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urgeok2
10-02-2008, 10:31 AM
I figured that instead of jokes, we'd just cut and paste the lyrics to country and western songs in here...


Our little boy is four years old and quite a little man
So we spell out the words we don't want him to understand
Like T.O.Y or maybe S.U.R.P.R.I.S.E
But the words we're hiding from him now
Tear the heart right out of me.

Our D.I.V.O.R.C.E becomes final today
Me and little J.O.E will be goin' away
I love you both and it will be pure H.E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

Watch him smile, he thinks it Christmas
Or his 5th Birthay
And he thinks C.U.S.O.T.D.Y spells fun or play
I spell out all the hurtin' words
And turn my head when I speak
'Cause I can't spell a way this hurt
That's drippin' down my cheek.

Our D.I.V.O.R.C.E becomes final today
Me and little J.O.E will be goin' away
I love you both and it will be pure H.E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

pinkfloyd45769
10-02-2008, 12:29 PM
Fucking hate this thread!
Not really!:)

urgeok2
10-02-2008, 12:36 PM
Fucking hate this thread!

well, it was dramatic :D

Vodstok
10-02-2008, 12:52 PM
I disagree with everyon eon everything.
Abortions rule!
Booze for kids!
Teach porn in schools!

Roderick Usher
10-02-2008, 01:00 PM
Aha, so this is where I'm supposed to vent about my prescription drug habit, eating disorder, impending divorce, current lawsuit, latest fisticuffs, fear of priests and my inability to achieve an erection without imagining dead young boys.



Or maybe I should keep those to myself.

urgeok2
10-02-2008, 01:15 PM
Or maybe I should keep those to myself.

well, maybe the last one

fortunato
10-04-2008, 09:08 PM
watching the cubs play is depressing.

pinkfloyd45769
10-05-2008, 05:29 AM
About to turn 25,its depressing me.I wanted to be more successful by this time,i'm getting there slowly.I know that 25 is young and i have plenty of time...still its depressing.

Being single is depressing,just the overall feeling of being lonely.

I have to go to the dentist next week to get my first filling.
The house deal is a definite no.

I could go on forever!:D

pinkfloyd45769
10-05-2008, 05:30 AM
Oh,i have to go grocery shopping.I think everyone knows how depressing that is:(

Vodstok
10-05-2008, 06:00 AM
Oh,i have to go grocery shopping.I think everyone knows how depressing that is:(
I actually love grocery shopping. I like to cook, so grocery shopping to me is like clothes shopping for people into fashion :)

urgeok2
10-05-2008, 06:15 AM
yeah - my wife looks at grocery shopping the way i look at DVD shopping..

but she doesnt like to cook - she just likes to buy food.

pinkfloyd45769
10-05-2008, 06:41 AM
I'll be spending way more than i plan to,how can you pass the candy without buying????:)