out something I found funny.
The Flayed One
10-06-2008, 07:40 AM
Hmmmm, I love how I try to make serious threads, and they die. Then I make a thread about eating squirrels and it thrives
Very few things are more serious than a mans food. Add in beer and boobs, and you'll have a philosophical explosion right here on HDC.
urgeok2
10-06-2008, 07:42 AM
well .. some kind of explosion ...
ferretchucker
10-06-2008, 07:44 AM
your welcome. i know you english brought us such wonders as pigeons and smallpox, so right back at you.
That was a gift! A gift for you!
And I'm not annoyed at the grey squirrels being here, I'm annoyed at the fact that them being here is killing off our native squirrels. Apparently it's from a disease that they carry but only affects the red ones.
Papillon Noir
10-06-2008, 07:44 AM
Wow, I've never seen a black squirrel before.
Yeah, me neither. They look strange.
Anyway, one of my co-workers living in country and is a big hunter and eats squirrel all the time. He likes it, but it tends to be on the gamey side. Personally, I don't think I could eat squirrel unless I was starving.
Psycom5k
10-06-2008, 07:46 AM
That was a gift! A gift for you!
And I'm not annoyed at the grey squirrels being here, I'm annoyed at the fact that them being here is killing off our native squirrels. Apparently it's from a disease that they carry but only affects the red ones.
Maybe if your native red ones weren't such big fuzzy pussies(Not the lady-parts) you wouldn't have that problem.
ferretchucker
10-06-2008, 07:48 AM
Maybe if your native red ones weren't such big fuzzy pussies(Not the lady-parts) you wouldn't have that problem.
Maybe if your grey ones stopped acting like fags and fought fairly we'd find out who the pussies are.
Psycom5k
10-06-2008, 07:49 AM
Maybe if your grey ones stopped acting like fags and fought fairly we'd find out who the pussies are.
Don't call my grey ones ciggarettes again. And anyways who said there were rules in a fight?
ferretchucker
10-06-2008, 07:54 AM
Don't call my grey ones ciggarettes again. And anyways who said there were rules in a fight?
I'll call the grey ones whatever I like. And I was referring to them being young students who act as servants (Fagging) to older students.
And the only time there aren't rules is when the one who breaks them thinks they'll lose if common rules (I.E - No kicking of the groin) are in place.
Psycom5k
10-06-2008, 07:57 AM
I'll call the grey ones whatever I like. And I was referring to them being young students who act as servants (Fagging) to older students.
And the only time there aren't rules is when the one who breaks them thinks they'll lose if common rules (I.E - No kicking of the groin) are in place.
You sir, have not the first idea how to fight. You see, people like you, who think that there are rules in a fight, don't know how to fight, so they try to protect themselves with said rules. But I pose this question upon you young sir, do you appoint a referee in a street fight?
ferretchucker
10-06-2008, 08:08 AM
No, it's just where I come from in typical fights if somebody kicks someone in the balls or it becomes 2 on 1 then people step in and get pissed off. Obviously in big serious fights, these rules don't apply. And if a guy was coming at me with a baseball bat I wouldn't hesitate to kick him in his dangly bits.
BUT THEY'RE FUCKING SQUIRRELS!!!
Vodstok
10-06-2008, 08:54 AM
No, it's just where I come from in typical fights if somebody kicks someone in the balls or it becomes 2 on 1 then people step in and get pissed off. Obviously in big serious fights, these rules don't apply. And if a guy was coming at me with a baseball bat I wouldn't hesitate to kick him in his dangly bits.
BUT THEY'RE FUCKING SQUIRRELS!!!
grey Squirrels are american, and their influence in the American Revolution lead to the rebels using guerilla tactics, kicking the british firmly in the pants. It worked for them on their own soil 200 years ago, and you want them to change to silly english "Standing in tight squirrel formations and lobbing aconrs back and forth" garbage now?!
you, sir, are crazy.
The Flayed One
10-06-2008, 08:57 AM
grey Squirrels are american, and their influence in the American Revolution lead to the rebels using guerilla tactics, kicking the british firmly in the pants. It worked for them on their own soil 200 years ago, and you want them to change to silly english "Standing in tight squirrel formations and lobbing aconrs back and forth" garbage now?!
you, sir, are crazy.
Let us not forget that while the British red squirrels picked their acorns out of a pile and used different ones all the time, the American grey squirrel used their own acorns and were therefore more familiar and more accurate.
No, it's just where I come from in typical fights if somebody kicks someone in the balls or it becomes 2 on 1 then people step in and get pissed off. Obviously in big serious fights, these rules don't apply. And if a guy was coming at me with a baseball bat I wouldn't hesitate to kick him in his dangly bits.
BUT THEY'RE FUCKING SQUIRRELS!!!
Squirrels have "dangly bits"
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/squirrel_nuts_1.jpg
Let us not forget that while the British red squirrels picked their acorns out of a pile and used different ones all the time, the American grey squirrel used their own acorns and were therefore more familiar and more accurate.
Didn't the American squirrels throw all the nuts into Boston harbor?
ChronoGrl
10-06-2008, 09:00 AM
Squirrels have "dangly bits"
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/squirrel_nuts_1.jpg
That's... absolutely horrifying.
ferretchucker
10-06-2008, 09:20 AM
Let us not forget that while the British red squirrels picked their acorns out of a pile and used different ones all the time, the American grey squirrel used their own acorns and were therefore more familiar and more accurate.
Lets not forget that the greys owe everything they know to the reds. Oh yeh, they are only directly descended from us. But I got no beef with the black squirrels, they got their own heritage. Yeh, the reds oppressed them along with the greys but we've put that behind us.
We're talking about people now right?
Psycom5k
10-06-2008, 06:10 PM
Lets not forget that the greys owe everything they know to the reds. Oh yeh, they are only directly descended from us. But I got no beef with the black squirrels, they got their own heritage. Yeh, the reds oppressed them along with the greys but we've put that behind us.
Yes, after our grey ones kicked the ever living shit out of your red ones.
Phalanx
10-07-2008, 07:06 AM
I'd eat just about any kind of animal...squirrels look like they'd do alright in a curry or a casserole. Something baked low and slow.
ferretchucker
10-07-2008, 07:31 AM
Yes, after our grey ones kicked the ever living shit out of your red ones.
Yeh, through numbers! You put 100 red and 100 grey against each other and the reds would win. Better training you see, because there's less of them to train. But our reds wouldn't do that. They worry about the economy and important things instead of picking fights. The only reason the reds are fighting is because the ex leader of them was scared of the retarded grey leader. But let's just hope those greys put the black squirrel in charge. Then things should get better.
Vodstok
10-07-2008, 08:53 AM
Yeh, through numbers! You put 100 red and 100 grey against each other and the reds would win. Better training you see, because there's less of them to train. But our reds wouldn't do that. They worry about the economy and important things instead of picking fights. The only reason the reds are fighting is because the ex leader of them was scared of the retarded grey leader. But let's just hope those greys put the black squirrel in charge. Then things should get better.
So then you think Obama is the right choice for our next election?:confused:
ferretchucker
10-07-2008, 09:06 AM
What? We're talking about squirrels. You sir, are CRAZY! ;)