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Vodstok
09-26-2008, 12:19 PM
in the "Who's online" thing at the bottom, why the hell does newb's name show up like this:
newb (http://horror.com/forum/member.php?u=2680)+
???:confused:
It has been bugging me for a long time now...
urgeok2
09-26-2008, 12:21 PM
he's the new and improved Newb.
50% more Newb in every box.
it doesnt appear like that for me.
hammerfan
09-26-2008, 12:22 PM
You have him added to your buddy list
urgeok2
09-26-2008, 12:23 PM
You have him added to your buddy list
which we know really means - secret lover list
i guess that means Urgeok+ appears in hammerfans screen :D
Vodstok
09-26-2008, 12:23 PM
Weird....
i wonder if anyone else gets that...
_____V_____
09-26-2008, 12:23 PM
in the "Who's online" thing at the bottom, why the hell does newb's name show up like this:
newb (http://horror.com/forum/member.php?u=2680)+
???:confused:
It has been bugging me for a long time now...
rofl Urge...:D
You have Newb added to your friends' list, Vod. Uncheck him in your User CP settings and that + sign will be gone.
The Flayed One
09-26-2008, 12:24 PM
You get that when you become a millineatarian. He's just the first; you'll see more after urges birthday.
Vodstok
09-26-2008, 12:25 PM
I must have added him like 4 years ago, ididnt even remember that feature existed :D
hammerfan
09-26-2008, 12:25 PM
which we know really means - secret lover list
i guess that means Urgeok+ appears in hammerfans screen :D
Yes, it does :D
After my Colonoscopy last week, I AM "New & Improved.:D
well....a little lighter on my feet anyway.
too much info........sorry:o
urgeok2
09-26-2008, 12:27 PM
You get that when you become a millineatarian. He's just the first; you'll see more after urges birthday.
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg45/japanbamboo/Geezer/034th_old_man_stick.gif
which we know really means - secret lover list
i guess that means Urgeok+ appears in hammerfans screen :D
shit....our secret is out....I JUST CAN'T QUIT HIM
urgeok2
09-26-2008, 12:27 PM
After my Colonoscopy last week, I AM "New & Improved.:D
well....a little lighter on my feet anyway.
hey kids, look what the cam dragged out !!
The Flayed One
09-26-2008, 12:31 PM
Come on now. This is supposed to be a Q&A session with newb, not a patty cake party (although Jessica Rabbit is hot)
Question 1.) When you hid the Dead Sea Scrolls in those caves, did you think they'd ever be found?
oops...buzzer just went off....I'm outta here for now...WEEKEND STARTS:D
urgeok2
09-26-2008, 12:34 PM
Yes, it does :D
wooo hoooo !
how much baby oil should i pick up for the weekend ?
Doc Faustus
09-26-2008, 12:37 PM
Four barrels. Enough for a greased rhino race, which I'm assuming was the intent. If the rhinos ain't slippery they don't run right.
_____V_____
09-26-2008, 12:37 PM
They havent yet started the Weekend Junkyard Sale of all the stuff which came outta Newb's (Ahem!) "tunnel".
You might be very surprised at some of the items on display there...
Check this out - One of em is Marlon Brando's lost can of butter which found use in "Last Tango in Paris".
The Flayed One
09-26-2008, 12:39 PM
They havent yet started the Weekend Junkyard Sale of all the stuff which came outta Newb's (Ahem!) "tunnel".
You might be very surprised at some of the items on display there...
Check this out - One of em is Marlon Brando's lost can of butter which found use in "Last Tango in Paris".
Such as this Ming Dynasty vase.
http://www.momist.com/uploaded_images/file-759686.jpg
_____V_____
09-26-2008, 12:42 PM
Also a book which was presumed lost somewhere during the 6th Century...
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o86/heva_dudette/kamasutra.jpg
On sale for 25 cents. Pack of condoms free, for the first buyer.
The Flayed One
09-26-2008, 12:46 PM
I guess I never realized that the contents of newbs anus were such a commodity.
Got the formula for successful cold fusion up there, mate?
Vodstok
09-26-2008, 12:47 PM
I guess I never realized that the contents of newbs anus were such a commodity.
Got the formula for successful cold fusion up there, mate?
Yeah, but no one wants it, its covered in poop and ky, and there are some dead gerbils stuck to it.
The Flayed One
09-26-2008, 12:59 PM
Yeah, but no one wants it, its covered in poop and ky, and there are some dead gerbils stuck to it.
Maybe we can send in reconossaince team and find Bloodrayne.
Doctor #1: Hello....
Doctor #2: I see... a woman.
Doctor #1: Shall we extract?
Doctor #2: It's a precarious predicament. We must be careful, otherwise we'll kill them both.
Doctor #1: I'm confident. All the tract needs is a little Dustin', and the extraction should go smoothly.
Doctor #2: Boo-Urns.
That was really lame. My apologies to all horror fans who read this post.